When he said this, he inadvertently saw Yang Xiao's Adam's apple move violently a few times, and then retracted his feet as if he had been electrocuted.

Li Nannan was very strange: "Hey, Yang Xiao, you can't really be a girl, a woman dressing up as a man, right?" ”

"Put, nonsense, you're a woman."

Yang Xiao's face changed greatly, his voice was much thicker, and he raised his right foot again, making a gesture to step on Li Nannan's heart.

Li Nannan quickly shut his mouth.

He is not a slut, and when this weird and terrible Yang Xiao let him go, he really didn't have to deliberately use disgusting words to provoke others and ask for hardship.

"Li Nannan, in front of me in the future, you'd better keep your mouth clean, so as not to anger me, and really step you out."

After seeing Li Nannan shut up, Yang Xiao's face softened slightly, and he snorted coldly and took a few steps back.

It's like, after he gets closer to Li Nannan, this guy will really be something.

Li Nannan is purely a boiled duck with a hard mouth.

Even if he clearly saw that Yang Xiao had an Adam's apple, he was by no means a woman dressed as a man, and he knew that if people wanted to kill him, it didn't seem to be too simple, but he still couldn't help but roll his eyes, and said in a weird way: "Whatever you want." No matter what you do to me, Lao Tzu is here. Do you really think that Lao Tzu is the stupid woman who is afraid of death, and she will be so frightened by you, a dead pervert, that she doesn't even dare to speak? ”

After hearing him say this, Lin Yiting was angry to death.

If she could move, she would definitely run to the scum Li, raise her hand to pull out his full mouthful of teeth, and then ask him angrily: "If you don't use this kind of words to stimulate that dead pervert, will you die?" ”

If Yang Xiao is not stimulated, Li Nannan will certainly not die.

But he will be uncomfortable.

Thinking about the past, cough, talking about the dignified black ghost, but the heroes who singled out Qin Laoqi and Jing Hong's tenth team, when was a person who stepped on his chest with a stinky foot and threatened to step on his internal organs?

This is the one who tramples on him!

Li Nannan has always thought that you can trample on his dignity, but you must not trample on his people - dignity will not hurt after being trampled, after being trampled, now the stomach and back hurt so much that you want to scold your mother.

If you can't beat it, don't you use your mouth to find some ground?

"Lao Tzu scolds, mind your. Take care of yourself first. ”

Li Nannan's face was full of impatience, and he raised his hand to hold the cockpit and slowly stood up: "If Lao Tzu wasn't trying to save you, would he be trampled on by this dead pervert and shit?" Nima, I should have pretended to be blind and let you be grass by that big dog. ”

Lin Yiting, whose face was always miserable white, suddenly turned red after hearing him scold like this: "Bastard, you, what are you talking about?" ”

This time, Yang Xiao was not angry, but stood there with his hands behind his back, watching them quarrel with relish.

"I said you were to blame. If you stay in Jinghua's turtle den and don't come to Qingshan to oppose me, then how are you-"

When Li Nannan said this, he suddenly shut up, rubbed his back with his left hand, and leaned on the cockpit.

Yang Xiao was stunned for a moment and took a step forward: "Why don't you speak?" ”

"I'm thirsty."

Li Nannan said lightly.

Yang Xiao asked with concern: "Want to drink water?" ”

"Go get it for me."

Li Nannan said very eloquently.

"Okay, you wait, I'll be back shortly."

When Yang Xiao said the last word, his figure flashed, and he had already rushed out of the warehouse.

Lin Yiting stared at the door blankly, as if she was stupid.

Although she usually likes to watch boring soap operas, she occasionally watches costume films, so she knows the idiom "martial arts master", and for a while, she is also fascinated by Master Jin's "Heaven and Dragon Slayer" series of martial arts novels.

She never believed that whether it was ancient or modern, there would be that kind of martial arts master who flew off the wall in real life.

But now, she's seen it with her own eyes.

Yang Xiao proved with facts that the martial arts masters in martial arts novels were not made up by the author.

Rather, it is real.

Just as she was staring at the communication room that Yang Xiao had entered in a daze, she heard Li Nannan ask in a low voice: "Hey, what is the origin of this dead pervert?" ”

"How do I know? I also saw him under the tent at your booth. He had to force me to say that he was handsome, and I wouldn't say—"

"So, you almost got caught by a big dog."

"Bastard! Can you talk well? ”

"Okay. Then speak well. If Lao Tzu hadn't come in time, you would have been by that big dog for a strong girl. ”

"Li Nannan!"

"Alright, don't grin with me, you're not a big dog."

Li Nannan rubbed his stomach: "Do you know why he was obedient and went to get water for Lao Tzu?" ”

Lin Yiting objected: "Can you not always call yourself Lao Tzu with me, Lao Tzu?" ”

"Lao Tzu remembered."

"You—then you say, how could he obediently listen to you and go and fetch water for the old man and you?"

Lin Yiting is really unwilling to quarrel with this kind of unqualified person.

Otherwise, she would have been.

I don't know where to take out a toothpick, Li Nannan leaned on the cockpit, picked his teeth, and said slowly: "He, he likes to watch us quarrel." ”

Lin Yiting was stunned: "What?" ”

"Lao Tzu said that he likes to watch us quarrel."

Li Nannan turned his head, looked out of the door, frowned slightly, and said thoughtfully: "If Lao Tzu is not mistaken, this dead pervert should come from a place where the news is very closed." Moreover, he doesn't usually have many people in contact, and he doesn't know—"

Lin Yiting couldn't help but interrupt him: "I don't know the world." ”

Li Nannan lowered his face and stopped talking.

