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"The standard for accepting apprentices is weird??" Xue Zi was stunned, "How weird is it??" ”

"Actually, it's not weird, it's just two words in general, guess which two words??" Bian Lanlan said with a smile.

"It can't be obscene, right??" Xue Zi's face changed color a little.

"It's so smart, it's just these two words, as long as you are obscene enough, that bull-nosed old man will cry and shout to accept you as an apprentice......" Bian Lanlan said with a smile.

"Oh, really??" Xue Ziqiang laughed, but he felt quite unreliable, and obscenity can also be used as a standard for accepting apprentices? ? Are you a circus clown performer?

"Of course......" Bian Lanlan nodded heavily, "I just feel that you have unique conditions in this regard, so I recommend it to you, I believe you will definitely become the ...... of Zhao Chuanxi's junior sister."

"Then don't believe it......" Xue Zi buried his face in the sheets, this Bian Lanlan was almost blatant...... No, she just blatantly said that she was obscene.

"What?? Lack of confidence in yourself?? It doesn't matter, I can help you contact your senior brother and ask your senior brother to teach you some experience, so that you will definitely be able to pass the test......" Bian Lanlan said seriously.

"Actually, I want to be my sister's junior sister, my sister doesn't want to accept me as an apprentice, so let your master accept me as an apprentice, I can accept it......" Xue Zicai doesn't believe that Bian Lanlan doesn't have a master, can no master practice to her level? ? Impossible. "That Zhao Chuanxi is a man after all. The bull-nosed old man is also a man, who knows if there is a problem with their style of life?? If I worship the old cow's nose as a teacher, what if the sheep enters the tiger's mouth?? A beautiful girl like me must be cautious and cautious in her actions......"

"I really don't have a master, so there's no need to lie to you, but do you want to talk about the life style of the old way??" Bian Lanlan said, and groaned, if you want to talk about this life style problem, it is really the weakness of Yun Zhongzi Dao, this old thing is romantic. A lot of daughters-in-law have been married, and there are even more sons and daughters.

"What's wrong??" Xue Zi beat a drum in his heart, "Won't there really be a problem?" ”

"This one really exists, only a great hero can be his true colors. This style of life is all a small section, and it can be ignored......" Bian Lanlan said with some embarrassment.

"Huh?? Sister, aren't you cheating on me?? "Xue Zi is a little dissatisfied, you are pushing me into the wolf's den, we have no hatred, why are you doing this??

"Where?? The standard of people's old and old colors is quite high......" Bian Lanlan said curtly.

"Then what you mean is that this beautiful girl is not standard enough...... "Xue Zi's little face is not good-looking, girls, no matter how beautiful or ugly. They are quite concerned about their appearance, in fact, there are quite a few men who are also quite concerned about their appearance.

"I didn't say it explicitly......" Bian Lanlan said with a sneer.

"You might as well say it clearly......" Xue Zi rolled his eyes.

"That, don't mind, I just like to tell the truth, maybe you can't tell the taste of the old Taoist with the bull nose......" After Bian Lanlan said this, she regretted it, we seem to be looking for a master for others, right? ? How did you get here?? Is it a match for people to engage in ancestral and grandchild love? ? It's so inhuman.

"I'm a man who likes to talk nonsense. I feel that you are old enough to accept apprentices...... "Xue Zi really can't stand it, every woman can't tolerate her appearance being questioned again and again.

"You dare to call me lewd??" Bian Lanlan stopped doing it, sat up Teng, and glared at Xue Zi. …,

"Didn't I tell you?? I like to talk nonsense......" Xue Zi sat up helplessly, "or I would say so." The standard of apprenticeship between you and Lao Dao is basically two parallel lines. There may not be anything to ...... at all."

"Is this a truth or a lie??" Bian Lanlan rolled her eyes and let this little chick go around, it seems that she sees it well, this chick has indeed reached the standard of accepting apprentices of the Cloud Zhongzi Dao Chief.

