Chapter 1241: Change My Words
"Isn't Crystal an adult, I'm telling her the difference between a woman and a girl." Tiffany had been taught a lot of lessons by Jessica for bringing bad little girls, that is, bad Krystal, so when she saw Jessica coming, she felt weak, and the conversation between them just now was indeed going to have that kind of content.
Jessica didn't care much about this anymore, she went to teach Tiffany Li Jingming to educate her, saying that Krystal was already a big girl, and she didn't need to protect her like a cub anymore, she thought about it, if their family was still in the United States, now Krystal has been kicked out of the house to be self-reliant, and mothers won't care, let alone her sister who has already married.
"Then tell me what is the difference between a woman and a girl." Jessica's interest also came, and only the women were far more open than the men, who at least did not express their experiences explicitly, but the women were different, from size to strength to fancy...... There's a lot they can share with their girlfriends.
"What else can I say, just let her be prepared." Tiffany didn't dare to say more, for fear that Jessica would beat herself if she said too much, after all, this was someone's own sister.
"Xiujing, if you look at your sister and then look at yourself, then look at your sister, you will know the difference between women and girls." Apparently, Jessica was unhappy with Tiffany's answer, and since she was a sister, she felt that she still had an obligation to show Krystal what it meant to be a woman.
"Different sizes?" Krystal has always been envied for her good figure, but she has always envied Jessica's figure, Jessica used to be known for her devilish figure, second only to Xu Xian, who was nicknamed Xu Hulu, in this regard. And after giving birth to a child, not only did she not lose her figure, but she also evolved from very big to explosive, which is simply eye-catching.
"What do you usually do with your sleep money at night?" Jessica gives a hint.
"Take a shower, brush your teeth, go to bed. Go to bed. "Krystal is rightfully authentic.
"So I'm a woman, you're still a girl, and when your brother-in-law is not at home, I also take a bath, brush my teeth, go to bed, and sleep, but when your brother-in-law is at home, I just take a bath and go to bed. Brush your teeth and sleep. Jessica smirked, she wouldn't be a match for ten Tiffany, it was all from the true legend of the Demon King, and she had already taken a shower at this time, and these words seemed to hint at what would happen next......
"Hahaha, Sika, you're pretty hygienic." As a fellow practitioner, Tiffany understood in seconds.
"Funny?" Jessica's face changed instantly. Glaring coldly at Tiffany, of course she knew where Tiffany's empathy came from.
"Huh?" Tiffany was taken aback. Although I know that Jessica's natural skill is to "turn her face faster than turning a book", I don't know why she is so good and scaring herself, you must know that Li Jingming is taking a bath in the bathroom in the bedroom, and it is impossible for Jessica to show her fangs at this time with Jessica's usual practice.
Jessica is telling Krystal in the form of live teaching that all acts of poaching people are wrong and will be attacked and resisted. Tiffany just happened to be there. was just used as a teaching aid by Jessica, as for why she wanted to show this to her sister, it still depends on the relationship between her and Li Jingming.
"Why haven't you slept yet, are you really preparing for the second game?" Li Jingming also finished taking a shower, and came out to look at Lin Yun'er, who had fallen on the sofa, and was very satisfied. But he frowned at the other three people, it was okay for them to stay up late and chat, but it was not right to occupy his Jessica, "Why don't you drink it, go to bed quickly." ”
"Okay, you can choose one of the three." Jessica said solemnly as she looked into Li Jingming's eyes.
"Don't you know my choice, as I said, choosing a woman is the same as going to the market to buy vegetables, it must be tender." Li Jingming hooked his finger at Jessica when Krystal was proud and Jessica gritted her teeth to hit someone, pointed at her and said, "Yes, it's you, I think you are the most tender among the three." ”
"Alas, brother-in-law, you are really not honest at all, men should stick to their own choices, how can they succumb to power." Krystal pouted and complained, she had never been able to win against her sister since she was a child, except for height and study, and finally found that age was also an advantage, but Li Jingming did not admit it.
"Tender? OPPA, do you know what Sika's nickname is, Auntie? "There are two people in Girls' Generation who have the nickname "Big Mom", Kim Taeyeon is because of the aunt's overly bold laughter, and Jessica is because of the natural figure-eight pattern, which fans say it's okay, but Tiffany said it was okay, and when she saw Jessica going crazy, she immediately begged for mercy, "I was wrong, I was joking." ”
"Do you want to bury him?" Jessica is very dissatisfied, as a woman who is so beautiful that she has no friends, the figure eight pattern has always been her heart disease, and she is not afraid of anything else, but she is afraid that she will age quickly. Don't look at the three-year age difference between Li Jingming and Li Jingming, but women are too easy to get old, because of too much stage makeup, especially those of them who are artists, and when Li Jingming is sixty years old and he is sixty years old, she is afraid that she will not have the confidence to stand with him again. In Hollywood, there are a lot of male stars in their sixties who are still very personable, but actresses in their sixties ......
