Because his granddaughter was scolded as a "dog man and woman", Old Man Ren first glanced at Amy.

Amy is blonde and blue-eyed, pretty, with a lilac vest, a lilac skirt, and lilac stockings, just like a living Barbie doll.

This kind of unreal perfection made Old Man Ren stunned when he got closer, and wondered: "This ...... What is it? ”

Probably thinks of Amy as "Shijie's most advanced simulation idol robot".

"Who, who's the thing!?" Amy, who is in Chinese level 10, knows that "things" are the same as "things", and they are not good words to describe people.

"Oops, I can talk!" Old Man Ren's tone of pretending to be surprised was very annoying.

"You ......" learned from the conversation just now that Old Man Ren was Xiaoqin's grandfather, and Xiaoqin instinctively hated this worldly master, but she was so overwhelmed by the other party's aura that she couldn't move.

The hiccups were cured as a result, which is gratifying.

As soon as the old man lowered his head, he saw Obama led by Amy, and immediately showed joy and exclaimed: "This dog is very fat!" When it's winter......"

Originally, Obama was worried that Xiaoqin would slaughter herself, but now Xiaoqin's grandfather looked at it with ill intentions and wanted to make it into a dog meat hot pot, so frightened that the husky turned around and ran, and Amy was taken by a dog leash and had to follow Obama.

"Wait! I will be back! Amy turned her head angrily and shouted at Xiaoqin and Old Man Ren.

Because 004 and 005 have been protecting Amy from afar, I didn't insist on sending Amy back to the RV when the past was answered.

There are trickier situations to deal with.

Sure enough, scared Amy away, the old man turned his eyes back to Xiaoqin and me, Xiaoqin was beside me like a bird, and a pair of hands around my arm was particularly eye-catching.

"Grandpa......" Xiaoqin greeted weakly, "You've come to see your mother, haven't you?" ”

Old Man Ren nodded unconsciously, and his eyes began to move to my face, frowning as if he was thinking, making my liver tremble.

"It's really daytime, I didn't expect you kid to be ......" Old Man Ren muttered to himself for half a sentence, and suddenly shouted at me: "Kneel!" ”

Huh? This is to ...... Waste my efforts and expel me from the division! Because I seduced your granddaughter? But I didn't mean to! The conscience of heaven and earth, it was your granddaughter who seduced me! But if I say that, Old Man Ren will be even more angry!

"Kneel down and call the master!" Old Man Ren was very confident, and shouted loudly again.

Huh? Didn't you always say that you won't be called your master, and you won't recognize me as an apprentice? Because the ancestors of the Ren family have a cloud: Yin and Yang are scattered and not passed on to outsiders......

Isn't it true that I'm an outsider!? Seeing Xiaoqin holding my arm so gently, I think I am Xiaoqin's boyfriend and the future son-in-law of the Ren family!

The timing is not right, old man! If I was desperately trying to improve my kung fu for a while, I would definitely kneel down and apprentice immediately! Even if you mistakenly think that I will marry Xiaoqin in the future, I don't hesitate to do it!

But now, first, I have already comprehended the "strength" in the hands of Yin and Yangsan, and I don't particularly need further teaching from Old Man Ren; Second, I have a viral heart disease, and my blood will surge when I use it in a healthy state, so how can I practice this kung fu now!

And old man, your brain has turned one less turn! Do you know what the relationship between my dad and Aunt Ren is! If the two of them get married, Xiaoqin will be my sister-in-law! If I marry my sister-in-law, won't I become a sister demon!

Wait, or is it me who has turned one less turn? Whether it is my father and Aunt Ren who will get married in the future, or I will marry Xiaoqin, I will no longer be an "outsider" to Mr. Ren, so I can rest assured and boldly teach me the full version of Yin and Yang?

The full version of Yin and Yang Sanshou must be more than what I have comprehended, right? (For example, the old man's Yin and Yang Sanshou touch porcelain technique) But it's a pity that now my physical condition can't be learned! Something's going to go wrong!

