It was already dawn, and Chu Mochen originally planned to sleep for a while, but he heard a strange sound coming from under the sofa.

"Pig ~ You have two holes in your nose, you have a snot twist when you have a cold, pig ~ Your ears are so big, you can't hear me scolding you for being stupid......"

Chu Mochen couldn't stand it and turned over and got out of bed, what the hell, tune such a ringtone, Zhuang Xiaoyan, you are really a pig!

"Hmm......"

The pillow was cold, Zhuang Xiaoyan turned over in a daze, and his petite body lay on the bed in a large shape, intending to continue sleeping, but he didn't expect-

Chu Mochen pulled her up, "Go, turn off your soul-destroying bell, don't pollute my ears!" ”

"It's noisy, I haven't slept enough......" Zhuang Xiaoyan didn't even open her eyes, Monday was full of classes, not more sleep, how could she stay up!

"Sleep what sleep, get up! Zhuang Xiaoyan, are you eighteen or eight? It's naïve! ”

Chu Mochen was really dizzy by the annoying ringtone, and carried her to the sofa like a small animal, so that she could listen to her own dream-disturbing divine comedy up close.

After such a toss, Zhuang Xiaoyan woke up a little.

Hey? When did her phone fall under the couch?

Isn't it just a ringtone? This man is really perverted/perverted, making a big fuss early in the morning!

Zhuang Xiaoyan threw himself under the sofa, took out his mobile phone, turned off the alarm clock, tilted his head, and fell asleep against the sofa.

Can you fall asleep with just a lean? This sleeping skill really opened his eyes.

Chu Mochen's brows furrowed into Sichuan characters, and he pulled Zhuang Xiaoyan up, "Gluttony and snooze, I really don't know how you got admitted to university!" ”

Zhuang Xiaoyan was frightened awake, opened his eyes and looked at Chu Mochen's gloomy face, his heart trembled, where can he sleep comfortably!

"Sister is naturally smart and hard to give up!"

Chu Mochen was a little crazy, and pinched her slender arm hard, but when he saw her confused appearance, he was a little reluctant to discipline her. Forget it, what kind of competition does he have with a little girl.

"Zhuang Xiaoyan, it's an hour's drive from here to your school, I don't have time to drop you off, and the apartment key is in the entrance." The implication is that you go to school by yourself, walk slowly, and don't send it.

Chu Mochen let go of her, went to bed like no one else, and fell asleep.

“……”

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Zhuang Xiaoyan yawned fiercely, ah, ah, it's not good to get married at all, I can't sleep well at night, and I have to squeeze the bus early in the morning......

It's unreasonable, I've lost a lot!

……

The last class of the morning.

Zhuang Xiaoyan sat at the back of the lecture hall, rubbing his eyes desperately, but he couldn't resist the deep sleepiness at all.

She reached for her phone again, staring incredulously at the time...... Oh my God, this class has only been going on for five minutes!

It's so hard to endure that I will either be trapped to death like this, or I will be complained by the teacher that I sleep in class, and then accept one-on-one criticism and education from the class tutor for up to two and a half hours!

Zhuang Xiaoyan thought for a second, the past experience was too "miserable", and she didn't want to be educated by the class guide anymore.

It was the second day of school, and after yawning in class, she was taken to the teaching office for tea.

Zhuang Xiaoyan pulled Xiao Nana, a sworn friend sitting in front of her.

"Give me a hilarious campus to stimulate my sad soul."

"Class!"

"If you don't give it, I'll kick your bench and let you experience what the real human body vibrates."

Xiao Nana turned her head disdainfully, who would have thought that this cute and cute girl would be full of demonic factors hidden in her bones and violent!

"Take it easy! It is said that the Honorary Board of Trustees is here to inspect today, so be careful! ”

"An-la! Ann! Pro"

Xiao Nana took out a copy of "Funny Campus" from the drawer and gave it to Zhuang Xiaoyan.

Zhuang Xiaoyan quickly took the novel that Xiao Nana handed over from under the table, yawned and opened it.

After only reading two pages, Zhuang Xiaoyan was so shocked by the plot in it...... It's really a good book that laughs at your mother!