After Gong Caicai said that he was not very interested in French food, the squad leader also said that he was not going to eat here at noon, because it was already embarrassing to come in and disturb him in the rain, how could he still eat with a cheeky face.

"And I have to go home to cook for Xiao Zhe," the squad leader looked at the time on his phone, "He just came back from his aunt's house yesterday, maybe he can't get used to eating his aunt's cooking, I think he is a little hungry and thin." ”

It's not that I'm hungry, but I'm forced by Uncle Fireball to wear a maid outfit and do some housework that I will never do at home! Bastard! Just let Shu Zhe dress up as a maid at home every day! At least help my sister brush the dishes!

"Xiao Zhe is finally willing to stay at home honestly during the Qixi Festival," the class leader talked about his younger brother who was always a little bit of a sideliner, "I heard that many of their classmates have asked girls to go out, and now the young people are ......"

The squad leader's tone seemed to be much older than Shu Zhe.

"Some time ago, I suspected that Xiao Zhe himself had a girlfriend, but recently I have observed, it seems that it is not like that, maybe it is my delusion."

You're right! Shu Zhe did break up with his girlfriend Xiaoli! And now he's someone else's girlfriend! You must never have imagined such a cheating thing!

The squad leader took out the mobile phone to see the time, and before he could put it back in his pocket, the mobile phone vibrate, and the squad leader changed the mobile phone to vibrate after entering the VIP building, probably because he felt that he was an uninvited guest, and he didn't want the mobile phone to ring to others.

"Hey, Xiaozhe? You're going out? "Wearing Pooh's denim shorts, the squad leader who stood up and walked to the window to answer the phone, his two long legs looked appetizing from behind (I was wrong).

"Isn't it with the girls, just with the boys? Want to wrap up the iPad you took home yesterday? Lunch also ate out? The squad leader breathed a sigh of relief, and then sighed again, such a long sigh reminded me of Li Qingzhao coming.

"Then you pay attention to safety, try to come back early, what do you want to eat for dinner?"

After asking Shu Zhe about his request for dinner, the squad leader hung up the phone and sat back on the sofa.

"Originally, I was going to call Caicai to my house and have lunch with me and Xiaozhe...... the squad leader said regretfully.

"I, I'm also going to learn how to cook from the squad leader......" Gong Caicai said weakly, "Compared to foreign food, I still prefer the squad leader's cooking......"

The squad leader's eyebrows jumped imperceptibly, and he said with an unnatural smile: "Caicai, if you come to my house, you will be a guest, how can you let the guests go down to the kitchen, you just have to wait patiently for me to finish the dishes......"

"Yes, yes?" Gong Caicai couldn't think of any reason to refute it.

"Pretty much." The squad leader turned his gaze away a little ashamedly.

What are you ashamed of, squad leader? Aren't you just worried about the clumsy Gong Caicai breaking all the dishes in your kitchen! Why don't guests need to go down to the kitchen? Obviously let Xiaoqin beat you, right? Squad leader, for the sake of the life safety of the plate, don't you plan to teach Gong Caicai to cook!

"Gong Caicai made a dish of scrambled eggs with tomatoes to break the dishes, converted into RMB, which is enough to order 5 braised beef rice."

This is a girl who has seen Gong Caicai's cooking, and the unanimous evaluation of Gong Caicai's cooking skills.

It is said that the dishes made by Gong Caicai are not unpalatable, at least at the level of home-cooking, and compared to the dark dishes made by Pooh under the command of Amy, it is not too much to say that they are delicious in the world (compared to the dark dishes I cook, they are also delicious in the world).

But in any case, if Gong Caicai cooks, the dishes will become consumables like oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and the "crackling" and "crackling" dishes that come out of the kitchen from time to time are really frightening.

"I'm sorry," Gong Caicai, who was dressed as a cook after marriage, looked at the kitchen full of fragments and the empty dining table with tears in her eyes, and said to her husband Daoqian who came home from work, "Dinner was ready, but I didn't hold it steady when I served it ......"

"What do you want!?" My husband tore off the tie around his neck and pounced, "I haven't had dinner after a hard day!" You can let me eat instead of dinner!" ”

"Please, please don't be here! Ahh ”

I accidentally got into the theater again, and Pooh started shaking his fingers in front of my eyes.

"Wow! Ye Lin seems to have a problem with his brain! It seems to be a 'brain absence discharge'! ”

"Nonsense!" I rebuked her, "It's just a little bit of a fugue for a while!" Didn't Einstein often perform intracerebral shiyan, too! I heard that the theory of relativity was developed by Einstein with Shiyan in his brain! ”

That's right! Shiyan is also a kind of brain theater in the final analysis, and if Einstein is an example, there is nothing to be ashamed of in my brain theater! Because without the theater in the brain, Einstein would not have developed the theory of relativity, without the theory of relativity, there would have been no atomic bomb, and without the atomic bomb, Japanese imperialism would not have surrendered under the bombing of the atomic bomb in advance. There is nothing wrong with the statement that the meaning of yin is strong, it is scientifically based!

