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"You're not modest...... Yun Zhongzi raised his eyebrows and said in some surprise.

"In my dreams, I used to be a Mao Sui...... Zheng Dongfang said with a faint smile.

"You are powerful...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi raised his thumb to Zheng Dongfang, "You are more powerful than Aunt Qin'......"

"It's far worse than Aunt Qin's grandmother......" Zheng Dongfang smiled slightly, "At my level, I can also be a national leader, like Aunt Qin's grandmother, then I have to be a ball captain at the very least......"

"Chief??" Yun Zhongzi raised his eyebrows, "You mean, Aunt Qin's grandmother is the leader of the tribe??" Are you fat enough?? ”

"The ball length I'm talking about is the ball ...... the earth," Zheng Dongfang rolled his eyes and said angrily.

"Listen to the ...... of this little pony's fart," Yun Zhongzi pouted, "But this pook's fart is vulgar, how ugly is it to call the ball captain??" I don't know and think it's a kicker.,It should be called a star chief.,Listen.,If it's called a star chief.,How high-end, how atmospheric, how high-grade?? ”

"Your sycophant is not light...... Zheng Dongfang pouted, "Star Chief, I don't know and think it's the head of the star, that's okay, that's an artist, you are a good person......

"Uh......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang was stunned for a moment, "You said something wrong, right??" What is a star? In our ancient legends, every star is an immortal, and they are all in the immortal class, I said that Aunt Qin's grandmother is the star chief, and it should not be derogatory......"

"How else can you explain that??" Zheng Dongfang was stunned for a moment, "Dao Chief, it seems that you have studied sycophants to a realm of perfection......"

"What's this??" Yun Zhongzi Dao smiled proudly, "In terms of sycophants, I can be regarded as a toddler at most at this stage, and compared to a vulgar sycophant like you, I am far behind......"

"I ......" Zheng Dongfang suddenly didn't know what to say, talking about hooliganism. He is not the opponent of the Cloud Neutron Daoist at all, the Cloud Neutron Daoist can be shameless, but he can't be shameless, a university lecturer represents quality, no matter what he does, even if it is shit, he can't lose his demeanor.

"Master, in fact, I still don't understand...... Zhao Chuanxi interjected, "Where did my sister-in-law get the whole book of I Ching??" ”

"You just ask your sister-in-law to go, can't you??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi rolled his eyes. Said angrily.

"Isn't my sister-in-law here??" Zhao Chuanxi smiled, "Besides, you are my master, and it is your responsibility and obligation to teach me and solve my doubts......"

"Really??" Yun Zhongzi raised his eyebrows, "Since that's the case, then I'll tell you, but I'm going to tell you in Master's way, you listen." Where did your sister-in-law's "I Ching" come from, there are three options, this is a question of choosing one of the three, the first is. The family heirloom is passed down from the old village owner, and the second one is reversed. According to the current "Book of Changes", the whole book has been deduced for you, the third. That's a dream, a dream back to a thousand years, before the whole book is destroyed, memorize the whole children's book, and now it's time for you to choose......"

"Master, you are so cunning...... Zhao Chuanxi couldn't help but shake his head and sighed, "You are so cunning, do your family know??" ”

"You kid, just say it if you don't ...... beating" Daoist Yun Zhongzi glared at the unlucky apprentice, "Your master is already a land immortal now, repair a half-immortal like you, one by one......"

"Master, it's not that I look down on you......" Zhao Chuanxi pouted, "You can't fix me now, although I am a half-immortal, but I learned Ling Bo Weibu, my speed is now second only to my brother, and ordinary people can't even catch the corners of my clothes......"

"Why don't we try??" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang smiled coldly, "You use Ling Bo Weibu, you see if I can catch you......"

"Huh??" Zhao Chuanxi raised his eyebrows, "Master, are you quite confident?" Have you learned some advanced and light skills again? ”

"You're really right......" Yun Zhongzi Dao smiled proudly, "I learned a light skill, called Luo Socks Shengchen, and your Ling Bo Weibu has a provenance ......."

"You're so disgusting, when you hear this name, you know that you are a stocking ......" Zhao Chuanxi looked at the master with disdain and said.

"You fart ......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist rolled his eyes, "You kid don't want to think about it, you can dream, Lao Tzu can also dream, why do you fall into a dream, you can learn Ling Bo Weibu, Lao Tzu can't learn it??" ”

"So, this big advantage of mine is no longer an advantage in front of you??" Zhao Chuanxi's face suddenly collapsed, what is this called, I originally wanted to show off, but who knew that I almost missed it.

"Aren't you talking nonsense??" Daoist Yunzhongzi rolled his eyes, "Your master, I don't look at Ling Bo Weibu, all the light skills in Jin Daxia's novels, no matter how bad haode is, your master and I are slightly involved, after all, life is precious, and the kung fu of escaping must not be the slightest bit ambiguous......"

