Chapter 22 Donor, buy some sauce to cook the poor monk will be delicious

"Damn, you monk bullied the demon too much, you will know how to die when you return to the Yellow Wind Cave!" The tiger demon turned into a gust of black wind and left with Tang Seng.

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie came back slowly, but they saw that there was no one next to Bailongma, and Master Tang Seng had long since disappeared.

"Where is our master?" said Sun Wukong.

"Senior brother, second senior brother, Master was taken away by that monster. The white dragon horse spoke.

Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment: "What did you say? where did the master take that monster away?"

Bailongma said: "I went to the southwest, eh, no, it was the master who was taken away by that monster." ”

"That's okay, Master has been clamoring to eat game, and I guess I'm going to take the tiger demon to find a place to eat alone. Sun Wukong said disapprovingly.

The white dragon horse was stunned and stammered, "That...... Don't we have to go to Master, in case Master has a mishap......"

Sun Wukong frowned and said: "Little Bailong is right, let's go find him quickly, it's estimated that we won't even be able to drink the soup if it's late." ”

"Well, Senior Brother has a point. Zhu Bajie nodded in agreement, and sucked his saliva.

Bai Longma swallowed: "So you want to rush over to eat?"

However, it was said that Tang Seng was taken to the Yellow Wind Cave by the Tiger Pioneer, and the goblins in the cave gathered quickly.

Just now, a voice sounded in Tang Seng's heart.

[Today's Mission: Wind Cave Stall]

[Mission time: 24 hours]

[Failure Penalty: Force the host to become Catwoman]

[Today's must-sell: hot pot (priced at 100 taels), barbecue grill (priced at 70 taels), pressure cooker (priced at 70 taels)]

[Other products: hot pot base (priced at 10 taels), barbecue fork (priced at 10 taels), 、......]

King Huang Feng sat in the cave, looked at Tang Seng with his hands folded, and said with a smile: "Tiger Pioneer, well done! This monk is white and pure, it must be delicious!"

Tiger Pioneer smiled: "This person has a monkey and a pig demon under his hands, which is very powerful, if it weren't for my skinning skills, it would be difficult to catch it back in the hole." ”

When the Yellow Wind King heard this, he changed color: "Monkey, pig demon, can't it be Tang Seng who learns scriptures from the West, right?"

Tang Seng raised his eyebrows and said loudly: "The poor monk is from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and he went to the West to worship the Buddha and set up a stall, and he is the one who can live forever by eating a piece of meat." ”

The corners of the Yellow Wind King's mouth twitched, this monk Feng Demon introduced his own meat to eat it, can he live forever?

"Hahaha, it's really hard to find a place to step on iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it. How is this monk going to eat? Little ones, give me a suggestion. King Huang Feng's eyes stared at Tang Seng and swirled.

"I think it's best to eat it raw!"

"I think too!"

"The taste of blood in your mouth couldn't be better!"

"Yes, I agree, eat it raw!"

The voices of the demons suddenly made the demon cave even more eerie and terrifying.

"Ridiculous! How can eating raw reflect the deliciousness of meat! It's just a waste of good meat! Ru Mao drinks blood, how can it be done by goblins! Look at you people... Demons, they just haven't eaten meat. ”

At this moment, a voice came out.

All the demons were stunned, who was talking?

But I saw Tang Seng take a step forward, directly summon the system, take out today's goods, and put them on the ground. said: "The poor monk has explored several ways to eat Tang monk's meat, and today I will open your eyes to you!"

"The first type is hot pot shabu-shabu. Cut the meat of the poor monk into thin rolls of uniform thickness and arrange them on a white plate. Wait for the boiling water in the hot pot to boil, then use chopsticks to hold the meat rolls, blanch them twice in the boiling water, and the meat sauce is cooked. Pick up the meat rolls, dip them in some chili oil, and put them in your mouth, and they are hot and fragrant, and they are unspeakably cool!"

"The second is barbecue, the meat is washed, cut into pieces, threaded with a fork, gently rotated on the stove, slowly roasted at the temperature of the stove, so that the meat is evenly heated, and then drizzled with chili oil, cumin powder, put it in the mouth, well, that's called a cool! If it can be paired with beer, it will be even more refreshing. ”

"The third kind, stewed soup, put the bones of the poor monk into the pressure cooker, add radish, simmer slowly for an hour, open the pressure cooker, the fresh soup is as white as milk, the taste is delicious, take a sip, it is hot, fresh and sweet, the whole body is warm, the taste is more refreshing!"

"The above three can be processed at the same time, if the king does not have cooking utensils, the poor monk just has them here, and they can be sold to the king at a low price. ”

"Gollum ......"

"Gollum ......"

"Gollum ......"

As soon as Tang Seng finished speaking, the sound of saliva in the cave came and went, and many monsters flowed all over the place.

The Yellow Wind King was stunned for a moment, wait......

Is this monk really a monk?

How did he come up with these three ways to cook himself?

Isn't he afraid of me?

"King, please look, this is a hot pot, the price is only 100 taels of silver, and this, it is a barbecue grill, this is a pressure cooker, the price is 70 taels of silver. Buy three get one free, the poor monk can give you a copy of "Journey to the West" written by the Tang Dynasty monk. Tang Seng said with a smile.

"That monk, you still want money when you enter my Huangfeng Cave, are you thinking too much?" King Huangfeng snorted coldly: "Boys, arrest this monk for me, and besides, his kitchen utensils have been put away for me, and this king will eat as he says tomorrow!"

The smile on Tang Seng's face slowly retracted, and he rolled up his sleeves: "King, why don't you eat me now, I'm afraid you won't see the sun tomorrow." ”

"Hmph, this monk is too embarrassed to bully the demon, Tiger Striker, cut off one of his arms first to drink!" King Huangfeng, who heard Tang Seng's words, was suddenly furious, and stood up patting his chair.

"Monk, I'll cut off one of your arms first, and see if you can still talk big!"

The tiger striker smirked and swung out a big knife and slashed at Tang Seng's right shoulder.

The little demons laughed, and the scene of the demons dancing became even more eerie.

The legendary Tang monk meat is finally going to be eaten today!

So excited!

"Bang!"

Tiger striker fell with a knife!

The imaginary scene of blood bursting out did not appear, and the broadsword seemed to fall on the steel and flew out directly.

Triggers Passive Skill: Steely Iron Bone!

???

What's the situation?

The knife flew?

The laughter stopped abruptly, and there was a strange atmosphere in the demon cave.

"I don't believe it, another knife!"

"Dang, bang!"

Tiger Qianfeng's eyes widened, and he took another knife to Tang Seng's head, and then the knife flew away again.

Tang Seng said sincerely: "Why don't you try it with a mace?"

The tiger striker was furious: "Bring the mace!"

A minute later, Tiger Forward looked at the mace in his hand that was bent 90 degrees and fell into deep thought.

Tang Seng blinked: "It may be that the poor monk has been single for too long and has calluses on his body." Do you want to try the hammer again?"

God has been single for too long, and he has calluses on his body.

Even if you have calluses on your hands, you even have a long head!

The corners of the Yellow Wind King's mouth twitched.

"Take a bow and arrow, shoot this monk to death!"