No matter how long he has been outside, as soon as he sets foot on this land, he will be surrounded by a thick sense of happiness, and the impetuousness of the outside world and the accumulation of violence will instantly disappear.

I can't see enough of this mountain, this water, this tree, this grass, this flower, this blue sky, I just want to wait by my wife's side forever, and be a little shepherd with the second stunned son of the village, and the silly girl in the west of the village eyebrows, and try to carry her parents behind her back, soak her in bed, and the whole life has passed like this.

It's strange that in almost every remote mountain village, there is a sheep herd named Ertunzi, a village girl named Silly Girl, and a little widow who died not long after she got married.

They have never driven a car, never been on a plane, played on a computer, don't use a mobile phone, have no noble temperament, and don't know what to wear, so they can show off their so-called sexy and handsome.

Every time, he smiled silly, put his arm around your neck, put his arm around your forehead like a sheep, and mysteriously took out an egg, saying that it was stolen from the little widow's chicken coop, freshly cooked, and eaten hot.

But it's better to bury the egg skin, the little widow has been scolding the old man for a long time, and is carrying a mallet all over the village looking for egg thieves.

They didn't care what clothes Li Nannan was wearing, and how clean they were, in their eyes, no matter how expensive the clothes were, they were the same as their coarse undershirts, and they grabbed them with their muddy hands, deliberately leaving a few dirty handprints, which meant that they missed him very much during his absence.

Li Nannan grew up to be a normal man, which is a great miracle in the medical world, but for them, this is nothing, it should be like this, just like they were born to live in this isolated small mountain village, herding sheep and hunting, and they don't know how much one plus one plus sixty-four is equal to.

Every time Li Nannan comes back, he never brings those chocolates and other sweets, he takes a bag of rock candy, and when he hikes into the mountain, he hits two hares and gives them to the two stunned people, this is the best gift, watching them take the rock candy and lick it carefully, I will feel warm in my heart.

Bringing chocolate or something like that to this isolated mountain village is like pouring a bucket of engine oil into a clear lake, which will cause regrettable ecological pollution.

The eggs that were still hot were eaten little by little under the gaze of the two stunned swallowing saliva, and then under the guidance of the stupid girl, the eggshells were buried in the wild grass, and then the three of them looked at each other and laughed.

The second stunned man had something good to tell Li Nannan, and as soon as he hugged his neck, the stupid girl kicked them a few times, covered her face with her hands and turned around and ran away, her shy appearance was surprising.

The good thing for the second stunned child is to sleep with the stupid girl, sleep secretly, and cry for a night, thinking that a child will appear by her side the next day, if her parents see it, will they sell the child and exchange it for salt?

After finishing speaking, a sly smile appeared on the face of the second stunned man, Li Nannan quickly understood, raised his hand to pick his hair, and punched him on the chin, you dare to sleep with the woman I like!

The two stunned people immediately turned into a fierce tiger, threw Li Nannan to the ground, the two of them fought from the hillside, rolled down the hillside, rode on him and choked his neck, forcing him not to look at the stupid girl in the future, and after getting a satisfactory answer, he let go of him, patted his clothes diligently, and said that he would go to the little widow's house tomorrow to steal eggs and give him food.

The two of them were muttering here, whether to steal the little widow's old hen with a reed flower and stew it together, when a woman wearing a small floral sweatshirt ran over with half of her arms open, revealing most of her white breasts, and carrying a mallet.

While running, she pointed at Li Nannan and scolded, wanting to break his leg as an egg thief - the stupid girl saw that her voice was hoarse when she scolded, and she couldn't bear to tell her that Li Nannan had just eaten an egg, and the eggshell was buried next to the hillside, under the dog's tail.

In the second stunned schadenfreude laughter, Li Nannan could only hug his head and run away, and he couldn't run away in the blink of an eye, so he had to let her smash the mallet on her back a few times, otherwise she wouldn't be angry, and would chase her home, telling her that the egg was originally reserved for her to make up for her body.

"Stop chasing, chase again, be careful that I let the dog bite you to death!"

After crawling into the firewood in a small fence courtyard, Li Nannan came to the ability, turned around and jumped on the intimidation, a little black dog not much bigger than a mouse, screamed, got out of the firewood, and pounced on the little widow.

The little widow, who was afraid of the dog and the hanged ghost, changed her face greatly, turned around and ran, and fell two heels in succession, so that she could get rid of the pursuit of the little black dog, and swore to get a kitchen knife.

This little black dog is a righteous Chinese pastoral dog, the grandson of the big dog of the second stunned family - maybe it was too picky, causing malnutrition, and as a result, the pimple was stopped, and a person with big feet can turn it into a cake if he is not careful.

Every time Li Nannan came back, the happiest thing was that in addition to his wife, it might be a pimple, because Li Nannan would feed it with beef jerky that the people in the small mountain village had not eaten, and this time it was the same, after scaring away the little widow, he ran back with his tail wagging and threw himself at him, asking for benefits.

The pimple is clearly a conscienceless person, and as soon as he snatched the beef jerky from Li Nannan's hand, he let out a ho-ho roar, threatening him to get away quickly, don't try to grab something from it!

