Chapter 350: Gift-giving
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"Hey, which bastard kicked me??"
"***, who kicked it?? I'm not done with you......"
"***, it's fucking hard enough, kicking Lao Tzu Chrysanthemum......"
was kicked obscenely on the buttocks, and a group of science maniacs also came back to their senses one after another, but they came late, not as deep as Bian Jiandong, but they didn't vomit blood or anything like that, but they didn't look good on their faces.
"I said, don't indulge in it, it's risky to indulge, and you need to be cautious in research......" Bian Yu looked at the crazy appearance of a group of science maniacs, and couldn't help but say with a cheap smile.
"You're Dongzi's father, I have an impression......"
"You're too ruthless too?? It's all exploded to Lao Tzu's chrysanthemums, and Lao Tzu won't be able to anymore......"
"If it weren't for the fact that you are Dongzi's father, I would have to slap you with a big mouth......"
A group of science maniacs surrounded Bian Yu and raised their eyebrows to accuse Bian Yu of his despicable and obscene behavior.
"You can't blame me for this, it's us Dongdong who asked me to wake you up, you don't know, we Dongdong is addicted to it, and he vomited a mouthful of blood, he is still young, it's nothing to spit out a little blood, but you can't, you are all old, if you vomit blood, then you will lose half your life, you say, you are all national treasure-level characters, if you are damaged, it is a huge loss that the country and the nation cannot bear......" Bian Yu spoke to a group of scientific maniacs with great emotion.
"If you wake us up, you won't use a milder approach?? Do you have to kick your ass?? ”
"Yes. I don't know, I thought you were a chrysanthemum party......"
"He's the Chrysanthemum Party, why don't you focus on other people's chrysanthemums??"
How can a bunch of science maniacs be so easy to get angry?? No matter how big your reasoning is, you can't heal our injured chrysanthemums.
"Otherwise, you will kick it back......" Bian Yu pouted and said.
"That's what you said, don't tell Dongzi that we bullied you at that time......"
"You're so generous. If we're too polite, we'll be hypocritical......"
"That's it, you pout your ass, I used to be a ...... of the varsity football team"
A bunch of science maniacs were in good spirits, they had been kicked in their addiction, and if they hadn't retaliated back, they wouldn't have been able to sleep tonight, they were too embarrassed.
"Okay. I pouted, but I can tell you, I saved you just now, and now you're going to kick me again. In this case, you have to repay me for saving my life, and I don't ask you for anything else, just help us move the refrigerator home, and I'm going to put it in our backyard. No one is allowed to watch it, and you will be able to make a fortune on frozen popsicles on hot days in the future......" Bian Yu said as he held his thighs with both hands and bent down.
Heard Bian Yu say this. How dare these science maniacs move their feet?? They are old pedants who have devoted their lives to research, in their opinion. The dignity of the individual is not important, and the interests of the individual are not important. The most important thing is that their research results are equivalent to their children, in other words, no dignity and interests are as important as children, and after kicking, this refrigerator will not allow research, what is this equivalent to? ? This is equivalent to being pregnant with a child, but I happened to meet the family planning office, and then ......
"Is this refrigerator really your house??" Brother Bald is still a little unbelievable, he was kicked in the ass, and he was a little unhappy no matter how he said it.
"What are you doing in a daze?? Hurry up and kick, help me move the refrigerator after kicking, and we'll be cleared......" Bian Yu didn't explain anything, but urged Brother Bald with a smile, hurry up and finish kicking, and then work as a coolie with peace of mind. …,
"That ......" Brother Bald lost his mind and looked at the people around him, "Everyone, do you want to kick it??" ”
"You kick, we are watching from the side, don't worry, after you kick, it can be regarded as giving us anger, and we will definitely share the research results with you......" Yan Lao grinned and said.
"That's right, little bald, you hurry up, we are optimistic about you......"
"Yes, yes, kick him hard in the ass, and after the deed is done, we will definitely not treat you badly......"
"Kick hard, at least let him feel like hemorrhoids surgery, otherwise, I won't be blind when I die in the future......"
A group of old men are coaxing on the side, saying that they are not young, but their butts are kicked, and they are not happy in their hearts.
"I don't ......" Brother Bald hurriedly shook his head, "If I can't study it myself, I really won't be able to turn a blind eye......"
"I said you guys still can't kick?? If I don't kick, I'm going to eat barbecue......" Bian Yu said with a villainous look.
"For the sake of the refrigerator, I won't kick you, for the sake of science, I have dedicated my life, if one day I have researched the results, I don't ask future generations to remember my name, I only hope that they can remember the great sacrifice I made today......"
"For the sake of the refrigerator, this dumb loss, I gritted my teeth and admitted, don't let me seize the opportunity in the future......"
"Dude, if it weren't for the refrigerator, you'd be done today, you know??"
A group of science maniacs gritted their teeth and secretly swallowed this breath, all for the sake of science, sacrificing the small self to fulfill the big self.