"Really?" Pooh didn't believe in the theory of relativity, and he could figure it out just by thinking about it, "You don't lie to me, do you?" I heard that Einstein made more than 1,600 kinds of materials in order to make the incandescent lamp......"

"It was Edison who made the incandescent light! Don't be stupid because both of them have the surname 'love', so you can't tell the difference! ”

"What!?" Pooh was shocked, "So Edison's surname is 'love'? Isn't the first name of a foreigner the last name last? I thought he was related to Hans Christian Andersen! ”

I feel like I'm like the security guard at the gate of Qingzi School Park.,I'm about to be by Pooh and cry.。

Pooh's stupidity rarely amused Gong Caicai, "That, Pooh is so humorous." ”

Humorous fart! She just doesn't know how to learn! Last time, she also asked me what the relationship between Qi Baishi and King Qi Xuan was, and who was more powerful between Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide.

Qi Baishi has nothing to do with King Qi Xuan! King Qi Xuan's real name is Tian Pijiang, and he doesn't have the surname Qi at all! And Zhang Fei is Zhang Yide! Pooh, what about cross talk! Hurry up and join Deyun Club!

Listening to Gong Caicai say that he was humorous, Pooh was not ashamed to admit it.

"Of course! How could I not have known that it was Hans Christian Andersen who invented the light bulb...... No, Edison! I deliberately said something wrong, waiting for you to complain! ”

"By the way, squad leader, you said Shu Zhe brought home an iPad yesterday? You bought it for him? Aren't you worried about delaying his studies and don't approve of buying this kind of thing? ”

Because the class leader, as the head of the family of the left-behind children, is in charge of all the finances, he can afford to buy things like iPads compared to ordinary students who only have pocket money.

The squad leader said a little helplessly: "It was my uncle who sold it to Xiao Zhe, saying that he hadn't seen him for several years, so he gave him a gift, and said that he would let his aunt take me to buy shoes, but in fact, there is no need to spend money......

"Is it your uncle who can hunt?" Pooh asked excitedly, imitating a trigger pull.

"That's him," the squad leader bit his lip, "because he was unfortunately attacked by a bear and his right arm was disabled, so my uncle retired from the Forestry Bureau and went home early to recuperate." ”

"That's a shame!" Pooh made a look of annoyance, "I want to learn how to shoot with him!" ”

Pooh, you want to learn everything! Two days ago, I worshipped Xiaoqin as a teacher, but I couldn't learn Yin and Yang, and I barely learned Aunt Ren's broken bone flying kick and came back, and now I want to learn to shoot again...... Are you planning to make yourself a waste wood that has mastered all skills, but has mastered none of them?

"Xiong ......" heard that the squad leader's uncle was attacked by a bear, Gong Caicai's face turned pale, "The squad leader's uncle is so pitiful, I hope it will get better in the future, but what about Xiong Weishenme attacking people?" Are you hungry......

The squad leader sighed, Gong Caicai obviously didn't understand the cruelty of the wild animal Shijie, as long as he stepped into the territory of the black bear or disturbed its hibernation, he would be attacked mercilessly.

However, I think the main reason why Uncle Fireball was attacked was because he lost his hunter aura.

"Squad leader!" Pooh suddenly remembered something, "Did the bear that attack your uncle be killed by the hunters later?" ”

"Probably not, right?" The squad leader frowned, "Uncle didn't talk about it in detail, although the beasts that attack people generally have to be hunted so as not to form a habit......"

The cold word "hunting ......" seemed to hit Gong Caicai a lot, "Do you have to hunt it?" Is it okay to put it in the zoo? ”

"Cut! We're not so easy to hunt! Xiong Yaoyue said with a straw in her mouth that she found out of nowhere, "In the end, it's my own family, and now I must have been witty and hiding!" ”

The squad leader's face was very cold, as if she was at the scene in the forest area, she would never give the black bear a chance to attack her uncle, and now she has not given up hunting the black bear herself to avenge her uncle.

"Wow, squad leader, your expression is so scary!" Pooh gave a cold war and said, "I won't stop you if you want to hunt bears, but don't be mistaken, hunt me too!" ”

I grabbed the remote control on the coffee table casually, and pressed the turn button on the wall-mounted LCD TV.

"Let's not talk about this topic, it makes my scalp tense when I hear it, let's see what good TV there is!"

When Pooh first picked up the remote, I didn't take it too seriously, I didn't have the habit of watching TV, I didn't turn on the TV in the past few days, but I was playing the theater in my head, or playing with the iPad that Amy threw at me.

But as the TV screen turned from dark to bright, my heart suddenly raced, and I realized that there was a great crisis ahead.

Nima's TV has been transformed by Dr. Yu! I can receive a satellite adult station for free! Zuihou: The person who watched TV once was still Dr. Yu!

What's special is this the rhythm of watching ** with three girls!