Learning from the painful experience of the last time, Yang Jiekai decided to be "modest" this time, and did not go to the higher-grade talent market last time, but chose a recruitment market with lower requirements for various positions.

It's also crowded, but compared with the last time I went to, the style is very different, yesterday I was looking for a job there were all suits and straight, but here there are all kinds of dresses, wearing big vests, carrying rolls, but it's more like a labor market.

After navigating the noisy hall with the smell of sweat, Mr. Yang finally found a company that looked passable, at least the queue didn't look so varied, and one of the job openings happened to be security guards.

Yang Jiekai straightened his clothes, squeezed over, cleared his throat, and said to the recruiter who was writing something, "Do you need high-end talents here......?"

"Line up at the back!" The interviewer is a woman wearing a pair of heavy glasses, with short hair and curly hair permed into slag, black and thin, although she is sitting, but the vicious Yang Jiekai can accurately judge at a glance that this woman's figure belongs to the typical "crooked neck tree" type body, with a thick foundation on her face, and her lipstick is as if she has drunk blood.

Yang Jiekai opened his mouth, but he couldn't show his eloquence in the face of a bunker-type woman, so he had to obediently walk to the end of the line and wait in line.

"Brother, you also want to penetrate the enemy?" A short man with a flat head in front of Yang Jiekai turned his head to look at Yang Jiekai and said with a strange smile.

"Inside the enemy?" Yang Jiekai was a little puzzled, "I'm here to apply." ”

"Hey, everyone understands, just don't pretend!" The short man looked at Yang Jiekai with an expression that everyone understood, and the thief smiled, "Let's talk about it, how many years have you been young?" ”

"Age?" Yang Jiekai is very unfamiliar with this term.

The little man looked Yang Jiekai up and down again, and said with a surprised expression like looking at an alien: "Are you really here to find a job?" ”

"Nonsense, why am I here if I don't look for a job!" Yang Jiekai said impatiently, and then asked, "What is the age?" ”

The short man smiled, "I can't imagine that there is still a person as innocent as you alive, today I will popularize it for you, the so-called masturbation age, to put it in layman's terms, is the time to masturbate, masturbation you should move, it is a normal behavior mainly composed of piston movement mainly produced by your own palms and a certain part of the body, of course, there are also ...... of using pork or other meat instead of palms"

Under the professional "Chunchun teaching" of the short man, Yang Jiekai finally came to his senses, revealing a strange expression that didn't know whether he wanted to laugh or cry, "Okay, okay, I understand......"

Yang Jiekai hurriedly interrupted the short man's professional narration, for fear that the person next to him would equate himself with this guy, and asked, "But what does this have to do with applying?" And what did you just say about penetrating into the enemy's interior? ”

The short male thief laughed, "You're shallow......"

Yang Jiekai interrupted, "Is this how shallow is used? ”

The short man said with some displeasure, "Don't interrupt, where did you just go?" Oh, and speaking of shallowness, you know what this company does, don't you? It's a company specializing in some feminine products.,For example, tampons.,Bras,Cosmetics and so on.,So most of the employees inside are women.,Such a company is called a daughter country in our masturbation industry.,As long as you successfully apply.,It's equivalent to breaking into the enemy.,From now on, you can live a job of getting 'intelligence' every day.,Hahaha,The love of intelligence,It's not the love of intelligence.,It's the love of estrus.。 ”

"That's not the same word?" Yang Jiekai is a slippery mouth, but in front of this elite in the masturbation industry, he can only be regarded as a primary school student.

"It's a different mood!" The short man waved his hand, "Don't say it, it's my turn, hehe, buddy, wait for my good news......"

"Different moods?" Yang Jiekai smiled helplessly, "I still know that the artistic conception is different, hehe......"

The "elite" in the masturbation industry didn't have a minute, and was rejected by the "crooked neck tree" without raising his head, and finally had to sigh and look for another "daughter country".

Probably because of the psychological shadow left yesterday, when it was Yang Jiekai's turn, he actually felt a little nervous, just as Yang Jiekai took a deep breath and was about to walk over, suddenly a fat man with a height of more than 1.85 meters and a weight of at least 250 pounds flashed from the side.

"Jump in line!" The fat man looked white and clean, with a silver necklace the thickness of a little finger hanging around his neck, and he didn't look at Yang Jiekai and stood in front of Yang Jiekai at a glance.

This kind of person who cuts the queue at the job fair is not uncommon, but the results obtained by the person who cut the queue according to their appearance and strength are very different, if the person who is now in the queue is a thin man, he will definitely be condemned by a burst of righteous words, and he will be beaten up, but a "huge" person like this fat man who cuts the queue can be unimpeded, and the team is thousands of people with fat and tattoos casually.

"Hey, friend." Yang Jiekai stretched out his finger and gently poked the fat man's back, Yang Jiekai was more than a head shorter than the fat man, and his figure was not a grade, Yang Jiekai was like a sapling and a mountain bag in front of this fat man.

