Chapter 300 farce
People just can't get sè, the day before yesterday I received more than 100 monthly passes, yesterday it became seventy-one, don't say anything, at the end of the month, the brothers' monthly tickets are pressed in the bilge, three more than 15,000, ask for a monthly pass.
There is another thing, I don't know if the brother's name is blocked, as long as you send a thank you note, it will be reviewed, so today's thanks will not be sent.
Han Peacock said: "It seems that you really have good things here?" Let's go in and have a look, and if it's false, then don't blame me for speaking badly. ”
"Yes, if it doesn't match our publicity, it's absolutely fake one to pay ten." The shopping guide is very confident.
Han Peacock walked in, and the shopping guide followed behind and said, "What price does Mr. want to buy?" You're married, right? ”
"Huh? Do you have a really good eye? Why didn't you guess that I was adopted by him? Liu Wu asked with a smile.
The shopping guide said with extreme disdain: "What kind of eyes are those people?" The two of you are fiancés at first glance, if you don't talk about this gentleman's temperament, it is impossible to support the mistress, just you, who will maintain it like you? As long as you get married, a man will marry and hide at home as soon as possible. ”
"Haha." Han Peacock laughed sympathetically.
"You're very good at talking, and if your furniture isn't too bad, I'll buy it from you." Han Peacock said with a smile.
"I don't lie to you, you see this table, rosewood, large solid wood and large plank dining table, all made of rosewood assembly, although the materials used are all small materials, but absolutely genuine, such a table only costs 2,600 yuan. Outside of the kind of leather goods, dare to sell 8,000, we are very cheap here. The shopping guide said.
Han Peacock took a closer look, and sure enough, this table was not veneered, nor was it mixed with other wood, this was indeed a large board table assembled with rosewood materials.
"Two thousand six? It's not cheap, is it? Liu Wu said.
Han Peacock said: "It's not cheap, but the quality is okay." ”
"As soon as I saw my husband, I knew how to do it, and ordinary people came in. Not to mention the price. I don't know how to pretend to understand, it's obviously a good thing, not to say that it's the same as those inferior goods outside, this is underestimating our Yipintang. The shopping guide said.
Han Peacock looked at the signboard outside. This shop is called Ippindo. It's really a bit confident.
"Little brother knows?" Just when Han Peacock was seriously looking at the big board table. A voice rang out behind him.
Han Peacock turned his head and saw that it was a well-dressed man, who looked to be in his thirties. However, Han Peacock could see from his expression and temperament that he should be much older than the appearance of the table.
"I don't understand, but I understand something, and my eldest brother also likes this kind of furniture, why don't we communicate? The province has been deceived by the profiteers here? Han Peacock said with a smile.
The man also laughed, and he said, "I don't understand, I'll just say that she doesn't know how to pretend to understand." ”
The man pointed to the shopping guide behind him and said, it seemed that he was an open-minded person.
Han Peacock smiled: "Those who say they don't understand are often experts, it seems that the eldest brother is a real master, how do you like something?" Let's talk. ”
The man said: "I fell in love with a set of chairs, but the price is a bit expensive, and I want to smash the price, so I will listen to you praise their quality, so I can't negotiate the price." ”
Han Peacock smiled: "That's my mistake, but it's not too late to smash the price now, you see these tables and chairs, they are all made of small materials, if I am not mistaken, they should be cobbled together with small materials that are no more than ten years old."
Although this kind of furniture is also considered solid wood furniture, you can't sell it at the price of large materials, right? Therefore, no matter what kind of big brother he likes, your price will be reduced by at least one-third. ”
"Big brother, you are my eldest brother, this gentleman is interested in a set of sea and southern rosewood 11-piece set of antique tea table tea table tea table, worth more than 380,000 yuan, remove one-third, we must not be beaten to death by the boss?" Another shopping guide who followed the man said.
Han Peacock smiled: "Let's go, let's go over and have a look, as soon as you say this, I'm also very interested, if it's really rosewood, I want a set too." ”
"That's a good feeling, we are not afraid of people picking thorns here, it is the buyer who picks thorns!" The previous shopping guide said.
