Seventy-seven, the god fart is coming to sneak attack, don't squeeze if you don't fart
Rabbits, monkeys, and squirrels gathered around the bullbolt once again.
The monkey was very proud, and it seemed that the argument with the rabbit had just come to a conclusion.
"How? I'll just say that my grandmother was right, humans are evil animals. ”
The rabbit said: "Okay, even if you are right, but humans are simply idiots, if they want to catch us and say it, don't they know that we understand?" Besides, the movements of humans are too slow, they can't be compared with the snow fox on the other side, it is estimated that it is about the same as the snow silkworm at most, and there is no threat to us at all, and it is not as terrible as you say. ”
The monkey thought for a moment and said, "Maybe this guy has the lowest IQ and the slowest movement among human beings, and he will be eliminated by the laws of nature sooner or later, it's really pitiful." ”
Squirrel said, "Anyway, this guy is quite fun, we haven't had such fun in a long time, haven't we?" ”
The rabbit and monkey all smiled and nodded.
"Did you just see his expression, and the moment you threw yourself on the ground, it was ridiculous to me." The monkey scratched his ears and cheeks.
"I didn't mean it, I couldn't live for my own sin, I couldn't bear to look at it at the time, I covered my eyes with my claws and peeked through the cracks in my claws. It's really hard enough, it's really choking if he gets hit, you look at the pit under his ass. Squirrel said with some pride.
The three small animals are also boring, okay, after analyzing the cow bolt pillar, they ran to the big pit smashed by the cow bolt pillar and measured.
"It's half an arm's length of mine." Monkey Road.
"It's the size of ten holes in my ground." Rabbit Road.
"It's quite strong, maybe the main offensive weapon of humans is their ass." The squirrel scurried into the pit and analyzed.
"It's not logical, the butt is the place where the most flesh is, there are no fangs, no claws, and I've never heard of any animal hunting with its buttocks." The monkey shook its head and approached the buttocks of the bullbolt, and stretched out its paws to poke and pinch the buttocks of the bullbolt, as if a scientist were dissecting alien creatures.
It is undeniable that the buttocks of the bull bolt are still very warped, and they are very round and elastic, and the rabbit and squirrel have also come up to observe the human weapons up close, and the squirrel has played the game of bouncing nuts in the ass and has fun in it.
"Puff puff ......" Niu Bolt Pillar suddenly let out a stinky fart at this time.
It happened that the monkey's face was near the vent of the cow bolt column, and as soon as the fart came out, the monkey only felt that his head was dizzy, and he was dizzy without mental and physiological preparation, and the rabbit and squirrel were also smoked with meat and vegetables, and they all avoided far away from the monkey before they had time to save it.
The cow bolt, who had obviously fainted, sat up suddenly, stretched out his hand and grabbed the fainting monkey, untied his belt and tied the monkey to death.
"I'm plugging, this time I've made a fortune, this animal can actually speak human language, it's a pity to eat it, I will definitely be able to sell it for a good price after I go out, it's really lucky haode has nothing to say." Niu Shuzhu smiled excitedly.
Tying up the monkey, the ox looked again at the pine trees in the trees and the rabbits in the grass.
"Even if you two hide fast, you can't even dream of it, my killer weapon is not an ass but a fart, haha, this is the fate of underestimating my cow bolt, sooner or later you will both be caught by me, Lao Tzu still has a lot of unlearned skills." Cattle bolt pillar road.
"What do you want, let the monkey go, or we'll be rude to you." The pine tree in the tree threw another nut at the bull bolt post.
Niu Shuzhu, who had been on guard for a long time, dodged and dodged the nut attack, and said: "Oh, little one, if I can't get the two of you, I won't be able to mix, if you come down, you dare to smell my three gods, I will kneel on the ground and call you Dad." ”
"What a shame." The rabbit despises the bull bolt road.
The squirrel lazy wagyu bolted nonsense, it took out a large pile of nuts from its own tree hole and piled it on top of a large patch of lush leaves, shook its arms and said, "Zuihou asked you once, do you want to let the monkeys go?" ”
"Don't let go, don't let go of the killing!" Niu Zhuzhu said resolutely.
"Don't let me stone you." The squirrel's two small paws kept smashing the nut down on the bullbolt.
Niu Zhuzhu had suffered the loss of nuts, and knew that this squirrel was definitely stronger than a baseball pitcher, and he was ready to dodge. But he didn't expect the squirrel to move so fast, so fast that he could barely see the lines of the nuts, and after dodging the first few nuts, the bullbolt was hit by the nuts one after another, and he screamed in pain.
While the cow bolt was busy dodging the nuts, the rabbit came out of the hole and ran in the direction of the monkey, trying to take the opportunity to rescue the monkey, but the rabbit only hoped that everything was still in time, and the monkey had not been directly smoked to death by the fart.
"Oops, it's not that easy to save people." Niu Zhuzhu discovered the rabbit's intentions in time, and "poof" farted again.
Hearing the sound of a fart and seeing a cloud of yellow mist enveloping the range of the cow bolt pillar and the monkey, the rabbit stopped sharply and did not dare to approach.
The yellow mist slowly spread, and the rabbit couldn't help but retreat in horror; The yellow mist drifted away, and the squirrel gave up the attack and covered its nose and ran to the higher branches.
"Ahem......" Niu Zhuzhu was also choked by his own fart, so he could only hold his breath, even so, he still said unconvincedly: "How is it?" Come on, come here. ”
"Ahem......" The monkey was smoked and rolled his eyes and woke up, the most pitiful thing was him, who was killed and brought back to life by fart, and had no strength in his body, so he could only use his mana to protect his heart from poison gas.
"Help me......" the monkey shouted at the rabbit and squirrel.
"Don't speak, hold your breath, and we'll come when the gas clears." Rabbit Road.
Farts are gases after all, even if they are mixed with some solid ingredients, there are times when they dissipate and precipitate, and the funny thing is that the four guys on the scene all hope that the stinky farts will dissipate quickly, especially the suffocating cow bolts and monkeys.
After the poisonous gas dissipated and the feces fell to the ground, the squirrels and rabbits began to wait for the opportunity to rescue the monkeys again, and at this moment, there was no more way for the cow bolt pillar to do anything, and when it was in danger, he could only use his internal force on the buttocks muscle groups again, and let the true qi into stinky farts again.
The fart sounded, the squirrel and the rabbit retreated sharply, and the cow bolt and the monkey held their breath together, and the two sides were in a stalemate waiting for the filth to dissipate.
The farts were scattered, the squirrel rabbit continued to attack, and the cow bolt pillar continued to squeeze the fart with a strange expression.
This is a weird cycle, Niu Shuzhu already felt that his pants were a little falling, he was about to cry, he never thought that he would have such a day, he had to rely on desperate farts to be invincible, but this fart he has a number after all, Niu Shuzhu, who held his breath until his brain was deprived of oxygen, soon fell into the embarrassing situation of "fart to use the time to hate less".
Who TMD said that there is no fart squeezing to exercise, let him squeeze twenty farts to try, it's too sad! Niu Shuzhu cursed in his heart.
The weakness of the bull bolt pillar is not something that can be helped by being strong-willed, and it just can't deceive people, as the rhythm of the fart gradually changes from "oh oo" to "oooh" and "oo...... Wow ......", the rabbit and squirrel felt that victory was not far away.