Chapter 262: Heavenly Court is carrying the handle and hitting the street
The sudden sound attracted everyone's attention.
I saw an amazing scene in mid-air!
This is much more terrifying than the appearance of the heavenly court carrying the handle, only to see the sky shining with golden light, radiant, the sky full of golden fire clouds floating, in the clouds appeared a huge Buddha Dharma body, holding the flower fingers, palms facing outward, sitting on the lotus platform, a round of scorching sun above the head, it is the great sun!
"Buddha"
Everyone was shocked and shocked.
Zhang Fan was a little confused when he saw the projection of the sky.
It works so well!
I didn't expect the projection to be so good on the white light condensed by mana, and it also came with a dynamic 3D effect, because Zhang Fan's mana was not enough, the white light curtain was unstable and constantly fluttering.
"It's the Buddha"
"It's true."
“……”
Many people cried out in surprise.
Although many people present, such as Venerable Fu Xing, Tai Thirteen, Xiao Langlang, Meng Meng Da Fairy, etc., all felt that this thing was a bit strange, and the world projected out of front was really small, but even if there were doubts in their hearts, how could the Buddha dare to make a mistake in front of him.
They saluted...... "If you come, my Buddha!" ”
Only the heavenly court laughed.
He pointed his sword at Rulai and said angrily: "If you come to the Buddha, are you the one who slapped you in the face?" ”
He really couldn't think of someone who could play with him so much in terms of speed.
"Rulai Xiao'er, you deceive people too much, you first add me to the group, and then kick me out of the group, where will the face of the deity go?"
Everyone looked at each other when they heard this, and they all secretly looked for Zhang Fan's traces.
Brother Fan, this is going to do something.
There is a problem with this Buddha's absolute force.
If you look closely, I pout, this Buddha also has a modern watch on his wrist, and if you take a picture with a magnifying glass or something, you can see that this watch may be Casio's.
OMG!
The expressions of Venerable Fu Xing and the others were so shocked, how shocked.
Rulai Buddha: "You monkey, in order to marry the sister of the Niu King, you actually gave your master Tang Sanzang as a congratulatory gift, and also asked the demons and monsters to eat the Tang monk banquet together, do you admit your mistake?" ”
A lot of people covered their faces.
Brother Fan, this is going to do something big.
Heavenly Court took the handle and said, "Splash monkeys? Who is Splash Monkey? What to marry? He said angrily: "If you come, don't you want to change the topic, you add me to the group and kick me out of the group, the deity chases you for three days and three nights, don't think that you are the Buddha, the deity will not dare to squash you?" ”
I'll go, and sure enough, it's the Heavenly Court that carries the handle.
Even the Buddha dared to flatten!
Moreover, he said that he chased for three days and three nights...... It seems that going around the earth will experience a sunrise and a night, and I thought he ran two laps, but it turned out that he ran three laps.
If this speed is used to deliver couriers......
The Buddha said, "If you still want to quibble, do you know that you have committed a mortal sin?" ”
Heavenly Court carried the handle and said, "A mortal sin? ”
The Buddha said: "You still don't know how to repent, you make a lot of trouble in the sky, steal the elixir of Laojun, steal the peach of the Queen Mother, and overturn the Lingxiao Treasure Palace......"
"What a mess"
Heavenly Court said angrily: "If you come, don't try to slander good people. Today, no matter what, you have to give an explanation to the deity. ”
At this time, Zhang Fan's mobile phone received a private message.
Click on it to see that it was sent by Tai Thirteen.
Tai Thirteen: "Slap in the face, let me tell you something...... Many years ago, Heavenly Court lost a 'Nine Turns Golden Pill', when the Jade Emperor was furious and ordered to investigate the matter, but the investigation has been done for a long time without progress, everyone said that it was the top demon who did it, but I knew that Heavenly Court did it, once he drank too much and said that he leaked his mouth. ”
I'm going to it, it's exciting, it's so exciting.
Tai Thirteen's gossip is too exciting.
He is a good hand at selling his teammates!
Tai Thirteen: "What, slap your face, don't tell others, I told you." ”
Zhang Fan said: "That's necessary, we can't pry open the iron piece that slaps our faces and mouths." ”
Secretly keep a hand in your heart, and you must not tell Tai Thirteen about anything in the future.
This guy has been sold out...... It's an instinct.
If you don't ask, he will take the initiative to break the news.
For such people, only one can say...... Is there anything more exciting?
