[364] Bribery
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[364] Bribery
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After eating, Lele wanted to stay with Brother Feng, and didn't squeeze the motorcycle with us, Xiao Chao and I had to go to class in the afternoon, so I said hello and left first. I rode a motorcycle with Xiao Chao and slowly rode to school, we have always been in a hurry to go to school and get out of school.
On the way, Xiao Chao stayed and was happy.
I heard him happy and asked, "What are you happy about?" ”
Xiao Chao said with a smile, "I think again, in the afternoon, Chenyang, Qi Hao, and the two women, will they kill you." ”
As soon as I heard it, I remembered that there was such a serious thing I didn't think about, I just ate and chatted just now, and I forgot about this big thing, which was a little blind.
"Why don't you speak, I was wondering if they would kill you." As he spoke, Xiao Chao followed and smiled.
I sighed, "As for being so happy, it's not the time you just loaded cigarettes and eaten, it's despicable." ”
"Fuck your uncle, what does smoke and rice have to do with you. It's Brother Feng's. ”
"Grass, did you harvest it with me? Now that I'm in trouble, you don't want to help me, you're still gloating, are you still human? ”
Xiao Chao patted me on the shoulder, "I'm sorry, I can't do anything." ”
"It's really not human." Slowly and leisurely, he rode a small motorcycle and took a small court.
When a bicycle sped past the two of us, Xiao Chao couldn't stand it, "Do you dare to ride slower?" ”
"Just, I have to wait a minute before class to get in. It's just time to get back to my seat for class, so it's easy. Qi Hao can't kill me. I said sullenly.
Xiao Chao smiled and ignored me. Sure enough, I was only 5 minutes away from class. Then slowly, when the class bell rang, I entered the class, and as soon as I entered the class, I felt that there were 4 eyes, with blood. Keep staring at me.
I was embarrassed to look at these 4 bloody eyes, and suddenly thought about it, no, there should only be 3, where did the other one come from, and looked carefully, it turned out to be a lobster, I glared at him fiercely, thinking, dare to look at me like this, I won't kill you. Then, at the urging of the teacher, I returned to my seat. The big lobster was stared at by me, and the momentum obviously converged a lot, so that I only felt three and a half glances. Much more comfortable.
I sat down, looked to the left, looked to the right, and smiled. I took out a book and just wanted to listen to the class, but now my arms on both sides hurt very much, and it hurts so much that my arms are my thighs after I finish them. And then the arms again. I stood up at once.
The teacher glanced at me, "Wang Yue, why are you standing well?" ”
I smiled and said, "Teacher, I'm a little sleepy and want to stand in the back to listen to the class, I'm afraid of falling asleep." "When I said this, the whole class was buzzing just now, but this time it was all quiet, and it was quite quiet. They all turned to look at me.
Scared our teacher too, he reached out and took off half of his glasses, "What did you say?" ”
I calmed down, "I said I'm sleepy, go and stand in the back and listen to the lecture." "I was so ruthless in my heart, this time even the little fat man did it, and the two of them were much more ruthless than before.
After listening to my words, our teacher smiled and said, "Hey, it's fresh today, Cheng, you can go, listen well." When he was done, he waved at me.
Under these bloody eyes, I walked to the back with the book, and then the teacher began to lecture again, I stood at the back and looked at Brother Hao, "Brother Hao, hello." ”
Brother Hao hadn't spoken yet, and the big lobster was talking on the side, "It's not good." Don't come to this set. ”
After hearing this, I thought about it, looked at the teacher, turned my head and scolded at the big lobster, "I threw it in the boiler for you." ”
When the big lobster heard it, "Oh, I'm grass, scare my brother." Then he said to Brother Hao, "Boss Hao, he threatened me." ”
Brother Hao smiled at me and gave me a thumbs up, "Okay, Liu'er, class will be out in a while, let's settle accounts." ”
I thought about it for a while, "Don't, don't, Brother Hao, say it, how can I make up for the mistakes I made, I didn't mean to, I was going to let Chenyang go, who knew that Shitai told your daughter-in-law secretly." Then Fei pulled your daughter-in-law. ”
"Don't, you tell me, it's useless for you to say anything" Brother Hao then turned his head away.
I thought about it, took out my red panda from my pocket, brand new, the skin has not been torn yet, I took Brother Feng's at noon, and then put it in my hand, and said to Brother Hao, "Brother Hao." Then I looked up at the teacher and carefully showed the smoke to Brother Hao.
Brother Hao saw the cigarette and reached out to me directly, "Bring it." ”
I shook my head, "Okay, I didn't mean to do it today." It was Shi Taifei who pulled the little fat man, and then the little fat man pulled you, you want to blame, you can't blame me all, I originally told Shi Taifei that he was alone, it was definitely an accident. ”
"Grass, accident, we were almost scolded to death at noon, a table of meals, we didn't eat much. Are you embarrassed? The two of us almost slaughtered Hui Xu just now, and now it's you, you want to buy me with a box of red pandas? ”
I thought for a moment, "Do you want it?" ”
"Yes."
"So what's going on?"
Brother Hao glanced at me, "What do you say?"
I glanced at the teacher. Directly interrupted Brother Hao, "A box of red pandas, protect me." Do it or not, and then it's over. No, it doesn't work. In a word"
"I'm grass."
