Chapter 130: Road Rage
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"What the hell do you mean?? Why didn't I understand?? Gu Yunfeng's innocent voice sounded, but in people's ears, there was always a feeling of weakness.
"I didn't understand, but I saw Sister Lan Lan and Sister Bai holding back there, what the hell is going on?? How can you say that the chicken feathers have become hooligans?? "What Zhang Xiaohuaer said is quite reasonable, the girl in the mountains is relatively conservative in some aspects, and some popular words in modern society really don't understand.
"Who knows? We're also confused, listening to Lan Lan laughing, let's laugh too, but I don't understand what's going on? ? Can anyone tell us about it?? Yuan Siyu deliberately raised his voice, for fear that he would not be able to hear it outside, but how to listen to it has a kind of 'there is no silver three hundred taels here'.
At this time, how can male comrades dare to speak?? If anyone dares to speak, they will definitely become the target of public criticism, and they will be attacked by everyone, and it would be good to be embarrassed by one person, so as not to embarrass everyone.
In other words, scapegoats, that's how the shield came about.
"Hmph...... Nie Canglong snorted twice in his throat, and picked a thumbs up at Yang Xiaozong with a smug face.
Yang Xiaozong's face turned even redder, and he covered his face with his hands in shame.
"Dirty, dirty......" Song Rensheng shook his head and sighed, turned his head to look at the canopy, "Miss Qin, Song is rude, I will compensate you here, and I hope you will forgive ......me," he said, turning around and arching his hand.
"Look at other people's stupid eggs, they will change when they know their mistakes, unlike some people, who are not only dirty in their hearts, but also even more dirty in their behavior." Qin Xiaojun's disdainful voice came out.
Dirty in my heart?? Dirty behavior??
Not to mention that everyone looked entangled and embarrassed, but Song Rensheng was troubled in his heart: Listening to the meaning of this, it seems to say that we are better than them, but we are dirty in our hearts and above board in our behavior. But think about it, if we don't feel dirty in our hearts, can we think in that direction? ? also used others as negative teaching materials to teach Xiaozhuer.
"Girl, this, don't blame your uncle, when I look at the constipated appearance of these young people, I also want to ...... crooked" Zheng Dongfang said with a tangled face.
As soon as Zheng Dongfang said this, his heart was really like putting down a big stone, and the whole person suddenly relaxed, saying that, this is self-hypnosis, finding reasons for himself, and after finding a reason, he forced himself to believe it, similar to Ah Q's spirit.
Despicable enough......
Except for Zhang Wenge, who was driving the car, a group of old men all looked at Zheng Dongfang, and three words appeared naked in their eyes.
"Uncle Zheng is not only dirty in his heart, but even more despicable in his behavior, as if he is innocent, everyone has long known about your own private wolf whip, what are your dirty thoughts, we all understand, after all, people are middle-aged, there are problems in some aspects, and they will naturally pay more attention to certain aspects." Nie Canglong said with a look of disdain.
"It's just ......" Zhao Chuanxi was the first to respond, he was a staunch supporter of Nie Canglong, "People are constipated, why do you want to think of that?" Don't you have a ghost in your heart? ”
"Uncle Zheng, you are really not interesting...... Zhang Haitong came back to his senses, lying on the car, and looked at Zheng Dongfang with disdain, "In order to choose yourself out, you actually used us as a shield, this is a typical dead friend who is not dead and poor...... "This guy may have forgotten that he was in the car in front, what kind of expression did he have, in fact, everyone couldn't see it, and it was a bit of a mistake to jump out by himself."
"Hmph, hum, hum......," Yang Xiaozong sneered.
"Alas, misstep...... Zheng Dongfang looked bitter, "I was so excited that I killed a boatload of people with a pole, no wonder you want to attack it in groups, forget it, I'm dirty, okay?" Anyway, we're the eldest brother, don't laugh at the second brother, it's all like that......"
"Alas??? Isn't that right?? I think Uncle Zhang is quite pure, and people definitely don't want to be crooked in their hearts,......" Nie Canglong said with a serious face.
