Volume 1 There is nothing that cannot be solved by red envelopes Chapter 3 All those who do not go through the formal channels are blasphemous
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Red Envelope Initiator: Detention Ghost True Demon.
Red envelope message: If you die, you should be a hundred, and staying in the world will cause trouble.
Total amount: 1 ghost charm.
Number of red envelopes: 1.
Currently: Locked.
Group size: Little Red.
End time until red envelope: 00:59:59.
Ghost Arrest Talisman: Created by the true demon of the ghost, it arrests all the ghosts who stay illegally.
Detention of ghosts and real demons, commonly known as "horse noodles", position: ghost department.
"Ghost name: Xiaohong, a billionaire hotel worker. Cause of death: Playing indescribable entertainment in the toilet with the hotel executives, large amounts, choking to death. Yangshou: 26. Soul age: 1 year. ”
"Tsk, ghosts are different from ghosts!"
If it weren't for the two red envelopes before and after, Wei Xian would have always thought that ghosts were ghosts and ghosts were ghosts, but now it seems to be different. However, as a red envelope slave, Wei Xian was also quite speechless, so he could only complain secretly
"I'm just a fake red envelope."
When Wei Xian complained to himself, the female ghost retracted into a toilet, and when Wei Xian walked into the toilet, the female ghost turned a blind eye, knelt on the bucket pit, and then made a swallowing motion. Apparently this toilet was the indescribable scene of her interaction with the higher-ups, and the place where she died.
When the swallowing action was halfway through, the female ghost "whoosh" disappeared, and Wei Xian hurriedly walked out of the toilet and found that the female ghost was curling her tongue with the little Ding Ding of the person who was peeing.
Wei Xian had just finished putting out the water, and the female ghost had no interest in Xiao Ding Ding, who didn't release the water, and Wei Xian was stupid for a few seconds before leaving the toilet. He bought a carton of mineral water in a small supermarket near the Billions Hotel, poured it wildly, and returned to the hotel toilet after filling it until he was full of urine.
The playing card-sized red envelope can be changed to size or size at will, or it can be moved to any part of the body. Therefore, when Wei Xian took out Xiao Ding Ding and released the water, the female ghost's tongue rolled up on Wei Xian's Xiao Ding Ding, and she successfully grabbed the red envelope.
A black token was suspended in the air, the female ghost let out a sharp scream, and the sound of "bang" turned into a puff of black smoke, and the ghost charm was sucked clean, and the end time of the red envelope was fixed at "00:32:37".
Although the urine did not splash on his hands, Wei Xian still washed it several times, "I must be a fake red envelope, how can there be such a cheap red envelope", while washing, Wei Xian scolded.
The red envelopes came one after another, fully revealing the bitter nature of the "red envelope slave", Wei Xian returned to school tiredly, he went through today's events, and then wrote down his understanding of the red envelopes, guesses, etc.
"Information about the jurisdiction of hell and hell can also be searched on the Internet, but the information on the Internet is extremely biased, and if you confuse ghosts with ghosts, then you can't trust all the information on the Internet. However, Zhou's wife called me an evil demon, I should know that Zhou's was taken away by ghosts, and when I am prepared in the future, I can talk to her."
Lying on the bed until the alarm clock rang, Wei Xian washed his face with cold water, he has many part-time jobs but is not fixed, usually a part-time shift; This kind of part-time job is all agreed in advance, which can allow Wei Xian to arrange the time. However, after becoming a red envelope, the rhythm of life was completely disrupted, and the part-time job could not be carried out smoothly.
said more than a dozen "sorry" in a row, but he still couldn't get rid of the other party's anger, Wei Xian was also helpless, the fault was all his, and he was embarrassed to stay any longer. The reason why he called the original person on duty back when he was on duty was naturally that he was stuffed with "money" again.
Red Envelope Initiator: Nine Heavens Prison Sheng Ming Su Zhenjun.
Red envelope message: If you have a bed, you don't sleep in the wilderness, you are paralyzed when you sleep, get up.
Total amount: 1000 points for bed gas.
Number of red envelopes: 100.
The current is: Fight for luck.
Group size: 150 people. Location: Peak Cliff.
End time from red envelope: 09:59:59.
Bed Qi: Produced by the Nine Heavens Prison Sheng Ming Su Zhenjun, it has: chaos, not / lifting, urging / affection, fascination and other attributes, depending on the person who inhales bed qi.
