Chapter 555: Endless Counts (Fourth Update)
Looking at the bundles of money blocking the doors and windows, not only the staff of the sales department were stunned, but even I was stunned.
I've never seen so much money piled up, especially a dollar.
Lin Xuan walked up to the sales lady surnamed Zhang and said teasingly, "I don't know if I can afford your house now?" ”
The sales lady surnamed Zhang came back to her senses and quickly said in a low voice: "Brother! I was wrong just now, you don't remember the villain, just forgive me! ”
The sales lady surnamed Zhang also knows that we are very good at this moment, and she can use ten big trucks to pull 100 million yuan a yuan, which is not something that ordinary people can do.
First of all, large trucks are not allowed in the capital city, and the traffic police saw one and detained one of them, but we found 10 large trucks.
Secondly, it may be easy to find a 100 million yuan bill, but it is much more difficult to find a 100 million yuan bill, but we found it.
Third, and most importantly, we do have 100 million yuan.
This 100 million yuan is not much in the capital, but it is a lot to say less.
In the capital, many ordinary families are millions, or even tens of millions, because one of their houses is worth millions, or even tens of millions.
So having 100 million yuan in the capital is really not a very dignified thing.
However, many people are multimillionaires because of fixed assets and other things, and we have real liquidity.
To have a liquidity of 100 million, and to put it together in such a short period of time, you can imagine how many assets we have.
As long as there is no problem with the brain, you can think of it.
Lin Xuan said with a smile: "I didn't say I wouldn't forgive!" ”
Hearing Lin Xuan say this, the sales lady surnamed Zhang immediately felt grateful to Lin Xuan.
I went on to say, "Not only will we not blame you, but we will buy your house!" ”
"Ahh Is it? Miss Zhang was pleasantly surprised and looked at us excitedly.
Selling a house, they can withdraw a lot of money.
In general, they are 1/1000 to 3/1000 commissions.
If there is a compromise, according to the commission of 2/1000, they can get a commission of 20,000 if they sell a house of 10 million.
The house here is at least 50,000 yuan per square meter, and even if we buy a 100-square-meter house, she can get a commission of 10,000 yuan.
What's more, we certainly can't buy such a small house.
So her commission is at least more than 20,000 yuan, and she is naturally happy and excited.
I nodded, pointed to the pile of money and said, "Of course!" However, you need to count the money yourself. If you can count as much as you can, I'll buy as much money as I can. The prerequisite is that it cannot be interrupted. ”
Hearing me say this, the sales lady surnamed Zhang immediately nodded and said excitedly: "Okay, good!" I count! I count! ”
The other sales ladies and gentlemen looked at Miss Zhang with red eyes.
Now there are 100 million piles on the ground, if Miss Zhang can count them all, I will spend all the 100 million to buy a house, and then she can get a commission of 200,000 yuan.
200,000 is an astronomical amount for these people, although they dare not say that it is an astronomical amount, it is also a lot of money.
However, the sales lady surnamed Zhang didn't know that she had been tricked.
Even if she counted a piece of money a second, there were a total of 86,400 seconds in a day, which meant that she could only count more than 80,000 yuan.
And she wants to count 100 million, at least a thousand days. Those thousand days are two and a half years.
I don't think there's anyone who can count two and a half years on a back-to-back basis.
In fact, it is impossible to count even a day in a row.
"Sir, can I count?" One of the sales ladies was a little impressed, she ran up to me and asked cautiously.
I shook my head and said apologetically, "No! ”
The sales lady was very disappointed, turned around and left, and stood with the other salesmen to watch the sales lady surnamed Zhang count the money.
But everyone slowly found out that every time Miss Zhang counted a certain amount, she would count out of order.
And this has been going on many times.
Cold sweat slowly oozed from Miss Zhang's forehead, and she scratched her ears and cheeks anxiously.
Other salespeople gloated a little.
At this moment, the inferior nature of people was immediately revealed, and when they laughed at us with the sales lady surnamed Zhang before, they were standing on the united front.
Now they saw that the sales lady surnamed Zhang couldn't earn a commission, and immediately gloated.
But among these people, there is another person who is particularly anxious, and that is the sales manager.
No matter which salesman sells the house, he has a commission, so he saw that the sales lady surnamed Zhang always counted the wrong money, and he couldn't help scratching his ears and cheeks in a hurry.
"Sir, can I help me count? This saves us time as well. For people like you, time must be like gold, and a minute wasted is a waste of an inch of gold! The sales manager looked at with a smile on his face, humility and respect on his face.
It's a sales manager, it's so comfortable to say.
Just now, this guy helped the sales lady surnamed Zhang to despise us, and asked the security guard to drive us away, so I also let him feel the "joy" of counting money.
I nodded and made a gesture of please, "Yes!" You can count too! ”
When the manager heard that I agreed, he immediately bent down excitedly and squatted on the ground and began to help the sales lady surnamed Zhang count the money.
The manager is the manager, and the ability to count money is stronger than that of Miss Zhang.
Miss Zhang always made a mistake every time she counted to two or three hundred, but the manager only made a mistake every time she counted to five or six hundred.
Seeing these two fools counting the money, my heart is so happy, you can't count it even tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.
After counting for a while, the manager found that the two of them couldn't finish counting, so he immediately applied to me and asked others to help him count as well.
I immediately said yes without hesitation.
I didn't let those sales ladies and sales ladies count the money just now, I wanted to tease them and make them have a good look at the sales lady surnamed Zhang.
Now let them count the money, it is torture them.
Seeing that I agreed, the manager was very excited, and immediately turned his head to the other salesmen and said, "What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and count the money!" ”
After counting the money, there is no commission from them, so they are naturally not happy.
However, since the manager let go, they did not dare to disobey, and immediately squatted down and began to count the money.
After counting for more than two hours, none of them exceeded a thousand.
At this moment, they finally discovered the mystery, and no matter how much they counted, it was impossible to count the money.
Seeing them sweating profusely and looking confused, I was so happy with Dugua and Lin Xuan that I felt really relieved.
"Sir, can we swipe the card? That's too much money to count! "The manager pleaded with me with a sad face.
The salespeople also looked at me with pleading eyes.
I shook my head and sneered, "No! I'll just use cash! ”
After a pause, I continued, "Didn't your people just swipe our card?" We have zero credit limit on our card! ”
The manager immediately said with a smiling face: "Sir, I checked before, and your friend's credit card can't find the RMB account because it is a US dollar account and there is no RMB account." Of course, it can be converted into RMB when it is consumed. ”
The six of us, plus Zhang Dan, Sister Rong and others, all ran a black gold centurion.
Although this card only has a U.S. dollar account, no matter which country you go to, as long as you want to buy something, you can directly swipe the card, because the U.S. dollar will be exchanged for the local currency according to the exchange rate of this country.
So with this kind of card, it can be said that you are not afraid to go all over the world.
Lin Xuan sneered: "I know it's too late now!" Let's buy it with cash, isn't it Brother Nan? ”
I nodded.
There is no doubt that what they did to us before, we will now return them double, tenfold.
After listening to our words, the manager knew that we were bullying him, and he was helpless.
The manager sighed, turned his head and said to everyone: "Everyone work hard, count the money well, and when you get the commission, I will invite everyone to dinner!" ”
"Oh! Got it! ”
"Okay! Manger! ”
“……”
One by one, the salesmen replied listlessly.
After counting for a while, one of the salesmen suddenly stood up and said to the manager: "Manager, no, I just did a rough calculation, let's finish counting, it will take at least two months!" ”