Chapter 797: Damn Michael? seashell
"What did you write about?"
As soon as she stepped out of the aircraft terminal, Michaela pointed to a magazine that Sam was holding and asked, "Which country's script is this?" ”
"I don't know." Sam shook his head, "They...... They popped up in my brain. ”
Michaela didn't say anything, and dialed her former friend Gao Ling's phone, "Hey, we're here, where are you?" Come pick us up ......."
The screen switches, in the distant outer space, the sound wave suddenly appears, invading the human communication satellite, easily finding the location of Sam and Michaela, and also intercepting the call between Optimus Prime and the White House envoy, and learning that the U.S. military still has a piece of the fire source fragment.
The film still progresses in a multi-line fashion, Sam and Michaela meet up with Gao Ling, grab the wheel that wants to steal the shards in the auto repair shop where the other party works, and then check into the Toy Story theme hotel......
It's a collection of advertisements, and along with Sam's trip, the logos of many brands such as CT, Audi, and Disneyland change back and forth.
"In order to sell advertising, there is no lower limit!"
Professional film critic J.R. Jones wrote this sentence viciously in a documentary book, and the scene almost made people feel the urge to leave.
He looked around and saw that the audience was not playing.
These idiots who don't have an eye for art appreciation! He snorted disdainfully.
There are indeed a lot of commercials, but Ellen doesn't find it boring, because most of the time, Michaela and the Asian actor are showing off their style and figure, frankly, Alexandra, who was born as an underwear model? Ambrosio is really light and can provoke people's hormones.
The Asian actress, although not quite in line with his aesthetic standards, is also unique.
"Wow~"
He suddenly opened his mouth slightly, because he saw the dog.
"It's so much better than the look in the cartoon, what is it spitting on? It turned out to be a metal bead which could be put together! American GIs are such a bunch of idiots that they let the Decepticons steal the pieces like this! ”
Due to the quiet viewing atmosphere around him, Iren just watched and thought. Without saying anything, his eyes widened as he watched Megatron come back to life and fly back to the ruined Cybertron to meet the Red Spider and the weakened version of the Decepticon he had bred for lackluster energy.
Then, the Fallen King Kong appeared, and sure enough, it was the evil machine at the beginning of the film.
Megatron and the Scarlet Spider have assembled a new army of Decepticons, and while most of them are weakened versions, they are outnumbered, and Megatron is covered in rust. It seems that the two-year undersea career has been weakened a lot.
His thoughts were soon confirmed.
Returning to Earth, Megatron and Red Spider re-find Sam, and a surfboard-deformed helicopter captures them and flies over the seemingly finished Shanghai Disneyland, dumping them in an abandoned factory.
From here, Eren finally understood what the words that appeared in Sam's mind were, which were the coordinates of the key to the machine built by Fallen King Kong, the leadership module, and it turned out that the Decepticons had figured out how to destroy the sun a long time ago to harvest energy.
It's a very vulgar routine, and it's to save the world.
Still, Iren wasn't disappointed. What could be more interesting than saving the planet and saving the universe and the like?
Bored! Vulgar! Routine!
J.R. Jones wrote this in his notebook, and he looked around, and the people were still watching intently, and suddenly he felt the urge to stand up and shout aloud - what was there to see about this vulgar thing. Let's get out of the game together!
Although he had such an impulse, he still forcibly suppressed it, and the actor who was just saved by Optimus Prime in the film could not be provoked even by all the film critics. He doesn't want to be Roger? Albert, who was abandoned by the print media and television stations one after another, became a retired old man who was not paid attention to.
"Thorn~" in the slight sound. J.R. Jones's pen scratched through the notebook, and he cursed Michael? Bei has no lower limit for discipline, can this product placement be more obvious? Optimus Prime and Megatron actually started a big battle at the entrance of Shanghai Disneyland! He vaguely remembered that Disneyland was about to open!
Michael? Bey is an absolute disgrace to the film industry!
This is Jones's idea, but the audience next to him doesn't see it that way, the battle always needs a battlefield, in a distant city in the East, the familiar Disneyland background, lightly eliminates the previous strangeness, and easily allows them to substitute into the battle.
"Megatron has really weakened!"
Looking at the Decepticon leader who was beaten by Optimus Prime again and again, Ilyen thought, "The last Megatron was not only seriously injured and killed, but also stayed at the bottom of the sea at high pressure and low temperature for two years, even if the fragments of the fire source resurrected him, his strength would definitely be damaged, they are not mechanized people, but advanced life forms like humans......"
Just thinking of this, Iren dissipated all his thoughts and devoted himself to the battle of the film.
What a four-horse battle!