The two shopping guides walked in front, and the temperament man walked with Han Peacock and Liu Wu, and the temperament man whispered: "Brother, do you really know Huang Huali?" The price of this thing is too expensive, if it's real, it's fine, if it's fake, it's too shameless to buy it. ”
"Big brother really doesn't know Huang Huali?" Han Peacock asked in surprise.
A set of more than 300,000 yuan on a tea table, tea table, coffee table, dare to buy it if you don't know it? It seems that this is not a simple person either!
The temperament man said: "I did some homework when I came, but it was just on paper, and I really want to ask my brother." ”
Han Peacock looked at him suspiciously, he was also a stranger with him, right? How dare he trust himself? I'm not afraid that I'm being invited by the store.
Han Peacock said: "I'm also talking on paper, let's communicate with each other!" ”
"Brother, look, they all say that this huanghuali has a fragrance, and there are grimace lines, you look at this chair, this is a grimace pattern, but these are not, I said that they used other materials, and the store still doesn't admit it." The temperament man pointed to a chair and said to Han Peacock.
Han Peacock looked over and indeed, the most obvious feature of Huanghuali is the grimace pattern, which is not obvious on the table of this chair.
"This guest, I have already explained to you, not all Huanghuali have grimace lines, many old materials do not have grimace lines, but they can also be sold at sky-high prices, if you don't believe it, you can ask a professional appraiser to identify, and we will also issue an appraisal certificate, you will not be deceived." A shopping guide for men with temperament.
Han Peacock looked at it carefully and said, "This big brother, if you really trust me, I'll tell you." ”
"Since I asked you, I naturally trust you, so you can talk about it." Temperament masculine.
Han Peacock took a closer look and said, "Big brother, this should really be made of rosewood materials, not all sea yellow has a beautiful pattern." Many old materials, old materials made of scraps have no patterns, but they are very valuable.
You see, are these lines incoherent? This is because it is a small material, so it is difficult to see the grimace pattern, we usually talk about the sea, Nanhuanghuali, in addition to the smell, it is unforgettable leisurely incense, is a changeable grimace pattern.
But on this little material. But it's not easy to see. There is also a fragrance, Hainan Huanghua pear has the unique fragrance of the tree species of yellow sandalwood, however, the fragrance of sea yellow. It's not as dense as agarwood and has a long-lasting fragrance. Only freshly cut or tightly sealed cups and jars smell good. Once the new cut is exposed to the air, it doesn't take long for the fragrance to fade away until the new surface is scraped open and comes out again.
Therefore. Don't think that you can't smell the fragrance and start to suspect that it is not a real sea yellow, in addition, even in rainy or humid weather, the sea yellow will give off a long fragrance.
Of course, there are also rare old materials for thousands of years, and the treasures made of such old materials are difficult to seal its fragrance even if they are waxed, and they are very mellow. ”
When Han Peacock said this, he was already a little proud in his heart, if his big plan could be implemented smoothly, he would get a large number of old materials that were rare for thousands of years, and no matter what he did, it would be a rare treasure, which could not be compared with these new materials that were less than ten years old here.
"So this is all real Huanghuali?" Temperament masculine.
Han Peacock said: "It's all genuine, but these are all small materials, because they are not old, so they are not material, they can only be broken down into small pieces, and they are compacted together with the machine, and a large piece of sheet material is formed, if these are really made of large materials, don't say 380,000, 3.8 million are robbed." ”
"So the price of 380,000 is okay?" Temperament masculine.
The shopping guide immediately said: "This gentleman is right, although we are all using new materials, but absolutely genuine, these new materials are Huanghuali that has grown for more than ten years, although it cannot be compared with the old materials, but the price of 380,000 is really not expensive." ”
"It's not cheap, if it's 300,000, we'll ask for a set too." Han Peacock said.
"Although you want two sets, but we really can't sell this price, if you can order a full set of furniture, so that it can be divided, maybe you can reach this price, if you buy such a set of tables and chairs alone, 380,000 is already the lowest price."