"I said, why don't we all have a bite to eat together??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi greeted these science maniacs, "The person who makes the refrigerator is today's chef, if there is anything you want to ask, you can ask nearby, maybe he is in a good mood, and he will really tell you......"
"Dao Chief, you are generous, if you come again, it won't be enough to eat......" Qin Xiaojun was a little dissatisfied, Bian Lanlan's parents and brothers ate together, but there was nothing, after all, the relationship with Bian Lanlan was quite good, and she didn't reject her family psychologically, if it was an outsider, it would be awkward.
"It's nothing...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi didn't seem to hear the dissatisfaction in Qin Xiaojun's words, and smiled indifferently. Looking at Bian Yu, "There is so much wolf meat in the refrigerator, just take out some of it, and it can be regarded as making amends for everyone." You shouldn't be reluctant?? ”
"How so??" Of course Bian Yu doesn't care, with the refrigerator, whether it can be cracked or not, it is a big advantage, how can there be a lack of meat in the future? ?
"It's pretty much the same, even if it's a reparation......"
"It's a pity, it's a pity, just after dinner, I don't know how much more I can hold in my stomach. It would be nice if I could call the whole family......"
"If you don't eat him, I'll be sorry for my chrysanthemum......"
A bunch of science maniacs, this is a bit of a relief.
"That's good......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi smiled slightly. You let Xiao Bian kick it, if you eat their wolf meat, this is also out of anger, but you can't let the chef give you a barbecue for nothing?? Whether it's to thank the chef for his labor or to keep some little secrets about the fridge. I think you should come up with something so that he can see your sincerity......"
A bunch of science maniacs looked at each other, knowing for a long time that there was no such thing as a free lunch. No, it's dinner. Dare to love this old Taoist priest waiting for them here.
"Daoist, what do you think we should take??" Brother Bald glanced at the Cloud Neutron Daoist. Asked. …,
"Well, when you eat barbecue, it's best to have some wine, and there's a saying?? Drunk and spit out the truth?? Cannibalistic mouth is short?? Oh, the art of this language has made the old Taoist a little blind......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang looked up at the night sky and said leisurely.
A group of science maniacs glanced at each other, and then they did birds and beasts scattered, and ran home with a smoke, not much effort, this group of science maniacs came back, this time they didn't come empty-handed, but moved their own treasured wine, in fact, they are basically not drinking, because if they drink, it will cause damage to their brains, they are a group of brain workers, if the brain is damaged, it is half of the waste, between ** and ideals, They are the best of the human race, and they definitely know how to choose.
"Oh, you guys are so good...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi's eyes stared at the wine in the arms of a group of little guys, with his eyesight, just looking at the old packaging, he knew that the wine of these little guys was not a big deal.
Well, according to the age of the Cloud Neutron Dao Leader, these scientists can definitely be regarded as little guys.
"Dao Chief, this wine of mine is Kweichow Moutai, which has been treasured for thirty years, you can take a look at ......it," Brother Bald flatteringly hugged the two bottles of wine in his arms to Daoist Yunzhongzi and said.
"Well, yes, yes, the national liquor Moutai, thirty years of aging, ......" Yun Zhongzi's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help nodding again and again, and stretched out his hand towards the two bottles of wine.
"Hehe, I know that the Taoist knows the goods...... "Brother Bald grinned, and then directly ran towards Nie Canglong with two bottles of wine, looking from the door of the community, he could naturally see who the person who was busy barbecuing was, and his identity as a land immortal also made him even more convinced that he was the maker of the refrigerator.
"Our five grains, but the year we graduated, the tutor gave it, counting, it has been in my hands for fifty years alone......" Yan Lao held a dirty jar in his arms, and sighed vigorously, "Things are not people, the wine is still there, but people are old......" said with a hint of flattery, and walked towards Nie Canglong with a flattering smile.
Brother Bald and Old Yan fought the head, and a group of old men in the back also held the wine and happily flattered Nie Canglong.
"I'm ......," Daoist Yun Zhongzi was dumbfounded, "I just want to tell you that pleasing that kid is the same as pleasing me......"
"Could it be that the Taoist can also make refrigerators??" Bian Yu made do with the side of the Yunzhong Zidao Leader and asked in a low voice.
"Can't ......" The answer given by the cloud sub-Taoist is quite clear.
"Isn't that the end of that??" Bian Yu also walked leisurely towards the dining table, now that there are more people, the atmosphere of the scene seems to be more lively.
"No matter how you say it, you can rub two mouthfuls......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi suddenly wanted to open, and ran to the table in a hurry.
"No need to open it, I don't drink liquor......" Nie Canglong looked at a group of old men who were looking at him with flattery on their faces, and when he saw that they were going to open the wine, he couldn't help frowning, and now he was out of the house. Although with his current physique, he won't really get drunk, but those with high alcohol content can still not drink without drinking. Beer can be drunk a little less.
"The little fairy is right, it's easy to make mistakes when you drink, it's better not to drink......"
"Yes, yes, wine is the medium of color, if you drink too much wine, it is easy to become a beast ......"
