027 Nonsense, disgusting, and vomiting
The person who came was our lovely and touching classmate Zheng Xiangri.
In the past two days, Zheng Xiangriman School looked for Niu Shuzhu but couldn't find it, and then she finally found out that Niu Shuzhu was in the garbage disposal major, and she also found out that Teacher Ouyang and Niu Shuzhu had a good relationship, which made her have a sense of crisis, so she found Teacher Ouyang.
Zheng Xiangri Xu has watched too many of the recent palace fights and learned too much, and she still learns from the essence and the dross, she always feels that if a woman has a good relationship with Niu Shuzhu, it is her enemy, and it is a group of fox (flesh) bodies who want to be concubines and nobles who promise to compete with her for favor.
As soon as it was confirmed that the person in front of her was Teacher Ouyang, she grabbed Teacher Ouyang's hands and cried as if Qin Xianglian saw Bao Qingtian. It's just that when Qin Xianglian saw Bao Qingtian for the first time, she was scared to cry by Hei Lao Bao, and here Teacher Ouyang was almost scared to cry by Zheng Xiangri.
Zheng Xiangri said that she and Niu Zhuzhu were two little lovers who had no guesses and made a lifelong commitment, saying that she and Niu Shuzhu took a bath together when they were young until they were eighteen years old, and also said that she gave herself to Niu Shuzhu at the age of eight, and had an abortion for Niu Shuzhu at the age of twelve.
Zheng Xiangri said that there was a purpose in saying this, she was to declare her absolute possession of Niu Zhuzhu, and the hidden meaning was that she was the main palace, and later you would be a concubine at most, don't want to compete with her for favor.
Later, Zheng Xiangri said that since kindergarten, there have been rich and handsome people who like her and pursue her in various ways, and there are at least twenty people who commit suicide for her and never marry her, and she is all focused on Niu Zhuzhu. She said that she wanted to tell Teacher Ouyang how good she was to Niu Xuanzhu, and Niu Xuanzhu owed him a lot, and this guilt alone was incomparable to others.
As she spoke, Zheng Xiangri slowly began to believe that what she said was true, so much so that her face turned red. The underwear was wet, looking at the stunned expressions of Teacher Ouyang and Wang Ying, she thought that the two of them had been moved by the earth-shattering love story she made up, so she spoke even harder.
I haven't seen a drunkard who can talk nonsense, and then Zheng Xiangri actually pressed a vegetative disease on the 14-year-old Niu Shuzhu, and began to talk about how she took care of the Niu Shuzhu with a handful of snot and tears, how to feed the Niu Shuzhu mouth-to-mouth water, how to chew it and then spit it on the Niu Shuzhu to eat, how to give the Niu Shuzhu feces and urine, the story is called a vivid, how she helped the Niu Shuzhu to support her little brother to pee, how to split the Niu Shuzhu's legs to help the Niu Shuzhu wipe her buttocks. When you encounter diarrhea or when the poop is dry on the buttocks, how to clean it and so on are clear.
Some people's lies are very clever and can deceive many people, some people's lies are very common and can only deceive a few people, and some people's lies are very clumsy and can only deceive those who love him and care about him, but the lies told by Zheng Xiangri do not belong to these, and the lies she tells are out of the category of deception. Her lies are simply disgusting.
So, no surprises. First, Wang Ying reacted physiologically. "Wow" spit out, followed by Teacher Ouyang, who also bent over and retched at the lake with a burst of nausea.
"What's wrong? Have you eaten a bad stomach? Zheng Xiangri didn't understand why this was the case, shouldn't such a tear-jerking love story make the audience cry like rain, why did he vomit a mess.
No, it must have nothing to do with the story I told, these two women must have had a bad stomach at noon.
"Are you all right? I'm not done with Niu Bolt yet. Zheng Xiangri kindly went up to help the two girls pat their backs, but they used too much force and almost slapped the two girls into the water.
The two girls were disgusting, and the evil ghosts behind Zheng Xiangri were also disgusting. Regardless of whether you are a human or a ghost, the feeling of vomiting can't be suppressed at all, but he is still invisible, and this vomiting on the ground is too ostentatious, so he ran to a hidden lake as fast as he could, and also vomited in the lake.
What are people who vomit most afraid of? The most feared thing is that a few people will vomit together. Why? Because you can't stop watching others vomit yourself, is there any? What's more, there is also a Zheng Xiangri who patted his back while continuing to talk about the (heavy) taste of taking care of vegetative patients, which moved China.
The two people here and a ghost affected each other and vomited, and the little couples by the lake who vomited all ran away, leaving them with no end of the vomit.
To say that the ghost is still profound, he closed his hearing in time and was the first to put down the disgusting feeling.
The evil ghost looked at Zheng Xiangri's back with hatred, he felt that he had never hated a person so much. The cow bolt caused him to shrink back from doing things, and this cow bolt woman caused him to vomit out more than ten years of skill, this hatred is not too much to describe as not shared.
He decisively decided to push the disgusting woman into the lake together, avenging himself and giving Niu Shuzhu a warning.
The evil ghost approached the three girls again, and this time he only needed to push Zheng Xiangri alone, because Zheng Xiangri alone blocked the remaining two girls.
The demon was about to strike with all his strength, and in order to vent the anger in his chest, he even shouted: "Go down! ”
However, at this critical moment, Zheng Xiangri snapped back his eyes.
After the evil ghost saw Zheng Xiangri's appearance clearly, he instinctively screamed: "My mother, there are ghosts!" ”
A good Zheng Xiangri, sure enough, the evil spirit is extraordinary, this time the evil ghost was frightened by the prototype, and the hanging soul was gone, and a second later, the evil ghost turned into a wisp of black smoke and disappeared on the spot.
"Huh?" Zheng Xiangri looked around suspiciously, and then scratched her face for some reason, and accidentally scratched a pimple on her face, leaving a pale yellow pus, and she hurriedly lifted her flower skirt to wipe her face.
Here, Teacher Ouyang and Wang Ying finally took the opportunity to slow down, and they no longer dared to have too much intersection with Zheng Xiangri, and took advantage of Zheng Xiangri's kung fu to wipe their faces, and the two of them ran away at a speed of 100-meter sprints.
When Zheng Xiangri looked back to find someone, he found that she was the only one left on the edge of the huge lake, and there was some disgusting vomit floating in the lake.
Zheng Xiangri covered his nose and said: The current girl is really disgusting, such a disgusting girl will definitely not be able to look down on her, I am too careful.
Zheng Xiangri achieved her goal, so she also left the lake, but she wondered in her heart, just now she saw vomit floating down from the upstream She would turn back, and the moment she turned back, she obviously heard someone talking and seemed to see the outline of a person, why was it gone in the blink of an eye. (To be continued......)