"Senior brother", Qiao Hongliang got up from the corner seat and shouted to Wei Xian, who was looking around at the door.

"Senior brother, can you tell us the reason why your old clothes have changed to new clothes?"

When Wei Xian did this business, he thought that it would lead to trouble, after all, the ability of clean water to dye was too rebellious, and he directly washed the old clothes into new clothes. But he didn't think about how to deal with the troubles, because there are too many possible troubles, such as the country has taken a fancy to it, the local tyrants have taken a fancy to it, the official X generation has a fancy to the rich X generation, and so on.

No matter which one of the troubles appears, Wei Xian thinks that his small body can't bear it, so he can only see the moves.

Of course, Wei Xian is also confident because of the "red envelope". In addition, his file can withstand the inspection of the party/state, unless the party/country believes that there are immortals in this world, otherwise, even if the party/country investigates the fact that he wets the bed at the age of four, it will not be able to find out what is going on with the clean water.

"Heh", Wei Xian couldn't help laughing when he heard this question, and then quickly waved his hand to explain that he was not laughing at President Qiao, he was indeed not laughing at President Qiao, but President Qiao This question had long been in his expectation.

Wei Xian was going to take President Qiao to the "laundry room" for a trip, and his script was like this, "When I was working nearby, my hands were dirty, so I went to this pool to wash my hands, and accidentally fell into the pool, and then found that the clothes were actually brand new and dried directly."

If the other party continued to ask the reason, Wei Xian was ready to spread his hands and shrug his shoulders to say that he didn't know.

But Qiao Hongliang didn't follow the script, he also laughed after Wei Xian smiled "heh", "It's also unreasonable to eat eggs and ask which chicken is the one that lays eggs, so, senior brother, have you read the news about Yami?" ”

Wei Xian shook his head, where can I have time to watch the news!

"A batch of Yami's goods was seized by Luojun Customs, and the customs was ready to destroy it, but I can get that batch of goods, as long as the senior brother can launder this batch of goods, one piece is counted as 200, a total of 10,000 pieces."

Wei Xian's heartbeat suddenly accelerated, 2 million business!

The price of Adory's secret underwear series varies, and Qiao Hongliang dares to open a piece of 200, which shows that he earns more, but Wei Xian has no intention of raising the price again. He pondered for a while, the movement of "clean water" is a bit big, there are more lice and no itching, and there are more debts, so he earns the money first, and when the clean water is used up, he will say that the pool has lost its magical effect.

As for whether others believe it or not, Wei Xian himself believes it anyway.

Qiao Hongliang personally drove the goods over, and after hearing Wei Xian's invitation to go with him, the smile on Qiao Hongliang's face became even brighter, but when he arrived at the ground, he looked confused.

"President, don't just stand still, help."

"Help?" Qiao Hongliang looked at the barren place with a congested face, "You are a black workshop", Qiao Hongliang shouted sadly and angrily.

"Come on, you, hurry up." Wei Xian said with a disgusted expression.

Seeing Wei Xian put the unpacked clothes into the plastic basket, then tied the basket with a rope and then kicked the basket into the pool with his feet roughly, and pulled the rope hard to pull the basket out of the pool in the blink of an eye, Qiao Hongliang looked confused again.

Qiao Hongliang rubbed his eyes, squatted down and put his hand into the pool, his hand was wet in the water, but after leaving the water, his hand was dry, so amazing!

Qiao Hongliang stretched out his hand, pulled his hand, stretched out his hand, pulled his hand, and had a good time, and only came back to his senses after being yelled at by Wei Xian, and then asked stupidly, "It's that simple?" ”

"How complicated do you think?"

"You said that you accidentally discovered this magical pool, I don't believe it, but you must believe it yourself, so, how long can this pool last magically?" Qiao Hongliang looked at me a lot, and it was difficult to lie to me.

"It should take enough time to make all your clothes look new."

Qiao Hong smiled, "So, just once?" ”

"Hey, look at the character."

Qiao Hongliang nodded, "Indeed, it depends on the character."

Wei Xian endured it and asked, "Are you sure you understand what it means to look at character?" ”

Qiao Hongliang pursed his lips and thought to himself, "Why don't you first determine if I'm worth cooperating?" You still need to ask", so instead of answering, he pointed to his head and then to Wei Xian.

Wei Xian was depressed, he didn't know what this meant.

When all the goods were loaded into the car, Wei Xian asked, "How much do you earn?" ”

Qiao Hongliang climbed into the cab, and after the car drove out for a while, his hand stretched out from the window, and his five fingers spread out and waved towards Wei Xian.

"Five million? Did you earn it alone? Wei Xian jumped to his feet and shouted.

"Of course." The human voice disappeared along with the sound of the car.

"Poof", Wei Xian laughed out loud, the reason for laughing was that he and Qiao Hongliang were actually not very city people, but they wanted to stage a plot of "we are very social", but in fact, if you think about it carefully, both of them are very clumsy, and they are both social rookies!

In any case, the matter of purifying clear water has come to an end here, and Qiao Hongliang, a low-key X generation, is estimated to have no consequences; Of course, even if there is trouble, Wei Xian still adopts the strategy of soldiers to block and flood the earth.

"Ding", when you return to school from the unfinished real estate, you will receive a text message notification.

Qiao Hongliang's transfer speed was really fast, Wei Xian clicked on the text message after giving Qiao Hongliang a like, and then looked at the group of numbers in a daze, "Half a bottle earns 570,000, half a bottle earns 2 million, a loser."

When the joy of the huge amount of money is still coming, the amount of red envelopes is entered.

Red Envelope Initiator: Miaoshou Xingjun.