"Is there something wrong?" The fat man turned his head and glared at Yang Jiekai angrily.

"Excuse me, get to the back of the line." Yang Jiekai smiled politely, paying attention to his image as much as possible, this is a very solemn occasion.

As soon as Yang Jiekai said this, the people in line behind couldn't help but secretly sweat for Yang Jiekai, this kid's brain was caught by the door, and it was usually too late to hide in such a situation, but this kid hit the muzzle of the gun.

The fat man snorted, looked down at Yang Jiekai playfully, and said, "Did I hear it wrong just now?" You say it again, I didn't hear you. ”

"I said......" Just when Yang Jiekai was about to repeat politely, he felt that the corner of his clothes was gently pulled, and he turned his head to see a person next to him pulling the corner of his clothes and lowered his head and whispered, "Brother, forget it, don't talk about it......"

Yang Jiekai smiled, patted the man's shoulder, turned his head to look at the fat man and repeated: "I said, please go to the back and line up." ”

"Hey......" After the man behind Yang Jiekai heard this, he sighed regretfully, why is this person so unenlightened?

The fat man was stunned, suddenly laughed, and said viciously: "Finally, I will give you a chance to repeat what I just said!" ”

Yang Jiekai still looked smiling, and said, "Oh, it turns out that your ears are not good, it's okay, it's okay, just make it clear." ”

"What the do you say......" The fat man saw that this kid dared to scold him for his bad ears, so he couldn't help but be annoyed, waved a thick arm, and was about to scold and fan it, but suddenly felt a numb rib and a sore knee, and the whole fat body was uncontrollably paralyzed.

Yang Jiekai stretched out his hand like lightning, strangled the fat man's neck, stared at the fat man's back with his knees, pulled the fat man's ear with one hand, put his mouth close to the fat man's ear and roared loudly: "I said, you are a fat and stupid big fat pig!" ”

Yang Jiekai's roar was full of energy, and his voice was so loud that everyone around him covered his ears at the same time.

The fat man even covered his ears and lay on the ground screaming, Yang Jiekai unceremoniously kicked at the fat man, although the action looked violent, but Yang Jiekai controlled the force, at most let the fat man suffer a little, and it would not cause any substantial damage.

The fat man was kicked so that his mouth and nose were bleeding, Yang Jiekai stopped his hand, and easily picked up the fat man's fat body with only one hand, and said with a smile next to his other ear, "Do you hear me clearly, do you need me to repeat it again?" ”

"Hear clearly, hear clearly!" The fat man nodded again and again, for fear that if he was howled again, he would be really deaf.

"And what did I just say?" Yang Jiekai asked with a light smile.

"Brother, you just said that I should line up at the back......"

"That's not right." Yang Jiekai interrupted.

The fat man was shocked, and hurriedly corrected, "You just said, let my fat and stupid big fat pig go to the back to line up!" ”

Yang Jiekai smiled with satisfaction, "Then am I right?" ”

"Brother, you're so right, I'll go to the back of the line." After the fat man finished speaking, seeing that Yang Jiekai didn't say anything, he hurriedly crawled out.

Looking at the people around him who were already stunned, Yang Jiekai shrugged his shoulders disapprovingly and said, "Don't blame me, it's his own bad ears." ”

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and walked into the desk, and smiled at the crooked-necked tree who was also shocked and opened his mouth wide, "Hello, my name is Yang Jiekai, and I am here to apply for a security guard." ”

"Security?" The crooked neck tree was stunned for a moment, only then did he react from the shock just now, his face returned to calm, he straightened his collar, stood up and stretched out his hand to Yang Jiekai and said, "Hello Mr. Lin, welcome to join our Silk Trade Group!" ”

Yang Jiekai was stunned for a moment, and said in disbelief, "This ...... Is this considered a job? You're not interviewing me anymore? ”

Crooked neck tree smiled faintly, "No need, you have already been interviewed, you are the talent that our company needs, from what happened just now, we can see two points, first, you are a noble character who abides by the rules and has a strong sense of justice, and second, you are very capable of fighting." ”

Yang Jiekai secretly rolled his eyes, he was very capable of beating but it was true, noble character......

However, he still reached out and shook the crooked neck tree, and said politely, "Thank you." ”

"At nine o'clock tomorrow morning, report to the company's human resources department on time, and we will arrange a job for you at that time." The crooked neck tree looked at Yang Jiekai and smiled.

Yang Jiekai also smiled politely, but added thirty points to this crooked neck tree in his heart, not because the crooked neck tree recruited himself, but because the crooked neck tree has been generous and natural from beginning to end, without showing some inferiority complex or inexplicable self-confidence because of her own image, her speech and demeanor are very natural, this kind of temperament that is not pretentious at all makes Yang Jiekai feel very comfortable, and it is not so ugly to read the crooked neck book again.

After walking out of the door, Yang Jiekai was in a good mood, this heartfelt pleasure made him feel like he had not been seen for a long time, although it was just an ordinary job, but Yang Jiekai had not felt this simple and down-to-earth happiness for a long time.