Chapter 317: I Can't Find a Girlfriend for the Rest of My Life
Zhang Fan stepped on the white clouds, but he didn't expect the white clouds to look like cotton candy, soft, but in fact, they were very condensed when they stepped on it, and it was composed of a huge amount of water spiritual energy condensed by Yu Hongyi, which seemed to be clouds and mist, but was actually as hard as iron.
When Zhang Fan stepped on it, he was worried that if this foot was empty, he would fall from a height of hundreds of meters, and then fall into the water with a pop.
That must be embarrassing.
Next, this is definitely the most fantastical journey of Zhang Fan's life.
During the day, it went straight into the sky, and the speed seemed to be not fast, but it was actually surprisingly fast.
As soon as Xianguan Yuhong took out the Jiantian Treasure Jade and swept it forward, the entire cloud layer disappeared without a trace in a flash in the extremely fast flight, and when it flashed out again, the surrounding sea of clouds was endless.
"This is the fairy world?"
The aura on the sea of clouds is churning all day long, even if you just smell a little, you feel comfortable, like taking a hot bath, and your whole body is warm.
A crane flew by at the far end and let out a long, pleasant chirp.
"Yes!"
Yu Hongyi put away the Jiantian Treasure Jade that entered and exited the fairy world.
Stepping on the sea of clouds and walking away, I saw the three big characters of Nantianmen from a distance. Seeing such a scenic spot, Zhang Fan had the urge to take a group photo, and it had to be a wave of six when he posted it to the group.
The two heavenly soldiers guarding the gate were whispering.
Heavenly Soldier Jia: "I heard that someone hung a banner showing love on the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and it read: Ye Bingyun, I love you!" β
Heavenly Soldier B: "I just saw it"
Heavenly Soldier Armor: "I haven't taken it off yet, so why don't you take it off and hang it all the time?" β
Tianbing B: "Heavenly Court has been doing nothing for so many years, and it is rare to make some noise, the Jade Emperor is reluctant to pull it down, and is pretending to be angry, wanting to make a big deal about it." β
Heavenly Soldier Jia: "The Jade Emperor is going to do something." β
"Ahem......"
Yu Hong walked over and coughed twice, and the two heavenly soldiers immediately didn't dare to discuss it indiscriminately.
followed Yu Hongyi into the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
At this time, there were many immortal officials standing on the left and right sides of the main hall.
These are real immortals.
I didn't see the eldest brother Shui Yihuang, it stands to reason that Shui Yihuang should be on the list as a third-grade immortal official, it won't be deliberately avoiding me, right?
Looking up at the Jade Emperor sitting on a high seat.
The whole body is dazzling with golden light, and only the general outline can be seen, and the imperial crown on his head is peaceful and holy.
A true great god's residence!
Just glanced up, Zhang Fan felt a feeling of worship, just like seeing the statue of the god in the temple, kneeling down: "Zhang Fan, the eight-rank spiritual official of the underworld, meet the Jade Emperor." β
The Jade Emperor's gaze wandered, and there seemed to be golden light shooting out of his eyes, which was extremely sacred. "Zhang Fan ......"
Wow, the Jade Emperor called me by name, so excited.
"You hung the love banner outside?"
Zhang Fan said: "No, where does Xia Guan have such great magical powers, this is the first time Xia Guan has come to Heavenly Court...... what he said is not false at all, but none of them seem to be true.
Hearing this, all the immortals present also nodded.
Before seeing Zhang Fan, they still had reservations, but seeing that Zhang Fan was really just a pink and tender second-grade small cultivator, he definitely didn't have this ability, and the real culprit should be someone else.
However, these people all underestimated the Jade Emperor's IQ.
As early as the beginning of the establishment of the underworld chat group, the Jade Emperor greatly understood the people's livelihood and people's feelings, and had already joined the underworld chat group.
The Jade Emperor's mobile phone was adjusted to vibrate, and it vibrated at this time.
Creak!
All the immortals escaped from their mobile phones to take a look, but the result was not their own.
Then the Jade Emperor Lao'er took it out very calmly, with a very impatient expression on his face, you see, you see, it's the emperor's information again, it's really busy.
Difu chat groupββ
The old dog can sing: I tell you a good news, I was caught by Heaven by the big pit in the face, and I will no longer have to be forced to watch the live broadcast in the future.
Fluttershy: (crying) Slap in the face!
Tianshan Yishusong: Really arrested?
Fluttershy: Well, it was Yu Hongyi who made the shot.
Rowing without oars all depends on the waves: paralyzed, the Yu family's yes, Lao Tzu sees it once and hits once.
Venerable Fu Xing's language: Count me in.
Step by step affectionately: The paralyzed, dare to bully our group, or the administrator!
The old dog can sing: yes, you can't be cowardly, just do it, you must play the prestige of our underground chat group.
