"If you want to say that this time it's thanks to you, or that guy is going to pester me shamelessly again, I'm in my thirties, and I have to talk to a girl in my early twenties. I'm not ashamed. ”

Shen Xiaoyan snorted angrily, she opened the plastic bag for me as she spoke, I didn't care about the chopsticks and ate them, I didn't know what these things were, they tasted very good.

"Hey, you can't eat slowly, and no one is rushing to eat with you, eating like a puppy."

Shen Xiaoyan sat on the sofa, holding a teacup and watching me eat.

"Hey, I'm a person, I've been imprisoned by you for a day, and I've almost been castrated, and I've suffered a lot of trauma in my heart. You have to take care of me when I eat, and you really treat yourself as my wife? ”

I was very unhappy with Shen Xiaoyan's attitude, and called me a puppy, which was too unpleasant.

"I didn't treat me as your wife, don't think you're good or not, I let you sleep here to see you pitiful, don't think nonsense."

Shen Xiaoyan tilted her head a little arrogantly, it seemed that the eldest lady's temper had come up.

"I'm just kidding you, I know you're a golden branch and jade leaf, how can the grass people be worthy of you."

"Poof"

Shen Xiaoyan had just drunk the water she had just drunk. A mouthful of spray was placed in my face.

"Shen Xiaoyan, why is your laugh so low?"

I looked at Shen Xiaoyan embarrassedly, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, you guy is talking too funny, what kind of golden branches and jade leaves grass people, what kind of golden branches and jade leaves grass people, what you say is laughing to death." ”

"Is it that funny?"

I glared at Shen Xiaoyan angrily, she blushed and pouted, "What are you fierce, I didn't mean it." ”

As I spoke, Shen Xiaoyan took out a tissue from my pocket and wiped my face for me, I frowned and looked at the tissue in her hand, and suddenly felt that something was wrong. This seems to be something that girls use for menstruation.

"You...... What are you going to wipe my face with?"

I stood up in fear, Shen Xiaoyan looked at the things in her hand and her face was as red as a red apple, she stuffed the things in her hand into her pocket, turned her head and said, "I took it wrong, that thing was not used, it was clean." ”

"You're insane, aren't you?"

I can't stand Shen Xiaoyan a little, why is this guy so brainless, he is worthy of being a daughter, he is still a policeman with a low IQ, and his laughter is so low, it is estimated that he has never heard a joke when he is so old, this kind of low-level joke will definitely not make Qin Xiaoyou's little girl laugh.

"You're just crazy, I'm just taking the wrong thing, what are you fierce."

Shen Xiaoyan looked at me with a red face and some grievances. Looking at the way she pouted, I felt that she was quite naïve.

"I just said that you will be fierce in two sentences, and you are really a pampered eldest lady."

After I finished speaking, Shen Xiaoyan was not happy. She clenched her fists and punched the sofa: "Qin Xiaofeng, you sleep on the floor for me, and I will sleep on the floor tonight." ”

"Sure enough, it's Miss Qianjin, sleep on the floor, I don't have any opinion."

After I finished speaking, I took a little water from the water dispenser with a water cup, sat on the sofa opposite Shen Xiaoyan and drank it.

"Why am I the eldest lady, why do you all have to say me in such a tone, look at me like that, what did I do wrong, what's wrong with my laughter, don't you make people laugh."

Shen Xiaoyan's eyes suddenly turned red as she spoke, my eyes widened and I was frightened, this Shen Xiaoyan is too fragile, laugh and cry when she laughs, and she is emotionally controlled.

"Don't cry, I didn't say I wouldn't let you laugh, it's just that you sprayed me all over and asked me how to eat, I'm just angry and complaining, don't take it seriously, I'm Brother Gongzi, you're a grass people, right?"

Shen Xiaoyan rubbed her eyes and said, "Your temper is the same as that of Brother Gongzi, yelling at me, and you are not polite at all. ”

I want to laugh when I say this, and I don't allow me to be angry after spraying my face, what kind of logic is this, I don't bother to say it, if it makes Shen Xiaoyan cry, then I can bear it.

"Well, I'm not polite, I'm not sensible, it's all my fault."

After I finished speaking, I took a few sips of water and took out the cigarette case from my pocket, because of the previous battle with Uncle Yang, the cigarette had become a broken cigarette butt. Giant Array to the younger brother.