Rewarded the pimple with a big foot, and in the screams of its rolling one after another, Li Nannan turned his head and looked at a middle-aged beautiful woman standing at the door of the thatched hut.

The Central and South American woman was wearing a short-sleeved undershirt like a little widow, with a bit of Yue Zitong's shadow on her face, but she was more dignified and kind than her, especially looking at Li Nannan's eyes, with strong family affection.

Li Nannan's eyes were slightly red, and then he walked over with a smile, raised his hand and grabbed his ears, lowered his head and said, "Master, I'm back." ”

"Man, you're thin again."

The master raised her hand, gently soothed the top of his head, and said softly.

This sentence is what Li Nannan has to say every time he goes home after being driven out of the country by the old man, although he is lazy and fat by several pounds during this time in Qingshan City, but his wife says that he is thin, then he is really thin.

"In the future, I will eat more. Well, it's better to eat potatoes and mushrooms stewed all day long and drool at the thought of it. ”

Li Nannan was more than half a head taller than his wife, and in order to make it easier for her to calm the top of his head, he would pretend that his shoelaces were open, and squat down on his knees to tie his shoelaces.

Potato stew with mushrooms is my wife's favorite dish, Li Nannan never cooks it, and he never eats it outside.

This dish is the best if only the master and wife make it.

As long as her man survives, she will eat vegetarian for a lifetime, this is the wish made by the master mother in the Valley of the Kings, she has never eaten any meat dishes over the years, and she has never done it, the old man is greedy, and he goes to the mountains to hunt, after roasting and eating, he grabs the dandelion and chews it for a long time, knowing that there is no meat taste in his mouth, he dares to come back.

"Okay, the old man has gone to the mountains to pick mushrooms, and I'll make them for you tomorrow."

After seeing that he seemed to be a little taller than two years ago, his wife asked him to stand up, nodded with satisfaction, took his hand, and walked into the room.

The thatched hut is very basic. There were a few futons made of corn husks on the floor, and on the old-fashioned bedside table was a landline that was installed by the wife who was worried that her man would miss her, and it was also the only telephone in the village.

Up to now, Li Nannan couldn't believe that his wife, a daughter from a wealthy family in Beijing, had eloped with an old man who was more than ten years older than her, gave up the luxury of glitter, and came to this small mountain village for more than 20 years.

But this is a fact that no one can refute, and Li Nannan has never found any dissatisfaction with life in the eyes of his wife, only the tranquility that makes him intoxicated.

Can you imagine that a middle-aged beautiful woman has a quiet look in her eyes that only an innocent girl can have?

Sometimes, he even thinks that his wife is his own mother, if his wife is a few years older.

Brewing a cup of wild tea made by the old man for his wife, Li Nannan sat cross-legged in front of her, raised his hand and scratched the back of his head, and said softly: "Master, I can't get along with her, so I ran back." Speaking of which, I'm to blame for this—"

The master interrupted Li Nannan's words: "I don't blame you for this, the master and wife know that Zitong is still a little childish and not very mature, and he still looks at you with old eyes." ”

Li Nannan was stunned: "You know? ”

"Yesterday morning, your mother-in-law and Aunt Xue were both playing at our house and received a phone call."

The wife smiled and said, "It's a girl who called, and she said her name is Min Rou." Listening to the voice, you can know that the child's name is not wrong, soft, like a piece of rice cake with sticky teeth. ”

Li Nannan's old face was a little red.

He went to Qingshan City in the name of his wife, obviously to protect Yue Zitong, but in fact he married her, but seeing that two months had passed, he got along with other girls, which greatly violated his wife's kindness, and he was a little embarrassed.

He wanted to explain something, but his wife shook her head: "Needless to say, Min Rou told me everything, including what the letter." ”

My wife has lived in seclusion in this small mountain village for so many years, where has she ever played any WeChat?

So after she heard Min Rou say this very implicitly, she was still very surprised, and after hanging up the phone, she asked Xue Xinghan and her mother-in-law, now that the outside world has developed technology, can you see the appearance of a living person on the letter?

The mother-in-law, who has lived in a wealthy family for too long, doesn't understand these 'tricks and tricks', but it is Xue Xinghan, who has a big personality, and after explaining this thing, she is the way.

Li Nannan was stunned, and when he subconsciously went to find his mobile phone, he thought that when he escaped from the hospital like an injured lone wolf that night, he didn't bring his mobile phone, Min Rou found out when he called him, out of curiosity - looked at his WeChat and found his chat with Yue Zitong.

Then, the simple-minded child handed over the phone to his aunt.

After his aunt saw it, she was suddenly struck by lightning - I just don't know if the ashamed committed suicide?

It would be great if he could commit suicide, lest Li Nannan would feel embarrassed when he saw her again in the future.

However, from his wife's next words, Li Nannan could hear that his aunt was very thick-skinned, and she didn't commit suicide, but after sitting for most of the night, she was sent home by Min Rou to sleep.

Such a shameless woman, what man rarely marries her as a wife?

"Min Rou's kid said, fortunately, the fertilizer water does not flow into the fields of outsiders—"

When Mrs. said this, Li Nannan couldn't help but interrupt her: "Mrs., do you think that she is the only man on the Internet?" ”