Zhang Fan clicked the pause button, recorded the voice through his notebook, converted the audio, and then played it: "You still don't know how to repent, your crime is heinous, just stealing the Heavenly Court Nine Turns Golden Pill is enough to restrain your sin." ”
Heavenly Court's arrogance went down a lot at once: "What, what Nine Turns Golden Pill, if you come, don't slander good people." ”
Zhang Fan said: "Don't admit it, you did it." ”
Heavenly Court took the handle and said, "Uh...... If there is no evidence, you don't want to talk nonsense. ”
Killing without recognizing the technique, it is really the basic skill of the human design, everyone can do it.
At this time, Zhang Fan once again received a private message from Tai Thirteen:
Tai 13 said, "He also spat into the Jade Emperor's wine glass. ”
Adversity...... That's too bad, isn't it?
Zhang Fan said to the heavenly court in the form of a Buddha: "If you don't admit it, then do you want my Buddha to tell the Jade Emperor that you spit in his wine." ”
Blew up, blew up.
The people around screamed!
Everyone couldn't help but turn their heads to each other.
Heavenly Court's handle changed: "What are you doing...... If so, you want to slander me again? ”
Heavenly Court once again performed the technique of killing and denying recognition.
But his eyes dodged weakly.
If this matter reaches the ears of the Jade Emperor, it will be suffered.
Tai 13 said: "I still want to break the news, this time I will explode a big one." ”
Zhang Fan: Say!
Tai 13 said: "He also had an affair with a fairy in the Taiyin Palace, and once when he was there, an immortal official on the sky patrol accidentally found out, so as not to expose his private affairs, and the immortal official was framed by him on trumped-up charges, demoted to the mortal world, and is still reincarnated in the world." ”
Damn, it's really a big revelation.
Heavenly Court Bearer, Heavenly Court Bearer, it turned out to be a Heavenly Court Bearer like you.
Adultery with fairies, violating the rules of heaven...... And to hide the facts, kill ... No, degrading people.
This time, I see if you have anything else to say.
Zhang Fan once again used the image of the Buddha to say: "You still dare to be unrepentant, do you want me to be a Buddha and shake out your old bottom, what is the matter between you and the fairy in Taiyin Palace?" Do you want my Buddha to say it? ”
Bang, the missile fell to the ground.
The people around were taken aback.
The soul is almost flying.
OK...... Fortunately, the force of the missile's fall was not strong enough, and it did not explode.
Heavenly Court's face changed as soon as he brushed it, and he said weakly: "What, Tianyin Palace, what fairy?" ”
Zhang Fan struck while the iron was hot: "There is an immortal official who saw it with his own eyes, but he was demoted to the mortal world on trumped-up charges......"
Wow!
It's so exciting.
This time it's the right one.
I didn't expect to hear such exciting news.
Hearing this, the fire of gossip of everyone present burned brightly.
Heavenly Court will be completely cowardly.
Seeing this, Zhang Fan struck the iron while it was hot, and roared in the image of the Buddha: "Do you want my Buddha to tell the name of the fairy?" ”
Heavenly Court sighed in his heart and shouted: "Don't, don't be like this, hehe, they are all our brothers." ”
Zhang Fan said in the image of the Buddha: "Is there a problem with slapping you in the face and kicking you out of the group?" ”
Heavenly Court said very firmly: "No, there is no problem at all. Even if you add it and kick it again, it's no problem, no, it's okay to kick as many times as you want, just kick it. ”
Zhang Fan said in the image of the Buddha: "Then you chased and slapped your face for three days and three nights, do you know what is wrong?" ”
Heavenly Court hung his head and said, "The deity knows his mistakes. ”
Zhang Fan said in the image of the Buddha: "Since you know your mistakes, let's draw a charge." ”
"Do you still have to draw a charge?"
Zhang Fan said in the image of the Buddha: "The name of that fairy is ......"
"The deity draws a charge, and the painting ......"
I don't know where a very obscene urban young man ran out, still holding a piece of paper in his hand, and everyone was so shocked that their eyeballs were about to fall out......
At this time, everyone's mouths were wide open, and they tried to stretch their necks, like a rooster crowing.
Brother Fan, this is going to do something big.
The red handprint was pressed on the confession.
Then Zhang Fan's mind moved......
Bang, Heavenly Court carried the handle and planted it in a low voice.
Hit the street, hit the street, hit the street, say important things three times.