Chapter 786: The Monkey and the Bear Play Basketball (Rolling All Over the Ground and Asking for Monthly Pass Recommendation Tickets)
After eating in the morning, Uncle Yun still put his rice bowl on the table, and then walked out of the courtyard with Xiaobai and Wukong.
"Whoa!"
As soon as he walked a few steps, he heard the little girl behind him screaming, twisting his ass and chasing after him.
Yunyi didn't care about it, just follow it if you want, otherwise you will sleep when you are full all day, although it is said that the food you eat at home is healthy food, but this is always inactive and not good for your health.
Today is the first day of the second lunar month, Qingyun Mountain Village everywhere shows the characteristics of a warm climate, although the field is still a dry yellow scenery everywhere, but the bark on the side of the road has returned to green, and the village has been diligent people began to plough their own fields, so that this year's harvest is a little better.
Yunyi was very pleased to see these scenes, which proved that the people of Qingyun Mountain Village did not lose their honest and simple side because the village became richer and richer, and they still had the most beautiful character.
Along the way, Wukong, Xiaobai, and Xiaoya, who had ADHD, arrived at the academy, just as the students had already started their first class in the morning, and there were only a few tourists hanging out on the huge campus.
"Okay, you Long Xiaotian, other teachers are in class, but you secretly ran out to play basketball alone, tell me about you, the physical education teacher, how should I, the vice dean, punish you better?"
Yun Yi noticed that under the basketball hoop, Long Xiaotian was wearing a small short vest and playing basketball alone, and shouted while taking off his coat after smiling.
"Hehe, you punish me for playing basketball with you!"
Long Xiaotian smiled slightly, threw the basketball in his hand to Yun Yi, and then pounced.
"You want to block me, no way!"
Yun Yi snorted lightly, turned around and made a feint and threw himself on the basketball hoop, but although his body was flexible, his basketball skills were not good. was immediately cut off by Long Xiaotian.
Long Xiaotian, who had snatched the basketball, ran out a few steps according to the rules, and immediately bypassed Yunyi in three or two times and came to a dunk.
"Good shot!"
Yun Yi exclaimed, and then the two continued to fight.
With similar physical strength and far worse skills, Yun Yi's fate can be imagined, basically he loses.
"Yunyi, you kid is really stupid, it's really too far behind Xiaolong!"
In the distance, Cao Lao walked out of the office, and after taking a look at the side, he took off his military uniform jacket without military rank, and also went on the field.
"Cao Lao. Master Cao, it doesn't matter if you laugh at me, the problem is that your old man is in his sixties, and he can't play basketball with this body? ”
Yun Yi glanced at the old man who was very thin but looked very strong, and joked.
"You kid, no matter how bad my old man is, this basketball skill is much better than yours!"
Elder Cao glared at Yun Yi, and immediately formed a team with Yun Yi and started a game with Long Xiaotian.
Sure enough, it's just like what Old Cao said. His skills are really good, and with the cooperation of Yun Yi and the two of them, he actually made Long Xiaotian lose non-stop.
In fact, if you think about it this way, you can see that both of them can play basketball. Dealing with one person is better than three people against two people, which is simply more than 10,000 times easier.
"Next!"
Lao Cao dribbled the ball in his hand and threw the basketball to Yunyi's side, and then Yunyi took the basketball and was about to dunk. The basketball was slapped by Long Xiaotian and went far away.
"Squeak!"
Wukong, who had been watching on the side for a long time, suddenly burst out when he saw this, stepped forward and hugged the basketball, and then wanted to shoot the basketball like Yunyi. It's just that this skill is not easy to learn, the basketball can't jump up if the force is small, and the basketball can't be controlled if the force is too big, so that Wukong can play basketball and run west, and run around chasing the basketball like a dog.
"Goku, throw the ball over!"
While Long Xiaotian shouted at Wukong, Wukong glanced at him, but he lowered his head and ran towards Yunyi's side with the ball in his hands.
"What a good boy, I didn't raise you in vain!"
Yun Yi grinned, and just wanted to take the ball, but Wukong walked around from the side, and then clumsily threw the basketball on it.
With Wukong's small arms and legs, it is naturally impossible to throw a heavy basketball onto the basket.
"Whew!"
The little obedient on the side looked strange, and suddenly ran over on all fours on the ground, just catching the basketball thrown by Wukong, and then the person stood and learned Yunyi's posture, and kept slapping the basketball clumsily, with the basketball running around because of unskillfulness, the little obedient ran with the basketball, and the fat was trembling and whirring.
"Yunyi, why are all the animals in your kid's house so smart?"
Long Xiaotian suddenly exclaimed, he was amazed when he saw Da Bai before, but he didn't expect that after the white sheep left, the newly added group of animals in the family was still more demonic than the other.
"Whew!"
Xiao Liang slapped the basketball a few times, and threw it to the basket with two paws, thinking that it was just the first time he had seen the level of playing basketball, so he naturally threw it 108,000 kilometers away.
"Brother Long, Elder Cao, how about the three of us have a game, the two of you are in a team, Wukong plus Xiao Liang and I are in a team, what do you think?"