"Of course it's the truth, you have to trust me......" Xue Zi said with a smile.

"I believe you......" Bian Lanlan rolled her eyes, fell down, and lay on the bed again, I believe you?? I believe you will be the hell, you were born to be the material for the Yunzhongzi Daoist to be an apprentice.

"Hehe...... Xue Zi laughed proudly, dare to scoop our appearance and say something, then let you see, we are not a fuel-efficient lamp.

"Why don't I introduce you to another master??" Bian Lanlan suffered a loss, so she always wanted to pit Xue Zi.

"Oh?? Which martial arts master is it? Xue Zi was a little wary.

"A woman named Gu Yunfeng, I can guarantee that she is definitely not Lala......" Bian Lanlan said.

"Is she amazing??" Xue Zi's expression relaxed when he heard that the other party was a woman, but he still had to inquire about her situation clearly.

"Of course, at least it's much more powerful than me......" Bian Lanlan nodded again and again, not only is it powerful, she is a powerful character who dares to face Sister Yuan head-on, you become her apprentice, just wait for Sister Yuan to hate the house and Wu.

"So??" Xue Zi was a little moved, in her opinion, Bian Lanlan can jump on the roof of the car at once, it is quite remarkable, if she is more powerful than her, what kind of martial arts master does she have to be? ?

"How?? Would you like me to introduce you to it?? Bian Lanlan asked.

"Are you sure?" After what happened just now, Xue Zi's trust in Bian Lanlan is quite low.

"Is this this?? My relationship with her is okay, if I introduce her, even if she is unwilling, Bacheng'er will not refuse......" Bian Lanlan said.

"How's her temper?? Will corporal punishment be given to students? Xue Zi asked.

"Her temper is okay, very gentle, and she is a typical lady......" Bian Lanlan gave a very pertinent evaluation. Sister didn't lie to you. In front of Canglong, she has never spoken out loud, and her behavior is standardized and elegant, but when facing the same sex, it is difficult to say, unless the object is Qin Xiaojun.

"Oh......" Xue Zi nodded, "This is a good candidate for a master, but is there anyone who is suitable to accept me as an apprentice??" ”

"To be an apprentice, how can you be half-hearted. Can’t get enough?? Bian Lanlan accused.

"When will I become an apprentice?? Am I not picking?? I just go to school, so I have to pick a good school, right? Ordinary schools and key schools, fools know how to choose......" Xue Zi said.

"What you said is quite reasonable......" Bian Lanlan thought about it carefully, it was really like this. I couldn't help but nodded, "Why don't I introduce Sister Bai to you??" ”

"This Sister Bai or that Gu Yunfeng, who is more powerful??" Xue Zi asked.

"Of course, Sister Bai is more powerful......" Bian Lanlan said, Sister Bai is all refining qi and transforming gods, how can Gu Yunfeng compare? ?

"Then how is this white sister's temper??" Xue Zi asked again.

"Good temper and sometimes bad ......" Bian Lanlan's evaluation is also quite pertinent, that is, when people love their daughters, they look like babies, but when they clean up their daughters, they are definitely not soft. Thinking of this, I couldn't help but think of my mother, no matter how soft she was, and she was not vicious enough to pull her daughter's ears off, uh, it seems that people are mainly scaring and carrying out ideological education, unlike their own mother, who was cruel and abused. …,

"Isn't that just moody?? Such weirdos are all really capable ......" Xue Zi nodded involuntarily.

"Do all weirdos have real skills??" Bian Lanlan blinked. Said.

"Haven't you read a martial arts novel?? The protagonist is chased by the enemy.,When he was fleeing for his life, he met a strange person.,And then he became curious about the strange person.,Zuihou turned out to find out that this strange person is a peerless master who lives in seclusion.,And then apprentice to learn the art.。 After Yicheng, go out of the mountain and kill the enemy cleanly......" Xue Zi's little face was full of yearning. Obviously, he has substituted himself into a martial arts novel.

