164, a cute uncle full of joy

Haicheng to Jiangcheng takes about two hours.

Because of tiredness, as soon as Ruan Shu got on the plane, he covered himself with a shawl, put on a U-shaped pillow, put on a blindfold, and went to sleep.

The seats in the first class cabin are spaced at a wide distance, and you can sit without being tied up; The number of passengers was small, and it happened that there were no passengers with children in the same cabin today, so I could have had a comfortable sleep.

However, suddenly, sitting roughly behind her, an uncle passenger suddenly shouted to the flight attendant in extreme fear and anxiety: "Hey! Come on! Help me! I'm going to die! ”

In this case, it is easy to mistake him for a sudden attack of illness, and the atmosphere in the entire cabin suddenly becomes tense.

The shout summoned two flight attendants and a flight attendant at the same time, and asked anxiously and concernedly: "This gentleman, what's wrong with you?" Is there something wrong with it? ”

"Isn't this plane wobbly and about to fall? Don't you feel it and ask what's wrong? Isn't that saying it's safe to fly? Grandma a bear! Why was Lao Tzu unlucky to be in a plane crash for the first time! The uncle was very angry, as if he had been greatly deceived, and faintly aggrieved.

His timbre itself is heavy, and at this time he involuntarily brings a trill out of fear, adding a slightly vulgar word or two, forming a contrasting sense of joy.

The previous sentence didn't fall for a second, and before anyone else had time to react, he immediately asked for help in extreme fear: "Alas, his uncle! No, no, no! My ears my ears! I'm going to be deaf! What the hell is poking my ear holes? ”

Understanding the situation, the passengers and flight attendants of the whole cabin collectively: "......"

"Don't be nervous, sir. The plane was shaking not because it was about to fall, we were preparing to broadcast a notice to remind everyone that it was a slight turbulence caused by the air current. It doesn't matter after a while. ”

"And it's not that something in your ear is poking your ear hole, it's the difference in air pressure inside and outside the plane that is pressing on your eardrum. At this level, your ears will not be deaf. The flight attendant patiently explained to him, and then gently instructed, "You take it easy, swallow a few mouthfuls of saliva, and then you'll be fine." ”

"What airflow? What air pressure? What oppression? Is it okay to swallow saliva? The uncle was full of doubts, "Little girl, be a real person." I don't read much, don't lie to me. ”

One or two other passengers couldn't help but laugh.

The flight attendant was obviously crying and laughing: "Uncle, I really didn't lie to you." You try, if you really swallow your saliva, you'll be fine, and I'll give you chewing gum later, and you can chew it, and it can also soothe tinnitus. ”

The uncle followed the flight attendant's advice and swallowed. Not only did he swallow saliva, but he swallowed a big mouthful, and he let out a clear "grunt" from the entire quiet cabin.

And as if he had discovered some new continent, he was immediately excited: "Huh? It's amazing, it's really more comfortable than just now! ”

"Then I'll swallow a few more bites!" As soon as he finished speaking, he choked and coughed violently.

It was so joyful that everyone burst into laughter.

The flight attendant hurriedly poured him a glass of water, a little helpless: "Uncle, don't worry, take your time." ”

Everyone's laughter didn't make him feel angry, on the contrary, he was a little embarrassed: "I haven't been on a plane before, it's a joke, little girl, I just wronged you, I'm sorry, I'm sorry~ My nephew said that the first-class service was more thoughtful, and he specially bought me a ticket, little girl, you are really good." Thank you, thank you~"

Then he sighed: "The development and change in the past ten years have been too fast, and I am still learning how to keep up with everyone's pace recently." For example, my nephew said that day he bought me a new apple, several thousand yuan, and I wondered if an apple was made of gold if it was so expensive. It turned out to be a mobile phone. Hahaha! ”

The last string of laughter was particularly hearty, which made people listen to it very comfortably, and there was an inexplicable contagion, and everyone laughed again.

Ruan Shu was originally a little annoyed because he couldn't sleep because of his noise, until he finished all his words, and understood that his extenuating feelings were not deliberately shouting in public without culture, and that bit of annoyance disappeared.

After adjusting the blindfold, she fell back asleep, and spontaneously sketched a vague cute uncle with no specific face in her mind.

*

Haicheng.

Underground parking at Green Water Mansion.

Fu Lingyuan sat in the car, leaning against the completely open window with one arm twisted and turned, holding a half-lit cigarette between his fingers, listening to Jiusi standing next to the car door reporting.

"Ruan Shu flew to Jiangcheng on a business trip early this morning. She didn't tell us the itinerary yesterday, nor did she buy us a ticket to accompany us, so I and Erguan had to take her to the airport and then separated. I can't buy a ticket, and I can't get in touch with Mr. Fu, and I can't make a decision for the time being. ”

"You say, what did she tell you to tell you?" Fu Lingyuan narrowed his eyes, raised his hand and stuffed the cigarette into his mouth.

"Mr. Ruan said that she is not a prisoner, and she doesn't have to be monitored by Mr. Fu every day."

"Prisoner...... Surveillance ......" slowly exhaled white smoke rings, Fu Lingyuan repeated these two words playfully between his lips and teeth, and chuckled lowly, "It seems that she has been holding this sentence in her heart for a long time. ”

In an instant, he seemed to remember something and asked, "Did she go directly to C'Blue last night after leaving Dr. Ma's counseling room?" ”

"Hmm." Jiusi nodded, "Seeing C'Blue halfway, Mr. Ruan suddenly asked the second tube to turn around. ”

"Did she touch up her makeup before she went to the bar?" Fu Lingyuan flicked the cigarette ash out of the car window, his voice sounded leisurely at first glance, but he could feel the hidden edge after a little discrimination.

After Jiusi recalled seriously, he nodded: "Yes, Mr. Fu." Ruan Shu did make up for a while. ”

Hearing this, Fu Lingyuan hooked his lips slightly mockingly - when he saw her last night, he saw at first glance that her makeup was different from when he went out in the morning, including the two more buttons on the neckline of her shirt, which he also saw in his eyes.

Originally, he could understand that she was trying to match the atmosphere of the bar. But when he asked her why she went clubbing on a whim, he saw that she was lying. This suddenly made him more interested in the reason why she was concealing, but there was something else that happened at the time, and he didn't have time to ask.

Unexpectedly, the answer was so unexpected.

Hehe.

With the suggestion given by Li Ma Yi in her yesterday's medical record came to mind, Fu Lingyuan's eyes were deep, and he extinguished the cigarette in his hand with a cold face, and instructed Zhao Shisan: "Call the master and ask him to borrow a private jet." ”

*

The announcement in the cabin reminded everyone that the plane was about to arrive at Jiangcheng Airport.

Ruan Shu woke up in the weightlessness of his slowly falling body, rubbed his neck and stretched the muscles and bones of his waist and arms twice, feeling a lot more energetic than before.

After a short time, the plane landed safely, and after being notified by the flight attendants that they could get off the plane, Ruan Shu unfastened the seat belt on his waist and got up to leave the seat seat.