"At such a young age, no wonder there is such an achievement, not to mention anything else. Self-discipline alone is quite remarkable......"
As soon as Nie Canglong said a word, these usually serious and old-fashioned science maniacs threw a lot of sycophants. …,
"But my father-in-law is quite fond of drinking......" Nie Canglong suddenly smiled. His gaze inadvertently swept over the face of Daoist Yunzhongzi and said.
"The son-in-law is half a son, and now this person is good to think about his parents, and he can think about his father-in-law. That's definitely a rarity......"
"It's no accident that you can have such achievements at such a young age, in addition to self-discipline, I have discovered another advantage of yours. That is filial piety, and filial piety comes first......"
"Tsk. It's a pity that my daughter is old and my granddaughter is still young. Otherwise......"
A group of old guys slapped it again, and then they all said that they would give their wine to Nie Canglong and let him go to his father-in-law to fulfill his filial piety.
"Xue Ying, what are you still doing in a daze??" Nie Canglong glanced at Wang Xueying, who was a little sluggish on the side, "This wine monster is heavy, let a group of old men take it, won't you take it?" What should I do if I am tired? ”
"Oh, Master, I see......" Wang Xueying immediately came back to her senses and was about to take the wine from the arms of these sycophants.
"The apprentice of the little fairy?? You see, we old guys still have some strength, just tell us a place, we will send you over, and you will be in charge, that is our sin......" The bald brother smiled flatteringly.
"I'll take you there, the smallest car in front, that's the ...... for miscellaneous items" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang came to the spirit, he is now riding in a car with Zhang Wenge, if you put the wine in the car, then ...... It's beautiful when you think about it.
"The space of the cart is too small, and the wine brought by several old men still occupies a lot of space when piled together, or put it in the cart, where it is spacious and ......" Nie Canglong naturally knew what the Daoist Master Yun Zhongzi was thinking, how could he make him wishful?? If you don't treat him well, he will make his own decisions next time.
"Follow me......" Wang Xueying heard Master's order, and immediately led the old guys to the four-wheeled cart, then jumped on the cart, took their wine one by one, and then piled it up in the corner outside.
"I said, "So??" Daoist Yunzhongzi looked at Nie Canglong with a depressed face, and his expression was resentful like a widowed woman who had been widowed for decades, "Where to put it, not to put it??" Why are you so clear?? ”
"No way, if I put it in Uncle Zhang's car, I'm afraid that when I give it to my father-in-law, the wine in it will turn into boiled water......" Nie Canglong smiled slightly and said.
"Look at what you're talking about...... Elder Yunzhongzi Dao's face turned red, "It's so decent, how can wine turn into water??" That's more exaggerated than turning a stone into gold......"
"For the sake of my lifelong happiness, I can't afford to take the risk, you can forgive ......me when you are old" Nie Canglong smiled slightly, and saw that the old men who delivered wine had returned, and couldn't help but say: "What do you want to eat, how much you eat, or go to the refrigerator to get ...... yourself"
"Okay, okay, let's try the craftsmanship of the little fairy today......"
"The craftsmanship of the little fairy, it must be a peerless delicacy that is rare in the world, and it is a blessing to have a mouth......
"It's rare to hear it in the world, isn't it the music?? Whatever, if I hadn't vomited blood today, I'd be sorry for my injured chrysanthemum......"
A bunch of sycophants ran to the refrigerator and took meat from it, which was even crazier than eating a buffet.
"Alas, my sauce, I'm afraid it's going to bottom out today......" Qin Xiaojun's little face was a little bitter.
"It's okay, I've seen all those wines, they are all good wines that money can't buy, in the end, let's count ......" Nie Canglong whispered in the girl's ear.
"What's on it?? My dad doesn't drink at all......" Qin Xiaojun's little mouth pouted. …,
"He doesn't drink a lot??" Nie Canglong was a little surprised, now that he is an official, if there is no alcohol test, it will definitely be a wonder among officials.
"Of course I drink, but I don't drink more than a hundred dollars a bottle...... the girl said.
"It's good to drink, when the time comes, let's say that the wine is for us to invite a group of old men to eat barbecue, and people give it to us as a gift in order to thank us, so won't it cost a penny??" Nie Canglong said.
"That's all there is to it......" The girl thought for a moment, nodded and said.
"That's okay, I'll use a little heart when I'm kebabing for a while, I can't live up to other people's good wine......" Nie Canglong said with a smile, and glanced at Yuan Siyu who was eating fiercely on the side, "Sister Yuan, help them cut all the meat ...... in a while."
"I'm a land fairy, you let me cut the meat, is there a mistake??" Yuan Siyu was a little dissatisfied, why are you so cheap when we are land immortals? ?
"I'm a land fairy, don't I still cook here??" Nie Canglong said while brushing the meat skewers with sauce.
"They gave you wine, but they didn't send me, if you give me a few bottles of wine, I'll help you ......" Yuan Siyu's tone was a little sour, hum, aren't you going to honor your father-in-law? ? If you give me a few bottles, I'll give them to my dad."
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