"Is Zhengtai a robot okay?"

Dr. Yu was not shocked by the terrible hobby of his "fiancée" Chen Yingran, who liked Xiao Zhengtai, and also proposed a compromise condition at the dinner table.

"Excuse me," Chen Yingran said coldly, "I'm Zhengtaikong is not a disgusting fetish, when will you find a way to rejuvenate yourself, make yourself 12 years old again, and come to me again!" ”

Feed! Why do you look down on fetishes! Hurry up to the underwear thief Xu Shaoguan master daoqian! Hurry up to Zuo Xiong Daoqian, who is planning to steal the squad leader's bicycle seat! Hurry up and say goodbye to the sixty-year-old man who raped the snowman on the side of the road in England! The old uncle of the family was so dedicated to getting frostbite on his lower body, maybe he had to amputate his third leg!

Wait, if you think about it carefully, fetishes are not necessarily much more noble than Zhengtaikong, take the underwear thief Xu Tianming as an example, how many flower girls have suffered both economic and spiritual losses by himself! In addition, there are many strange people in the British Isles, not only the old uncle in England who raped the children on Easter, but also the old uncle in Scotland who raped the bicycle in the hotel, and the old uncle in Northern Ireland is even more ruthless, and he dares to rape the sidewalk......

Suddenly felt that the squad leader's bicycle was not so safe, Zuo Xiong since Rose Sanjie was sent to South Korea to study, temporarily exempted from being pursued by "Red Rose", it is said that he has stopped pretending to be sick and has come out to move.

This frenzied little fat man, who has always been obsessed with the squad leader's bicycle seat, will he be impatient and rape the squad leader's bicycle like a certain Scottish pioneer!

No, I fidgeted at the thought of this possibility, and I begged Dr. Yu to imitate India's "female anti-rape underwear" and make a "bicycle anti-rape device" to protect the chastity of the squad leader's bicycle.

"Rejuvenation...... Dr. Yu actually began to think seriously about Chen Yingran's proposal, "I have a Romanian alumnus at Stanford University who is committed to researching a drug that can keep women's appearance at 12 years old forever, not to mention that there is no possibility of achieving it, this is completely heretical......"

Damn, Dr. Yu, which Stanford university did you go to! Is it really Stanford University, where the two founders of Google attended? I don't think your alumni are in a normal spirit!

"Strictly speaking, only a mature woman with fully developed secondary sexual characteristics can be considered a real woman!" Dr. Yu said with the fanaticism of a scientist and his own unique cheekiness, "If all the women of Shijie are trapped at the sad age of 12 years old, will there be a future for mankind?" ”

What a generous statement! In an American sci-fi blockbuster, you are definitely a righteous scientist on the protagonist's side!

"Hmph," Dr. Yu, who was quickly full, seemed to use the dinner knife as a scalpel, making cutting movements on the empty dinner plate, "If all the women of Shijie are fixed at the age of 30, I can still consider cooperating with him......"

I retract what I just said, Dr. Yu doesn't look like a righteous scientist at all now, he is not in the same league as the Romanian alumnus of Stanford University, and it has nothing to do with justice, just because there is an irreconcilable contradiction between the mature woman and the Lori control.

At this time, my father thanked Chen Yingran across the dining table: "Dr. Chen, I heard that you are concerned about my Xiaolin's condition, so you came to visit him, it's really Xiexie!" ”

Probably to pour cold water on Dr. Yu, Chen Yingran showed a kind smile to my father, as if she was really a good school doctor who cared about her students.

"What's there to be thankful for here? Speaking of Mr. Ye, it's the first time I've seen you, but I didn't expect you to be much more handsome than Ye Lin? ”

"Where, where, you're joking." Dad said humbly.

Although I'm a little older, my dad is indeed more handsome than Dr. Yu, after all, it was the gene that gave birth to me, who loved Xiao Zhengtai (of course, I'm disabled now).

And these days, when she appears by Aunt Ren's side all day long, she can't help but retouch her appearance, and if she doesn't indulge in the past like before, she will of course get extra points.

"Mr. Ye, I heard that you haven't remarried for more than ten years since your divorce?" Chen Yingran holds a goblet filled with red wine, her burgundy nails and red wine are reminiscent of the glamorous female vampires that often appear in movies.

"Since we're both single, it doesn't matter if we have a glass of wine together, right?" Chen Yingran raised her glass to my dad as she spoke.

Nima, don't scare me! Although I knew that Chen Yingran was not interested in the old man, and this move was just to hit Dr. Yu, I still couldn't control the spinal cord chills!

Dad, don't be seduced by Chen Yingran! You can't be sorry for Aunt Ren! If you and Chen Yingran get together and get married, then your son will be in danger!

Although she didn't think I looked pleasing enough, she still said that my strong body was very new to her!

Even if Chen Yingran's brain is hot and she marries you, Dad, it must be that the drunkard doesn't mean to drink - I don't want to be violated by my stepmother every day! Help me! You can't do it there! Butterfly ......

was invited by Chen Yingran to drink, and his father was so embarrassed that he didn't know how to deal with it, Dr. Yu stopped him by saying, "He can't be single!" If you want to drink, I can accompany you! ”

As a doctor and a party to the Cui Songshan incident, Dr. Yu knew about Aunt Ren's miscarriage and the relationship between his father and Aunt Ren.

