Chapter 1: A Pit Baby Falls from the Sky!

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It has been 22 days since the end of the college entrance examination.

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At 3 o'clock in the morning on July 1, Linchuan County, the roof of the Feiyue Internet café.

Wang Chen sat on the edge of the roof, his feet dangling in the air, holding a cigarette in one hand and canned beer in the other, looking up at the sky.

The moonlight sprinkled on his face, only reflecting the haggard and confused.

Beside him, seven or eight flattened cans of beer and cigarette butts were scattered all over the floor.

"This dog's life, the fat man is no longer serving!"

After half a ring, Wang Chen snuffed out the cigarette butt fiercely, poured another sip of beer, and then mustered up the courage to stagger to his feet.

He wanted to commit suicide by jumping off a building,

End this fucking life!

But when he looked down, a strong sense of vertigo and fear washed away his newly mustered courage.

He was afraid of heights......

"Damn, even if the fat man dies, he will be a full ghost!"

Making a perfect excuse for his timidity, Wang Chen sat down again, picked up the cold beef pie, and devoured it.

This is the middle-aged couple at the school gate who is known as the "Condor Heroes" sells beef pies, the skin is thin and filling, the price is low, for him who is 1.75 meters tall but weighs 200 pounds, it is the best choice to feed his stomach.

As for the taste, whether the meat is good or not, whether it is gutter oil or not, is not in his consideration at all.

And I've been eating it for three years, and it's too late to think about it now......

After he eliminated eight beef pies, the noise downstairs caught his attention.

"What do you want me to do to forgive me?"

"Unless pie falls from the sky, my aunt and grandmother will split up with you today!"

It was a young couple who had just come out of an Internet café and were breaking up for some reason.

Wang Chen looked at the beef pie he had just bitten in his hand, and then looked at the little couple downstairs, hesitated, and threw the pie down.

Smack!

Looking at the pie that fell at his feet, the man was stunned, and the woman was also stunned.

The two subconsciously raised their heads, and by the bright moonlight, they saw Wang Chen on the roof of the building.

"Don't thank me, I know I'm a good person!" Wang Chen shouted with the strength of the wine.

"Silly Bi!"

"I want you to be nosy!"

The little couple gave him a middle finger in unison, and then turned to leave, leaving Wang Chen with a glue-like back.

This Nima was scolded for doing good deeds......

"God, God is jealous!"

Wang Chen looked at the sky with grief and indignation.

Suddenly, a streamer of light fell from the sky and smashed on his head.

"Oh, I'll go!"

Wang Chen bared his teeth in pain.

But at this moment, a voice suddenly exploded in his head.

"Begin to confess the Lord!"

"Bind successfully!"

"Officially activated!"

What was that?

Wang Chen was shocked!

But then the excitement came!

As a purebred otaku fat man in the 21st century, he has explained everything that can attract the interest of otaku on the Internet.

Recognize, bind, activate, such a familiar vocabulary......

Won't he be favored by the system like the protagonist of Niu Break in the online novel, and then Diao Silk counterattacked, beat all walks of life, married beautiful young ladies, and walked to the pinnacle of life from then on, living a happy life without shame and impatience, right?

But that's all false!

Don't look at his house, but he can still distinguish between reality and illusion.

Could it be that I drank too much and had hallucinations?

"The host didn't drink much, this baby is an artifact fabricated by the goddess of desire, not a system, but an artifact of desire!"

"Who...... Who's talking? The fat man is a person who wants to die, so scare me and give me! Wang Chen jumped up and looked around in horror, like a fat man with sharp skills.

"Don't get excited, this baby can't be embodied in front of you for the time being, but it really exists in your mind!"

After the desire artifact that called himself "this baby" was clicked, Wang Chen was convinced that he had won the lottery, and it was still a special jackpot.

This is a miracle for him who has won ten dollars at most!

Could it be that if you don't die in a great disaster, you will have a blessing?

Wang Chen couldn't wait to ask, "So, can you satisfy all my desires?" ”

"Theoretically, yes!"

"So what are you waiting for, come on?"

"Host sure?"

"The fat man is so special!" He has lived for 19 years, and Wang Chen has never been so sure.