"You are amazing......" Zhao Chuanxi was speechless for a moment, but what the master said was also right, life is indeed very precious, and it will never give you a chance to do it again, so cherish life and practice light skills diligently, this is something that every responsible person must not be ambiguous.

"Alas......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang sighed, "Life is precious, aiqing is more expensive, if it is for freedom, both can be thrown, this is what more than 2 people can say??" Isn't it freedom? What is freedom? As long as I am given life and aiqing, even if I don't have freedom, I will be willing......"

"Quite poetic??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou looked at Daoist Yunzhongzi and sighed, "It is not unacceptable to be with your beloved, even if you lose your freedom......

"Is that what you think??" Comrade Li Guiying blinked his eyes and said.

"But I want to be free now......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glanced at his daughter-in-law, couldn't help but sigh, and said.

"......" Comrade Li Guiying's face was as black as the bottom of the pot at that time.

"Just kidding......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou sneered, "Look at your stupid ......"

"Then tell me......" Comrade Li Guiying pursed his lips, "If I fall into the river at the same time as your mother, who will you save first??" ”

"Of course, save my mother first......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou said justifiably.

"Why??" Comrade Li Guiying was not happy at that time, "If my son doesn't save me, you won't save me." Should I drown?? Why is my life so miserable?? ”

"Why is my life so miserable...... Under the table, there was a cry of the little girl.

"Little rabbit cub ......" Sister Bai's face was dark at that time, and she bent down to look under the table, but saw her baby daughter hiding under the table and gnawing on the pig's paws, "Get out of here......"

"No......" the little girl pouted and said quite resolutely.

"If you can't get out, if you don't come out, I'll arrest you, I'll tell you, if I catch you. I'll swell your ass......" Sister Bai glared at her unlucky daughter and threatened viciously.

"No...... the little girl looked at her mother angrily, "You can't beat me, I still have to save grandma......"

"Oops......" Comrade Li Guiying was immediately moved, and slapped Sister Bai's ass hard, "You beat my granddaughter and try it, I can't beat you to death......"

"How dare I......" Sister Bai covered her buttocks, smiled awkwardly, and ran to the side as soon as she slipped away.

"Grandma's good granddaughter. Come out and let grandma hug ......" Comrade Li Guiying beckoned to the little girl and said with an emotional face.

"Grandma......" The little girl suddenly crawled out from under the table, "Grandma, you won't let your mother spank Yaya's ass, right??" ”

"Rest assured. As long as grandma is there, no one will dare to spank you......" Comrade Li Guiying hugged the little girl and said.

"Grandma, don't worry. As long as you fall into the river, Yaya will save you first......" The little girl was immediately happy.

"Grandma's good granddaughter, Yo ......" Comrade Li Guiying kissed the little girl on the cheek, "You are really grandma's good granddaughter." Grandma raised a bunch of white-eyed wolves, but it broke grandma's heart very much, and grandma will only hurt you alone in the future......"

"Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee......," the little girl laughed.

"Wife......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was quite embarrassed, "You said that you are all land immortals, why do you still bother with my mother??" You don't know that, you know?? You say, don't say you fell into the river, you can't drown even if you fall into the sea, in this case, of course I have to save my mother first, after all, unfilial people will be condemned by public opinion......"

"Yes, yes......" Zhao Chuanxi nodded vigorously, "Unfilial people will be condemned by public opinion, I completely agree with this, I don't know if you agree with Auntie??" As he spoke, he also winked at Comrade Li Guiying, which made it quite obvious.

"Huh??" Comrade Li Guiying's brows furrowed, and she wondered for a long time, she really didn't see what Zhao Chuanxi's eyes meant, "Are you insinuating your brother??" Let your sister-in-law hear it, and you'll be finished, you know?? ”

"Uh......" A black line appeared on Zhao Chuanxi's head at that time, "When I didn't say anything......

"Do you feel like you play the piano to a cow??" Comrade Li Guiying is quite weak-hearted, "Otherwise, you can just say it, don't play dumb riddles with me......"

"How can I say that??" Zhao Chuanxi rolled his eyes at that time, "If I say it, my uncle won't tear me up??" ”

"I want to tear you up now......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou darkened his face and glared at Zhao Chuanxi angrily, "I've heard your brother say it a long time ago, you kid is not a thing, I didn't believe it at first, but now??" Believe it or not, I believe it anyway......"

"Hehe......" Zhao Chuanxi smiled awkwardly, "I'm not afraid of god-like opponents, I'm afraid of pigs...... Ahem, the brave are fearless, they are not afraid of anything......"

"Hmph......" Comrade Li Guiying smiled coldly, "It's a teammate like a pig, right??" Are you an ignorant village woman who doesn't know anything?? The old lady also rushed through the waves......"

"Yes, yes......" Zhao Chuanxi nodded vigorously, "Auntie, you are right, I was wrong, I shouldn't follow the blind mixing, I am guilty, you punish me......"

"Punish you for singing a song......," Comrade Li Guiying raised his eyebrows and said.

"I don't have all the five tones ......" Zhao Chuanxi's reason is very legitimate.