Seeing the two little guys at home, Yun Yi suddenly had a turn of his mind, so he smiled and asked for the opinions of the two.
"Okay, if you kid dares to play, we will accompany you, but this game has to have a lottery, otherwise who will accompany you to sweat!"
Old Man waved his hand magnificently, looked at Yun Yi with a smile in his eyes, and said:
"Do you dare kid? If you lose, how about betting on a jar of potpourri wine, a jar of wine, a jar of monkey wine, and a jar of snake gall wine at home? ”
Yun Yi suddenly sweated in his heart, he said that there was no monkey wine since last year, and these old men never said this; I didn't think that I gave Cao Bayi a small bottle last time, this guy who has no righteousness and filial piety, changed hands and gave it to him Lao Tzu.
"Okay, it's not enough that I just have a lottery head, what are you two going to come up with to be a lottery head?"
Yun Yi nodded and asked the two with a smile.
"Gambling with you kid, I don't have anything to gamble on, I don't want as much money as you, and I can't catch up with you if I want good things; Well, I have a medal for the International Scout Competition in Elna, so I'll use this to bet on you! ”
Old Cao pondered there for a long time and didn't gnaw, but Long Xiaotian replied with a smile.
"Lao Cao, you can rest assured that you can compare with this kid Yunyi, if you lose, I will lose to Yunyi's inkstone, if you win, you will share half of the wine that belongs to you!"
At this time, Li Lao, who had finished a political class, came out of the classroom, and after listening to a few tourists next to him talk about the details of the game, he suddenly smiled at Cao Lao.
"You think of Mei Lao Li, this is sure that I won the game, and if you come up and open your mouth, you will divide half of it, and it won't be authentic!"
Old Cao didn't buy it, and immediately shook his head and refused.
"Lao Cao, add me a copy, I will come up with a pair of calligraphy two meters long and half a meter wide to help you bet; I don't ask for much, you win the wine and give me a third!" ”
Ma Beiwang looked at the old man, also smiled behind his back, stood on the side of the basketball court, and began to take advantage of the fire to rob.
"Xiaotian, the medal you participated in is too precious, it is the highest honor of a soldier, it would be a pity to lose; Otherwise, last month I drew a picture of the barren mountains in the winter evening, and the first few old friends came to think that I didn't sell it for 900,000 yuan, so I will help you bet on it, and you can divide me two-thirds after you win! ”
Master Li Qiubai listened to the few people vying for the bet on Lao Cao's side, and his mind moved slightly, but he smiled and said to Long Xiaotian.
"I said Brother Qiubai, you are too black-hearted, a painting wants to exchange half a jar of snake gall, monkey wine, Baihua wine and other fine wines; It just so happened that I drew a "Children's Morning Reading Picture" yesterday, and I also helped Xiaotian bet, if I win half a jar of wine, I only need one-third! ”
Master Chen Ang hurriedly opened his mouth, such a good thing cannot be taken by them alone.
These people took the lead, and the seven or eight masters on the side didn't want to miss such a 'feast', so they immediately took out something and put it on Long Xiaotian and Old Yao.
After the last count, there are seven paintings that are pressed down, and there are also five calligraphy characters in large scrolls, and there are several other good things such as brushes, inkstones, and paperweights.
"Isn't it, masters, do you think I'm going to lose?"
Yun Yi smiled bitterly at a group of masters who are fighting for me, they look down on themselves like this?
"By the way, Yunyi, listen to what you say, so many of us bet, you only take out a jar of monkey wine, a jar of flowers brewed, and a jar of snake gall wine, this is too little, you must know that each of us will take out at least five or six hundred thousand calligraphy and paintings, you kid is taking out a few more, otherwise it will not be enough for us to share!"
Li Qiubai said and glanced back at the Zhongwei master behind him, and they naturally followed and asked Yun Yi to at least increase the number of three jars of each type of wine.
Yun Yi nodded in agreement, but his heart blossomed, and he secretly thought:
"Ha Luha, you still want to calculate me, wait a minute to see how I kill the Quartet!"
As he spoke, Yun Yi took the ball and ran outside the basketball, Long Xiaotian was responsible for interception, and Xiao Lao waited under the basketball rack; And Yunyi's teammates Xiaobai and Wukong are all scurrying around Yunyi.
"You surrender Yunyi, with me blocking you like this, you definitely can't rush over, teaming up with a monkey and a brown bear, you are so sure?"
Long Xiaotian smiled, Yun Yi laughed with him, and said:
"Brother Long, this is just the beginning of the competition!"
As he spoke, Yun Yi turned around and held the ball and rushed to Wukong, who was scurrying on all fours:
"Goku, climb on top of the basketball hoop!"
Although Wukong didn't understand any basketball rules, at least Yun Yi could understand what he said, and immediately climbed to the top and looked at Yun Yi suspiciously.
"Next!"
One turned around Long Xiaotian, Yun Yi immediately threw the basketball to Wukong, who was sitting on the rebound, and was immediately hugged by this guy!
"Isn't it, you can still play like this?"
A group of people got down and were shocked! (To be continued......)
PS: Tears for support, I can't live!!!!!