"What are you kidding, the only one who can enter our Li family's ancestral grave is you." Li Jingming rejected the possibility of Tiffany's funeral in one sentence.
"Cut, who rarely enters your family's ancestral grave." Jessica was arrogant again, obviously a little embarrassed to discuss this issue in front of her sister and best friend, obviously disdainful, but her face became red, probably too cramped to kick Li Jingming's calf.
"I should have let Sika learn Thai Taekwondo if I knew it." Li Jingming shook his head.
"Why?" Krystal missed the point of Li Jingming's words.
"Then she will at least bow to me before she kicks me, like now." Li Jingming sighed, as if he had been wronged.
didn't talk for too long, Li Jingming hugged Jessica to sleep, because he found that Tiffany's eyes were not quite right when he looked at him, and he drank a lot of Dream Blue for fear that he would make a mistake later and give Jessica some Dream Green, so he understood that it was the right way to run away.
As soon as Li Jingming and Jessica returned to the room, Lin Yun'er, who was lying on the sofa and standing up, got up, of course she pretended to be drunk, although the amount of alcohol was not as big as that of Li Xiaoli, Shen Zhi and other famous female wine gods, but it was not something that could be poured with just a few glasses of champagne, you must know that the other eight people except Jessica could not drink her alone. The reason why Lin Yun'er pretended to be drunk was that she seemed to be able to vomit out and refuse to get in the car in a casual flash, she just didn't want to go back to the dormitory, but she was lying here for a while and no one paid attention to her, according to her common sense and the development of the TV series she had acted, shouldn't she help her undress and wet the towel at this time?
"Everyone is gone, get up." Tiffany knew how much Lin Yun'er was drinking, and even everyone here knew how much she was drinking, but she didn't debunk her, "I really don't understand you, what do you have to stay and do." ”
"Won't Ernie stay too?" Lin Yun'er retorted unconvinced.
"I'm just like you, I'm already a butterfly trapped in a spider's web, but you're a moth flying in the night ready to put out the fire, I'm gone, but you can still save it." Although Tiffany said it in a high-sounding manner, it was completely for Lin Yun'er's good looks, but in her heart, it was not to eliminate a competitor.
"Ernie is too good at metaphors, why are you a butterfly and I am a moth, why can't you be a moth that has been burned to death, and I am a butterfly about to touch the net?" Women sometimes quarrel without saying a word, all for such trivial reasons.
"Listen outside, it's all quarreling for you, Li Kan, you really can." Jessica didn't do anything embarrassing with Li Jingming, but rode on his waist to repair him, as a woman, it's a good thing that other women like their husbands, this is an affirmation of their own vision, it's not bad to have other women love their husbands, at least it shows that there are some places in this man that are worthy of love, but it's different when it comes to right and wrong.
"Can you blame me for this, it's all too handsome, you have to blame your mother-in-law." It is said that a man who is too handsome is also a disaster, and Li Jingming looks like Jin Runshu seven or eight points, so she is really to blame for this.
"Say you're fat and gasp, in the next life you go to be happy, hungry rummaging through the garbage can, thirsty to drink some tap water, as soon as the spring goes to the park for a walk, if you look beautiful, ride it directly, wait for a few years a park is your son and grandson, how much face, just in response to the sentence to drink the strongest wine, what is the fiercest dog." If you look at the right eye, you will ride on it, it is definitely a beastly act, but she still has nothing to do with Li Jingming.
"Whoa...... "Whoa "Whoa," the ear was so happy that he seemed to hear a sensitive word, and he screamed excitedly in the living room, agreeing with Jessica's words.
"No, I'll have to go down and cure it." Li Jingming drank another can of pet beer for Xingxing, Jessica was afraid that it would pee on the carpet, and LK had no yard here, so she was going to lead it to the terrace on the roof to bolt it. It's a cold night at the end of October, but Happy is an Alaskan Malamute with coat-thick fur that doesn't even fear the cold of the North Pole, and can he care about the temperature above zero? As soon as Jessica walked into the living room, she was happy, she clearly saw Lin Yun'er quickly lying down and pretending to sleep, "Ah, I didn't expect that there would be women who could fall asleep on their stomachs, if they were to change me, their foreheads wouldn't touch the pillow if they slept on their stomachs, and I am afraid that my neck would break after a while." ”
"Can't touch the pillow, Ernie what are you talking about!" Lin Yuna knew that Jessica was deliberately stimulating herself, but she just couldn't help but jump up, what's wrong with sleeping on her stomach, is there a law that you can't sleep on your stomach? (To be continued.) )