"Okay? Hurry up, gentlemen. ”
"Okay."
I laughed and threw the cigarette directly to Brother Hao. "Well, let's pay attention to it."
Brother Hao sighed, "I forgive you." ”
"Well, Chenyang is coming after class, you go and clean him up for me."
What about you?" asked Brother Hao. ”
I turned my head to look at the lobster, "No, boil the shrimp and eat it." ”
When the lobster heard it, "Grass, Boss Hao, it can't be like this, let's talk about it, I'm also a victim." ”
"Who the hurt you, you deserve it, you have to follow us at noon."
As soon as I heard it, I laughed, and I immediately understood, it must have been the lobster at noon when I heard that Brother Hao and they were going to have a big dinner, so he called to go together, and these two people would definitely not organize him. Therefore, the lobster must have been scolded, and he was the most wronged, because he really didn't participate in anything.
After listening to Brother Hao's words, the big lobster sighed, "Are you still human?" ”
Brother Hao hid the red panda, "Take people's money and eliminate disasters for others, we are all principled people, right, Liu'er." When he finished speaking, he smiled sweetly at me.
I gave him a disdainful look, "That's a must." ”
It turned out crisply. After class, Chen Yang killed him angrily, and was scared away by a few words from Boss Hao and Boss Gang. Then I cleaned up the lobster myself and boiled him in a pot.
During recess, Mrs. Shi and Little Fat also joined the battle, and in the end, everyone was in chaos.
At the end of the class, we changed seats, and I sat in the last row with Brother Hao and the big lobster, a little tired. Gasp.
I gave Brother Hao a thumbs up, "Sure enough, Brother Hao, take people's money, eliminate disasters for others, and be principled." ”
Brother Hao smiled: "That's a must." ”
The big lobster sighed on the side, "You say that I recruited someone to provoke someone, is it easy for me?" ”
Brother Hao smiled, "Who made you think about taking advantage of a small advantage, you deserve it, it's no wonder." People can't be blamed. ”
The big lobster thought for a while, "I knew earlier, I went to find Runqing." The two of us had some rice bowls together, and the food was good, not bad. ”
When Brother Hao heard "What about Xiao Ai?" ”
"I'm home at noon."
I smiled, "Then you're going to soak that Runqing again, aren't you?" Where's the one again? ”
Brother Shrimp looked at me with disdain: "Of course it's from our family home." ”
"Aren't you afraid that Xiao Ai knows?"
"Does she know?"
"I'll tell her" I thought about it, "I will, I'll do it, Xiaoai is such a good girl, you don't cherish it." ”
The big lobster looked at me, "Is Lin Ran bad?" Don't you also don't cherish it? ”
"I didn't mess around with Lin Ran behind my back."
"I'm not messing around."
"Grass, you really have no morality," Brother Hao said on the side.
The big lobster thought for a moment, "Actually, I'm quite moral." Haven't you heard such a sentence? Bubbles are also a virtue. "After finishing speaking, he still looked very intoxicated. Brother Hao solved everything directly with his body language. The teacher of this class has never been very disciplined, and every time she comes to her class, it is very chaotic, and she doesn't care, and she doesn't know why.
The three of us had a meeting. Brother Hao sighed, "You say, what are we going to eat at noon?" ”
I thought about it for a while, "I have no money, and the red panda I bought just now atonement to Brother Hao." Big lobster noon you treat"
"Why am I pleased? I don't have any money. ”
"Are you still human? Do you two day students let me be a boarding student, or do you have a daughter-in-law's treat? Brother Hao asked.
I finally thought about it, "Otherwise, let's fight the landlord, how about a treat if we lose?" ”
"I'm grass, and if you lose, you're still in for a treat?"
"Don't you talk nonsense? If you win the treat, do you dare to win? I asked.
Brother Hao thought about it after listening to it, "Well, that's right, come, start." ”
The big lobster smiled, "You actually dare to fight with me, I laughed." ”
Brother Hao looked at the big lobster, "Didn't you say you had no money?" ”
"Didn't you suddenly think about it again, a little bit?" The lobster said.
"Are you still human?" We both said at the same time.
The lobster smiled, "Come, come, start." ”
Neither of us said anything. After finding the poker from the table, the three of us began to fight the landlord. And ignoring the existence of the teacher.
The three of us were so surging that we ignored everything around us, so much so that the classmates in front of us tried our backs to push up several of our tables, and we didn't care about them.
Then the people in front of me began to push our desks again, and it was quiet around the class, I looked up at "Why is it so quiet" and then turned to look at Brother Hao, "Yes 2, do you want to, shut you up, haha"
Then Brother Hao looked up and looked around, "Why is it so quiet, and then he doesn't speak."
I saw that Brother Hao stopped talking, and I also looked up. He stopped talking. The lobster is more direct, and it also hides cards.
I looked at the director on duty in the back window and sighed, "Hey, how can you be so focused." ”
A voice came from the side, "We've called you a few times, and we've been watching you for 5 minutes, and you're still playing." As for being so involved. ”
The three of us were a little depressed, and then, the door of our class opened, and a teacher with the word "Duty Zhou" on his arm stretched out his hand and pointed at a few of us, "You guys, come, come out for a while." ”
We sighed, stood up in a depressed state, and walked towards the door of the class under the gaze of many people.
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