Han Peacock said: "I want a lot of things, I don't know if this big brother needs anything else?" ”
The temperament man said: "It's very difficult for me to buy such a set, and I can't afford anything else." ”
"This is no problem, as long as this gentleman buys more, you can also get the lowest price with this set, as long as this gentleman agrees."
Han Peacock said: "No problem, in addition to this set of antique tea tables, tea tables, coffee tables, and the dining table I just saw, I am equipped with ten Chinese-style antique chairs."
There is also a Chinese-style retro Minghua rosewood bed over there, the bed should be large, two, the kind of two-meter by two-meter, as well as a TV cabinet and bookcase, plus a Qing-style throne sofa with small leaves of red sandalwood over there.
In addition, there are two sets of wardrobes for the European-style long dining table, and you need to calculate how much money you need, I want a lot of things, and I have memorized your prices, so you have to reduce them for me, otherwise I won't buy them from you. ”
As soon as Han Peacock finished saying this, the two shopping guides were all very happy, the value of these things is not low.
Even the temperamental man was very surprised, it seems that Han Peacock really deserves his reputation.
A shopping guide immediately brought a calculator and calculated while writing: "Sir, look, the original price of the rosewood 11-piece set of antique tea table tea table and tea table is 380,000, and we will calculate 300,000 for you."
Chinese antique retro rosewood bed, solid wood, double bed two meters, with three bedside tables, three-piece set of Baizi bed, the original price is 32,000, the current price is 18,008.
Nepal small leaf red sandalwood Qing style throne sofa coffee table original price of 100,000, the current price of 75,000, 10 chairs are 5,006, begonia flower series TV cabinet is 23,000, wenge bookcase how many do you want? ”
"Four!" Han Peacock thought for a moment and said.
"The original price of each bookcase is fifteen thousand, I will count eight thousand eight with you, four are a total of thirty-five thousand two, the rosewood long dining table is twenty-five thousand, and the rosewood large board table is two thousand six and the current price is one thousand five, a total of fifty thirty or forty thousand.
You can give 500,000 yuan directly, with a full set of after-sales service, you don't have to worry about quality and cleanliness within three years, these are our Yipintang door-to-door service. ”
"It's ok. So be it! I'll give you an address, you can contact my company's finance, she has the key to my house, things are delivered, just let the finance sign for the receipt and transfer the money. Han Peacock said.
The temperament man saw that Han Peacock had finished buying the furniture, and walked over to thank him: "Brother is really courageous, he chose so much furniture so quickly." ”
Han Peacock smiled: "The furniture in this store is okay, in fact, as long as the material is good, the quality is definitely fine." ”
"This time I took advantage of my brother, and this is my business card. Xu Jiachen. Just moved to the magic capital. Xu Jiachen said.
Han Peacock said: "Meeting is fate, and the eldest brother trusts me so much, we are full of fate, this is my business card." Little brother Han Peacock. ”
The two exchanged pleasantries for a while. Xu Jiachen called someone to carry the coffee table and chairs. The set of chairs he bought, although the price was 300,000, was an eleven-piece set. So on average, each piece is less than 30,000, and the price is actually not too high.
I don't know why, this Xu Jiachen doesn't need the store to deliver it to the door, but asks people to transport it by himself, and Han Peacock's curiosity is not so strong, so he just said a few words to him and wanted to leave.
The catkins seemed to be tired of shopping, and they had already made it to rest on the sofa on the side.
Just as Han Peacock wanted to leave with Liu Wu, a few people came in from outside.
They were obviously coming for Xu Jiachen, so Han Peacock didn't care.
But just as they staggered by, a figure appeared behind them, blocking the way of Han Peacock and Liu Wu.
"Catkins? How did you end up here? Who is he? You let go of her. The man seemed to have been caught by him for his wife's adultery, and when he saw Han Peacock holding the little waist of the catkins, he immediately shouted angrily.