"Nine Heavens Prison Shengming Su Zhenjun", commonly known as the "bed god", duties: the way of husband and wife. He doesn't care about the quality or comfort of the "bed", the bed is his jurisdiction, and he is actually the "god of sex/love".
Therefore, any act of conjugal behavior out of the "bed" is blasphemous.
How to get the people in the field to grab the red envelope?
Wei Xianjue is more suitable to pretend to be a volunteer who gives out free small umbrellas, he calculated, 100 boxes of condoms need about 2,000 yuan, which makes him very painful, but no matter how painful it is, he has to complete the red envelope work.
In the surprised eyes of the staff of the pharmacy, Wei Xian bought a hundred boxes of condoms and pedaled the shared small yellow car to the peak cliff.
"Bee Cliff" is located in the southwest of Luoju City, the scenery is not beautiful but it is better than the strange terrain, the cliff wall is covered with honeycomb-like caves of different sizes, hence the name of the cliff. Wild sleepers can stay directly without carrying tents and other items, listen to the surging river at night, enjoy the moon and stargazing in the sky, and play a song of mountains and rivers in an ensemble.
Give people roses, hands have fragrance, then give people a small umbrella, what are the hands? The answer is that there is nothing in hand, but it is reaped by angry scolding, fists and kicks, etc.
The process must be tortuous, the result is still satisfactory, the focus of grabbing the red envelope is the word "rob", being beaten also belongs to "robbing", Wei Xian's nose and face are swollen to complete this red envelope. However, he was curious about what kind of role the "bed gas" would play, so he deliberately stayed to watch it.
"Bad luck".
"But it's clear that people haven't had time!"
A couple of men and women walked down the "bee cliff", the man's face was gloomy, and the woman's face was aggrieved.
Wei Xian carefully observed and then contacted the conversation, and immediately became happy, the woman's aunt suddenly ruined the fun of the wild stay, no wonder the man would say "bad luck", the woman's grievances explained.
Another pair of men and women walked down the "Bee Cliff", click on the red envelope to get the details, you can get the number, the man is the one with the best luck this time, and he got 379 points of bed gas.
From his sad face and his girlfriend's complaints, it is speculated that this guy should be languishing, and how many points are connected is the setting of how long, then this guy will be languishing for the next 379 minutes.
"Neuropathy, perversion".
The disheveled woman ran away crying and screaming.
"Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me", the man behind him stiffened his body, held a hard pillar, and howled like a wolf in pursuit.
Unlike the previous one with the best luck, this male compatriot was enhanced, but it was too strong to cause the woman to feel uncomfortable, the woman struggled, the man forced the bow, and the woman slapped him angrily and cried away.
Regardless of the attributes of bed gas, the result is that men and women are no longer in harmony. Therefore, tonight's bee cliff is destined to be a "battlefield" for tearing, and the escalation of the war has attracted several police cars, Wei Xian waved his sleeves and quietly left with the joy of upgrading.
Name: Wei Xian.
Rank: Red Envelope Thief. Note: Red envelope thieves gain experience by intercepting red envelopes, and each packet they intercept will be multiplied.
Ascription:?.
Red Envelope Experience Points: 0/10000.
The red envelope in the mortal world is set to be not robbed after the time has passed, and the balance will be returned.
The red envelope thief deliberately intercepts the red envelope that should be snatched on the basis of the red envelope slave. Of course, the Red Envelope Thief can also make the Red Envelope run out, so as to avoid backlash, but it will not be able to gain experience points.
Wei Xian was quite shocked by the chaos caused by the "bed qi", and this also showed that once he intercepted the red envelope, the backlash he suffered would obtain attributes similar to "bed qi". If it's sluggish, it's fine, but if it's like the male compatriot who has gained the strength and wants to "do it", Wei Xian shuddered.
When the red envelope is irregular, in order to avoid receiving a job as a red envelope when he worked part-time last night, Wei Xian had to quit all the remaining part-time jobs. This made him extremely idle, and Wei Xian was very uncomfortable with his busy state over the years, and after lying in the dormitory for a while without receiving a red envelope for work, Wei Xian went to the big recess with a bunch of books.
Scattered more than a dozen classmates sat in the spacious classroom, Wei Xian swept around and saw an acquaintance, hugged the book and leaned over, the butt had not yet touched the seat, and the amount was entered.