Lin Yiting was a little strange: "What, am I using this idiom wrong?" ”

"When a man is talking, it's best not to interrupt without authorization, to show how cultured you are."

For the sake of the two of them working together and not fighting in the nest, Li Nannan forgave her and continued: "Judging from the signs that he forced you, forced me to say that his name was good, praised him for his handsomeness, and liked to see us quarrel, Lao Tzu can conclude that his experience in social interaction will not exceed that of a five-year-old child." ”

"Actually, to put it bluntly, he is a turtle who has never seen the world."

Thinking that the master who had abused himself was actually just a turtle with high skills, but a simple mind and easy to coax, Li Nannan suddenly became happy.

The modern era is an era of vigorous development of IQ.

High-IQ people can definitely crush those reckless people who know how to do it.

Li Nannan asked himself, his IQ is not much inferior to Helan Xiaoxin, so to deal with Yang Xiao's ignorance of the world, no, it should be a turtle, it should be more than enough.

If you make good use of your IQ, you might be able to take him as your younger brother.

Thinking that after really accepting Yang Xiao as his junior brother, he could come forward to help him do bad things that would damage Boss Li's heroic image, Li Nannan couldn't be beautiful in his heart.

When he was suddenly immersed in conjecture, he didn't notice Lin Yiting's slightly frowning and thoughtful expression.

Until a bottle of mineral water was suddenly handed to him in front of his face.

Yang Xiao brought water.

In order to prove the feasibility of a certain plan again, Li Nannan said with a cold expression: "Help me unscrew the lid." ”

No matter how simple Yang Xiao's thinking is, at this time, he can also see that Li Nannan is deliberately calling him.

With a slight sneer, he was about to raise his hand to throw the mineral water out, when Li Nannan spoke in time: "Otherwise, I won't quarrel with that woman again, let you watch the excitement, and learn from it the way you want to do things the most." Not to mention telling you that your attempt to bully her with a big dog is a crime that can cause public outrage. ”

Yang Xiao's eyes flickered, but he didn't say anything, and according to Li Nannan's instructions, he helped him unscrew the cap of the mineral water bottle: "Do you still need it, can I feed you water?" ”

"Then I won't be able to."

From the eager look on Yang Xiao's face, after seeing that he really wanted to feed himself water, Li Nannan hurriedly smiled and stretched out his hand to grab the mineral water.

He was really afraid that he would be choked to death by this ignorant and wrong, turtle.

"You can talk now, just quarrel with her, right?"

Finally, after Li Nannan tasted wine and drank the whole bottle of water in small sips, Yang Xiao asked.

Li Nannan's face was full of looks of are you a fool, and he asked him, "Why should I quarrel with her?" ”

Yang Xiao was stunned: "You quarreled just now." You said you were thirsty—"

Li Nannan interrupted him: "It was just now, and now is now." I was interested in arguing with her just now, but now it's gone. ”

Yang Xiao smiled: "Li Nannan, you play with me." ”

Li Nannan raised his hand and snapped his fingers: "Congratulations, you learned another trick from me." ”

The corners of Yang Xiao's mouth pursed hard, his body shook, and he floated to Lin Yiting's side like a ghost, and raised his foot to step on her back: "Li Nannan, I'll count to three." If you still say that you don't want to quarrel with her, then you are killing her. ”

"Really?"

Li Nannan's face changed.

Yang Xiao nodded slowly.

"One, two, three!"

Li Nannan quickly shouted three numbers: "I'm done shouting for you, you can trample her to death." ”

Yang Xiao's cheeks had a reaction that would only occur when he gritted his teeth, and his right foot sank suddenly.

Lin Yiting suddenly felt a sharp pain in her waist, opened her mouth to scream, and scolded Li Nannan for adding level eight, but the foot suddenly stepped on the back of her head, forcing her to press her whole face on the car.

It's hard to breathe, where can you still scold?

Yang Xiao suddenly changed and stepped on Lin Yiting's part, it was because Li Nannan once said something that made him disgusting.

But what if you step on Lin Yiting's head?

There will only be red and white brains flowing out.

Although the brain is more terrifying, Yang Xiao will not regurgitate.

The human skull is very hard, and it takes more strength to step on it, Yang Xiao took a light breath, and was about to step on it violently, when Li Nannan spoke: "Wait." ”

"You think I'm going to listen to you? If you tell me to wait, I'll wait. ”

Yang Xiao looked cool and asked Li Nannan.

Stupid, if you really didn't listen to me, you would have stepped on it a long time ago, how can you say all this nonsense?

Li Nannan scolded in his heart, and said: "Before you step on her, I want to tell you a truth." After listening to my life experience that has been summed up for 24 years, you will find that as a man with a better name than mine and a more handsome man than me, how unqualified it is to treat a beautiful woman in such a cruel way, and will be despised by hundreds of millions of people. ”

"You are finally willing to admit that my name is better than yours, and my people are more handsome than yours!"

Yang Xiao was overjoyed, let go of the right foot that was stepping on Lin Yiting's head, and jumped in front of him with a strong step: "Ha, when I see Yue Zitong in the future, I will definitely tell her what you said." Convince her. ”

"What?"

Li Nannan was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly said: "The one who said that my name is better than yours, and that I am more handsome than you, is Yue Zitong." ”

"That's right."

Yang Xiao nodded, and said seemingly casually: "Last night in Yunge Mountain, after she slept with the man surnamed Feng, she said this to me. ”