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[844] April Fool's Day

In other words, if you wake up in the morning, it is not normal, and there are usually only two situations of waking up, one is late and absent from class, and the other is skipping school.

I really don't understand how the orangutans survive. I was still sleeping very comfortably, when I felt something hairy, and began to push my face, and then I heard a familiar voice, "Little Sixth Brother, Little Sixth Brother, it's time to get up, Little Sixth Brother." ”

I took a deep breath and turned my body around, and it was clear that I had slept for less than five hours, and that I was in a bit of a breakdown when I went to school every day than I had to go to the grave.

"Little Sixth Brother, Little Sixth Brother, it's time to get up."

I continued to twist my body.

"Little Sixth Brother, are you up yet, why did you say that you are such an adult, and you still have the habit of lying in bed."

"Little Sixth Brother, get up, go, and go to school together."

"Little Sixth Brother, why was I on the ground last night and you were in bed."

I was a little depressed, reached out and grabbed the pillow next to me, and threw it in the direction I was talking about.

"Oops."

"Little Sixth Brother, you stoned me to death."

"Little Sixth Brother, you can't afford to get up. If you can't afford it, you'll be late. ”

"Zhou orangutan, if you dare to talk nonsense with me again, I will beat you to death."

"Little Sixth Brother, do you really want to be late?"

I turned my head and looked at Zhou Orangutan, "Are you finished?" ”

Zhou Orangutan shook his head: "It's time to start." Huixu and they are all gone, only the two of us are left, if they don't leave, they will definitely be punished again. Then teach the margin too. Isn't it the same when you go back to work and then go to bed. ”

I took a deep breath and listened outside the door, and sure enough, it was quite quiet.

I was stunned for a moment, and when I remembered Xiao Ming's face, I was a little depressed. I looked up and looked at the orangutan, "What time is it?" ”

Zhou Orangutan looked at me, "There was no sound outside, they were all gone." ”

I looked at him, "You tell me, let's hurry up now, will we be late." ”

"Is there a difference?"

I nodded, "If you're going to be late, then go back to sleep, and if you're not going to be late, then clean up." ”

"Probably not." Zhou Orangutan touched his lower handle, "If you can handle everything you should handle in ten minutes, and then the motorcycle can drive to a speed of 40 yards, you can get to school in ten minutes, and you can have some rich time, we can buy some food." Buy some drinks, by the way, I haven't gone to the toilet yet, I can continue to go to the toilet from the school, of course, I have to wait until after class to ask the teacher for leave, and then come out to the toilet. ”

When I said the first few words of the orangutan, I had already started to act. Because I really can't hear his ink. Moreover, when I got out of bed, I also broke myself, and my head hit the cabinet, which hurt. I reached out and rubbed my head, and then went into the bathroom. Start washing.

I quickly cleaned it up, then pulled the orangutan and reached for my phone, and then I heard the sound of my phone alarming.

I was stunned for a moment, then reached out and pulled my phone out of my clothes.

Immediately after, I heard the sound of the cell phone alarm in the living room. Very quiet living room, and all of a sudden there was a sound.

I was a little depressed, turned my head, and looked at the orangutan.

Zhou Orangutan took two steps back, and then spread his hands, "I didn't expect you to really not look at your mobile phone at all, I didn't expect you to really move so fast." ”

I rubbed my fist.

Zhou Orangutan took a step back again, "Little Sixth Brother, you listen to me, I swear I didn't mean it, when I opened my eyes, there was indeed no sound outside, so I quickly got up and washed casually, I listened to the outside, and there was still no sound." So I called you, I was really anxious, afraid of being late, who knew that you got up, when I went in to wash, I looked at my phone, and I knew that there was so much time. ”

"Little Sixth Brother, listen to me."

"Oh, little sixth brother."

Then I pounced on the orangutan, and tossed.

I stood up, clapped my hands, and sat down on the bed. looked at Zhou Orangutan very seriously.

I looked at Zhou Orangutan, "This time it's light, if you dare to fool me like this next time, I'll kill you." ”

"I don't know."

"Don't say you don't know, I warned you, did you hear it?"

Zhou Orangutan was still in that posture, lying on the ground, "Little Sixth Brother, you don't pay attention to it." ”

"I'm not particular about it."

"I was fooled today, I can't be angry."

"Why?" I looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "You orangutan dare to lie to me, and you don't allow me to be angry?" ”

"Today is April Fool's Day." Zhou Orangutan looked at me and said very depressedly, "April Fool's Day, everyone has been fooled, and they can't be angry." ”

I was stunned for a moment, "April Fool's Day? Then he took out his phone, looked at the calendar, and then took a deep breath, "I grass, I lived this day, I didn't even know that today was April Fool's Day." ”

"Actually, it doesn't matter if you know it or not."

I looked around at the orangutans, "What do you mean by that?" ”

"You celebrate April Fool's Day every day."

"What do you mean?"