Looking at these cigarette butts, I shook my head, and just when I was depressed and had no cigarettes, Shen Xiaoyan took out a piece of Chinese from the cabinet, and she opened it and threw me a box.

"You smoke less, I can't smell the smoke."

I shook my head with the soft Chinese and said, "Forget it, I can't afford to smoke such an expensive cigarette." ”

"Can you not be sarcastic, I was kind enough to let you smoke, and you still sarcastically mocked me."

Shen Xiaoyan clenched her fists angrily, as if she was going to hit me, this Shen Xiaoyan was really insane.

"Hey, you said you can't smell smoke, I'm afraid you can't stand it if you smoke, what's wrong with this, you're too contradictory to live, it's not right that I don't smoke, why am I sarcastic about you, your self-esteem is too strong, your imagination is very rich...... I shut up, I was wrong. ”

I looked at Shen Xiaoyan who was about to cry, I really don't know what to say, this Shen Xiaoyan is definitely not as strong as she looks on the outside, her heart is very fragile, she can't help but be weak, and the slightest thing that is wrong will sting her heart.

"You're right, in your eyes, I'm the eldest lady, just pampered, no matter how I change it, I can't change your opinion, you all hate me in your hearts and look down on me, I know it."

Shen Xiaoyan rubbed her eyes aggrievedly, and she pointed to the bed: "You sleep in the bed tonight, and I sleep on the sofa." ”

"Are you alright?"

I looked at Shen Xiaoyan with a frown, she wiped the tears on her face and said, "I'm fine, don't treat me as a daughter in the future, I'm also an ordinary person, nothing remarkable." ”

In fact, I really want to say that if you were an ordinary person, you would not be as sought after as you are today, and you can command an old policeman who has worked for more than ten years without work experience, but I can't say it, after all, Shen Xiaoyan is too fragile.

"You go take a shower, I'll wash it later."

Shen Xiaoyan helped me open the toilet door and brought me two towels, which made me very embarrassed, I just said two words to Shen Xiaoyan, and now she starts to serve me like a maid.

It's incredible, and now I can't believe what I'm seeing.

"You wash it first, you are a girl, what I just said hurt you, I'm sorry I apologize to you, in fact, I don't mean anything else, Sister Xiaoyan, don't be sad."

Shen Xiaoyan looked at me expressionlessly, I sighed and said, "Your sad appearance is not as beautiful as when you laugh." ”

"Really?"

Shen Xiaoyan looked in the mirror of the bathroom, it seems that any girl is born with a love of beauty.

"I'm going to smoke a cigarette outside, you take a shower first, I'll wash it later."

After I finished speaking, I walked out of the bathroom, sat on the sofa and said with a smile: "Let me also taste what China tastes like." ”

"Poof"

Shen Xiaoyan's laughter came from the bathroom, and I wiped the sweat on my forehead in embarrassment, which was really a speechless laugh.

I took out a Chinese cigarette and smoked it, I didn't feel anything special, for me smoking is just a joke, I can't smoke good or bad.

After smoking a cigarette, I leaned back on the sofa, and not long after, Shen Xiaoyan walked out of the bathroom, she was wearing a pink blue pajamas, her body was steaming, her long hair was coiled on her head, and she looked very temperamental.

At this time, I found out that Shen Xiaoyan is not only a big ass, but also the twin peaks are also magnificent, and she has nothing to say about her good figure, especially after taking a shower, her long legs are white and long, and her snow-white pretty face can be flooded.

She sat down on the couch with a pout, wiped her hair, and said, "Go in and take a shower, don't stain my bed." "Sister-in-law, my tsundere girlfriend

"Do you really want me to sleep in a bed?"

I didn't believe it, Shen Xiaoyan nodded: "Of course, I, Shen Xiaoyan, mean what I say, go in and take a bath." ”

"I don't have pajamas, don't mind if I come out in pants later."

After I finished speaking, Shen Xiaoyan blushed and said, "I put my pajamas in the bathroom, so you can wear them all night." ”

"You want me to wear a woman's pajamas?"

I suddenly thought of the scene of the three fat men wearing these lace panties, and I couldn't help but run to the garbage basket and vomit.

"If you don't want to wear it, don't come out with your clothes on."

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