Han Peacock looked at him in surprise, and then he looked at Liu Wu, who also looked puzzled: "Who are you?" Do I know you? ”
Looking at Liu Wu's expression, Han Peacock really couldn't see that Liu Wu knew him, so when Han Peacock looked at the man again, his eyes were already like knives.
"Catkins? We're fiancés, wouldn't you know me? Are you worthy of me? How can you do that? Do your parents know? Hurry up and take your hand away, she is also something you can move? The man saw Han Peacock calmly hugging the catkins, and he was even more angry.
"You're insane, aren't you? Will I not know my fiancé? "The Han peacock that Liu Wu leaned on was a little tighter, and he had all kinds of neurosis these years.
Han Peacock turned sideways and separated the catkins from the man: "You get out of the way for me, I don't want to do it." ”
After Han Peacock made a face, it was still very deterrent.
"You want to do it? You try it, I'll make your life worse than death, the kid knows each other and get out, this is my fiancée. The man looked at Han Peacock viciously and roared.
Han Peacock was puzzled, it shouldn't be a misunderstanding to catch a traitor so boldly, he looked at Liu Fu and said, "You really don't know him?" ”
"I don't know." Liu Wu said with great certainty.
"How can you not know me? We met at your eldest brother-in-law's house, and Liu Lin is your eldest sister, right? The other day we had a party at your eldest sister's house, opposite the two of us, you dare to say you don't know me? Your dad told my dad that we would get married at the end of the year and get married after the New Year. The man shouted.
Liu Wu said: "A few days ago? Last Saturday, you say? I went to my eldest sister's house for a banquet that day, was that a blind date? If it's a blind date, why don't I know? And did we introduce each other? I don't remember you at all, are you sure you were there that day? ”
Liu Wu's words obviously pleased Han Peacock, which made Han Peacock laugh.
"Brother, get out of here, we should have never seen you, and I will be ashamed of you for a fiancé like you." Han Peacock smiled and pulled him aside.
"You don't know me?" The man still can't accept this reality.
Liu Fu frowned and said: "I don't know it, I don't know how many blind dates have been arranged by my family, if I meet like that, I don't even know the situation, even if I am an unmarried couple, then how many fiancés do I have now?" ”
"Okay, don't entangle with him, what do you care about such a fool, your fiancé is only me, don't say that kind of thing to disgust me." Han Peacock was about to leave with the catkins in his arms.
"Boy, you give me a little care, rob me of a woman, and you don't look at your character, you dare to be arrogant when you think you are strong? The bears in the zoo are bigger than you, and they can only be kept in cages for us to amuse. When the man saw that Han Peacock was leaving, he immediately quit.
Han Peacock turned around and kicked him directly to the ground, Han Peacock was already able to control his strength lightly, and the kick he kicked this time was at most a few dozen catties of strength, so although the man was in pain, he would not be injured.
Being kicked in the stomach, although it won't hurt, it won't feel good, the man was speechless in pain, and Han Peacock wanted this effect.
"Brother, you really live up to your reputation." At this time, Xu Jiachen walked over and said.
"Big brother already knows me?" Han Peacock said strangely.
Xu Jiachen smiled: "Otherwise, I will casually pull a stranger to be a staff officer?" I know all three of you. ”
Xu Jiachen pointed to Han Peacock and the man who fell to the ground.
"Mayor Xu?" The man who fell to the ground finally saw Xu Jiachen.
Han Peacock looked at Xu Jiachen: "Mayor Xu? Wouldn't it be the mayor of our magic city? ”
Liu Fu said: "I also heard in the past two days that our demon capital is about to transfer a deputy mayor, it should be you, right?" ”
"How could you care about such a thing?" Han Peacock looked at Liu Fu strangely.
Liu Xu said: "It's not the hospital's business, it seems that the deputy mayor in charge of culture, education and health is about to retire, and the new deputy mayor has not arrived, so some things that should be dealt with will be dealt with before the new mayor arrives, and that hospital is one of them."
Of course, this was the reason that the scammers told me, and I thought I was taking advantage of it! I didn't expect to be deceived by those people. (To be continued......)