Chapter 302: Please God Come Up
"Ah, Master, your apprentice is still so young," Ouyang Lei was frightened by Zhou Xiaolong's words, "Or ...... Why don't we run together!! ”
"No, if we all withdraw, this magic circle will be empty," Xu Heping stared at Ouyang Lei and said, "Then the son and mother ran out fiercely, this night, there is no problem with how many people you want to kill, this is not a small matter of sacrificing one or two people." ”
"However, sacrificing one or two people is not a trivial problem!! Ouyang Lei muttered in a small voice.
"There's no way, someone has to stay in this circle anyway," Xu Heping looked around, gritted his teeth, and said with righteousness, "Otherwise, I'll stay alone, you all withdraw, there's no need to sacrifice so many people......"
"Teacher Xu, how can you do that...... Uncle Nine hurriedly said.
Then fell into a moment of silence, everyone stopped talking, Ouyang Lei was anxious, and looked back at Captain Gao and them, it seemed that those policemen had no intention of leaving, it seemed that everyone was very righteous.
Ouyang Lei, the little fat man, has always been greedy for life and afraid of death, and he doesn't want to fold in this broken place where birds don't tonight.
couldn't stand it anymore, so Ouyang Lei asked Zhou Xiaolong bitterly and said, "Ahhhh ”
This time, Zhou Xiaolong said with a wry smile: "It's not that there is no way, I just thought of a way, but it's very slim......"
"Then tell me about it?" Ouyang Lei asked.
"Do you remember the story I told you about the little Taoist priest who asked God during the day?" Zhou Xiaolong said.
"Well, Master, do you mean that little Taoist priest who invited Monkey King?!"
"Yes." Zhou Xiaolong nodded.
"Master, what do you mean is that you also have to ask Monkey King to come up, so that you can restrain the fierce ?!! of your son and mother."
"It's not me, I can't do it myself......" Zhou Xiaolong shook his head.
"Why?!" Ouyang Lei asked.
"If I fail to ask God to come up, then with Teacher Xu alone, how can I fight against a pair of fierce demons, I still have to stay awake, do you say?" What Zhou Xiaolong said also makes sense.
"Well, then, what does the one who asks God require?" Ouyang Lei asked again.
"First of all, it must be a man, it must be a virgin......" Zhou Xiaolong said as he looked at everyone.
Zhou Xiaolong's voice could be heard by everyone, Ouyang Lei looked around for a moment, when Zhou Xiaolong mentioned the words virgin, that is, the body of a child.
Everyone present, except for Xiao Tong, silently lowered their heads.
Ouyang Lei turned his head and peeked at Xiao Tong, and asked Zhou Xiaolong in a low voice, "Master, Xiao Tong's guy must be a virgin, do you think he can?!" ”
"If the child is still a virgin, the child is okay......" Zhou Xiaolong replied.
"Okay, I'll ask him......" Ouyang Lei said with a smile.
In this way, Ouyang Lei ran to the opposite side of Xiao Tong and asked: "Xiao Tong, at first glance, you are the best among otaku, you must not have a girlfriend, you say, are you a virgin ......?"
What everyone didn't expect was that before Ouyang Lei finished his sentence, Xiao Tong waved his arm and slapped Ouyang Lei's chubby face.
Ouyang Lei was stupid, "You...... You've taken the wrong medicine......"
The boy also said, "Kill you stinky rascal......
This slap blinded Ouyang Lei, Zhou Xiaolong is also strange, is it possible, even boys like Xiaotong who only know how to play game consoles every day are liked by girls, what a person is really unseemly? !
But soon, Zhou Xiaolong and Ouyang Lei discovered at the same time that Xiao Tong's not very handsome face was actually flushed.
Hey, the little boy actually blushed!!
This...... What's going on?!
Uncle Nine walked across from Ouyang Lei at this time, pushed Ouyang Lei, and said viciously: "You little fat man, don't you know that the little boy is a girl, did you ask that?!" ”
Uncle Jiu's words were like a thunderbolt from the sky, not only Ouyang Lei, but even Zhou Xiaolong's jaw was about to fall.
Xiao Tong is actually a girl, there are still girls in the world who look like this, even if Zhou Xiaolong opens his yin and yang eyes, he can't see that Xiao Tong is a girl!!
"I don't believe it," Ouyang Lei finally relieved himself now, he pointed to the little boy and said, "You are just afraid of asking God to come up, so you say that you are a girl, don't tease, you look better than my grandfather, you have the ability, you take off your pants and show me......"
As soon as Xiao Tong heard this, her movements were really fast, and she raised her leg and kicked under Ouyang Lei.
Zhou Xiaolong's hands were quick, and he hurriedly pulled Ouyang Lei back, so that he could dodge this broken son and grandson's foot.
"Master, look at it, he not only pretends to be a woman, but also kicks me, Master, help me beat him......" Ouyang Lei said angrily.
Zhou Xiaolong glanced at Xiao Tong's chest, it was all like this, could it really be a woman?!
Zhou Xiaolong couldn't guess whether Xiao Tong was a woman or not, anyway, Xiao Tong was unwilling to invite God to come up, this was already a fact.
"Don't make a fuss, Da Lei, it seems that only you are the most suitable......" Zhou Xiaolong said gloomily.
"Ah...... Why?!! Ouyang Lei shouted loudly.
"Ouyang Daoyou, it's better to have a way than to sit still," Xu Heping looked at Ouyang Lei, but said to Zhou Xiaolong, "Do you need me to do something?!" ”
Zhou Xiaolong didn't answer, but pulled Ouyang Lei towards the table of the altar, he picked up a piece of yellow rune paper, and dipped his fingers in some cinnabar sprinkled on the table.
Zhou Xiaolong turned around and said to everyone: "I'll draw a magic rune, and stick it on Ouyang Lei's head later, whether it can work or not depends on luck......"
Please runes, so which god are you going to ask for help?!
This question, everyone was very curious, and they didn't wait for everyone to ask, and then, while drawing talismans, Zhou Xiaolong told everyone an allusion, which made everyone's hearts tremble-
It is said that in the Tang Dynasty, there was a person named Wei Peng, who loved riding and archery and food, not only liked to catch birds and beasts to cook and eat, but also snakes, scorpions, earthworms and the like, he would not let go when he saw it.
Isn't there a word called gluttony now, it seems that this Wei Peng is a glutton.
One night, Wei Peng was walking in the capital, and he had already played the "dusk drum", and the curfew was about to begin.
Wei Peng was looking for a place to spend the night, when he suddenly saw a family on the side of the street, carrying luggage out.
Wei Peng took the opportunity to go to ask for accommodation, and the host said that his neighbor had a funeral, and people in the past should "take precautions".
It is said that the appearance of evil ghosts is very scary, and he often comes to other people's houses to make trouble, and when he enters the door, he will hurt his master and domestic animals, so he sends his family members to the homes of relatives and friends to avoid them.
Wei Huang was bold, and he said to the man that as long as he could spend the night here, there would be no other worries, he would deal with the demons, and he just wanted to taste the demons......
(End of chapter)