Chapter 14: What's Crazy?

I clutched my head in fright, trying to resist the pain that followed, but no, I didn't touch the cold plank, but something like a soft quilt.

Also, it's so warm and fragrant.

When I opened my eyes, I was in ecstasy, touching the blanket that looked too high-end under me, smelling the coffee, I laughed, and asked the man who was already sitting by the small fire in his coat, "Do you have any clothes?" ”

He took a sip of his glass and ignored me.

I wrapped myself in a blanket and rubbed it over, sniffing the coffee like a youkai absorbing the yang energy of a human being, and looking at him like a pug.

He finally turned his face to me and handed me the coffee cup: "Want to drink?" ”

I was about to pick it up, and my nose was tickling, and the sneezing came without warning.

When the sneezing was over, I was dumbfounded, and the dead perverted handsome face was dropping down the coffee drop by drop.

Dripping on his white, undried shirt.

I gasped and wanted to say I'm sorry, but when I opened my mouth, there was another round of sneezing.

The pervert pushed me away in disgust, I didn't dare to move, although the blanket and the stove were warm, but the underwear turned into ice at the moment, and I felt my back and tail vertebrae being frozen.

I didn't want to freeze to death, so I asked the person sitting at the bow of the boat with a cup of coffee at the moment: "Please, call Zhu Bang and ask him to send two sets of clothes." ”

He didn't look at me: "I'm not cold." ”

I gritted my teeth and greeted the eighteenth generation of his ancestors in my heart, because I didn't have a mobile phone, and the only person I could rely on at the moment was him, and I didn't have a seizure.

Thinking about it, I wrapped the blanket tightly, wiped my nose, and shouted, "I'm going to take off my clothes now, don't turn around." ”

He turned his head and looked at me: "Don't worry, just your incomplete figure, I won't look at it if I beg me." ”

I grabbed the coffee cup on the ground and threw it at him, but I couldn't hit it because I didn't have enough strength.

His gaze stayed on my face: "Hey, you're not trying to seduce me, are you?" ”

There was an unmistakable contempt in his smile, and I was angry, but I couldn't do anything about him, so I said, "I'm not interested in you two-nostriled and four-legged species, and I'm not a butcher." ”

"You dare to scold me?" He snorted twice and came over with his coffee, and I looked up at him, my body and mind trembling, but still not moving.

If the enemy does not move, I will not move, and the big deal will be doomed.

He looked down at me condescendingly and threw his coat beside me: "Oily and slippery, no wonder men don't like you." Pigs, I like you. ”

He grabbed my seven inches easily, I grabbed my coat and smashed it on him, he caught it and put it on, said "don't forget it", and pulled my blanket away, and the old god went to sit on the bow of the boat again.

I felt like someone had my ribs drained, and after sneezing more than ten times, I rushed over to pull his coat.

Since you don't find me clothes, it's not easy, you can be cold with me.

In this way, I have a balance in my heart.

The coffee spilled on the floor, and he squeezed my hand with a dangerous gaze: "What are you crazy about?" ”

I straightened my head and grabbed him by the collar: "I'm just crazy, you have the ability to throw me into the lake again." ”

He pushed me away, pointing his slender index finger at me, "Believe it or not, I really threw you in." ”

I didn't give him a chance, I just opened my mouth wide and bit his finger and dragged it back.

He grunted and tried to break free, but I clung to his coat and had the foresight to put my leg around his waist to prevent him from kicking me into the lake.

This position is very strange, the dead pervert really can't shake me off, and I use my strength to feed, I want to bite his finger off.

His face turned gloomy, and he pinched my chin with his other hand and held up his bloody index finger: "You're a dog, are you really biting?" ”