Chapter 674: Pretending to be tender
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"You are embarrassed by a strong man...... Nie Canglong's face turned black at that time, "Let me tell you, do you know that you are delusional?" ”
"Hmph......" Sister Bai smiled coldly, "In this case, I will treasure that video by myself, and when I have nothing to do, I will turn it out and look at it, it seems that it can also comfort my hungry soul......"
"You ......" Nie Canglong's face was as black as the bottom of the pot at that time, "Let me tell you, you are trying to blackmail me, do you know??" You are an ordinary little mortal, you dare to blackmail a land immortal, you are finished, do you know? ? ”
"Hmph......" Sister Bai smiled coldly, "What's wrong with me going to be blackmailed??" I'm not afraid to tell you that this video, not only for myself, but also for Yuan Da Xian, for Sister Feng, for Sister Xiaohua'er, and then the four of us will form a discussion group, so that we can evaluate someone's sassy and heroic appearance......"
"Very good, very good, you have successfully me off......" Nie Canglong laughed angrily, his fists clenched, "You will pay the price, you will pay the most painful price......"
"What??" Sister Bai immediately became vigilant, "Why do you still want to beat me??" I can tell you, a man who beats a woman is not a good man......"
"Isn't it just watching??" Nie Canglong smiled coldly, "What's the big deal?" You can form a discussion group, or I can form a discussion group, and the first member is your daughter, my lovely second apprentice......"
"You ......" Sister Bai's face changed at that time, "You beast, you well-dressed beast......"
"I'll count now, if you haven't deleted the video by the time I count to three, then don't blame me......" Nie Canglong said with a sneer.
"You are despicable, you are shameless, you are like this??" Sister Bai glared at the man. Said.
"Hmph......" Nie Canglong smiled coldly, "I don't have the time to quarrel with you, I'm going to count ...... now"
"Little Green Snake, I misread you......" Sister Bai gritted her teeth and glared at the man angrily, "You are so disappointing, you shameless clothed beast ......"
"Second ......" Nie Canglong lightly spit out a number.
"You haven't counted one yet...... Sister Bai glared at the man angrily, "You are despicable, you are shameless, your words don't count......"
"One is the number in my heart......" Nie Canglong smiled faintly, "I'm about to count three in my heart, are you ready?" ”
"You count...... Sister Bai breathed a sigh of relief, "if you want to count." Just count it......"
"Three ......" Nie Canglong lightly spit out a number, "Have you thought about it?" ”
"Think about it......" Sister Bai nodded lightly, "There is another person in our discussion group, and it is my cutest baby girl......
"You ......" Nie Canglong's face darkened at that time, "Hello ......" snorted heavily, and went into the wooden house.
"It's a little like that, you dare to blackmail your sister ......" Sister Bai couldn't help but pout, and also followed up in the wooden house, the video. It has to be shared by everyone to be interesting, and she must discuss the development of the plot with Yuan Siyu.
"What kind of world is this??" Although Zhang Wenge was cutting pork, he listened to the conversation between the two clearly, and couldn't help but sigh. "How did this woman become so ......?"
"How about that??" Daoist Yunzhongzi appeared behind Zhang Wenge, "You, you have really lived for so many years in vain......
"Yes, yes, it's better for you to be well-informed...... Zhang Wenge glanced at Yun Zhongzi. Said angrily.
"Although human beings are small, the heart of pursuing Aiqing is as precious as ...... immortals" in the hands of the Taoist head of Yunzhongzi. I don't know when there was an extra long sword, "How is it??" Do you need me to help you?? ”
"That dare is ......" Zhang Wenge smiled faintly, "But your sword looks so beautiful, if it is used to cut meat, it seems to be a bit ruined......"
"Whether it's a knife or a sword, it's just a tool after all, and Lao Dao is not a sword immortal, so he doesn't take this seriously, just make another one if it's broken......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang smiled faintly, his body moved, and the sword in his hand flashed out a sword light, shining on the huge pig.
The sword light was extremely sharp, and with each flash of sword light, a large piece of pork fell off the pig's body and landed on the huge pigskin.
"Awesome...... Zhang Wenge raised his thumb up at Yunzhongzi Daoist, "If I had such a sharp weapon, this pig demon would have been shaved clean a long time ago......"
"Are you going to say that??" Yunzhongzi Daoist stopped the movement in his hand, and then turned over with his other hand, and a long sword appeared in his hand, this long sword was cold and shining, and it looked quite sharp, and he directly threw it to Zhang Wenge, "This sword belongs to you, although it is not easy to move, but it is still very easy to cut a demon beast that refines qi and transforms gods......"
"The demon beast that can slash and refine the spirit of gasification, this is already a sword......" Zhang Wenge caught the long sword, and couldn't help but be speechless.
"What is this?? Only a sword that can cut the land immortal can be regarded as a real sword......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Leader sighed and said.
"Is there a sheath??" Zhang Wenge was carrying the long sword, and he couldn't put it down, "Such a haode sword, you have to get a good sheath......"