"Hmph......" Zhang Wenge didn't look back, but the short humming sound revealed his pride.
"Our Xiaojun made you smile like this, and it took a long time to react, which shows that our Xiaojun is also very, very pure......" Nie Canglong said with a shy face.
"Who's from your family?" Qin Xiaojun's angry voice came out. ,
"Ahem......" Nie Canglong coughed twice, pretending not to hear, "The next thing is Zhu'er, people's bamboo is as pure as a blank piece of paper, but it's a pity that when you meet someone, you will be ruined by a guy who has a dirty heart and a dirty behavior......"
Zhu'er sneered, but Song Rensheng was ashamed and landless, eager to find a crack in the ground to get into.
"Next, it's me, our Xiaojun said that I ate chicken feathers, what we thought at first was, we are such a big man, let a woman train like the third grandson, let's think, you laugh, let's laugh, we are so cowardly, you laugh nothing, but who knows, you actually thought of that aspect, you don't want to think about it, our Xiaojun is the kind of person who has no quality?? Do you think anyone can get into Peking University?? Quality, quality, this is a question that has been emphasized, but do you know what quality is? As soon as I talk about chicken feathers, I think of that aspect, your quality is too high......" Nie Canglong became more and more proud, and his spit flew.
A group of old men had green muscles on their heads, and the blood rushed to their heads suddenly, it was really embarrassing, and they were also entangled in Nie Canglong's shamelessness, in other words, everyone wanted to beat him, but the force was really not powerful, but that fire was brewing in everyone's hearts, and there was a possibility of breaking out at any time.
"Listen to you, I'm a shrew, right?" Before the big guy could make a fuss, Qin Xiaojun's angry rebuke came, "Hurry up and shut up your stinky mouth for me, otherwise, you won't want to give us a car in your life......" I was bullied last night, and if I didn't bully back, I was really angry.
Everyone was relieved: Yes, it seems that your kid is so pure, if you didn't think about it at first, you would let everyone laugh like this? ? Eighty percent had already been torn apart......
"Look at you thing with no ears......" Nie Canglong didn't care what everyone thought in their hearts, hearing Qin Xiaojun's words, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, took two steps forward on the horse, stepped onto the ox cart in one step, and slapped Zhao Chuanxi on the back of the head, "Hurry up and get on the horse, what should you do......
"Alas......" Zhao Chuanxi couldn't wait, so he quickly got up and jumped on horseback, sitting here like a pins and needles.
"Who told you to come up?" Qin Xiaojun opened the soft door, a pair of beautiful eyebrows were twisted, his cheeks were bulging, and he pretended to be dissatisfied and said.
"My waist is flashing, I can't ride a horse, you just let me sit in the car for a while......" Nie Canglong begged with a shy face.
"When your waist is ready, go down......" Qin Xiaojun's tone loosened, and his red and glamorous little mouth pouted, which was extremely cute.
"Alas, alas......" Nie Canglong nodded flatteringly.
"Huh......" The girl snorted and lowered the soft door.
"Appeal ......"
Zhang Wenge suddenly grabbed the reins, the old scalper immediately stopped, and the entire convoy followed, Zhang Wenge frowned, stretched out his hand and pointed ahead: "Look at what's ahead, it seems to be a fight, right??" ”
This section of the road is three kilometers long, because there are no mountains around, so the road is straight, the visibility is good, shili and haode words, can see that end from this end, everyone looked in the direction of Zhang Wenge's finger, only to see about a kilometer ahead, there are two groups of people fighting.
"It's two groups of people, one group is like us, they are all in a hurry, with luggage, and an ax in their hands, and the other group should be locals, they are holding hoes, shovels and sticks in their hands......" Yuan Siyu opened the soft door, frowned, and looked ahead, with a pair of golden eyes in his eyes.
"What shall we do? Is it to wait for them to finish fighting, let's go over again, or go straight over, when you don't see it?? Zhao Chuanxi said.
