Chapter 33: Slip of the tongue

Finally, it was quiet, and the women were stunned and gathered there, still having palpitations. At this time, I also realized one thing, liking children and raising babies is not just cute, lively and laughing. When crying, you should also fulfill the obligations of mother and father, coax the baby, and try not to let the baby feel any discomfort.

It's just that Wen Yanyou looked at the young women, and couldn't help but look at them with a smile: "This is the end?" It's time to change Jingshan's diaper, right? ”

The women looked at each other, shook their heads helplessly, and stepped forward, and hurriedly took diapers to change Jingshan's posture. And due to Cui Xiuying's misconduct, when Jingshan was turned over and lying on his back, he didn't realize that Jingshan still had the car keys in his hand.

As a result, Jingshan's little hand only had much strength and didn't hold the key. It snapped and fell on Jing Shan's face. Jing Shan grinned and cried again. This time, there was no need for Wen Yangyou to lose his temper, and he didn't bother to say anything more. Instead, Lee Soon-gyu and Kim Tae-yeon pushed Choi so-young away in disgust and scolded him loudly for being careless.

Cui Xiuying sat on the side helplessly, looking aggrieved. When he was young, the girls secretly looked at Wen Yanyou and couldn't help laughing.

Cui Xiuying paused for a moment, but stood up angrily and pointed at Wen Youyou: "Ah! It's all you! It's made each of us so stressed, how can we take care of Jingshan? ”

Wen Yanyou shook his head: "Do you blame others for your poor psychological quality?" Why don't you throw your keys in your face when you're stressed? ”

With a poof, the women laughed again. Cui Xiuying covered her neck, tilted her head and closed her eyes, looking like her blood pressure was rising. Wen Yanyou shook his head and took out his phone casually.

The girls thought that he was going to take photos to coax Jingshan again, but Wen Yanyou simply called up a video file and played it, which was "Gee" of Girls' Generation. Jingshan immediately put away his crying, curiously fiddling with his mobile phone and watching.

And here Lee Soon-gyu took the opportunity to untie Jingshan's pants, and Kim Taeyeon took the diaper to change Jingshan. After everything was completed smoothly, Jingshan really didn't cry anymore. Because Wen Yangyou took another hand-cranked flower stick and handed it to Xu Xian, asking her to shake it in front of Jingshan.

"Really."

The women exhaled. Lee Soon-gyu has been holding Jingshan in his arms and coaxing him.

Tiffany shook her head in admiration and looked at Wen Yanyou: "You are really amazing, you can coax Jingshan very casually." ”

Yuri also nodded and spoke: "The first time I thought it was an accident, but I had such a way twice in a row, is there any trick?" ”

Wen Yanyou looked at the two of them with a smile: "Less shopping, less online shopping, less thinking about how to perform on the stage to attract cameras and fans, you can too." ”

"Mo?!"

Tiffany and Yuri laughed.

Kim Taeyeon shook her head and glanced at Moon Yeong-woo, chuckled and said, "You're using Jingshan to sarcastically mock us again, right?" Listening to every sentence is like swearing. ”

Wen Yanyou nodded: "You really owe scolding, the number of people is almost comparable to the two girl groups, and there is no way for the child to cry." ”

Lee Soon-gyu nudged him: "Ah." Don't be cynical there. Is there any way to teach us, and we can't study seriously? ”

Seeing that all the women were looking at him, Wen Yanyou paused for a moment, shook his head and took the phone back: "Look, Jingshan threw away the thing that attracted his mobile phone just now in a blink of an eye, what does it mean?" ”

The women shook their heads in a daze, but they were more focused.

Wen Yanyou picked up his mobile phone and said, "Child, Jingshan is so big." I don't know what he's looking for. So just now he was attracted to mobile phones, such as photos, such as MV, but in fact it is not. ”

Pointing to the hand crank in Xu Xian's hand. Wen Yanyou took the car keys and said: "In his eyes, because he doesn't know everything, he doesn't know what it does." So in terms of direction, that is, every different thing is the same in his eyes. I just don't know each other anyway. ”

The girls nodded unconsciously, and Wen Yanyou continued: "So theoretically speaking, everything. It can attract his attention, but it will definitely not attract him for too long. It's a mistake to expect an object to stop him from crying. So it's very simple to use this method, when you hold something to attract his attention and stop crying, immediately prepare a second or even a third different object, so that his attention does not have a chance to return to crying. ”

Lin Yun'er glared at the fawn, holding a pen casually, a diaper and a feeding bottle: "Then you mean that I hold these three things in my hand, and Jingshan will coax him when he cries again?" ”

Wen Yanyou glanced at the thing in her hand, shook his head and said, "No." ”

Lin Yun'er smiled: "Didn't you say it yourself?" ”

The girls also looked at Wen Yanyou curiously at this time, waiting for his answer.