"Refining it with your hands, consumables, how can you use the sheath......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist smiled faintly and said.
"No......" Zhang Wenge shook his head, "I heard that swords are psychic, maybe my sword has a spirit, I must get a good sheath for it, and I must not wronged it......"
"Hehe......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist laughed, "Spirits are all raised, if you really want it to be psychic, then you have to raise it, communicate with it, and wait for it to respond to you one day, this spirit will be considered raised......"
"Since the Dao Master knows how to make the sword psychic, why is he so uncherished? ? If the sword is raised out of the spirit, it will be of great use......" Zhang Wenge looked at the Daoist of Yunzhongzi with some puzzlement and said.
"I'm not cultivating the way of the sword, and cultivating the sword spirit is also messing with my mind, and it won't do me any good......" Yun Zhongzi Dao sighed, his figure flashed, and the sword light flickered. The flesh on the pig demon's body was completely cut off by him, leaving only a white skeleton.
"It's so powerful...... Zhang Wenge couldn't help but be speechless, "Except for Canglong, I really haven't seen someone as powerful as the Taoist ......"
"It's just a different guy, it's my unlucky apprentice, he just uses a long weapon, if he uses a sword or something, I'm afraid it's even sharper than me......," Daoist Yun Zhongzi said modestly.
"I will have to practice swords in the future...... Zhang Wenge sighed, stroked the body of the long sword, and said.
"The sword is sharp. But after all, it's a foreign object, like a dragon, and it rarely draws its sword now......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Leader sighed and said.
"It's ......" Zhang Wenge thought about it, and couldn't help but nodded, "When it comes to the realm of Canglong, the knife is no longer necessary......
"So, the sword is a foreign object, the most important thing. It's still our own strength......" Yun Zhongzi said earnestly.
"That Dao Chief...... Zhang Wenge glanced at Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief, and a wicked smile appeared on his face, "Since you already have such a high realm, then you will give us your foreign objects, right?" ”
"......" Yun Zhongzi's eyes widened at that time. This Cultural Revolution looks quite honest, but in fact, he is also a master who eats people and does not spit out bones.
"How??" Zhang Wenge looked at the old Taoist with a smile, "Foreign objects are all things that mess with the mind." It's harmful to the cultivation of the Dao Master......"
"Get out of ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Elder roared angrily, his eyes were almost protruding from his eye sockets, I am afraid that he has grown so big. I haven't opened my eyes so wide, which really makes this shameless thing angry.
"Look at your ......" Zhang Wenge smiled embarrassedly, "I'm doing this for your own good, how can you pay it back...... You've broken people's hearts......"
"The ...... surnamed Zhang" Yun Zhongzi pointed to Zhang Wenge's nose, "Lao Dao told you, Lao Dao told you well, if you dare to put a stinky fart again, Lao Dao will block your asshole ......"
"I won't say it, I won't say it, it's all my fault, it's all my fault, right??" Zhang Wenge was really angry when he saw that the Taoist of Yunzhongzi was really angry, and he made amends again and again at that time, "I don't speak through my brain, you don't care about villains, don't be like us......"
"I'm so angry, I'm really angry......" Yun Zhongzi Dao let out a long sigh of relief, turned around and walked towards the newlywed, "You still want to share my things??" I have apprentices, why should I give them to outsiders?? ”
"This old Taoist ......" Zhang Wenge couldn't help but shake his head, "It's really a violent temper, I can't even hear a joke......
"Old man......" A little boy didn't know when he appeared under Zhang Wenge's heels, looking up at Zhang Wenge pitifully with his little face.
"Uh......" Zhang Wenge was suddenly startled, looked down, and a pair of eyes widened at that time, "When did you come over??" "This kid has come to him, and he doesn't feel it at all, which is a red flag.
"I'm ......" the little boy was startled, and shrank back two steps, "I just came over ......"
"Oh......" Zhang Wenge blinked his eyes, bent down slightly, and looked into the little boy's eyes, "Did you call me just now?" ”
"Uh-huh...... the little boy nodded vigorously, "Grandpa......"
"Stop......" Zhang Wenge hurriedly stopped, "Don't call me grandpa......"
"Then ......," the little boy blinked, "and what should I call you?" ”
"Call my brother ......" Zhang Wenge pretended to be tender for the first time, and his old face couldn't help but turn a little red.
"But, you look like your grandfather, not like your brother at all......" The little boy was a little embarrassed, his brother was a little older than himself, and the person in front of him looked older than his father, how could he be called brother? ?
"Have you ever heard of the saying that people are not old??" Zhang Wenge looked at the little boy, his eyes were quite sincere, "Grandpa...... No, it's my brother, although he is not young, but grandpa...... Bah, my brother has a childlike heart, and this childlike heart is younger than yours......" As he spoke, he stretched out his finger and pointed to the little boy's heart.
"Brother??" The little boy called out to his brother with some hesitation.
"Yes......" Zhang Wenge nodded, "It's my brother......"