"This should be a relatively special place under the jurisdiction of Pingding County, Yangquan City, it is composed of idlers from several surrounding villages, it is considered a road tyrant in this section, and he usually makes a living by collecting road fees, well, it is said that this section of the road, they have also invested in ......" Zhang Haitong held the map in his hand, and said casually while looking for the approximate location on it.
"So, if we want to get through here, we either give them money, or beat them up, and then leave......," Yang Xiaozong said with a breath of turbidity.
"I think, eighty percent is like this......" Zhang Haitong looked carefully at the map, "These road tyrants usually do a lot of things to bully men and women, and I heard that they have something to do with a certain son in the city......
"Is this a map?? How does it feel like an encyclopedia? A local ethos? Zheng Dongfang listened to Zhang Haitong's details, felt a little incredible, and said.
"Of course, it's a map, but it can also be used as a local customs, but this little character is too small, if you don't look carefully, you can't see it clearly at all, thinking it's the black dots on it......" Zhang Haitong said.
"More things are better than less, if it can be resolved peacefully, let's give them some money, and forget it, after all, people have shili ......" Zhang Wenge is relatively conservative in his thinking, and he is jealous of shili in some places.
"That's it, if you're good, I'm good, everyone's good, just give them a little toll, if you really can't do it, just use a knife to talk to them......," Nie Canglong said lightly.
"That's good, salute first and then soldier......" Zheng Dongfang nodded.
"Zhu'er, get in the car......" Nie Canglong said.
“weishenme??” Zhu'er was a little reluctant, she liked the feeling of sitting in Song Rensheng's arms, comfortable, warm, and with a hint of happiness.
"Not weishenme?? Let you come in and come in, what so much nonsense? Nie Canglong's eyes were cold and he said.
"Zhu'er, listen to your eldest brother Nie, hurry up and ...... in" Zhu'er is simple, I don't know what's going on, but Song Rensheng understands Nie Canglong's intentions.
A beautiful woman is always surrounded by countless disputes, and don't forget that there is a saying that says: 'The ugly wife is thinly torn and thrown in the ground, and no one wants it.'" ’
"Hmph......" Zhu'er snorted, pouted and got off the deer, and then got into the canopy.
"Hehe, it's still Brother Nie who is thoughtful......" Song Rensheng said with a smile.
"Your daughter-in-law is so disobedient, it's all your habitual ......" Nie Canglong glanced at Song Rensheng, "There is a saying, if you don't fight for three days, you will go to the house to expose the tiles, and sometimes domestic violence is also a means of harmony......"
"Hmph......" Song Rensheng snorted in his nostrils, "Could it be that Brother Nie often uses domestic violence?" ”
"Then how can I give it?? I'm a daughter-in-law......" Nie Canglong suddenly thought of a cross talk between Niu Qun and Feng Gong, and immediately pulled out the tune and said loudly.
"Get out of your ......" A little foot suddenly appeared in the soft door and kicked Nie Canglong's ass.
"Oops......" Nie Canglong was kicked and stumbled, and almost fell out of the car.
"Hmph......" Song Rensheng sneered and squinted at Nie Canglong, "Sure enough, domestic violence is indeed a means of harmony......
haha......
Everyone looked at each other and couldn't help but get up.
The convoy continued on the road, but everyone was silent, and for a while, there was only the sound of cars and horses' hooves.
"After a while, I'll go to negotiate with them, you are not allowed to speak, especially Canglong, Biedong will draw his sword without moving......" Zheng Dongfang clamped the horse's belly between his legs, hit the horse and stepped forward, and walked to the front of the team.
"Okay, I'm not going to be involved in this today, right?" Nie Canglong said, untied the knife from behind his back, and then put it in the canopy, but the handle of the knife was within his reach.
"But it can't be without a deterrent at all, Chuanxi, Xiaozong, you two carry sticks......" Zheng Dongfang said.
In modern society, a long big knife, in terms of deterrence, is definitely not as good as a long iron rod, after all, there are not many people who can play with knives these years, even if there is, it is also a martial arts performance troupe, people fight, generally use iron rods, machetes and the like.