"In the vast planet and the vast creatures, you are lucky to be favored by the goddess of desire. Therefore, this baby draws on those so-called systems and gives you a newbie gift package to help you realize a desire for free! ”

Wang Chen was excited again, but before he could say what he wanted, the voice of the machine spirit baby continued to sound.

"When this baby came, it was detected that the host had the desire to jump off the building to commit suicide, and this baby will help you realize this desire now!"

"Why don't you wait...... you're holding the grass......"

Before he could stop it, his round body fell from the roof of the building, free...... Soar.

Smack!

Wang Chen fell heavily to the ground.

It's really a dog, where is this a blessing, it's clearly a disaster!

When the last thought flashed, Wang Chen completely lost consciousness.

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The next day, the media in Linchuan County and Jiang Province made headlines on the front page of the news about him.

"Wang, a junior high school student, lost the college entrance examination and went insane, so he jumped from a tall building and chose to commit suicide! 》

"Linchuan County candidate Wang couldn't bear the blow of failing the college entrance examination, jumped off the building and committed suicide, scribbling to end his short life! 》

"Wang jumped off the building and committed suicide, is this the fragility of human nature, or the drawbacks of the college entrance examination system? 》

……

There are also tabloids that read:

"Breaking the news: Wang jumped off the building and committed suicide There is another truth! 》

"On the eve of the college entrance examination, Wang confessed to the school flower in public, but was ruthlessly rejected, resulting in the failure of the college entrance examination, and finally heartbroken and committed suicide for love! 》

"Lessons from the past of fat friends: beauties are precious, and life is more valuable! 》

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For a time, Wang Chen became a celebrity in Linchuan County and even Jiang Province, and all kinds of information were picked up, which can be described as a jump to fame!

But he didn't know any of this, because he was lying in the intensive care ward of Jiangcheng People's Hospital, covered in bandages and unconscious.

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Ten months later, Jiangcheng No. 1 High School, Class 12 of the third year of high school.

"Students, there are less than two months left before the college entrance examination, and in the face of the first turning point in your life, the teacher hopes that you can calm down and review well, do not live up to your parents' expectations, and do not let yourself regret it in the future!"

Approaching the college entrance examination, the head teacher Li Hong encouraged his students as usual: "Of course, you don't have too much pressure, you must learn to regulate your psychology, don't be like the candidate in Linchuan County last year, who committed suicide by jumping off the building when he played abnormally, which not only harmed himself, but also caused great harm to his family......

As soon as the head teacher left, the classroom suddenly buzzed.

"Cut, these days, Mr. Li enlightens us about this, I really think that we are also like that stupid fork with glass hearts, and our ears are about to grind out calluses!"

"And I heard that the truth is not like this, it seems that the confession before the college entrance examination was rejected, which led to the failure of the college entrance examination, and it was suicide for love!"

"Fart, my cousin is in the same class as that product, I heard my cousin say that the goods are surnamed Wang, he is fat and ugly, and his family has no money, but he doesn't know whether he is alive or dead to confess to the school flower of their school, this is not his own death, I think it is psychologically distorted and perverted!"

“……”

After a while, Li Hong led a handsome boy back to the classroom.

"Everyone, be quiet, this is a new transfer student from our class, everyone welcomes new students!" Li Hong knocked on the table and said symbolically: "You can also introduce yourself!" ”

The Qingxiu boy nodded, then looked at his classmates who were looking at him with curiosity, and said with a slight smile: "Hello everyone, my name is Wang Chen, Wang is the king of the old king next door, Chen is the sun and the moon and the stars, although I can only get along with you for two months, but I believe we can become very good friends." ”

This new classmate is quite funny!

Looking at this thin, tall, and handsome new classmate, everyone has a good impression of him.

However, Wang Chen's next words made them stunned and stunned, and even the head teacher Li Hong was smiling.

"By the way, that stupid pervert you just talked about, well, it's me, but I have to correct it, I stumbled and fell downstairs, not suicide, and I didn't die, otherwise you wouldn't see me, right?"

Being pushed downstairs by a desire artifact shouldn't be considered suicide, right?

Murder at best!

Well, that's right!

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