I was embarrassed to loosen my knees and tighten them for a while, not knowing whether to kneel down or not.

Xiaoqin felt my uneasiness and helped me speak: "Grandpa, classmate Ye Lin has just been rescued, and he is not very well and can't kneel. I'm holding his arm, I'm supporting him, I, I'm not Ye Lin's girlfriend......"

"Hmph, I'm still shy and don't admit it!" Old Man Ren scratched his old face, "I heard that you chased a neighbor when you were a child, and you couldn't wait to pack yourself and send it to the door!" I didn't expect it to be Ye Lin! You know that Ye Lin is learning yin and yang from me, right? Why don't you tell your grandfather? ”

Old Man Ren is right, with Xiaoqin's Yin and Yang Sanshou skills, she has definitely guessed that my "Hua Jin" is from their family's family martial arts, because Aunt Ren's Yin and Yang Sanshou is not as good as me, so it can only be taught by Old Man Ren.

"I, I think ......" Xiaoqin was very afraid of her grandfather's appearance, "the martial art of Yin and Yang Sanshou is harmful to the human body......"

"Nonsense!" Old Man Ren said angrily, "All offensive martial arts are harmful to the human body, is there still a martial art where I punch you and you grow blood!" ”

Huh? Mr. Ren, your description is so trendy! Because your grandson Ren Peng plays online games every day, do you occasionally use the description from a game?

"No, it's not that it's harmful to others......" Xiaoqin said with a wince, "I mean, practicing yin and yang will be bad for your body......"

Old Man Ren frowned, blew his beard and glared and asked, "What's wrong?" Ye Lin practiced my yin and yang hands, did he become blind or lame? ”

As I spoke, I slapped my left shoulder with a heavy hand, and I hurried to my feet, suppressing the speed of my heart's beat.

I was slapped a few times by her grandfather, Xiaoqin looked very distressed, she plucked up her courage and said loudly to Old Man Ren: "Yin and Yang Sanshou This martial art, if you practice, if you practice, if you practice...... It's going to be short-legged!! ”

Old Man Ren's gaze fell on my lap all of a sudden, and my gaze unconsciously fell on Old Man Ren's lap.

Sure enough, neither of us has long legs, and compared with Aunt Ren and Xiaoqin, they are definitely short legs.

"Nonsense!" Old man Ren was so angry that his granddaughter slapped his chest, "Yin Yang Sanshou is indeed suitable for people with short legs and long hands, but it doesn't mean that practicing Yin Yang Sanshou will become short legs!" ”

"Didn't you practice with me for a while when you were a kid! You haven't shortened your legs either! ”

Old Man Ren said that Xiaoqin had also practiced yin and yang, and Xiaoqin suddenly became excited.

"Although、I didn't have short legs, but I became flat-chested!!"

Then, while my face and Mr. Ren were full of shock, we let go of my arm and ran away in tears in the direction of Aunt Ren's ward.

"Woo woo woo ~ ~~~ My chest is so flat, it's all the fault of yin and yang!"

"Mom's yin and yang loose hands are not well learned, and her breasts are bigger than mine!"

"Yin and Yang Sanshou is an evil martial art! Men learn to shorten their legs, and women learn to flatten! I can't wait to forget everything I've learned!! ”

It's all celery's prejudice! Otherwise, Gong Caicai, who has been worried about his chest being too big, should come to practice yin and yang!

Looking at Xiaoqin rushing into the gate of the affiliated hospital with tears, Old Man Ren and I were speechless for a while.

"That," Old Man Ren may have felt the need to explain, "Ye Lin, it's not your fault that your short legs are loose in yin and yang!" ”

Don't mention short legs to me! Could it be that the person who sells cosmetics says: It's not my cosmetics fault that you are so ugly, will the other party be happy! Old man, will you comfort people!