"Neuropathy ......" Bian Lanlan rolled her eyes, "Then why don't you go to the psychiatric hospital to find a patient to apprentice......

"Is the patient as good as Sister Bai??" Xue Zi asked.

"I think you're still self-taught......" Bian Lanlan sighed, her whole person softened, this Xue girl is more thunderous than Xiaoqing.

"Okay, okay, I'm not kidding you......" Xue Zi lay down again, his elbows propped up his upper body, and his face looked solemn, "Is this Bai sister really powerful?" ”

"Of course......" Bian Lanlan nodded.

"Then which one is this white sister?? Why don't I seem to have seen her?? Is it in the car? Xue Zi couldn't help but ask curiously.

"Of course not, she sleeps with her daughter...... Bian Lanlan said.

"Oh, I see......" Xue Zi nodded, "How old is she??" How old is her daughter? ”

"About thirty, my daughter is two or three years old......" Bian Lanlan knows the age of Sister Bai's mother and daughter, but in this world, the age is not easy to disclose, who knows if after the age is leaked, will it be used to do something unpleasant? ? In other words, in this world, who knows what the effect of witchcraft will be? ? If she really harms other people's mothers and sons, then she, the person who leaked other people's information, is the culprit.

"Oh......" Xue Zi's eyes lit up, "If she is willing, I would like to worship her as a teacher...... "As a young mother, she is generally very gentle, and only Wang Hui's age will be more fierce."

"Okay, when I go back, I'll tell you about it, but don't expect too much, Sister Bai is soft and doesn't like trouble, so it's unlikely that you will be accepted as an apprentice." Bian Lanlan had to give Xue Zi a preventive shot in advance.

"Well, if you say that, I don't have much hope......" Xue Zi immediately deflated.

"Or, I'll introduce you as Xiaohua'er's sister's apprentice??" Bian Lanlan thought of Zhang Xiaohuaer again, Zhang Xiaohuaer has never made a move, she doesn't know what strength she has, but she can be sure that she is definitely similar to herself, and even according to her seriousness, eighty percent is better than herself.

"Little Flower Sister??" Xue Zi glanced at Bian Lanlan, "Is she okay??" As soon as she heard this sister, she didn't have much heart. It's the same as having no hair on the lips and not doing things well.

"Remove that word. If she can't, who else can?? Bian Lanlan said.

"And who is more powerful than the two of you??" Xue Zi asked.

"It's hard to say, the two of us should be between the two of us, right??" When Bian Lanlan said this, her confidence was a little insufficient.

"If you want to say that there is a difference between the two, then it means that you are ......not sure," Xue Zi said.

"That is to say, the strength of the two of us is about the same, it is not easy for me to win her, and it is not easy for her to win against me......" Bian Lanlan said.

"So, this little flower sister also belongs to the car to watch the play??" Xue Zi said.

"Huh?? You're not saying you're covering your ears. Didn't you hear anything?? Do you have a hole in the palm of your hand, you can hear what you should hear, and you can't hear a word of what you shouldn't hear?? Bian Lanlan pursed her lips. I've been paying attention to her for a long time, and I didn't hear anything when I covered my ears, but she heard everything she should have heard. …,

"How can that?? I was just scared, I couldn't hold my hand tightly, and some words were accidentally heard......" Xue Zi smiled and said.

"So??" Bian Lanlan raised her eyebrows, "I think you scared the sheep into madness, this disease is quite stubborn, the sooner it is treated, the better......"

"Uh......" Xue Zi was stunned. Then he smiled, "Really??" So I scared the sheep out of epilepsy?? I've heard of this disease, it's quite difficult to treat, but thank you sister for reminding me......"

"You're welcome, you're welcome, what you should do, turn left a hundred meters when you go out, it's a pharmacy, you can definitely find the right medicine inside......" Bian Lanlan said with a smile.