Red envelope message: Those who steal the hook will be punished, and those who steal the country will be punished.

Total amount: 50 stealing points.

Number of red packets: 3.

The current is: Fight for luck.

Group size: random.

End time until red envelope: 00:59:59

"Whispering: Made by the Wonderful Hand Star Monarch. If there is stealing, the star will bless it. ”

Miaoshou Xingjun, commonly known as "thief immortal", position: thief department. Pickpockets, robbers, robbers, and so on are all protected by it.

One of the reasons why Wei Xian made money was to build a "scene house", and he thought that if he "stole" the red envelope of the table god, he would first arrange a "counter-devouring" scene, and the attention aroused would be eliminated. Of course, the backlash triggered by each red envelope is different, and Wei Xian can only speculate with his brain holes, and then establish the scene.

Wei Xian is ready to set up a scene of "Bus X Han" and steal the red envelope of "Thief Immortal".

The place where Wei Xian chose to arrange the "Bus X Han" scene is still the unfinished real estate area, that is, the single-courtyard with a swimming pool.

Time relationship, the scene layout is not very perfect, 27 model dummies are wearing clothes and trousers and horse clips standing in the house, and horse clips are the kind of pocket thieves. Wei Xian, who was so panicked, deliberately took out 100,000 yuan, and each dummy was loaded with a few thousand yuan, but not just one pocket, all pockets were stuffed with money, even shoes and socks.

The backlash will double the time, and Wei Xian prepares so many pockets and puts money all over the dummy, just to avoid the situation that the time is not up and the money is stolen.

End time from red envelope: 00:00:00.

Once born and twice matured, Wei Xian calmly accepted the situation that he was sober-minded but his body was dominated, but this time his body did not move. Wei Xian remembered the red envelope's introduction to "stealing", "Once there is stealing, the star monarch will bless him", so did his body not move because he had no idea of stealing?

So if there had been no idea of stealing, this backlash would not have happened? Or will the backlash be hidden, and when he has the idea of stealing one day, it will explode?

Wei Xian didn't dare to guarantee that he would never have the idea of stealing, he had such bad thoughts many times when he was working part-time, but he didn't put it into action.

In order to prevent future troubles, Wei Xian stared at the pocket of the dummy next to him and had the idea of "stealing", his body quickly slid to the side of the dummy like a snake, the blade of his right hand cut the pocket lightly, and the left hand accurately clamped the coin and pulled it out, and the stealing action was done in one go, and it took no more than a second before and after.

"Where's the blade?" Wei Xian looked at his right hand in surprise, he didn't remember that he had prepared a blade!

Wei Xian's pocket is not enough after all, what he stole this time is 50 points of stealing, 50 points do not represent 50 minutes but 5 minutes, and tripling is 15 minutes. But don't think 15 minutes is enough, even if it takes a little more time to steal a dummy from the soles or money hidden in the shoes, it will only take 20 seconds to steal a dummy.

Stealing 27 dummies takes 540 seconds, or 9 minutes, and there are still 6 minutes left to steal anything. So, Wei Xian saw that his hand touched his mobile phone, clicked on the text message, and entered lines of words very quickly.

Hello, here's the thing.

I am Wei Xian, the head of the Ming Dynasty, I just escaped from the knife of the Ming Emperor Zhenzhen, and now I have lost contact with my godsons, one is penniless, I entered a phone number randomly, and I found you. It's really fate. Can you give me 1000 bucks? When my godsons get in touch with me, I'll ask them to send you the jade seal of the country, can you help me?

My account number is XX.......

Hello, here's the thing.

I'm star Wu XX, I'm filming in the mountains, there is a martial arts scene, and I was beaten .......

Hello, here's the thing.

I am Yue XX, the hero of the anti-Japanese war, and I am being chased and killed by the Japanese .......

Number of students in elementary/junior/high school/university: about 550 students.

Number of part-time colleagues during high school/university: about 270.

The number of friends who met and re-met through classmates: about 700.

Number of friends who met and re-met through part-time colleagues: about 370.

Number of relatives of seven aunts and eight aunts: 96 people.

Number of siblings: 16.

The above is not a chat group, but a phone book.

Wei Xian's survival philosophy is "multiple friends and multiple roads, and the worst can also borrow a night", so no matter whether he will have the opportunity to meet in the future, he will find someone to ask for a phone after chatting for a few words, and slowly, he has saved so many phone numbers.

Therefore, in the remaining 6 minutes, he handwrote nearly 2,000 fraudulent text messages, not copying or sending them in groups, handwriting one by one, and sending them one after another.

Thanks to the five thousand years of my Great Xia Dynasty, there are many heroes, a lot of land, and outstanding people, otherwise, Wei Xian wants to make up so many celebrities, it is really enough.

"Yue XX anti-Japanese? Wei Xian, you are not only a dead eunuch but also an illiterate person. "A lesbian table that hasn't been in touch for a long time.

"Who is the Yehnara clan? Is it a Lala? Brother Xian, you really know my attributes", a former part-time female colleague who skips classes more than class.

"Brother Xian, you are short of money, you speak! What to text. "Some" is short of money, you talk" is on the lips but never lends money to the former friend.

"Ha, Wei Xian, you're good", President Qiao, who has a strange brain circuit.

Nearly 2,000 text messages were sent, and 1,562 returned, and the rest did not reply.

Wei Xian shuddered and turned off his mobile phone, and his reputation was wasted!

The index finger of his right hand was swollen like a walnut, and nearly 2,000 text messages were written by him, and his hand speed was extremely fast, and it was a blessing that he didn't write them alive.