Wen Yanyou calmly pointed to the thing in her hand: "First of all, this thing that attracts his attention should be stimulating. For example, if I take a photo with my mobile phone, I can let Jingshan see myself inside. And my car keys also have sounds, which can instantly attract him. However, the three items in your hand are all stationary, soundless, and unchanging, and will only attract him for a short time, or even negligible, which will not effectively divert his attention from crying. ”

Lin Yun'er nodded suddenly, Wen Yanyou pointed to the bottle and continued to speak: "Pay attention to another point." I'm just saying that theoretically, everything is new to a child of Jingshan's age. But there are many exceptions, such as this one. ”

The girls subconsciously looked at the bottle in Lin Yun'er's hand, and Wen Yanyou said: "In Jingshan's eyes, other things are very unfamiliar. But this bottle was the only one, and he instinctively knew that if he wanted to eat, this bottle would meet his requirements. So if he is not hungry, or when he is not feeling well, you pass the bottle, but it will help him cry, but it will not be effective to stop him. ”

The women nodded again, and couldn't help but praise Wen Yanyou for being really professional.

Jin Xiaoyuan looked at him, and suddenly said, "Do you really have a baby?" Hide it? ”

Wen Yanyou looked at his phone, bowed and stood up and saluted: "I'm sorry, it's time for me to go home and take care of the child." ”

The women clapped their hands, and Jin Xiaoyuan also laughed, obviously Wen Yanyou was just funny.

But just after looking at the time, Wen Yanyou clapped his hands and motioned to the girls: "Now Jingshan is full, and the diapers have also been changed." Everyone has been busy for so long, it's time to make something to feed themselves. After saving it, I didn't have the strength to take care of Jingshan, and I didn't have time to rest and eat. ”

The women were stunned. Nod and stand up.

Cui Xiuying shook her head and said with a smile: "Although this father has a bad temper, he is indeed very organized. It feels like I can control everything smoothly. ”

Kim Taeyeon nodded: "Certification." ”

Li Shungui also patted Jing Shan on the back and said with a smile: "It's certified." ”

The women looked at each other, and they all stood up and saluted: "Verify Abba's dominant position, and I hope to take care of Jingshan together in the future." ”

Wen Yanyou subconsciously returned the salute, and laughed half-loudly: "Mo?!" Certified now? Were you just putting up with it? ”

The girls laughed and didn't respond, and Wen Yangyou didn't care, standing up and speaking: "Eat a little, Sunny is responsible for continuing to take care of Jingshan, and Tiffany is tidying up." The other members went to cook. ”

This time, the women agreed very happily, and they all headed towards their busy places. Kim Taeyeon was also going to cook, but was stopped by Moon Yeong-woo.

"You can stay too, I feel that Jingshan likes to be short."

The girls burst out laughing, and today because the father and son were there, it seemed that the laughter was always continuous.

And Kim Taeyeon couldn't help but smile, nodded and saluted: "Yes, Abba Jingshan." ”

After that, he walked over and began to tease Jingshan, who was held in Lee Soon-gyu's arms. And Jingshan does seem to like short bodies. Lee Soon-gyu hugged him, he was obedient and well-behaved. Kim Taeyeon grimaced and teased him, and he still giggled.

Wen Yanyou rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the kitchen: "I'll help too." You can't always say that Abba only talks and doesn't do things. ”

The girls smiled and didn't say anything, but Lin Yun'er subconsciously stopped him: "Ah." Don't you come here to make trouble, can you? ”

Before Wen Yangyou could speak, Yuri asked suspiciously, "Why is he making trouble?" ”

Xu Xian also dragged Lin Yun'er with disgust: "Ernie." Isn't it to certify the status of Abba of Yang Youxi? ”

Lin Yun'er looked at the girls in surprise: "You don't know? ”

The women were puzzled and stopped what they were doing. "Know what?"

Wen Yangyou touched his nose and smiled without speaking.

Lin Yun'er pointed at Wen Yanyou: "The famous cuisine pabo." Haven't you heard? ”

The women were stunned, Cui Xiuying clapped her hands and smiled: "Got it." In an outdoor variety show, he is a cooking black hole. ”

Jin Xiaoyuan was still at a loss and didn't know what it meant, Cui Xiuying explained in her ear, but Jin Xiaoyuan looked at Wen Yeoyou with a surprised expression: "Really? It feels amazing. ”

Yuri also heard Lin Yun'er explain at this time, and looked at Wen Yangyou and said: "Everything is done so well, and the cooking is actually a blank paper?" ”

Wen Yanyou shrugged disappreciatively: "Cooking is my mother's business, and it's normal for Aba to be normal, right?" ”

"Mo?!"