"Then ......" The little boy glanced at Zhang Wenge, and his eyes unconsciously looked towards the pork, "Can I eat meat??" ”
"Of course......" Zhang Wenge nodded very seriously, "But before I give you meat, you have to tell me what your name is......
"My name is Long Jiujiu......" the little boy winked. The figure involuntarily took two steps back, this old man ...... No, it's my brother, it can't be stealing children, right??
"You were born in September??" Zhang Wenge raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile.
"How do you know??" The little boy's eyes widened at that time, the cold hairs all over his body stood up, and his body involuntarily took a few steps back, looking at Zhang Wenge vigilantly. Grandma is right. Don't talk to strangers.
"Didn't you just say that? Your name is Long September, aren't you born in September? Beads of sweat appeared on Zhang Wenge's head at that time, and he dared to love this kid for thinking that he was stealing a child.
"Really??" The little boy thought about it, and it seemed that this was indeed the case, but he was vigilant, so he didn't dare to approach Zhang Wenge, whether he was stealing the child or not, what if he did? ?
"September......" Zhang Wenge didn't want to say anything more to this child, so he stretched out his hand. A piece of fat meat automatically flew into his hand, and then handed it to the little boy, "You hold this piece of meat......
"Grandpa Xiexie......" the little boy took the meat and thanked him. Then he ran away.
"This kid ......" Zhang Wenge's face darkened at that time, "You should say that Brother Xiexie ......"
But the little boy had already run away and ignored him.
"Now this kid is really getting more and more rude...... "Zhang Wenge muttered. I picked up a few pieces of good meat and started to cook dinner.
"Dad, can you rely on some score??" Zhang Xiaohuaer is not far from her father. The scene of the father and the little boy pretending to be tender was all in her eyes, and she couldn't help muttering at this time.
"What's wrong??" Zhang Wenge glared at his daughter, "Do you think you're a father??" ”
"No......" Zhang Xiaohua'er pouted, "I just think it's embarrassing for people to know what you did......"
"If it's embarrassing, don't recognize your father......" Zhang Wenge glanced at his daughter and said angrily.
"Look at what you said...... Zhang Xiaohua'er stomped her feet, "You're my father, let me tell you that you can't do it yet??" ”
"I said that your daughter ......" Zhang Wenge was lucky, "The son doesn't say anything about the father, even if the father does something wrong, it's not something you ......can say."
"Okay, okay......" Zhang Xiaohua'er pouted, "I won't say it, okay??" ”
"With my brother...... Bah, go cook with your father......" Zhang Wenge glared at his daughter, and ran towards the dining car.
"Yes, brother......" Zhang Xiaohuaer rolled her eyes and chased after her father to cook.
"Puff ......" Zhou Yunshu sat under the tree and cultivated, and when he heard the conversation between the father and daughter, he couldn't help laughing out loud, "How can there be such a shameless person in this world?" I really don't understand, I don't understand......"
"Okay, okay......" Zheng Dongfang carried the sword and ran over beautifully, "What's that, I just got eight Neidan, do you want one??" ”
"Nedan?? Can I eat it? Zhou Yunshu blinked his eyes and glanced at Zheng Dongfang, "Why did you think of me??" We don't have a friendship......"
"Look at what you said......" Zheng Dongfang glanced at Zhou Yunshu and sat down beside her, "Aren't you Canglong's apprentice??" This Neidan was all fought by your master, and with Neidan, of course we have to hold on to you......"
"This is also ......" Zhou Yunshu thought about it, and couldn't help but nodded, "My master beat it, of course it has to be my share......
"That's it......" As soon as Zheng Dongfang stretched out his hand, he revealed the seven inner pills in his palm, "There are a total of eight inner pills, seven land immortals, one refining qi and transforming gods, Xiao Baiding ate a land immortal, and this is the remaining six, your current strength is basically negligible, so I think it is more appropriate for you to eat refining qi and transforming gods......"
"weishenme can't give me a land immortal?? There are still six of these land immortals......" Zhou Yunshu glanced at Zheng Dongfang and said.
"Is this this??" Zheng Dongfang blinked his eyes, "You really plan to eat the Land Immortal's Inner Dan??" ”
"Isn't that Nedan?? What's the big deal?? Zhou Yunshu took a land immortal inner pill from Zheng Dongfang's hand and put it directly into his mouth.
"It has nothing to do with me, it has nothing to do with me...... Zheng Dongfang's face changed at that time, then he got up and ran away.
"Isn't that Nedan?? What's the big deal?? Zhou Yunshu pursed his lips, "Sister, it's better to continue cultivating, it's better to refine the inner pill ......" As he spoke, he continued to practice according to the exercises taught by the master.
Zhou Yunshu's qualifications are not very good, she has been cultivating for so long, and she doesn't even have a sense of qi, but when she eats this land immortal's inner pill, not only does she have a sense of qi, but the cultivation speed suddenly soars like a rocket, and an invisible momentum, like a training, emanates from her body, and it has become a veritable momentum like a rainbow.
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