Chapter 1 Just Ben?
(This is the first time I have opened a book.) The second volume of the red face is full of troubles, and the first chapter is to pull)
Zhao Gangyi sat on the sofa and sat upright.
He Xiaorou sat beside her with an intimate attitude.
He Xiaorou's grandmother sat opposite Zhao Gangyi, smiling at Zhao Gangyi while peeling apples, as if the more she looked at it, the more satisfied she became, and the smile became brighter and brighter.
"Gangben! The young man is good-looking, but how did he get a Japanese name? You have to remember that we are from China. Grandma He handed the peeled haode apple to Zhao Gangyi and said.
"Grandma He, I, my name is Gangyi, not Gangben... It's just TT," Zhao said.
"What?" Grandma He asked.
"My name is Steelhammer!" Zhao Gangyi said loudly.
"Oh! Dry jumping! ”
"Steel!! It's the steel hammer of the coin!! Zhao Gangyi said.
"Oh! Steel! ”
Grandma He suddenly realized and said, "People are old, and their ears are behind." ”
"It's okay, let's just say louder."
Zhao Gangyi said with a smile.
"Mmmm, Gangben, where do you work?"
Grandma He asked.
Zhao Gangyi's face was entangled, and he Xiaorou's grandmother who dared to love him not only had bad hearing, but also had a bad memory.
He Xiaorou sat on the side, like a good girl, very gentle and considerate, and even leaned her body half on Zhao Gangyi's body.
Feeling the slight fragrance of the wonderful people around him, Zhao Gangyi felt that even if it was called Gangben, it was nothing.
After sitting for a while, Zhao Gangyi understood the cause and effect of the matter.
He Xiaorou's grandmother missed her granddaughter, so she came from home, and of course, He Xiaorou's parents would come later.
As soon as this person is old, he especially wants to see his children and grandchildren, so Grandma He asked He Xiaorou if she had a boyfriend or something, and if not, she wanted to introduce He Xiaorou.
He Xiaorou had been introduced to several men by Grandma He, and they were a little unbearable, so she said that she had a boyfriend.
It's just that she didn't expect that Grandma He insisted on taking a look at her boyfriend, He Xiaorou was helpless, and searched in her mind for a long time to find a so-called boyfriend.
Looking around, Zhao Gangyi is more in line with it, and Zhao Gangyi's brain is active, and he is more able to cope with this scene.
Therefore, He Xiaorou called Zhao Gangyi and called Zhao Gangyi.
Then Zhao Gangyi is now sitting here as He Xiaorou's boyfriend.
Zhao Gangyi felt that the bloody episode of pretending to be a boyfriend happened to him was really bloody, of course, if he could fulfill his boyfriend's responsibilities afterwards, it didn't matter.
What is the responsibility of a boyfriend, it is naturally to meet the needs of a girlfriend.
It's just obvious that He Xiaorou shouldn't let Zhao Gangyi do his duty.
After sitting for a long time, Zhao Gangyi felt a little urgent, so he said to Grandma He, "Grandma, I'll go to the bathroom." ”
"What? Sanitary towel? ”
Grandma He frowned and said, "Why do you want sanitary napkins?" ”
"Uh..."
Zhao Gangyi had a black line and said, "Grandma, I'm going to the bathroom." ”
"Go to sanitary napkins?"
"Bathroom!!"
After peeing, Zhao Gangyi glanced at He Xiaorou and said in a low voice, "How long do I have to pretend?" ”
"Install it a little longer." He Xiaorou also said in a low voice.
"Do you want to put it to sleep?" Zhao Gangyi asked.
"Fuck off." He Xiaorou glared at Zhao Gangyi.
"Xiaorou, how can you be so fierce to your boyfriend?"
Grandma He glanced at He Xiaorou dissatisfied, and then said to Zhao Gangyi, "Gangben, Xiaorou's temper has not been very good since he was a child, you have to take care of it." ”
"Hmm."
Zhao Gangyi nodded and said, "She has such a temper, she usually bullies me, but when two people are together, the most important thing is to tolerate each other." ”
After speaking, Zhao Gangyi reached out and pinched He Xiaorou's face dotingly.
He Xiaorou's eyes widened, she couldn't imagine that Zhao Gangyi would dare to pinch her face so boldly, this is going against the sky! Isn't he afraid that he will start a fire and click him with a pair of scissors?
“hahahaha。”
Grandma He suddenly laughed at this time, "Xiaorou, you can find such a boyfriend, it's really happy, by the way, Gangben, where do you work?" ”
"Xiaorou and I are colleagues."
Zhao Gangyi said.
"You're a teacher, too? Hello teacher! Grandma He nodded and said, "Back then, Xiaorou's grandfather was also a teacher... That was fifty years ago..."
In the next three hours, Zhao Gangyi listened to a heart-wrenching aiqing story from Grandma He's mouth.
Although Grandma He is old, her energy is very good, and she has no sign of tiredness even after talking for three hours, and she looks like she is happier the more she talks.
Zhao Gangyi looked at the time.
It was already eleven o'clock in the evening.
Zhao Gangyi glanced at He Xiaorou helplessly, and said in a low voice, "Could it be that I want to spend the night with you at night?" ”
"The beauty you think."
He Xiaorou said, "Wait a minute, grandma will finish talking and you will say that you want to go home." ”
"What if my grandmother was hospitable and kept me overnight?" Zhao Gangyi asked.
"Then you'll have to fight to the death!" He Xiaorou said seriously.
"What if I do it?"
"Then you sleep on the couch."
"But grandma can't let me sleep on the couch..."
"Then I don't care about you..."
"I'm here to help you, and you don't care about me? If you don't unload the mill and kill the donkey, you have to unload the mill and kill it again, I haven't unloaded the mill yet, so you're going to kill me? ”
"What are you two whispering?"
Grandma He asked suspiciously.
"No, Grandma, Steelhammer said he had something to do tomorrow, so he had to go first in the evening." He Xiaorou said, touching Zhao Gangyi with her elbow.
"yes, grandma!"
Zhao Gangyi hurriedly said, "I have an important meeting tomorrow." ”
"Oh! Sleep here that night, Gangben. Grandma He said with a smile, "Give me a great-grandson with Xiaorou as soon as possible." ”
Forehead...
Zhao Gangyi glanced at He Xiaorou, and said secretly, I don't have an opinion, but it also depends on whether Xiaorou is happy or not.
Obviously, He Xiaorou was not happy.
"Grandma, it's all our business, it's too late to talk about it later, let's let the steel hammer go back first." He Xiaorou said.
"How can this be done, it's so late, Gangben, sleep here at night, I'm grandma, I have the final say!" Grandma He's eyes widened, as if she was angry.
"Grandma."
He Xiaorou said helplessly, "The steel hammer really has to go back." ”
"Spend the night here at night, and leave tomorrow."
Grandma He said, "I think this kid can, you two get things done as soon as possible, grandma, I'm over eighty years old this year, and I don't know how long I can live, and now my biggest hope is to value my grandson, Xiaorou, I'm just a granddaughter like you, don't you dare to let me down!" ”
He Xiaorou bit her lip and said, "Grandma, you will live a hundred years." ”
"No, I'm going to sleep here this night anyway!" Grandma He said without objection.
"What a respectable and lovely old man!"
Zhao Gangyi thought secretly in his heart.