"Sister, you can damage enough...... Xue Zi stopped pretending and rolled his eyes. What when I don't know?? Turn left a hundred meters when you go out, that's the toilet, okay?? ”

"Oh, maybe I don't have the right sense of direction, that is, go out and turn right for a hundred meters......" Bian Lanlan said casually, not responsible for her words at all.

"Go out and turn right for a hundred meters. It is a veterinary hospital. Xue Zi's little face was already full of black lines.

"Veterinary??" Bian Lanlan smiled, "That must be for the monster to see a doctor." But it's just right for you to go, you have sheep epilepsy, that's sheep madness, of course you have to go to the veterinary hospital......"

"Sister, you really lack virtue...... Xue Zi's little face is as black as the bottom of the pot, is the madness of sheep the madness of sheep? ? And what about the weishenme people??

"How do you speak?? Believe it or not, I'm not going to introduce you to Sister Xiaohua?? Bian Lanlan was not happy, her eyes widened, and she said.

"Just with your lack of morality, that little flower sister is not a good thing......" Xue Zi pursed his lips and said.

"Just based on your words, you can offend me badly......" Bian Lanlan looked at Xue Zi, her expression was quite unsightly, "It's like some kind of Neidan or something, I don't think I have said anything, and you don't think I've heard anything." ”

"You're despicable enough to go back on what you promised??" Xue Zi is not happy, is there anyone more shameless than Bian Lanlan in this world? ? This is no longer something that can be described as unloading the mill and killing the donkey.

"What did I promise you?? There is no evidence for the words, is there any evidence? Bian Lanlan just played tricks.

"The wages of migrant workers cannot be arrears, and I am considered a working person anyway, not even non-agricultural ......," Xue Zi said.

"You're still a working person?? Are there working people who charge 10,000 for one labor? Bian Lanlan said.

"Yes, why not??" Xue Zi argued.

"You show me, let me see for a long time......" Bian Lanlan pouted.

"Am I not??" Xue Zi pointed to his nose, "I rely on my craft to eat, you have to respect the fruits of my labor, right?" Oh, what you promised, it's gone when you turn your face, aren't you afraid of breaking your promise too much and becoming fat?? ”

"Isn't too much salt a bat? How do you get fat? Bian Lanlan blinked her eyes and said.

"You ......" Xue Zi was a little speechless, what I said was broken is the words of words, not the salt of edible salt, is it good? ? How can you change the concept so secretly? Besides, how can you become a bat if you eat too much salt? High blood pressure is real.

"What's wrong with me?? You're not going to let me eat salt, are you?? You are so vicious, you actually want me to turn into a bat......" Bian Lanlan looked at Xue Zi, her little face was full of horror and anger, as if at this moment, she had become a weak woman with no power to restrain her hands.

"You know what? I have high blood pressure now...... "Xue Zi's little face was blue and white for a while, she really couldn't believe that there was such a shameless human existence in this world.

"Blood pills are high?? Then take blood pressure Zero No. 0, this medicine works ......," Bian Lanlan said.

"Oh my God, don't you send down a thunderbolt and purify this creature that pollutes the environment......" Xue Zi turned over, looked at the ceiling, and wailed loudly.

"You're looking for death, aren't you??" Bian Lanlan was not happy, she was just joking with her, but she dared to curse herself.

"I'm looking for death, living with you on this shijie is the greatest sorrow in my life......" Xue Zi wailed, scooping his head hard against the soft mattress.

"Then you will die......" Bian Lanlan twisted her body, and rubbed against Xue Zi's side, and then pressed on her body, and a pair of small hands grabbed her chest quite mightily.

"Ah, help......" Xue Zi couldn't react, he was pressed under Bian Lanlan, and then he was easily restrained by Bian Lanlan, and then he wanted to resist, but he couldn't resist, the only thing he could do was to shout for help.

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