(Cat flutter Chinese) "Young Master Chen, the egg fried rice is here./top/ Leaderboard. Oh yes, can I come in? Xina's voice from the door made the corners of Chen Fan's mouth twitch, I'll go, really make me egg fried rice? Hey, forget it, I haven't eaten it for a long time, so let's go back to the hard days...

Chen Fan coughed dryly and said, "Well, come in." ”

The door was pushed open, Xina walked in with food, put it on the table and looked at Chen Fan and asked, "Is there anything else?" ”

Hey, this girl has a long memory of sex. Chen Fan thought about it, just let her out, wouldn't it be cheap for her? But I really don't have anything to do for her, how can I do it? "Kneading" the shoulders and pinching the legs or something, it's not interesting, even if you "rub" for ten days and half a month, you won't be tired when you look at people like that. . .

"It's nothing, you go out first, but don't go far, you can take the things and wash them when I'm done eating." Chen Fan really couldn't think of it, so he had to wave his hand to let Xina out. This book debuted [stay up late to read] read without pop-ups

Xena also breathed a sigh of relief, bowed slightly, and said, "Then I'll leave first." ”

After Xina closed the door and went out, Chen Fan asked Taqis, "What do I ask you to do, will you feel very unhappy?" ”

Tarchess: "Be a companion with a vampire." ”

Chen Fan: "... "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked you...

Ask Zhou Qian, that guy has a lot of ideas, there should be a lot of ways to make a whole person...

Chen Fan took out his mobile phone and called Zhou Qian with great interest.

"Hey, Zhou Qian, let me ask you, what do you women hate the most? Well, no, don't you know that there is a master behind me who has been following me all the time? Now she's on my boat, a woman... It's okay, she didn't do anything to me... Well, but she seems to be hiding her identity, so I want to fix her! Do you have any ideas? I've already called her my maid, whatever you want! ”

After listening to this, Zhou Qian chuckled and replied: "The maid is going to sleep with her~"

Chen Fan: "... ”

I did this, and people didn't want to make me click? You want to kill me?

"Don't worry, who told you to really let her sleep with you? Do you agree with me? Let her sleep on the floor! ”

“。。。” The most poisonous "woman" heart... You put people to death...

"Are you sure she won't burst out and kill me in seconds?"

"People shouldn't have planned to kill you, or she would have done it a long time ago, wouldn't she? In that case, you can fix her well, since you are a maid, you must do a good job of being a maid, you should understand this, right? But remember, don't actually crutch people to bed, or you'll get back and you'll be on your knees on the washboard! Okay, I'm hanging up, there's a lack of three over there, I've got to make up the numbers, bye-bye! ”

Chen Fan: "... ”

What Zhou Qian said is quite reasonable, people really didn't do it to themselves, although they don't know why, but they should be safe at the moment. But if you toss people so much, who knows if they will break out? But... It seems to be very interesting... Why don't you give it a try?

Chen Fan's eyes lit up and shouted, "Xina! ”

Xina pushed the door in and said strangely, "Young Master Chen finished eating?" ”

Chen Fan shook his head and said, "No, it's just that I have something to tell you, you sleep in my room tonight, you know?" "This book was first published [staying up late to read] without pop-up windows to read

Xena was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "Let me sleep with you?" "Dare you say I'm going to kill you right away!

Chen Fan waved his hand and said, "Who said you slept with me?" Do you agree with me? Me, bed! You, sleep on the floor! ”

Xena: "... ”

Chen Fan said slightly angrily: "What are you doing? Don't agree? I don't sleep well at night, and if there is no one to take care of me, I may fall asleep and fall asleep in the sea... But I can't let a big old man take care of it, right? Takis isn't my wife, and I'm embarrassed, so you're the best candidate. ”

She's not your wife, you're embarrassed, but I'm not your wife either, why am I embarrassed?

"Hey, do you agree? If you don't agree, I'll send you a deflated lifebuoy and kick you into the sea! ”

"I see!" Isn't it just sleeping on the floor? The old lady endured it! Today's revenge will be avenged together tomorrow!

Chen Fan was stunned, this guy really agreed? I thought they were going to cut me with a knife...

"Ahem, since you agreed, it's fine, let's clean up and move the bed or something. You see it's cool to sleep on the floor on this cold day, right? Just lay a straw mat and cover a blanket below... ”

Xena: "... "You want to freeze me to death? Who can withstand sleeping on a mattress in the cold on a cold day?

"What? Not cool enough? Or replace the blanket with plastic sheeting? ”

"It's still a blanket...

"Well, by the way, remember to go to bed at night, don't sneak 'touch' 'touch' and climb into my bed, you know?"

"I'm thankful if you don't come down!"

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