The girls smiled weakly, nodded and looked at Wen Yanyou: "Okay, then you go out." Don't get in the way here. ”

Jin Xiaoyuan clapped his hands and shouted: "Really, there is finally one thing that can dominate him, and I feel very relieved." ”

Wen Yeyou squinted his eyes and pointed at Kim Hyo-yeon, and Kim Hyo-yeon smirked.

Xu Xian laughed with the women, but he opened his mouth as if he was out of the siege: "Xi Youxi, help get some water." ”

Moon Yee-woo gave Kim Hyo-yeon a look of "be careful for me" and walked towards the faucet.

Jin Xiaoyuan held Cui Xiuying with a strange expression, pointed at Xu Xian and said: "Busy with Abba Jingshan seems to really care, could it be that we discussed haode before?" ”

"Moh?"

Xu Xian turned his head embarrassedly and smiled: "You Xi has helped a lot today, and he really knows a lot about taking care of Jingshan, and he is very serious and sincere." We should have more respect for him. ”

The women laughed casually and shook their heads, but did not respond.

Wen Yanyou turned his head and said, "Ignore them in your busy life." Respect is earned by oneself, not by others. ”

Xu Xian smiled and did not speak.

At this time, Lee Soon-gyu, who was coaxing Jingshan in the living room on the side, looked at Jingshan who was quiet in his arms, and asked Kim Tae-yeon: "Are you sleepy?" ”

Kim Taeyeon stepped forward to look at Jingshan and nodded halfway: "It seems that I am sleepy, and I keep rubbing my eyes." ”

After that, he turned his head to Wen Yanyou and shouted, "Abba Jingshan, bring the pacifier." ”

Very casual sentence, however, in Korean, pacifier and milk. The hair sounds are very similar.

After Kim Taeyeon finished shouting, she paused for a second and suddenly lay on the sofa and got up.

Lee Soon-gyu also looked at Kim Taeyeon with a smile wide open, speechless for a while.

Moon Yeong-woo was receiving water on the side, and when he heard Kim Tae-yeon's shouting, he couldn't help but turn his head in shock: "Mo?!" ”

All the women were embarrassed to cover their mouths and smile, and Tiffany even walked out of the bedroom to clean up the room, and looked at Kim Taeyeon with wide eyes: "Ah." Did I hear it wrong? What did you ask Abba Jingshan to bring over? ”

Kim Taeyeon covered her mouth and smiled and waved her hand, at this time, Moon Yee-woo paused for a moment, but walked directly towards Kim Taeyeon.

As he walked, he lifted the lower corner of his T-shirt and was about to take it off amid the stunned screams of the women.

Kim Taeyeon hurriedly stretched out her hand to grab it and shouted angrily: "Ah! What do you do? ”

Moon Yeon-woo looked serious, and continued to pretend to take off his T-shirt despite Kim Tae-yeon's obstruction: "For the sake of Jingshan, I am not afraid of how much sacrifice I make...... Don't stop me! ”

Kim Taeyeon was out of breath laughing and slapped him angrily.

Lee Soon-gyu also didn't kick and scold Moon Yeong-woo.

All the women screamed at this time, covering their eyes, and stepped forward to stop him.

Cui Xiuying couldn't help laughing, and with a serious expression, she dragged Wen Yeon-woo, who had stopped moving, aside: "It's okay." You are willing to sacrifice for Jingshan, Wuli Jingshan can't afford it. ”

Wen Yeyou frowned and was about to take it off, but was stopped by Tiffany's disgusted smile.

Wen Yanyou frowned and looked at Cui Xiuying: "Are you unable to afford it or Jingshan can't do it?" I really don't mind ......."

Yuri stepped forward and pointed at him with a smile: "We mind. It's true. ”

Wen Yuyou paused, shook his head with a smile, put down his hand, arranged his collar and said: "Then forget it." Anyway, if everyone knows my determination, I am really willing to give everything for Jingshan. ”

Yuri and Lin Yun'er laughed tiredly, hugged each other and pointed at Wen Yanyou and exclaimed: "Really, how can Jingshan's mother rest assured that Jingshan will be handed over to such a father, I feel that I will definitely teach Jingshan badly." ”

Lin Yun'er nodded and compared the action of undressing: "After Jingshan went home, the first thing he did to his mother was to take off his pants and change his diaper, which is estimated to scare Jingshan's mother." ”

Wen Yanyou sat on the side with a smile and didn't speak, and then he didn't make any more trouble, cooking and eating, and Jingshan also fell asleep in Li Shungui's patient coaxing. The show continued, and everyone split up their tasks. At this time, they all felt full of interest, and they all performed their duties, and they just wanted to do their own things well.

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