Six-five Bad jokes hurt people The wind rises at night
"Niu Shuzhu, why are you scolding Zhao Wenbin, punish you for roasting a skewer for him, and eat the scorched duck yourself!" Rulan came out for Zhao Wenbin.
"Oh." Niu Zhuzhu also felt that he had just gone too far, and he would have to rely on Zhao Wenbin's ability to make money in the future, so he had to take the freshly worn haode meat skewers to the bonfire and roast them, and this skewer was destined to have no share of his own.
There is nothing more tragic in life than looking at the food, which never belongs to you. Niu Zhuzhu felt that he was miserable tonight, the misery of the machine, but this sadness did not last long, and this time it was not entirely because of his optimism.
Because he soon discovers that he is not the worst one.
Just opposite him, Dawa was leaning on Su Xing's shoulder, coquettish in a heavy tone.
"Ah Xing, you see, there are so many stars in the sky today, they are all around the moon, just like you are protecting me, so I feel safe. Of course you're going to bake something for me to eat in such a situation, right? ”
"Huh...... To give. Su Xing hurriedly gave the meat skewer in his hand to Dawa, and then asked tentatively: "That, you can sit down and eat, it's not easy to eat with your head tilted like this." ”
"No, I like to lean on your shoulder, there are so many muscles, so powerful."
"You're polite, my shoulders can't compare to yours." Su Xing told the truth.
"Oh, Ah Xing, you're necrotic. Are you trying to say you want to lean on me? ”
"Absolutely not! I swear, if I have the slightest evil thought, I will thunder five times in the sky. Su Xing couldn't wait to die.
Seeing this, Niu Zhuzhu was about to burst into tears and laugh.
"Don't, Dawa don't swear by Ah Xing, it's okay if you have evil thoughts about me, I'll forgive you, just don't be in front of so many people." Dawa whispered in Su Xing's ear.
It just so happened that Niu Xuanzhu's hearing was very good, and he heard everything word for word, and his extraordinary shili also made him notice Su Xing's imperceptible tremor all over his body.
Dawa was very sweet, and Su Xing was extremely painful, which made Niu Xuanzhu feel very good, and he couldn't wait to sing a song "Can't Hurt Can't Hurt" for Su Xing.
At this time, Dawa tried to eat meat, and just like Su Xing said, it was extremely inconvenient for her to tilt her head to eat, and she seemed to be getting more and more anxious, and the more anxious she was, the more unhappy she was to eat. Looking at Dawa's appearance, Niu Zhuzhu even felt that Dawa was probably the kind of person who usually ate.
"Ah Xing......" Dawa said suddenly.
"Huh?" Su Xing said in horror.
"It's really inconvenient to eat, I'm like this."
"Haha, I'll just say it. Sit down and eat, and I'll bake it for you. Su Xing said in surprise, just like the death row prisoner's appeal was successful.
"Don't. People want you to feed them. Dawa put the branch into Su Xing's hand.
"Poof~" The cow bolt pillar on the opposite side finally couldn't help laughing, and Su Xing immediately sent a "you kid waiting" look.
Niu Zhuzhu was not afraid of Su Xing's threat, and turned his head to Rulan and said, "Rulan, do you want my brother to feed you?" ”
"Get out!" Rulan replied coldly. Niu Xuanzhu's smile suddenly froze on his face.
Wangxu Namu smiled happily: "Classmate Niu Xuanzhu, not every girl asks you to help with the barbecue is interesting to you, you know?" ”
Niu Shuzhu gave the grilled haode meat skewers to Zhao Wenbin's hands, snatched Zhao Wenbin's scorched duck with his hand, and took a bite depressedly, feeling that he had suddenly changed from rich and handsome to diao.
And Wangxu Namu didn't seem to want to let go of this opportunity to make a joke about the bull bolt, and continued: "Hey, I'll give you a question. How to make a diao silk instantly turn into a male god? ”
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and they all shook their heads.
"Hehe, when the goddess said to him, the answer to my spatial question is your name." Wangxu Namu revealed the answer.
Like a 100% bad joke, this first question was just a foreshadowing, and after getting the answer approved by most people, she continued: "Then how can you make this man instantly turn back into diao? ”
"How?" Rulan couldn't help but ask.
That is, when he logged in to the goddess space, he found that the question turned out to be - who is stupid (forced). haha~" Wangxu Namu kept looking at the cow bolt pillar when he revealed the answer, which means that you are the hero who changed from a male god back to Diaosi.
It's a pity that Niu Xuanzhu couldn't think of this meaning at all, and he even laughed happily with everyone, laughing at himself in that cold joke.
Just when everyone was about to enter a new round of cold joke competition, the cold wind of XZ night finally came. So sudden, so violent, so ...... Anachronistic.
The wind kicked up a large amount of ash and swept it in the direction of the bullbolt, but fortunately the bolt moved quickly to avoid the holes in his clothes.
"It's windy, hurry back to the tent." Wangxu Namu hurriedly said.
Everyone hurriedly ran to their tents, one for the women and one for the men. As the wind continued to strengthen, the sound outside the tent changed from "whirring" to whistling, and everyone was once again grateful to Wangxu Namu for her foresight, that is, she desperately asked everyone to fix the wooden peg of the tent very deep, even a little hysterical, now look at how deep this wooden peg is.
Lying in the tent, Xiaoyu asked Wangxu Namu worriedly: "Our bonfire hasn't had time to go out, it won't cause a fire, or the ashes will blow onto the tent and burn our tent down." ”
As soon as Xiaoyu said this, Rulan and Xiaotao also looked at Wangxu Namu worriedly.
"Don't worry, the wind is strong and the temperature drops, and it is estimated that the campfire will be frozen when we enter the tent." Wangxu Namu said lightly.
"It's a little crowded." Dawa said suddenly.
The other four girls, who had taken up only half of the tent, fell silent.
In the tent of the three men, they had the same worries as the girls, and they did not have Wang Xu Namu to answer their questions.
The man always felt that the girl's son needed his own protection, so the three self-righteous men decided to send someone out to put out the fire in order to prevent the impossible spark from burning the tent and threatening the girls.
Niu Zhuzhu was lucky enough to lose three times in a row in the rock-paper-scissors game and was forced to take on this heavy responsibility.
"Tie me with a rope." Niu Xuanzhu said with an expression of wanting to cry.
It took ten minutes to walk from the tent to the campfire bullbolt post, and after making sure that there was no fire in the campfire at all, it took him only ten seconds to return to the tent.
"There's no fire, I'm freezing to death." Enter the cow bolt pillar road in the tent.
"How is it possible, so big smoke." Su Xingdao.
"I said, there's no fire, just smoke." Niu Shuzhu shouted.
Smoke only...... Smoke only.......