Chapter 368: Cool Crooked Playground
Lin Yunyi and Yang Mei seemed to have endless words, and as soon as they said it, it was half an hour, until the phone was almost out of battery, and then the call ended.
"Gee, why did you run out of power so quickly? What kind of phone are you using? Lin Yunyi gave the phone back to Long Jun, and shook her head helplessly, feeling like she had dropped the chain at a critical moment.
Long Jun took the phone, put it back in his trouser pocket, shook his head with a wry smile, and said, "Hey, you've been talking for so long, even if it's a good phone, it will run out of battery!" ”
"Seems to make sense!" Lin Yunyi dragged Long Jun and said as she ran: "Let's go, Miss Ben will take you to a very interesting place." ”
"Hey, hey, don't go so fast, be careful of knocking people down!" Long Jun smiled bitterly: "Where are you going, why do you have to go so fast?" ”
Lin Yunyi pulled Long Jun and walked forward, and said, "Anyway, it's not dark yet, so of course it's going to the more famous playground in Yunhai City, and it's enough to have a good time." ”
Passers-by looked at them with strange expressions, and even worse, cast vicious glances at Long Jun.
Long Jun didn't know where he had provoked some vicious passers-by? Anyway, when these passers-by saw him and Lin Yunyi come together, they would feel unhappy.
"What playground?" Long Jun blinked, looked at Lin Yunyi's graceful body with a meaningful smile, and said, "There, are there some special services?" ”
"What special service?" Lin Yunyi glanced at Long Jun and reprimanded in a coquettish voice: "You bad guy, why do you always think of these strange special services?" ”
Perhaps, others don't know what the special service Long Jun is talking about, but Lin Yunyi clearly knows that the so-called special service is nothing more than to meet some of the needs of men.
"I said Yunyi, you must be thinking crookedly." Long Jun coughed lightly and said, "When I say special services, I mean that in the playground, is there a beautiful tour guide who explains the entertainment items for us?" ”
"You're not mistaken, are you? It's just a playground, not an entertainment city, not a tourist attraction, how can there be a beautiful tour guide? Lin Yunyi gently pressed Long Jun's forehead to see if he had a fever.
Lin Yunyi thought to herself, Long Jun must have thought too much about beautiful women, so he always thought about things like beautiful tour guides and special services.
She herself is a ready-made beauty, but Long Jun doesn't want her, but wants to think about those ethereal beauty tour guides, it's just incredible.
Actually, Long Jun didn't have a fever at all, and the purpose of what he said was nothing more than a joke!
As they spoke, they had come to the gate of a playground called Shuang Crooked.
Long Jun looked up at the brilliant words "Cool and Crooked Playground", blinked his eyes, and said, "Cool and crooked? Is it really that cool? ”
"Of course it's cool!" Lin Yunyi pulled Long Jun to the ticket office, bought two tickets, and then said with a smile: "You're cool!" ”
"Cool?" Long Jun looked at Lin Yunyi's high bulging chest with a meaningful smile, and said shamelessly: "Is it more cool than fighting three hundred and sixty rounds with a beautiful woman?" ”
"Gee, where do you think you're going?" Lin Yunyi's face was flushed with shame, and she said weakly: "You are so bad, you are so bad!" ”
"Men are not bad, women are not loved!" Long Jun hugged Lin Yunyi's little waist tightly, and while walking into the gate of the playground, he jokingly said, "Let's go, let's go inside." ”
"I'll go! I won't give you a cool time! Lin Yunyi said in a coquettish voice: "You men, none of them are good things, after getting our beauty's body, they ignore us, hmph, it's not responsible at all." ”
"We men are human beings, of course it's not a good thing!" Long Jun came to the roller coaster with Lin Yunyi in his arms, put her on the seat of the roller coaster with one hand, and then sat next to her.
"Bad guy, how do you know Miss Ben wants to play roller coaster?" Lin Yunyi looked at Long Jun in surprise, she didn't expect that Long Jun actually understood her heart so well.
"You don't want to play roller coasters, do you, you want to play with men?" Long Jun blinked his eyes and said with a playful smile: "I've seen the entire playground, and only playing roller coasters is the coolest!" Ahem, while following the roller coaster somersault, while listening to you screaming, shaking, shaking, shaking, this feeling, even if you think about it, it feels beautiful, ha! ”
"You bad guy, why are you so crooked?" Lin Yunyi gently patted Long Jun's thigh, but when she finished filming, she immediately felt red.
"You're even worse, you don't shoot anywhere, you just want to shoot the guy in my crotch." Long Jun spread his hands and said jokingly: "If you like it, just say it, why shoot it?" I'm going to rely on it to pass on my lineage! ”
Hearing this, Lin Yunyi's delicate face turned even redder, and she immediately lowered her head in shame, not daring to look at Long Jun, and at the same time, she secretly scolded Long Jun in her heart for being shameless.
Soon, the roller coaster slowly rose into the air, and then, falling out of the air.
Lin Yunyi's face changed suddenly in fright, and she screamed desperately while hugging Long Jun's thighs tightly.
This kind of cool and crooked feeling is unprecedented.
After the roller coaster had turned around twice, all of a sudden, a black-clad ninja flashed out of hiding and fired several shots at Long Jun.
Bang, bang, bang......
"Yunyi, get down!" Long Jun watched six ways and listened to all directions, and when he saw the black-clothed ninja, he immediately fell on Lin Yunyi's body to avoid the bullet accidentally injuring Lin Yunyi.
Lin Yunyi was tightly pressed by Long Jun, feeling both comfortable and satisfied.
When the gunshots rang out, almost the entire playground was screaming in fright and running with their heads in their hands.
Because Long Jun reacted relatively quickly, even if he was put cold, he was still safe and sound.
The black-clothed ninja frantically pulled the trigger, as if he would not give up until he killed Ryujun.
"It's a Japanese devil again, it's really hateful!" Long Jun took advantage of the black-clothed ninja to change bullets, seized this golden opportunity, and after breaking the seat belt, he picked up Lin Yunyi and rose to the sky.
When the person was in mid-air, Long Jun punched the black-clothed ninja in the air.
In an instant, an incomparably powerful immortal aura immediately burst out from Long Jun's fist, instantly transforming into a golden divine dragon, whistling away in the direction of the black-clothed ninja.
The black-clothed ninja's face changed in fright, and he immediately used his Oriental ninjutsu and ran straight into the distance.
He had to run away, because he was just a low-handed hand in the early stage of slashing, far inferior to a master like Long Jun, so in order to save his life, he had to choose to escape.
The two island lords of the Japanese Kingdom just told the black-clothed ninjas stationed in Yunhai City to pay close attention to Long Jun's every move, and if necessary, kill him, and did not say that he could not escape, so even if this black-clothed ninja escaped, he did not have to worry about being dealt with by military law.
Rumble!
The divine dragon transformed into immortal qi accurately crashed into the body of the black-clothed ninja, directly knocking him backwards and flying away.
When he landed, the black-clothed ninja spurted out a mouthful of blood and almost fainted.
The black-clothed ninja glared fiercely at Long Jun, who was standing in mid-air, and after laughing miserably, he endured the pain, raised his pistol, and decisively shot himself.
The devils of the Wa Kingdom seem to have a spirit of not being afraid of death, and whenever the mission fails, or, when they are about to be caught by the other party, they often commit suicide to express their loyalty to the Wa Kingdom.
(End of chapter)