Red envelope initiator: Fang Yuan Jing Halal Jun.
Red envelope message: Keep your own table clean while kneeling.
Total amount: 10 cleansing charms.
Number of red envelopes: 10.
Currently: Normal.
Group size: random.
End time until red envelope: 00:59:59.
Cleansing Talisman: Created by Fang Yuan Jing Halal Jun, the person in the talisman will not be able to tolerate the existence of table stains, and will wipe the table until it is clean.
Fang Yuanjing Halal Jun, commonly known as the "Table God", is the same as the bed god, his jurisdiction is the "table", and the dining table, desk, desk, etc. are all under his jurisdiction.
For example, the red envelope message, the most annoying thing about the table god is that mortals don't take the table seriously, the dining table is for eating, and it can't be used as a bed, and the desk should be full of study supplies, what do you do with so many snacks?
Classmate, you inadvertently blasphemed, you know?
Shang Ling said that she didn't know, stuffed a biscuit into her mouth, bit it one by one, and looked at Wei Xian with a smile, "What can God do with me?" ”
Shang Ling is an acquaintance that Wei Zhongxian saw, Wei Xian was a little embarrassed to let her grab the red envelope, but she couldn't bear Shang Ling's own grab! When Wei Xian was about to leave, she pulled Wei Xian and successfully grabbed the red envelope.
A scream came out of Shang Ling's mouth, and Wei Xian covered his ears and fled, telling his classmates that he hadn't done anything. But Shang Ling was doing it, screaming as she stuffed the snacks on the table into her bag, and then rushed out of the classroom, and it wasn't long before she rushed in with a bucket and cloth.
She didn't usually work much, and suddenly she had to clean dozens of desks, and Shang Ling quickly lost her physical strength, but the "cleansing charm" still worked. Therefore, just as the table god said, her own table should be kept clean when she kneels, Shang Ling is no longer kneeling, she is foaming at the mouth, and she crawls hard to the nearest table, trying to wipe it clean.
Seeing this scene, the rest of the students naturally wanted to come over to check on the situation, and inevitably collided with Wei Xian, who was scared half to death to rescue Shang Ling, and therefore grabbed the red envelope. But unlike Shang Ling, the remaining eight students only cleaned 5 rows of desks at most, and only cleaned at least one row, but Shang Ling did not clean the entire large classroom like that.
Wei Xian picked up Shang Ling and ran to the infirmary, and Shang Ling, who was lying on Wei Xian's shoulder, shouted weakly, "Let go of me, the table is too dirty, I want to wipe it clean." Let go of me, the table is too dirty, I want to wipe it clean".
Wei Xian muttered as he ran, "Shang Ling, this fat girl, has been so bad to the table since she was a child, that she let the table god let her wipe the table even if she died."
Shang Ling, who was admitted to the school doctor's office, fell into a deep sleep after being injected by the doctor.
The red envelope has been snatched away 9 packets, Wei Xian squatted outside the school infirmary building and hesitated whether to intercept the last packet, he tried to recall his attitude towards the table since he was a child, and finally felt that even if he was counterattacked, it should not be too serious.
Distance time for red envelopes: 00:00:00.
Wei Xianhu's body shook wildly, an irrepressible impulse emerged, he was very conscious but couldn't control his body, his body was extremely quick and unpredictable from the school doctor's office, and then filled it with water and rushed to the open space outside, where stone tables and chairs were placed.
Wei Xian happily wiped the table.
"What is he doing?"
"Wipe the table."
"It's a pain in the egg, right? What's there to rub on the stone table in the common area? And wiped it over and over again. ”
"I guess it's a mental problem."
The voices of classmates coming and going clearly came into his ears, Wei Xian wanted to cry, and the backlash of intercepting a bag was to let him wipe the stone table over and over again. He now understands Shang Ling's state, once the cleansing charm takes effect, the action of wiping the table can't be stopped at all!
And the time to play is not 10 minutes, but 30 minutes, 3 times the reaction time.
After 30 minutes, Wei Xian collapsed on the grass, the effect of the cleansing charm finally wore off, and he gained 300 experience points, "There is no pattern in this experience acquisition", Wei Xian complained.
"Bang", a white porcelain vase the size of a tail finger appeared out of thin air and bounced off after smashing on Wei Xian's left face.
Wei Xian cheered and sat up with his body propped up.