Rowing without oars is all on the waves: Great!
Step by step affectionately: Great!
Taisan Language: Yes, you must not be cowardly, just do it.
The old dog can sing: Kill to heaven!
A pine in the Tianshan Mountains: Kill the Heavenly Court +1!
Tai 13: Kill Heaven +2!
Venerable Fu Xing: +3 for Killing Heavenly Court
Cute Fairy: +4
β¦β¦
With a bang, the Jade Emperor's mobile phone fell to the ground.
Don't be impulsive, just grab it and ask for a question, there's no need to play so big.
The Jade Emperor stood up without a trace, then picked up the phone, looked at the immortals, sat back calmly, looked at Zhang Fan and said, "Zhang Fan, what, this emperor also thinks you don't have this ability, get up." β
It is absolutely impossible for people to know that this emperor saw Zhang Fan sacrifice out of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and saw Zhang Fan hang down the banner showing love, and he couldn't let people know that at the end of the live broadcast, he stared at who was pregnant and sent back a wave of 6 barrage.
I don't want people to know.
Zhang Fan was overjoyed when he heard this: "Thank you Jade Emperor!" β
One of the immortal officials in the column, with long snow-white hair and equally snow-white eyes, had no eyeballs, and was dressed in white, he stood up and said: "Jade Emperor, although Zhang Fan does not have this ability, but this matter is related to him, he must know who did it, and he must let him explain it clearly." β
I'll go, who are you? The Jade Emperor is not being held accountable, are you still doing three or four?
The Jade Emperor asked, "Zhang Fan, do you know who did this?" β
Zhang Fan hurriedly shook his head and said, "The lower officials don't know!" β
Character skills, kill without recognizing!
The Jade Emperor nodded and said: "I don't think you know, this emperor thinks that this matter must be framed by another person Zhang Fan, but anyone who is a little rational will not hang the banner of love in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, aren't they afraid of the laws of heaven?" β
Zhang Fan shouted: "Jade Emperor Shengming." β
The white-haired and white-eyed immortal official said: "Your Majesty, there are a lot of mortals who have died, things can't be decided so early, before the real murderer is caught, Zhang Fan is the biggest suspect, and the lower officials think that Zhang Fan should be sent to the prison, and the matter will be investigated clearly before making a decision." β
"What?"
The Jade Emperor almost screamed, and the animals in the herd were about to hit the heavenly court.
The white-eyed golden fairy of the egg, believe it or not, this emperor pulled you into the group, and got fifty or sixty trumpets to play slowly with you.
Let you re-acquaint yourself with the world.
The white-eyed golden immortal said with a serious face: "Your Majesty, if someone dares to offend the power of heaven, it must be severely punished, otherwise, everyone will follow suit, and hang a banner of love in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall at every turn, where is the majesty of the heavenly court, where is the majesty of Your Majesty." β
"Your Majesty, Zhang Fan must be severely punished."
When the white pupil golden immortal said this, the immortal officials present also had a supportive attitude, and nodded in agreement.
Zhang Fan was depressed in his heart, who is this white-eyed golden immortal, he doesn't seem to have a holiday with him.
The Jade Emperor groaned: "This ......"
took out his mobile phone and looked at the situation of the underworld chat group.
Tianshan Yishusong: Everyone, you go up first, a disciple on my side has entered the Buddha and has a problem, I have to go to protect the Dharma for him, you go first, and I will arrive later.
The rowing boat does not need to be paddled, and it all depends on the waves: I have a banquet here and go over after eating.
Step by step affectionately: You also have a banquet, and I also have it here.
Tai Thirteen: Haha, coincidentally, there is still a little clutter on my island.
Old Dogs Can Sing: ......
Fluttershy: ......
None of them can be relied on at critical moments.
What about killing the heavenly court?
Seeing this, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and asked, "Baitong Aiqing, what do you think?" β
The white pupil Jin Xian said: "Put Zhang Fan in prison first, when to investigate clearly, and when to release him." β
"Since Zhang Fan is not convicted, then he is not a prisoner, and it is not appropriate to go to prison," the Jade Emperor thought for a while and said: "This emperor thought of a good idea, isn't the Zhongqing family angry that they were forced to eat dog food?" Then we will let Zhang Fan find no girlfriend for the rest of his life! β
It's a bolt from the blue.
It turns out that you are such a Jade Emperor.
Zhang Fan was dumbfounded when he heard this.
"Seconded by the Minister"
"Minister's Sofa"
"Minister's Bench"
"Minister...... Top! β
The white-eyed golden immortal was still a little unhappy on his face, but the Jade Emperor said so, and all the immortals agreed, he couldn't help frowning and stopped speaking.
"Follow Bendi to Sansheng Yanyuan Stone and his line"