"Okay......" The two of them urged forward, pulled out the iron rod from the car, and then held it in their hands, dragging one end to the ground with a gentle collision sound.
The battle in front has already had a result, although a few passers-by are not strong dragons, but they are not by the head snake, the two sides are clearly armed confrontation, stalemate, as everyone approaches, they can already be heard in the distance.
"This food is our life-saving and given to you, what do we eat? You are what it is difficult for a strong man ......"
"We don't care about your life or death, now we don't collect tickets, only food, we can't get food, it's just a fly, don't want to cross this road......"
"If you want our lives, then none of us will want to die, it's a big deal that Lao Tzu will be 170 pounds here, but you also have to leave two ...... to accompany Lao Tzu",
"What about the dozens of people we have here, just the eight of you, and you still want to fight with us?? Let me tell you again, if you want to cross this road, each person must take out a hundred catties of grain, otherwise, you will have to leave one leg behind......"
From the shouting and scolding of both sides, everyone got a lot of information, Zheng Dongfang couldn't help but smile bitterly, grandma's, one hundred catties of grain per person, we have fourteen people here, that is, 1,400 catties of grain, uncle, you really opened your mouth...... For the first time, Zheng Dongfang felt that he took the initiative to take over this job, and he was a little overwhelmed.
Their convoy is actually not small, after all, there are two ox carts, three horses, and a sika deer, which can be regarded as much richer than those eight people, naturally, they are also regarded as fat sheep, and before they get closer, the group of road rage divided eight people, came around from the roadside wasteland, and stopped them.
"How many of you are there?" A tall and thin man in a black jacket stood in the middle of the road, raising his chin towards Zheng Dongfang, and his expression was extremely arrogant.
Behind him, there stood seven young men, all of whom were carrying sticks and shovels.
"There are seven of us ......," Mr. Zheng said.
"What's in the back car?" The tall and thin man asked with a frown.
In fact, the caravan pulled by a super buffalo in the convoy is very conspicuous.
Wangwang......
Little Baiding's cry came from the canopy.
"A kind of white dog, can't see the light......" Zheng Dongfang hurriedly said.
"Seven of you, plus four horses, two cows, a dog, a deer, and 1,400 pounds of grain, you can go......," the tall and thin man said impatiently.
If it was in the past, it would definitely be good to check it, and it would definitely not let them go so easily, but there was still a set of unsolved ones in front of it, and this wave of meaning would have been obtained, and it would be easy to have variables if it provoked two sets at the same time.
"Do you think we are carrying 1,400 pounds of grain?" Zheng Dongfang smiled bitterly, but he was angry in his heart, your grandmother's, count us and the livestock together?? Blind your grandma's dog's eye.
"If you don't have any food, leave the cattle and the carts, and you can get clean,......" said the tall and thin man.
"Children, I advise you, be a man and leave a line, and see each other in the future, whatever is it, don't do it all, it's not good ......" Zheng Dongfang laughed angrily.
"Nima's, you're an old thing looking for death, aren't you?? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu broke your dogleg?? The thin and tall man widened his eyes, pointed at Zheng Dongfang angrily, and scolded viciously.
The seven people behind him immediately took two steps forward in understanding, glaring at Zheng Dongfang with weapons, looking like they were about to do it when the boss gave an order.
"Good words are hard to persuade damn ghost ......" Zheng Dongfang smiled bitterly, turned the horse's head, and turned to the rear of the convoy, since you want to die, then we won't stop you.
"Since we said dog legs, let's leave all their dog legs behind......" Qin Xiaojun's voice came out of the canopy, indifferent like a thousand years of ice.
"Uncle, there are girls hidden in the peng......" Hearing Qin Xiaojun's voice, the thin and tall man immediately became surprised and excited, and pointed his finger at a few men, "While Lao Tzu is in a good mood now, leave the girls inside, get out of here, Lao Tzu will let you go ......with all your beards and shadows."
The seven young people behind him were also excited.
"Chuanxi, didn't you hear what your sister-in-law said?? Discount their doglegs......" Nie Canglong's chest began to brew murderous intentions, and his voice was extremely cold.
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