"Then just dance, square dance......" Comrade Li Guiying blinked his eyes and said.

"My limbs are stiff and ......" Zhao Chuanxi's reason is so justified that it is a mess.

"Then let's do a pole dance...... Comrade Li Guiying's face turned a little black.

"There's no steel pipe here...... Zhao Chuanxi blinked. And pole dancing also has high requirements for limb flexibility......"

"Okay......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's head was sweating, "Chuanxi, you should hurry up, if you refuse like this, your aunt will let you dance a dance that does not require the flexibility of the body......"

"Dance, naturally you have to have requirements for the flexibility of the body......" Zhao Chuanxi was quite surprised, and glanced at his master, "Master, is there a dance that does not require the flexibility of the body at all?" ”

"Yes......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi nodded and said.

"Huh??" Zhao Chuanxi was stunned. "Is there really one?? Is it a mechanical dance?? ”

"No......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi shook his head and said with considerable certainty.

"Zombie Dance??" Zhao Chuanxi raised his eyebrows, "It must be this, zombie, isn't that just stiff all over?" ”

"It's not ...... either" Daoist Yun Zhongzi shook his head, sighed slightly, and said.

"Okay, Master......" Zhao Chuanxi was a little impatient, "Don't sell it, just tell me......"

"Dance that doesn't require a bit of physical flexibility. It's the legendary striptease ......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi sighed and said.

"......" beads of sweat appeared on Zhao Chuanxi's head at that time, "Isn't it??" Striptease doesn't require a bit of flexibility? ”

"It doesn't matter if it's a mechanical dance or a zombie dance or something else. It's all about performing arts, only striptease, it's body art, silly boy......" Yun Zhongzi sighed and said.

"Xiao Zhao......" Comrade Li Guiying smiled coldly. Are your limbs really stiff? ”

"Auntie...... Zhao Chuanxi burst into tears, "I lied to you." Damn it, actually, I have a natural voice, and I sing so well......"

"Really??" Comrade Li Guiying was immediately happy, "Then you can sing me a song......

"Sing what??" Zhao Chuanxi wiped away his tears and said.

"Just sing what you're best at......" Comrade Li Guiying raised his eyebrows and said.

"Okay......" Zhao Chuanxi was no longer hypocritical, cleared his throat, "Send you outside the village, there is something to explain......"

It's just two voices, and everyone is calmed, this singing is simply amazing, is there such a singing in this world?? is a good song, and he was stunned to sing the high difficulty of "Nervous", this great singer can be regarded as a strange person.

"Stop......" Comrade Li Guiying urgently stopped when Zhao Chuanxi was about to sing the third sentence, "Stop, you can't sing, you should cut your tongue if you sing again......"

"Don't sing??" Zhao Chuanxi is quite ashamed, this matter is very troublesome, it is you who let me sing, and you are the one who doesn't let me sing, women are really impermanent, especially elderly women.

"What kind of singing is this?? This is simply asking for your life......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and Zhao Chuanxi's two throats really frightened him, and his face was pale and pale.

"Wow......" The little girl blinked her eyes, and then she cried out loud.

"Okay, okay......" Comrade Li Guiying hurriedly stroked the top of the little girl's brain, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be afraid ......"

"Grandma, people are afraid of ......" The little girl cried heartbreakingly, and a pair of small arms hugged Grandma's neck.

"Ahem......" Zhao Chuanxi coughed twice and glanced at his master.

"Don't come here, you must not come......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi was frightened at that time, and couldn't help but take two steps back, "I warn you, if you dare to come, I will die to show you......"

"Uncle Zhang......" Zhao Chuanxi made the master quite embarrassed, and he could only look at Zhang Wenge for comfort.

"Mom......" Zhang Wenge screamed heartbreakingly, and ran away as soon as he slipped away, it doesn't matter if you eat or not, it doesn't matter if you lose your life.

"Uncle Zheng......" Zhao Chuanxi was embarrassed, and looked at Zheng Dongfang pitifully.

"Gollum ......" Zheng Dongfang swallowed his saliva, took a few steps back, and then turned around and ran, as if there was a tiger chasing after him, not to mention the embarrassment.

"Wife......" Zhao Chuanxi's tears swirled in his eyes, and he looked at his wife pitifully.

"Husband......" Bai Suyun cried out at that time, "Let's get a divorce......

"You ......" Zhao Chuanxi was suddenly struck by lightning, and his eyes widened, "You actually ......"

"Husband, I really can't stand it......" Bai Suyun covered her mouth, tears falling down, "If it goes on like this, I will die, you can have pity on me......"

"Okay...... Zhao Chuanxi sighed, and hung his head a little depressed, "Divorce is divorce, you are all ...... Get away from me......"

"This is still a divorce??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou swallowed his saliva, "Isn't it a big fuss??" ”

"Divorce is too normal...... Comrade Li Guiying patted the little girl who was constantly choking, and couldn't help sighing, "Living with such a person, you can't put your life into it one day......"

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