Text Text_Chapter 924 Phoenix Nirvana

"I think there might be that kind of thing in reality."

Averel stretched out her right foot and gently patted the rolling water.

Just when Ai Weier brought Li Nannan's interest back, the sea was still on the beach dozens of meters away.

In the blink of an eye, the sea water can already lick her beautiful feet.

This means that the sea water under the surface of the sea in the distance has begun to boil.

Otherwise, he would never have pounced so quickly, and then quickly retreated to a position dozens of meters away.

There were only crabs and shells on the beach, and a few baby turtles, sliding their limbs desperately and crawling towards the top of the island.

After seeing a few little turtles and quickly crawling into the thatched bushes over there, Li Nannan shook his head with a smile, and was about to tell Ai Weier again that all the online novels of the soldiers in China are crooked by writers, just like the heroes in Hollywood blockbusters, but his heart suddenly jumped.

He thought of Qin Yuguan and them.

Jing Hongming, Hu Zhentang and others were young, how they killed the Quartet, Li Nanfang is not very clear.

However, he knew Qin Yuguan quite well.

He knew that the ridiculous things that Lao Qin had done when he was young were all thanks to Ye Xiaodao.

At that time, Li Nannan didn't know that Ye Xiaodao was Lao Qin's apprentice, and he didn't even doubt how he could treasure Lao Qin's past.

Li Nannan just liked to hear the legends of these birdmen, and regretted that he could not become one of the Chinese soldiers.

So even if Ye Xiaodao had too obvious traces of braggadocio when he praised the heroic deeds of Lao Qin when he was young, Li Nannan still liked to listen to it.

When a person like Qin Yuguan has fought hundreds of battles in his life, he has never been defeated!

This is still second - the most enviable thing about Lao Qin is that he married seven or eight wives in one go.

Marrying seven or eight stunning beauties as wives isn't every man's favorite?

Lao Qin's personal experience is even better than those warrior kings in online novels.

Just when Li Nannan began to envy Lao Qin, Ai Wei'er whispered in his ear: "If you are a Chinese soldier, I think you should become the king of soldiers in your country's online novels." The beautiful president, the best royal sister - you have everything now. ”

"What you said seems to be right."

Li Nannan looked at Ai Wei'er, nodded, and then asked blankly, "What do you want to say?" ”

"Fake your death."

"What fake death?"

"It's the king of soldiers who has a successful career, a beautiful president, the best royal sister hugging left and right, life is proud, and the scenery is infinite, but because of this and that, everyone thinks he is dead."

Ai Weier said softly: "This kind of book, after reading too much, you can summarize the routine." The most basic process of the routine is that after the king of soldiers fakes his death, his most beloved beauty president, in order to take care of the overall situation, is forced by the pressure of reality, he will betray their love against his will and try to contact other men. ”

When the beautiful president who was sad about her lover was hanging up, she endured her grief and started a new unforgettable love with a certain young man who had long coveted her beauty, and the king of soldiers returned.

Then, all kinds of bloody plots are staged.

The contradiction between Mr. Bing Wang and the beautiful president broke out, and he stepped on the face of a certain young man - staged a scene where you can guess the end just by looking at the beginning.

Routine.

Almost all the plots of the Internet soldiers are routines.

When the soldier king first returned to the city, he had to look like a migrant worker, which made the beautiful president extremely disgusted with him, but for one reason or another, he couldn't get rid of him, so he had to step on him in a different way and embarrass him.

And what about the performance of the king of soldiers?

is nothing more than disdain, no matter how unfair the treatment is, he will secretly take action when the beautiful president is in trouble, and use his strong strength to solve one trouble after another for her.

In the end, Mr. Bingwang finally returned with a beauty.

When Li Nannan first started reading this kind of novel, he was also very fascinated.

But after watching too much, there will be "aesthetic fatigue".

Now Li Nannan basically doesn't read this kind of novel, and starts to read rural literature.

It's still beautiful in rural literature.,The protagonist's name won't be as tall as the male protagonist in the Bingwang stream.,It doesn't seem to be linked to the otherworldly surnames of "Qin、Lin",There's no good name anymore.。

What Qin Zhao, Lin Yi or something.

The names of the male protagonists in people's rural texts are basically big road goods, Wang Sanshan, Li Gangyi and the like.

Give me ten women and I can create a village!

This is Li Nannan's feeling after reading the three rural texts.

And the scale of the description of men and women in the rural text is also very large.

It's big enough to make all teenagers "love it".

"What do you think? Laughing so lewdly and. ”

Just when Li Nannan thought of the plot in a certain rural text, where cucumbers were broken inside, he couldn't help but smile, and his ribs hurt.

But it was Ai Weier who reached out and twisted him under his ribs, pulling him back to reality.

At this time, the sea, even if there is no wave rushing, can drown their legs.

"I'm wondering why you suddenly mentioned the novel of Bingwangliu to me."

Li Nannan is such a pure person, of course, he will not tell Ai Weier that he thought of a certain dirty episode just now.

"You'll make it back alive. Although, you are not the king of soldiers. ”

Ai Wei'er cupped his chin with both hands, looked into his eyes, and said seriously: "Li Nannan, you must go back alive." It's like what is said in the novel. Otherwise, you're going to be out of luck. ”

"How did I get out of luck?"