I hurriedly changed the topic: "Old man Ren, I, I can't learn yin and yang from you right now, but can I call you master?" ”

"Yes." Old Man Ren generously agreed, "Since Xiaoqin said that you are still a little sick, let's wait until you have recovered your body!" Kneel down and kowtow, and when I officially teach you, I'll make up for it. ”

"That'...... Master, the disciple is polite! "I gave Mr. Ren a fist salute that often appears in martial arts TV series, which can be regarded as a wish of mine.

"SB Xiaoyezi, I'll pump you!" Mr. Ren suddenly became fierce towards me, which made me a little overwhelmed.

"Which SB drama did you learn from? Holding your right hand with your left hand is a salute, and now you are holding your left hand with your right hand, are you mourning me! ”

I was shocked, and hurriedly swapped my left and right hands, and the old man Ren took it.

If you think about it carefully, Old Man Ren admitted that I was his closed disciple, and from the perspective of the teacher, there was some chaos.

First of all, Aunt Ren is a disciple of Old Man Ren, so from this point of view, Aunt Ren has become my "senior sister".

Then, Xiaoqin is also a disciple of the old man, and the martial arts world is based on the first order of entry, so Xiaoqin has also become my "senior sister".

Of course, the above two relationships cannot exceed the ethical relationship of blood and marriage, when I see Aunt Ren, I still have to call her aunt, and Xiaoqin can't be a senior sister in front of me.

The biggest problem is that I also have an apprentice that everyone knows, that is, Gonggong Cao!

Now that Mr. Ren has officially accepted me as an apprentice, I have become Mr. Ren's apprentice, and Mr. Cao has become Mr. Ren's apprentice!

The teacher is unlucky! Old Man Ren would never have thought that he would become a master for such a big loss as Gonggong Cao! Spread to the rivers and lakes, our yin and yang faction will be laughed at by other sects!

In addition, Yin and Yang Sanshou will never be taught to Cao Gonggong, he has no foundation in martial arts, not to mention, what if he learns it, what if he becomes a yin thief who flies the eaves and walks on the wall?

"The child is gone, is he?" Old Man Ren suddenly asked me, and there was regret in his tone.

"Well," I nodded, "it's all my fault for messing around in the mountains......

Old Man Ren stretched out his five fingers and signaled that he didn't need me to say any more.

"This is also the will of heaven, I can't force it, but I look at Hongli like that, as if I still want to have another child with your father."

"Huh? Master, have you been to see Aunt Ren? Didn't you just come? ”

"Well," Old Man Ren tiptoed, "I did just come, but I just peeked inside through the glass of the ward, and I haven't met Hongli yet." Your father takes care of Hongli and looks quite thoughtful. ”

At this time, a middle-aged man with a serious face and a suit walked over towards the old man, followed by a person who did not look like a college student.

Isn't it Xiaoqin's uncle, the brother who is 20 years older than Aunt Ren, the principal and chairman of the Qingzi School Park in Dongshan City! and his son, Xiaoqin's cousin, Ren Peng, who is obsessed with LOL and nicknamed the "Prince of the Grass"!

Aren't you Amy's LOL pro team, the captain of "Golden Lightning"! I know that you were brought over by your grandfather and father to visit Aunt Ren, who was injured in the car accident, but you looked half-dead...... You stayed up late at the Internet café yesterday! Compared to Aunt Ren, you are more like a patient!

In terms of the ============== divider ============ popularity voting list, the squad leader continues to stand out (worthy of being the 2013 annual popularity champion). In addition, the book friend "A Temple on the Top of the Mountain and a Pot of Wine" voted a flower for the president of the HHH Club, so the president was honorably on the list, ranking at the bottom of the second echelon, and the number of votes for the black mouse who almost bit off Shu Zhe's little jj.

For specific information, you can see the chapter of "Character Popularity List" in "Works Related". Link http://www.17k.com/chapter/441624/11152714.html

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