After coming to the Academic Affairs Office, Liu Xinyu saw the director of the Academic Affairs Office again, and when Lei Ting came to look for him that time, he had seen this person once. <

This is a bald middle-aged man, but there is no lack of refinement, in a word, he is extremely smart, although not all baldness is smart.

"Hey, Xiao Cheng, why are you here? How's it going, are you still used to it at school these days? ”

The bald director seems to know Cheng Jiaxin, and the address to her is that of an elder to a junior, as for Liu Xinyu? was directly ignored by this bald man.

Cheng Jiaxin said that it was okay, and then went straight to the topic and told Liu Xinyu about Li Yifeng's broken bones.

When she finished speaking, Liu Xinyu paused, a smile flashed in her eyes, this woman is quite decent, at least she didn't take the opportunity to add fuel to herself because she offended her in words.

After listening to Cheng Jiaxin's words, the bald director frowned and glanced at Liu Xinyu seriously.

"This classmate, you should know the consequences, right? Although we are not opposed to competing in our university, you directly broke people because of personal grievances, which is too arrogant, right? ”

The bald director's surname is Liu, with the same surname as Liu Xinyu, his name is Dajun, Liu Dajun is such a rustic name, which is very consistent with his bald appearance.

"Director, he provoked me first, and then provoked me with words, so that I lost my mind! You should also know that the Fa is also open to people who are emotionally agitated. ”

When Liu Xinyu said this, he sighed, made a helpless look, and continued: "I know that I did this too much, but a slap can't make a sound, you can't just punish me, right?" ”

After listening to Liu Xinyu's words, Liu Dajun smiled, then slapped the table, and said, "According to your meaning, if I want to punish you, I must punish the injured student, right?" ”

"Director Mingjian, it is really the reincarnation of Bao Gong, you punish me, the students must have no opinion, but how you punish me, you must punish Li Yifeng, so that it is fair, so that you will not lose your majesty and justice!"

Liu Xinyu's words fell, and Cheng Jiaxin felt that she was completely outdated, what kind of student is this? Not only did he dare to argue with himself, but even the director of the Academic Affairs Office, he didn't pay attention to it!

When ordinary students come here, they immediately bow their heads and admit their mistakes, but Liu Xinyu doesn't, instead of bowing his head and admitting his mistakes, he has intensified his efforts and bargained with the director of the Academic Affairs Office.

"Okay, you stinky boy, it seems that I won't let you quit school today, don't you know how many eyes Lord Ma has!"

Liu Dajun was also the first time he encountered this kind of student, and he didn't know how to deal with it for a while, so he immediately became angry.

"Director, he's just a student and a first-time offender, give him a chance." Cheng Jiaxin said.

Liu Xinyu was taken aback when he heard Cheng Jiaxin speak for himself, this woman ...... Obvious knife mouth tofu heart.

"Xiao Cheng, you don't know, you can't be merciful to deal with such a thorny student, you must cut the grass and eradicate the roots, save a grain of mouse feces, and spoil a pot of soup!" Liu Dajun said solemnly.

Liu Xinyu looked at Liu Dajun's face, frowned, and walked towards Liu Dajun.

Liu Dajun saw Liu Xinyu walking towards him and shouted, "What do you want to do?" Is it possible that you still want to beat the teacher? ”

"Director, have you misunderstood, are students the kind of people who don't respect their teachers? I just have a few words I want to say to you, I don't know if I should say it or not! Liu Xinyu said.

Jiaxin heard Liu Xinyu's words 'respect for teachers', and cut off, do you respect teachers? If you respect your teacher, how much will you tease me in front of me? And those embarrassing things to me?

"Say what? Hurry up and say. ”

Liu Dajun is not afraid that Liu Xinyu will attack him, because he can become the director of the Academic Affairs Office of Yunnan University, and he is a master in his own right, otherwise why would he discipline the students of the entire university?

Liu Xinyu lay on Liu Dajun's shoulder, aimed at his ear, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Director, does your nightlife always feel powerless and can't last long?" Why don't you let Teacher Cheng go out first, and we'll be the master and apprentice...... Talk? ”

"......" Liu Dajun originally thought that Liu Xinyu would say something begging for mercy, but when he heard Liu Xinyu's words, his expression was immediately embarrassed, but then he was relieved.

"That...... Xiao Cheng, you go out first, and I'll teach this prickly student. ”

Liu Dajun is a very decent person, and he is a person who is not afraid of heaven and earth, but when it comes to this kind of thing...... This is a matter of men's dignity, how can you keep outsiders from saying it?

Liu Xinyu, a prickly student, he has already been taught, what dare he not say? If Cheng Jiaxin continues to stay here, what if Liu Xinyu tells the matter of his kidney deficiency?

Of course, the main reason why Liu Dajun left Liu Xinyu was not because of this, but how did Liu Xinyu see that his kidneys were deficient? Could it be that this stinky boy is hidden deeply?

"Okay." Although Cheng Jiaxin was very curious about what Liu Xinyu said to Liu Dajun, Liu Dajun let her out, and she could only do it.

When Cheng Jiaxin left, Liu Dajun leaned on the boss's chair, looked at Liu Xinyu and said, "What? You want to blackmail me with this? ”

"The director laughed, although I, Liu Xinyu, am not a good person, but I am not that kind of villain." Liu Xinyu pulled a stool by himself and sat down, not polite at all.

"Liu Xinyu? Oh, it's you, you've been in the limelight lately! Liu Dajun smiled and continued: "Say, what do you want to do?" ”

"Does the director want to cure this disease? You can rest assured, you know this, I know, God knows, and there will never be a fifth person who knows. ”

Liu Xinyu knows that this kind of disease is very embarrassing, and ordinary people don't go to medical treatment because they are afraid of being embarrassed, and then they are ...... Today's doctors only treat the symptoms of this disease, but not the root cause.

"Do you have a way?" Liu Dajun's eyes flashed.

"There is a way, but the students have to ask you a few questions, and only after knowing the answers can they prescribe the right medicine!" Liu Xinyu said confidently.

"Okay, you ask." Liu Dajun touched his shiny bald head and said.

"How old is the Director? How many man-making movements are there in January? How long is each time? Liu Xinyu asked three questions in one breath, and except for the first one, the other two were embarrassing.

Liu Dajun frowned, and after being silent for a while, he said, "Forty, twenty times or so, each time...... Five minutes. ”

"......" The corners of Liu Xinyu's eyes twitched, and they all said that a man in his forties is fiercer than a tiger, and it doesn't matter if you just pass twenty times, five minutes? There's not enough time for foreplay!

"Was the director too much when he was young?" Liu Xinyu continued to ask.

Liu Dajun's expression was embarrassed, and he lowered his head and said, "I had a bit of a bad habit when I was young, so ...... Now it is very affected. ”

Liu Xinyu nodded, was silent for a while, stretched out his index finger, and said, "I can cure you, but you have to use this time in addition to obeying my doctor's instructions." ”

"A year?" Liu Dajun knew that this kind of disease had to be slowly recuperated, and asked.

Liu Xinyu shook his head, and Liu Dajun continued to ask, "A month? ”

Liu Xinyu still shook his head, the corners of Liu Dajun's eyes twitched, and he shouted, "Are you fooling me?" If it were ten years, I would be fifty years old, and there would be a use for curing it! ”

"Director, the student said it's a week!"

Liu Xinyu lit a cigarette and guarded Liu Dajun and smoked, if there were people here at this time, he would definitely fall through his glasses and smoke while guarding the director of the Academic Affairs Office? Except for Liu Xinyu, the entire Yunda can't find a second person, right?