Li Nannan was a little puzzled: "Seeing that we are all going to die in the sea, isn't this bad enough to be unlucky?" ”

Averel shook her head.

Li Nannan wondered: "Death is not unlucky? Then, even bad luck. ”

"The real bad luck is that when you die, the woman you care about the most is not by your side."

Ai Wei'er squinted her eyes slightly, and said as if dreaming: "Your beautiful president Yue Zitong, your superb royal sister Helan Xiaoxin, your sister Sui in the Golden Triangle, Sister Min who doesn't know her whereabouts, your acquaintance and woman on the island in the East, you are in a hospital in Jinghua, Sister Jiang who is only willing to put on high heels for you - perhaps, there are other women who will remake other men after you die." For you, a green hat. ”

Every time Ai Weier said a woman, Li Nannan's eyebrows jumped,

Only then did he know that this watery white peony was not as simple as he thought.

It should be that after she returned from Mexico, she began to secretly investigate Li Nannan's old background.

Otherwise, I wouldn't know so many women.

Even the cherry blossoms on Uejima in the far East know it.

"Alas, why aren't any of these girls that Lao Tzu comes into contact with fuel-efficient?"

When Li Nannan sighed faintly in his heart, he then secretly smiled dumbly: "Grass, if they were fuel-efficient lamps, they would not have their current achievements." ”

Ai Wei'er didn't know what Li Nannan was thinking, she just wanted to do her best to trick him into escaping alone before the catastrophe struck.

Don't, leave them alone.

She has witnessed Li Nannan's watery nature, which is powerful and a little perverted.

As long as he can find the most suitable rescue creature before the waves hit, such as a piece of wood or something, and tie himself to it with a rope, then even if he is smashed underwater by the big waves, his chances of survival are very high.

Escape from this place where no ship dares to approach, then he will soon be able to meet the ship and be rescued.

But if he wants to take care of the two women, and even Yang Xiao, who walks down from a high place after discovering that the general situation is not good, then his hope of escaping is an egg.

God, it's never always in favor of someone.

The last time Li Nannan and the others were able to come to this island alive, it was already a miracle of miracles.

Miracles, the reason why they are called miracles, is that the number of times it appears is quite rare.

Therefore, Ai Weier, who was originally telling Li Nannan about her painful past, only changed the topic after discovering that there was a volcanic eruption in the distance, and mentioned the novel of Bingwangliu.

According to Ai Weier's IQ, of course, she also knows very well that the novels that are currently popular in China are crooked by those writers who have no moral bottom line, and this kind of thing cannot happen in reality - she still didn't expect that in the reality she came into contact with, there was indeed such a birdman.

She just wants to use novels to persuade Li Nannan to escape alone.

Otherwise, when he dies, his hat will be green.

Turning the hat green is something more difficult for every man to accept than death.

After seeing Li Nannan's uncertain expression, Ai Wei'er thought that he had been moved, and she was happy in her heart, striking while the iron was hot, hooking his neck with her left hand, lying on his ear and saying: "I call the bridge of the male protagonist's fake death in the soldiers of your country called Phoenix Nirvana." Only after being reborn from the ashes can there be new breakthroughs, new discoveries, and new growth. Li Nannan, can you do it? ”

"Yes."

Li Nannan's expression was complicated, he looked at Ai Wei'er, and replied softly.

Ai Weier asked again: "Can you accept the reality that after you die with us, the hat will turn green?" ”

"Of course not."

Li Nannan shook his head vigorously, without thinking about it: "Death, you can't do it." ”

"Then you go. Prepare now. ”

Alveil pushed him away and stood up from the knee-high water.

"I'll take you with me."

Glancing at the south, where the fire was brighter, Li Nannan helped Ham to stand up, and said in a firm tone: "Otherwise, I would rather be crushed by a green hat than leave." ”

Ai Weier wanted to scold her mother.

She was desperate to find out that today is everyone's apocalypse, and she took great pains to say so much, and it was an example, a metaphor and a motivator - but this guy turned out to be a tendon.

If he could take everyone with him, why would Ai Weier bother to talk so much?

Li Nannan, are you stupid when you step on a horse!

This sentence, just when Ai Weier, who usually never said half a dirty word, swirled around her mouth, she swallowed it back: "Okay." Now you go and carry the wood, and Ham and I go and get the rope. ”

Whether it's wood, or rope, it's ready-made.

These days, Li Nannan and others have always fantasized that they can build a big ship and sail across the ocean - but then they gave up this unrealistic fantasy.

Staying on the island and possibly waiting for a passing boat.

If you really want to climb the tied raft, it is estimated that it will not be long before you can be smashed by the waves that can rush at any time.

At that time, everyone will not even have a place to live, so they can only soak in the endless sea, drift and drift, and eventually drift into corpses.

Therefore, the timber prepared and the rope made of it can only be put aside.

I am afraid that the rope that I have finally kneaded will be damaged by the wind and sun, so of course it must be placed in a thatched house and used as a bed.

According to Li Nannan's meaning, this should be done at that time.

Success or not, it's much better than sitting and waiting to die.

"Do you want to go together?"

When Li Nannan went to carry wood in the grass over there, he passed by Yang Xiao, who was holding his hands behind his back, paused in his footsteps, and asked.