Chapter Forty-Eight: One Trick Fresh, Eat All Over the World
Half of Yin Feng's hair has been burned, his hair is still dripping with water, and he doesn't know how to burn a cannon on his forehead, which looks as embarrassing as he is.
Hua Qianshu almost laughed out loud unkindly.
Qingyu and the others are also gloating in the kitchen, naturally they have to say something sour and salty.
And Yuqiu'er was kneeling on the ground crying and wiping her tears, with two eye-catching slap marks on her face, which were already red and swollen.
Yin Feng is a martial arts practitioner, and his hand strength is definitely not small.
"You little bitch, you dare to play tricks on me with that slut of Hua Qianshu. If I didn't peel off your skin today, I wouldn't be able to relieve this breath in my heart. ”
Yin Feng held a burning stick in his hand and pointed at the nose of the fish ball, and he was furious.
When Hua Qianshu heard this, the fire in his heart was rushing upward.
Three steps and two steps rushed in, picked up the scoop in the water tank next to him, scooped a scoop of water, and splashed it on Yin Feng's face.
"I'm clumsy and self-defeating, what do you do with a girl?
Yin Feng was stunned by the head-on, and when he saw that the person who came was Hua Qianshu, he was naturally not to be outdone, and threw away the burning stick, so he picked up a rolling pin from the side of the board.
"If he really hit the dog, the master came out. Today, the two of us will do a good job of settling this account. ”
If it is said that fighting, Hua Qianshu is not scared.
Those who rush are afraid of being stunned, those who are stunned are afraid of dying, and Hua Qianshu fights belongs to the kind of people who don't want to die.
Naturally, I can't take a kitchen knife or anything, and I turned my face to see a wooden-handled frying spoon on the stove next to me, and it looked like it should be quite handy, so I held it in my hand.
Yuwan'er was originally relieved to see Hua Qianshu come out for herself, but now she panicked when she saw that the two of them had all started a battle, like two fighting cocks.
She stood up and stopped in front of Hua Qianshu, and begged Yin Feng: "This matter has nothing to do with Aunt Hua, Aunt Yin Feng, if you are angry, you will beat me with two more sticks." ”
Hua Qianshu knew that Yin Feng had kung fu under her hands, and she had also seen her shine and move in the yard, beating a set of punches to the ground.
She was afraid that Yuku'er would suffer, so she quickly dragged her and dragged her aside: "This is a matter between the two of us, don't mix with you, little girl." ”
Yin Feng rolled up his sleeves: "The last time I saw you shoot, although it was a pretence, it should be more or less a practitioner." Isn't it just a member of the Hua family? They all say that I have itchy hands for a long time, so let you make three moves today, so as not to be said that I am a bully. ”
Hua Qianshu snorted coldly: "Yuqiu'er's face has been beaten like this by you, aren't you still called a bully? If you want to fight, you can fight, don't talk so much nonsense, you will have a good reputation if you beat someone." ”
"Okay!" Yin Feng gritted his teeth: "It's too narrow here, go out and fight, I won't subdue you once today, and let you run rampant in the Neon Dress Pavilion every day!"
Hua Qianshu also had itchy hands: "I've long seen that your mouth is not pleasing to the eye, so let's have a good time today, loosen your muscles and bones, and see if your skills are as powerful as your mouth." ”
The two made an appointment to go out, but the walnuts were scared to death, and their aunt was bluffing last time, and she didn't have a count in her heart?
In a panic, he chased after Hua Qianshu to persuade him.
And Qingyu and the others were inexplicably excited when they saw a good show, and they just hated to wave the flag and shout cheers, and fanned the flames.
Before and after leaving the kitchen, there was a group of people chasing behind him, but it was very similar to the style of a generation of martial arts masters.
The two glanced at each other, exchanged glances, and entered the courtyard of Hua Qianshu as if they had a heart, and then closed the courtyard door with a "bang" left and right, isolating everyone from the courtyard.
In a hurry, the fish balls and walnuts slapped the door directly, and pulled the crack in the door: "Auntie, aunt!"
Yin Feng snorted coldly: "Okay, don't scratch your hair and scratch your face like a shrew." ”
Hua Qianshu shook his wrist, and he had already itched. She couldn't wait to find out, according to her current skills, what kind of number could she count? If she couldn't even do this bit of Yin Feng's fist embroidery legs, Liu Jiangquan thought to herself, and he might not be his opponent after practicing for another twenty years.
"What if I only have these two tricks?"
Yin Feng pouted: "Can you not be so shameless, I have been paying attention to your kung fu for a long time." I just don't want those eight women outside the door to run to Yan Pozi to complain, saying that you and I are fighting and causing trouble for yourself. ”
Hua Qianshu sighed: "What you said also makes sense, then I won't use these two tricks and use the third trick instead." ”
"What's your third trick? Pick your eyes? That's it. ”
Hua Qianshu shook his head solemnly: "No, it should have a tall name, called four or two thousand catties, or over-the-shoulder fall." ”
Yin Feng seemed to hear something very funny: "You fell over the shoulder?"
Hua Qianshu gritted his teeth and smiled nonchalantly: "Let the horse come over." ”
Yin Feng was already eager to try, and when he opened the battle, he rushed towards Hua Qianshu like the wind.
Hua Qianshu was not in a hurry or panic, his body had not yet shown his move when Yin Feng had already rushed to him, and seeing that Yin Feng's palm had slapped towards his heart, he raised his hand and grabbed Yin Feng's wrist like electricity, turned around, took advantage of the momentum, and fell beautifully over the shoulder.
Yin Feng was not prepared in advance, and he was too light on the enemy, so this time he fell firmly, and his butt hit the ground first.
She even lay on the ground and was stunned for a moment before she came to her senses, and a perfect carp stood up.
"I didn't see it, I really have the ability to bite the three axes of Jin. ”
She was much more cautious this time, but Hua Qianshu was standing there, motionless, and she couldn't see any flaws.
The second time I rushed up, it was another over-the-shoulder fall.
The third time, it was an over-the-shoulder fall.
Fourth, still.
Yin Feng was stunned, she was obviously trying her best to avoid Hua Qianshu's hands, but she was always with her, no matter what move she had, she could easily resolve it with this move.
"Is that all you have to do?" she cried out angrily, holding her waist.
Hua Qianshu smiled "hee-hee": "One trick is fresh all over the world, but I will make three moves, scratch my hair and scratch my face and fall over my shoulder." If you want to try it, I can let you try it. ”
Outside the courtyard, Yuqiu'er couldn't see the crack in the door, so she jumped in a hurry, and slapped the door with a "bang": "Aunt Yinfeng, Aunt Hua, stop quickly, Mama Yan is coming soon." ”
How could Qingyu let go of such a good opportunity to fall into the well, and secretly sent someone to call Yan Mama over.
As soon as Mama Yan heard that Hua Qianshu was making trouble again, her spirit immediately came up, and she ran over in a hurry after the little girl. Lu chai's stick-like body swayed in loose clothes.
"Hua Qianshu, open the door immediately, otherwise, I will definitely not be polite! The old lady has just taught a lesson on her front foot, and when she turned around, you two were so bold that you two actually started to move? It is simply lawless. ”