Characters: Scrap Iron, Scrap Iron's wife, an aunt

There are a few points that need to be explained in advance, the figure of scrap iron is relatively tall, and the wife of scrap iron belongs to the loli sound loli body type, and the height gap between the two is 28cm+, so it is always easy to be remembered by others when they go out together. Many roadside stalls have only done business with us once, and the next time I go alone, the stall owner will ask, "Why didn't you bring your girlfriend with you?" ”

Scrap Iron doesn't think it's a fanatical two-dimensional house, but if you want to compete with the level of gentlemen, you have quite confidence.

One of my light source jihua started by teaching my wife (who was still a girlfriend who didn't have a license at the time) to call me "master".

It turns out that the difficulty of a woman's training in the love period is surprisingly low, and my girlfriend is already very clingy to me, so I didn't have much trouble calling me "master" in private. Whenever my girlfriend shouts scrap metal in the rental house, "The master has dinner!" At that time, the gentleman's energy gauge of scrap iron kept flashing and charging, which gave me the courage to live.

Just as scrap iron jihua entered the next stage of tuning, such an accident happened.

One afternoon, my girlfriend and I went shopping at the supermarket and stopped in front of a bargain book cabinet.

It turned out that there were a lot of recipe pocket books here, which were handled at a big sale, and my girlfriend was a cooking enthusiast, so I picked up a few recipes and looked at them.

There was nothing wrong with the scrap metal, so I pushed the shopping cart and waited on the side.

Since it is a recipe counter, there is an aunt with permed hair in the shape of a lion ball next to her, and it is not surprising that she is also reading the recipe.

However, my girlfriend, who was immersed in reading, suddenly raised her face and said to me with a smile on her face: "Master, do you want to make this vegetable and mushroom soup for you to eat when you go home?" ”

Although the voice is not loud, the hot aunt is close at hand, and I definitely hear it clearly!

I still can't forget the look on my face when that aunt looked at me.

First frightened, then suspicious, then awakened, and looked at my girlfriend again: it turned into sympathy - and then looked back at scrap metal: zuihou turned into anger and contempt again!

I can almost hear the mental activity of my aunt on scrap metal:

What? Master? How does this girl call her boyfriend "master"? Did I hear me wrong? Must have heard it wrong, right? No, I'm so close, both of them speak Mandarin, absolutely you heard it right! Look at the "exposed" expression on this man's face - absolutely yes! In the past, I always heard in the newspapers and on television that there was a kind of creature called pervert, who specialized in stealing underwear and raising × slaves, and I thought it was an over-exaggeration by the media, and even if it did, it was in imperialist countries like Japan and the United States -- I didn't expect it to appear in the great socialist China! That's right! This man is the legendary pervert!!

Hmph, the tall man still wears a pair of glasses, obviously he is perverted and pretending to be polite, it's really disgusting! Look at his girlfriend again, she is so much smaller than him, if there is any contradiction and fight, she will definitely not be his opponent, right? I understand! Calling him master must have been forced! He must have been forced by violence to give in with tears in his eyes! I don't know how many unknown insults and grievances are hidden behind that sentence of "master"!

Since he is called "master" in public, he must have been forced to do everything in private, right? This posture is the same, and that posture is also ...... Sure enough, men don't have a good thing! You scumbag! Scum! Scum!! Fuck it, stinky pervert!!

Aunt Zuihou gave me an expression of extreme contempt and disgust, turned around and walked away, probably worried that the metamorphosis coefficient of scrap iron was too high, and even Aunt didn't let it go, right?

It's too much.,I'm obviously loli control.。

At this time, my girlfriend still had a natural expression, I didn't know what happened just now, and then asked: "How is it, don't you like vegetable soup?" ”

"Next time, don't call me master in public......" Scrap Iron was shocked.

"Huh! Did I call you master just now!? "It was louder than just now, and it was estimated that the customers in the entire book section heard it, and a person who looked like a female teacher was straightening her glasses and looking at us, and the little boy she was leading also had a curious expression on his face.

I quickly grabbed my girlfriend's hand and fled the supermarket at the speed of light.

ps: After marriage, the scrap iron is used by my wife every day to give my chinchilla a hundred cracks, this post is used to commemorate my 'teaching jihua' who died halfway......

Happy Tanabata Festival, everyone!