"Because you fool people every day." Zhou Orangutan looked at me, "Especially fooling me, when I got up in the morning, I asked you why I was on the ground, obviously you dragged me down yesterday and didn't let me sleep on the bed, but you fooled me when you opened your mouth." Do you say yes, you really drink too much and don't know anything? ”

"You don't fart with me, you don't ruin my reputation."

"Cut, I'm telling the truth, you don't need me to ruin your reputation. Everybody knows that. ”

"Get out of the way," I scolded at Chou's orangutan, and then began to mutter, "April Fool's Day." "I didn't bother to pay attention to the orangutan, and then I pondered this holiday" April Fool's Day, April Fool's Day. "Then I started to devise all kinds of ways to toss people in my head.

Suddenly I felt a little uninspired.

Thereupon.

I reached out and lit a cigarette. I took a few puffs and was wondering what to do, when all of a sudden, my phone rang and startled me. I reached out and pulled out the phone, "Hey." ”

"Liu'er, where are you?"

I was stunned for a moment, "Of course I'm at home, where can I be, it's only what time is it?" ”

"You come to the Internet café early today, don't go to school yet, I have something to look for you."

"What's wrong, is it serious?"

"Hmm"

"Then you say no."

"No, you hurry up to the Internet café, I'll go now. I'll go to school first, and then I'll go to you right away. ”

I smiled, "Sister Jing, you also got up so early, I have never seen you in my morning self-study." ”

"Nonsense, you've been to self-study a few times in the morning."

"Pull it down, who doesn't know that you are the most chic person in our class, if you want to go up, you can't go up if you don't want to, you have the title of an art student, this is comfortable."

"Don't be poor, come to the Internet café quickly."

I glanced at the orangutan Zhou, and then took a deep breath, I was very happy, fortunately I was fooled by the orangutan in the morning, or I suddenly ran to the Internet café, that is, I was fooled by the people. But I naturally won't debunk Sister Jing's words, so I cooperate with her, "Sister Jing, what happened, is it important?" ”

"Well, it's important."

I smiled and said, "What important things can you have, why did you get up so early?" Moreover, it's all packed up, and legend has it that you have to put on makeup for an hour every day. Did you just open your eyes now, or got up to go to the bathroom and called me by the way? ”

"I haven't slept yet."

"Oh, that's a good reason, you haven't slept yet, so who did you play with last night?" There are no witnesses. ”

"What kind of witness do you want for this, why are you talking yin and yang today."

"It's okay, it's okay." I smiled and continued, "Didn't you spend all the makeup you wore yesterday today?" ”

"Why are you asking this?"

"I'm just curious if I have to put on my makeup again today."

"I don't have the time or mood to talk to you about this right now. I'll be serious with you. Sister Jing continued to say anxiously.

"Oh, that's over, it's over, I can't see people, I really can't see people. As soon as the makeup is removed, you won't be able to see anyone. I laughed and said, "I'm serious." ”

"Wang Yue" Sister Jing was anxious on the other side of the phone, "I tell you, you are poor with me, you are teasing me, you will regret it." ”

"Ah. If you want to eat me, how can you eat it? I teased.

Sister Jing was on the other side of the phone, and said a little angrily, "Qi Hao is in danger, you can figure it out yourself, you just continue not to worry." ”

"You don't come to this set, don't fool me with these things, I don't eat this set. To tell you, my Wang Yue has always fooled others, and he has never been fooled. ”

"Well, except for me." Then Zhou Orangutan stood up suddenly, "My Zhou Orangutan lives so big, I have never fooled others, I have always been fooled, although I successfully fooled the little sixth brother I admire the most today." ”

I kicked the orangutan, "Get out of the way." Then he smiled and said, "How about it, Sister Jing, I heard it." Hurry up and go back to sleep, boring or not. ”

"Well, I'm fooling you, I haven't slept all night, I'm not getting up early, I haven't been to self-study for a long time, today I called you so early, so anxious to tell you this, do you think I have nothing to eat and support, you think I'm just like you, boring and idle. Are you crazy about convulsions. ”

"I'm grass, when did I go crazy. I don't believe what you say today, I'm a person of high wisdom. ”

"Alright, alright, don't be in a hurry. You see you regret it. ”

"Oh, okay, Sister Jing, don't tease me."

"I'm not teasing you, what I said is true" Sister Jing's voice was very urgent.

I smiled "Um, um, really, what you said is all true, I believe it"

"I said Liu'er, are you stimulated by anything today?"

"I'm fine."

"Bastard, I'm pissed off, you idiot." Then Sister Jing hung up the phone as soon as she could.

"Grass, scold Lao Tzu."

Zhou Orangutan stood next to me and shook his head, "Oh, woman, woman, it's the little belly chicken intestines." ”

I smiled. Extinguish the smoke.

"Little Sixth Brother, how am I doing, if I hadn't reminded you in the morning, you would have been fooled by Sister Jing."

"Okay, okay," and then I stood up and hugged the orangutan, "Let's go, go to school." ”

"Good class, little sixth brother." Zhou Orangutan laughed and hugged my neck.

It felt quite comfortable.