Optimus Prime once again turned into a thief of destruction, single-handedly taking on the three Decepticons of Megatron, Red Spider, and Surfboard, and he easily kicked Megatron, cut off the arm of the surfboard, and threw the Red Spider upside down on the ground, kicking him with a mouth full of steel teeth.
Eventually, Optimus Prime flipped over, turning the Flaming Knife into a long hook and tearing the surfboard's head apart.
This slow motion is extraordinarily realistic and full of visual impact!
“COOL!”
In the end, Iren didn't hold back, and shouted softly, and a voice like him sounded intermittently around him.
However, the hormonal spike caused by this big war in the theater has not disappeared, and the picture has given everyone a huge blow!
Optimus Prime, who cares about Sam's safety, is attacked by Megatron, and the fire in his chest explodes into a fireball, smashing the Disneyland signboard and crashing to the ground.
“NO!”
It's Optimus Prime's shout!
“NO!”
It's Sam's shout!
“NO!”
It's Elen's shout!
“NO!”
It's the shouts of the surrounding audience!
Optimus Prime ...... He's dead? Optimus Prime ...... Dead in battle!
“Shit! mailto:Fuc@K
Fuc@K! Michael? Shell ......"
Suddenly, Eren felt that his chest was blocked by something, and his eyes were moist, why did Optimus Prime die! Why let Optimus Prime die? Damn Michael? Seashell!
What if Michael? In front of him, he will definitely grab the other party's neck and yell these words!
“What?”
Surprised voices rang out around him, "Why? Michael? Shell ......"
The theater is full of insults to Michael? Bei's voice seems to have ruined the audience's lives and ideals by exploding Bei.
Eren felt that he would never have love again, and with the death of Optimus Prime, his heart became empty, and he swore that this would be the last one he would watch......
What the?
His energy was put back on the big screen.
Sam, Michaela, and Gao Ling are brought back to HQ by the Lair Force, and Sam mentions the leadership module that Megatron talked about, which is a key that can activate any machine!
Is that possible to start Optimus Prime? It must be so!
It was at this time that Ilyen thought of the trailer, in which the scene of the battle between Optimus Prime and Fallen King Kong has not appeared, which means that Optimus Prime, like Megatron, will definitely be resurrected!
What I just said doesn't count, what I just said doesn't count......
He muttered in his heart that if there was a next part in this series, he would definitely go to the theater!
Like any Hollywood blockbuster, the White House is always stupid and likes to betray its compatriots, the Pentagon and the American GIs are disciplined, and in the face of the threat of Megatron, the White House actually wants to hand over Sam, and Colonel Lenlocks allows the Bumblebee and the brakes and fenders to take Sam out of the US military base.
Fallen King Kong appeared with five members of Hercules and other Decepticon troops, and as soon as he landed on Earth, he overturned the USS Washington!
Big Bang! Big scene! It's really cool to watch!
Worthy of Michael? Seashell! Ryan really chose the right director!
Once again, Iren sighed that he believed that the people around him felt the same way as him.
"The narrative ability is getting worse and worse, the story is perfunctory, the characters are face-painted, and there are a bunch of logical loopholes!"
Holding back the disgust in his heart, JR. Jones scratched the notebook again, and looked at the audience around him who were amazed by the play, and he shook his head, his heart full of disdain. Shell as vulgar people!
Michael? In Bey's films, there will always be 'vulgar and disgusting' plots in the eyes of film critics, such as fleeing to the middle camera constantly sweeping over the breasts and buttocks of the two female characters, such as Simmons, a retired agent specially found by Sam, who appeared for fun, such as the buffer umbrella that appeared like a fart behind the Tianhuo butt, such as the loyal former Decepticon wheel holding Michaela's legs......
These brought quite interesting jokes to the audience in addition to the tense machine qì people battle, and it can also be seen from the happy laughter initiated by the theater from time to time that the audience is very happy.
And the brakes and fenders, the Autobot twins, are all there for funny.
Every actor has his own unsuitable side, Ryan is not suitable for the funny route, especially since he has never acted in a real comedy, even if he adds a poop and pee fart clip about Sam, the audience will not buy it, but will cause dissatisfaction among his massive fans.
He plays Sam with a stronger personality, always believing that the leadership module can save Optimus Prime, and will pay any price for this, and for this reason, he does not hesitate to be teleported into the desert of Egypt by Skyfire......
Of course, after going through hardships and dangers, he got the leadership module, even if it was intact after tens of thousands of years.
As a result, the lines converge again, and Lenlocks' team parachutes into Egypt with the Autobots and Optimus Prime, and after being monitored by Sonic for the communication, Megatron also takes the team to Egypt.
The Autobots, the Decepticons, and the U.S. Army's land, sea and air forces will face off in a final battle in ancient Egypt!
Almost suffocating in the theater, Eren clenched his fists and kept shouting in his heart - resurrect, my Optimus Prime! (To be continued......)