"Huh? Do you already have someone you want to remarry? Chen Yingran didn't care very much, but deliberately laughed at my father in front of Dr. Yu: "But as long as I'm not married, don't I still have a chance?" ”

Smiling like a flower, what kind of electricity is being put on my dad beautifully! You NTR lovers! I almost forgot that you are not only Zhengtaikong, but also an NTR enthusiast!

I heard that my dad is not single now, but it adds a bit of fun to snatching love? In front of Dr. Yu, you secretly sent Qiubo to my father, don't be too coquettish! My heart is beating faster than dangerous! My relationship with my dad is in a mess now, please don't come in and make a mess again, okay!

"What, is Uncle Ye going to remarry?" Xiaoqin next to me whispered, "I hope the other party is a good person and will be kind to Ye Lin......"

No problem! Aunt Ren with a knife mouth and a tofu heart is definitely a good person! But I hope that the day really comes, Xiaoqin can calmly accept the facts, and don't be too surprised!

Seeing that my father had no intention of drinking with her, Chen Yingran didn't think it was angry, put down the wine glass, and casually opened the topic to talk to my father, leaving Dr. Yu out in the cold.

"Hehe, Ye Lin is a very interesting child...... "Chen Yingran started with me and got close to my father.

"Although the other teachers in the school have a bit of a prejudice against him, but I'm different, you know, every day in the infirmary, I like the more athletic, sports-loving male students......"

Dad probably also felt that there was no necessary connection between sitting in the infirmary and liking male students, so he frowned slightly.

"What's more, Ye Lin is also very competitive, not only is he physically strong, but his academic performance is not too bad, and he also helped my grandfather win a bet in the final exam last semester......"

Dad was stunned, "Excuse me, your grandfather is ......"

"Oh, I forgot to say," Chen Yingran covered the corners of her mouth with a smile on her face, and smiled seductively, "My grandfather is the old principal of the twenty-eighth middle school, after the midterm exam, the vice principal suspected Ye Lin of cheating in the exam, but my grandfather supported Ye Lin, and made a bet with the vice principal, saying that when Ye Lin took the final exam, the three subjects of mathematics, physics and chemistry would still exceed the average score of the same year......

Huh? It seems that there is such a thing! After that, I was so busy with basketball games and other chores that I completely forgot about the bet!

"Fortunately, Ye Lin did well in the exam, and my grandfather got his wish and won a can of West Lake Longjing tea from the vice principal." Chen Yingran's gaze wandered between the delicious dishes, and Zuihou locked on my father.

"I just recently heard that Mr. Ye, you used to be a university lecturer who taught physics, right? That's why Ye Lin's science is so powerful? ”

"It's Space Physics." The father corrected slightly, and was happy that his son had been complimented.

I'm a little scared.

Completely forget about the bet between the old principal and the vice principal, if I don't do well in the science subject in the final exam, won't it hurt the old principal to lose the bet?

Because of the simulation of the high school entrance examination in this final exam, the use of scratch paper was restricted, which made me very unaccustomed to it, and the physics I was best at were a bit bad, so that Niu Shili, who had been competing with me, grabbed the first place in physics.

Fortunately, the emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, but the results of the three subjects of mathematics, physics and chemistry exceeded the average score of the same year's group, otherwise the old principal took so much care of me, and it would be embarrassing for him to lose the bet.

What's more, the vice principal is slamming the door to death, and he is willing to make a bet with the old principal with a can of West Lake Longjing tea, maybe the condition is to let the old principal retire early if he loses the bet, so that he can take over as the principal!

It almost caused a change in the leadership of the 28th Middle School! If the vice principal, who has always been in collusion with the director of education, is allowed to come to power, the 28th Middle School should introduce 100 more articles in addition to the "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Male and Female Students"! Don't let people live!

Probably wanting to "play" Dr. Yu, Chen Yingran talked to my father for a long time with great affection, and my father had to answer every question out of politeness.

"The person Mr. Ye is going to remarry, is he much younger and more beautiful than me?" Chen Yingran asked with jealousy.

"No, not as young as you." Dad is honest, he is not good at dealing with women, and he seems very embarrassed.

"That's prettier than me, aren't you?"

"Bad, almost......"

"And how did you meet?"

"One ......"

I quickly glared at my dad and asked him not to say the words "one-night stand".

"One, an acquaintance introduced me." Dad was quite clever and changed his words in time.

"Introduced by an acquaintance,......" Chen Yingran poked a cherry on the plate with a toothpick, "If she is older than me, she won't be carrying a child too, right?" ”

Dad hesitated for a moment and didn't answer immediately, Chen Yingran immediately understood that he had guessed correctly, so he proudly put the cherry between the white tooth red lips, sucked the cherry into his mouth and chewed it in a color-colored way, and deliberately splashed the juice to make the corners of his scarlet lips redder.

"It can't be Ye Lin's, a classmate's mother, right?"