"Pit baby, you give me!"

"I said that a good beauty fruit can beautify one of my facial features, but where have I changed, why haven't I seen it?"

"It's a shame that I tried my beauty, but in the end, nothing has changed, you are so fake, won't your conscience hurt?"

When he got up early in the morning, Wang Chen went to the bathroom to look in the mirror, but no matter how he looked, he didn't find that his facial features had become better-looking, and he suddenly became angry.

But what he is angry about is not that his facial features have not changed, after all, he feels that his face is handsome enough, although this is a pure natural plastic surgery, without side effects, but it is also "plastic surgery", he still likes natural beauty.

Ahem, he's so hypocritical, so stinky.

What he is really angry about is that if the beauty fruit is not as effective as the baby said, then his fortune plan will be stillborn before it is born, and it also means that many of the plans he made based on the beauty fruit have also been aborted.

His grandmother had been pondering for days.

Die before you get out of the school, is there any!

"When you take the beauty fruit, your body has already adapted to the new face, and of course you can't see it." The baby couldn't bear Wang Chen's chatter anymore, and said speechlessly: "And the beauty you think is not true beauty, only the recognition of others, you just know if you ask others." ”

Hearing the baby say this, Wang Chen lost a lot of anger and asked, "Then you at least tell me where the changes have been, right?" ”

"Eyes!" The baby replied, and then warned solemnly: "Host, this baby emphasizes one last time, please don't question the efficacy of the Desire Fruit, the power of the Desire Artifact is unimaginable to you, a mere human being." And next time, this baby has the right to take back everything that the goddess of desire has given you, don't think that this baby is alarmist, don't believe it, you can try. Remember, Goddess of Desire, it's not for you to blaspheme. ”

It is rare to see the baby so serious, Wang Chen is a little weak-hearted.

Although I don't believe that the baby really has the ability to take everything, after all, he is the real owner of the desire artifact, but he is not afraid of 10,000, he is afraid of what if, he is not stupid enough to experiment with this, so he said haha: "When did I blaspheme the goddess of desire, don't go online." I'm not just complaining, as for being so serious, I don't have any humor at all, okay, okay, I won't make this kind of joke with you in the future. ”

The baby's signature sneered: "Hehe~"

Ignoring this stingy guy anymore, Wang Chen saw Bai Xue coming over, and hurriedly asked expectantly: "Goblin, look at my face, is there any change?" ”

Bai Xue was stunned by his question, rubbed her eyes, looked at his face for two seconds, and then pushed him away and walked into the bathroom, and said with a sigh: "The eye feces are not clean, disgusting." ”

Please, can you get to the point?

Am I going to let you see me?

I'm asking you to see if I'm getting handsome, okay?

Wang Chen: "......"

But then again, I remember that I wiped my face, how can I still have eye droppings.

Wang Chen wiped the corners of his eyes with the back of his hand, holding the grass, it was really ......

"Son, get up, go upstairs and tell Xiaoxue to get up, let her finish eating and then go to sleep." Seeing her son go downstairs, Yan Xiumei instructed while cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks.

"Goblin, go downstairs and eat!" Wang Chen shouted loudly, Quan Dang went upstairs and shouted, and immediately asked his mother: "Mom, look at me, is there something different?" ”

"No matter how different it is, it's my son." Yan Xiumei said perfunctorily.

"Mom, I didn't mess with you, you take a closer look." Wang Chen pointed to his eyes, reminding not to be too obvious.

"What, I didn't sleep well last night? But there's no dark circles under your eyes, huh? Yan Xiumei took a closer look.

"Mom, I didn't mean that." Wang Chen was about to cry, worthy of being sisters, and his mother and goblin couldn't grasp the point.

"Forget it, I won't ask you, Dad, you say." Wang Chen turned his head to look at his father.

Wang Jianye glanced at his son and put his gaze back on the newspaper, and reprimanded: "What an adult, don't be like a child all day, hurry up and sit down to eat." ”

Wang Chen, heart pawn!

I really picked it up from the garbage heap, which is too much attention to myself!

At this time, Yan Xiumei was shocked: "Hey, Lao Wang, don't say it, my son's eyes are indeed different." ”

Wang Chen almost burst into tears, this is his own mother, and said excitedly: "What's the difference?" ”

"It seems to be more godly, I can't say well, anyway, it's just different from before." Speaking of this, Yan Xiumei smiled: "Sure enough, it's my son, follow me." ”

Well, that's a bit of a boast.

"Okay, you two are in the morning, can you keep a low profile." Lao Wang Yun said lightly: "If you want to follow me, follow me." ”

Wang Chen: "......"

Yan Xiumei: "......"

……

After breakfast, Bai Xue continued to go upstairs to catch up on sleep, normally her parents waited for a while before going to work, but today Lao Wang left early for the first time and went out with Xiao Wang.

On the way, Lao Wang asked, "What time can I check the results today?" ”

It turned out to be for this.

Xiao Wang understood and replied: "It should be checked at 11 o'clock, what's the matter, I'm afraid that I will fail the test?" ”

"What are so many words, if you fail the test, see what I will clean you up." Lao Wang glared at Xiao Wang, and then rode away in the direction of the school.

"Obviously cares about me, but you still have to be duplicitous, is it like this when you are a father?" Xiao Wang was dissatisfied: "Hmph, when I have a child, it won't be like this." ”

……

Nearly 11 o'clock, the office of the language group of the suburban middle school.

"Lao Wang, I heard that you have the results of the college entrance examination today, have you checked it?" The colleague who came back from class saw Wang Jianye sitting at his desk staring at the desk with a nervous expression, and said with a smile: "Lao Wang, you won't dare to check, right?" Didn't your son get a perfect score in the mock exam last time, and this time he definitely did well, what are you afraid of? ”

Other colleagues also hurriedly coaxed, curious about how Lao Wang's son did in the exam.

At this time, Liu Hongbin's yin and yang strange voice interjected very inappropriately.

"It's normal for Lao Wang to be afraid, after all, didn't his son fail the exam last year! And they all said that they got a full score in the test, who knows if it's true or fake, what if it's copied? ”

The rest of the teachers in the office were a little angry when they heard this, they knew that Liu Hongbin usually didn't deal with Wang Jianye, but they couldn't say such things now!

"I said Lao Liu, how can you speak, if you can't speak, just keep your mouth shut, don't talk nonsense." The colleague who spoke before had a good relationship with Wang Jianye, and he was suddenly unhappy.

"Huang Guozhong, I didn't target Lao Wang, I just told the truth. His son's previous grades, everyone knows, how can he be so good in the exam all at once, if he really has that ability, can that happen last year, I said copying, it's not impossible, Lao Wang should also be like a mirror in his heart, or he is afraid of something. Liu Hongbin sneered.

"Copy it for you, can you copy it for full marks? Don't say that grapes are sour if you can't eat them. Huang Guozhong said disdainfully.

"I can't do such a thing." Liu Hongbin pouted: "Let's just say that my son, this year's college entrance examination, usually the score has been about 630, today I checked, the test scored 650 points, although it is an extraordinary performance, but it only increased by 20 points, in a reasonable range, and his son, last year even one was enough to choke, how can it be a year, on the mock exam full score, who can believe it?" I don't believe it anyway. ”