Chapter 1317 Brother Xiao is mighty, cigars are like JJ!
Upon hearing this, Zhou Xiaoqiang, Gong Sicheng and others gasped, and they really felt that these 3,000 boxes of Cuban cigars were very expensive.
In their original understanding, a box of ordinary cigars would be a few hundred pieces at most. But now it's good, just one will cost hundreds.
However, Xiang Dongliu directly took out a bank card and raised his head: "Swipe the card." ”
"Okay."
The front desk lady took the bank card with a smile and operated, and at the same time did not forget to say: "According to your consumption limit, I can give you a cigar cutter and a cigar lighter." ”
"Thank you then."
Xiang Dongliu smiled and nodded, and then saw that there was still red wine in the glass case, so he stretched out his finger and pointed, "Can you send a few more bottles of ordinary Great Wall dry red?" It should be fine, right? ”
"This ...... The boss doesn't have that rule. "The front desk lady was a little embarrassed, thinking that it would be okay if she sent one bottle, but there are seven of you, I'm afraid you need at least three bottles in total, right? If you do the math, it's going to be hundreds.
"Then I'll buy another box."
Xiang Dong thought about it for a while, and felt that it would be better to buy more cigars and go back to smoke, so he immediately stretched out two fingers and smiled: "Two boxes of Churchill cigars, you can always send a few more bottles of Great Wall Dry Red, right?" ”
After speaking, Xiang Dongliu didn't wait for the front desk lady to agree, so he directly talked to Zhou Xiaoqiang and signaled that he could go and get it.
Sure enough, when the front desk lady was busy operating the card swiping process, Zhou Xiaoqiang quickly walked into the counter and brought out four bottles of Great Wall dry red in one go, which made the counter lady a little helpless.
However, when she calculated the price, she felt that there was still a profit, so she smiled and took out another box of Churchill cigars and put it on the counter, and said to Xiang Dongliu: "This gentleman is really good at shopping, I hope to visit again next time." ”
"No problem, borrow an ashtray first, and then borrow seven goblets, I'm sorry for you."
After entering the password and making the payment, Xiang Dongliu quickly picked up two boxes of 25 wooden boxes of Churchill cigars, turned around and returned to the leather sofa in the lobby and sat down. Zhou Xiaoqiang, Gong Sicheng and others followed with four bottles of Great Wall dry red.
Seeing such a situation, the front desk lady did not hesitate, and immediately ran to get a boxy ashtray and put it on the table in front of the sofa, and then turned around and ran away to get seven clean goblets, and placed them in front of Xiang Dongliu and the others one by one.
"Thanks."
Zhou Xiaoqiang picked up a Churchill cigar protected by an aluminum cylinder, unscrewed the lid very happily and took out the cigar, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it gently: "Seriously, I have never smoked a cigar, and I don't know what it tastes like." ”
"It's going to fascinate you."
Xiang Dongliu laughed, quickly used a cigar cutter to cut off the cap of a cigar in hand, and then handed it to Gong Sicheng and said: "Try it, pay attention to the difference between smoking and smoking, you can't inhale the smoke into your lungs." ”
"Come on, come on, I'll take care of cutting the eggplant hat."
Zhang Xiao quickly got up and walked around to the front of Xiang Dongliu, reached out and took the cigar cutter in Xiang Dongliu's hand and got busy. Fang Lingfeng and Wu Ruiwei opened the Great Wall and poured it into seven transparent goblets on average.
After a while, Xiang Dongliu and his group of seven people lit cigars, each with a glass of Great Wall dry red, elegantly crossed Erlang's legs, which was extremely eye-catching.
Take a puff of cigar, wrap the smoke in your mouth, then gently exhale, and take another sip of red wine, at this time the mouth is still filled with the aroma of cigars, the red wine and the flavor of the cigar are perfectly blended, I have to say that this is a very intoxicating enjoyment.
"If the Great Wall were to be red, and replace it with Lafite in '82, I think it would be even more perfect."
Xiang Dongliu puffed out the smoke elegantly, and turned his head to look at Zhou Xiaoqiang and the others: "Do you feel that smoking cigars is much more upscale than smoking cigarettes?" ”
"That is, a pack of cordyceps sinensis is only one hundred and fifteen, and this cigar is one hundred and two hundred or two." Zhou Xiaoqiang laughed and said, "Let's smoke a pack of expensive cigarettes in one go, can it not be high-end?" ”
"Is there any interest?" Gong Sicheng made a contemptuous movement, and immediately rolled his eyes and said, "Brother Dong is not talking about money, but about the taste of cigars. ”
"I think it's about the same."
Zhang Xiao ha: "Everyone is a layman, what is pretending to be elegant or indecent!" Anyway, I just think that smoking a cigar is cooler than smoking a cigarette because it's big and thick, like JJ. ”
“……”
As soon as these words came out, Xiang Dongliu, Zhou Xiaoqiang and others almost took the cigar that was being stuffed into their mouths in unison, and then temporarily put it in the ashtray and scolded with laughter.
"J, your sister! Lao Tzu is smoking a cigar, and you actually use such an adjective! I almost have a feeling of sucking my own JJ! ”
"Brother Xiao, you're so evil, no wonder you can't taste cigars."
"From this point of view, his JJ should be the size and length of this cigar, but in terms of stoutness...... Everybody gets it. ”
"Aha."
Under a burst of laughter, Zhang Xiao's face was red and white on the spot, and then he explained embarrassedly: "I just now, in fact, I meant that the cigar is similar to when JJ doesn't get an erection." ”
“…… Will it be too long? ”
Xiang Dongliu glanced at his crotch and smiled: "The length of this Cuban Romeo Churchill cigar seems to be 6.9 inches, which should be converted into centimeters...... 17.526! ”
Hearing this, Shangguan Yan laughed steeply: "Oh, Brother Xiao, you are so awesome, you have nearly twenty centimeters without an erection!" If you get an erection, do you still have it? I'm afraid it's going to skyrocket to 40 centimeters, right? ”
As he spoke, Shangguan Yan made a careful comparison, and then laughed even more impatiently: "Estimated this length, you have to pierce other beauties." ”
"Brother Xiao is mighty!"
Gong Sicheng gave a thumbs up and said: "At this length, it doesn't matter if it's a little tender, but I just don't know if anyone can stand it, it's nearly half a meter, and you can come out of your mouth directly if you poke it in." ”
"It's better to find a cow, and it doesn't matter if you stab you to death."
"Or a tigress."
“……”
Under the jokes of Xiang Dongliu and others, Zhang Xiao's face was directly darkened.
Although he didn't dare to say anything to Xiang Dongliu, Zhou Xiaoqiang, Gong Sicheng and other others, he was not afraid, so he immediately reached out and grabbed the back of Shangguan Yan's neck and scolded with a smile: "The dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth!" You're a girl, there's no good thing that comes out of your mouth. ”
"Can you still spit ivory in your mouth?"
Shangguan Yan teased without fear: "You spit out a try, I think Brother Dong will be happy to reward you with a large box of Churchill cigars." ”
“……”