Chapter 598: Stink
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"Oh??" Yun Zhongzi raised his eyebrows, "Has the true qi mutated??" Why don't we finish eating and find a place to practice well?? ”
"Okay......" Sister Bai gritted her teeth and looked at the old Taoist, "I hope you will still speak so hard when the time comes......"
"I said......" Zhao Chuanxi threw the biochip to his sister-in-law, "Let's eat, when the rules were big in the past, we paid attention to food and didn't say anything, what grievances and grievances do we have, can we wait until we finish eating to solve it??" ”
"That's right...... that's right," Zheng Dongfang nodded again and again, "Xiaojun is now researching biochips, if you disturb her, it will seem that everyone is not level...... "Not only is there no level, but it annoys Qin Xiaojun, and you have to pay a heavy price."
"This biochip, there is nothing to study, the main thing is the energy supply......" The girl threw the little meat ball in her hand, "The higher the purity of the energy supply, the higher the chance of evolution......" said and threw the little meat ball to Zheng Dongfang.
"Really??" Zheng Dongfang caught the little meat ball, and then played with it in his hand, "But this scientific research institution, the research level is really high enough, and even this thing can be studied, but how to use it is a problem......
"The ...... used on the computer" Qin Xiaojun picked up the chopsticks, pulled out the fish's eyes, put them in his mouth and chewed slowly, "This little lump of flesh can release bioelectricity, once it is connected to the computer, it will start the computer, but the components of the computer are relatively fine, even if it is bioelectricity, it may not be able to last long, but I estimate that it should be fine after half a month......
"You mean...... Zheng Dongfang's eyes lit up, "They are researching this thing, and they plan to let this replace the central processing unit??" ”
"This little lump of flesh. It's originally a central processing unit.,If it's installed on a computer.,As long as it runs continuously for half a month.,The running speed can completely explode any supercomputer known on shijie.,But the end of shijie has come.,This thing is not very useful......" The girl pursed her lips and said.
"You said, this thing absorbs energy...... Nie Canglong's eyes flashed with a fine light, "Why don't I make a formation and directly provide energy to it......"
"You're going to gather the Spirit Array??" The girl's eyes lit up. "I didn't expect it, you still have this ability??"
"Spirit Gathering Array??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "This name is not bad, I also plan to name it the Fresh Array, then it will be called the Spirit Gathering Array......"
"Fresh Array?? Pure Heart Array?? The girl's eyes were a little puzzled, "Is it the freshness of the fresh air, or the pure heart of the pure heart with few desires?" ”
"The air is fresh and fresh, and the original intention of I researched this formation was to eliminate filth. Let the air be fresh, in fact, this air is fresh, and the aura will naturally be sufficient. It's quite appropriate to call it the Spirit Gathering Array......" Nie Canglong hurriedly explained.
"Hmm......" the girl nodded, "Sounds like an air conditioner......"
"Of course......" Nie Canglong nodded very seriously, "I just plan to use this formation as an air conditioner......"
"Then it's better to call the air conditioner array, in honor of the Gree air conditioner that makes us warm in winter and cool in summer. It's a pity, it's only been a long time since it came out...... What a young death......" The girl couldn't help but sigh and said.
"This ......," Nie Canglong couldn't help grinning. You say it's called an air-conditioning array, so it's called an air-conditioning array......"
"Sister-in-law, do you like this biochip?? If you like it, I'll give it to you......" Zhao Chuanxi glanced at his sister-in-law and said.
"Is this this??" The girl raised her eyebrows, "I like it, I like it, but it's useless for me to come, and I can't support it, so you, it's better to keep it for yourself......"
"Isn't that what gives it energy??" Zhao Chuanxi was a little surprised, "You can't afford to raise it, won't let my brother keep it??" ”
"Your brother??" The girl listened to Zhao Chuanxi's words, and couldn't help but glance at the man, "If he raises it, he won't be able to raise it in a day. ?" ”
"Uh......" Zhao Chuanxi glanced at the elder brother and couldn't help but smile, "That's right, the elder brother's true anger is too domineering, but don't you still have Xiaoqing??" Xiaoqing passed on some dragon energy to it, maybe it could evolve into a dragon......"
"If you talk about your brother's murderous aura, you have to say dragon a......ura," the girl waved her hand, "This biochip is still an embryo, and it can't stand the destruction, but the gentle Taoist true qi is more suitable for it......"
"Hmph, hum, hum......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist was happy at the time, "Apprentice, if you don't be my apprentice, your biochip won't be able to support you at all, do you know?" ”
"That's not right......" Zhao Chuanxi glanced at the master, "My cultivation method is not the ...... you taught."
"Hey......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi's eyes widened, "You are an unlucky apprentice, you are an apprentice of a teacher, and your cultivation is naturally the practice of a teacher......
"My exercises, but my brother got the qigong method from Zhengjia Village...... Zhao Chuanxi pouted and said.
"You don't understand, do you??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi rolled his eyes, "Zhengjia Village's qigong mental method, it is similar to the little Wuxianggong in "Tianlong Babu", it belongs to the most basic cultivation mental method, do you know what it means??" Now that you have obtained my inheritance, your true qi is naturally more biased towards our Taoist true qi......"
"I don't understand much...... Zhao Chuanxi shook his head, "Why did you still run out of martial arts??" ”
"I'm just making an analogy, do you understand the analogy??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi rolled his eyes, "I mean, the mental method you cultivate is very malleable, and you can cultivate the kung fu of all sects, but once you cultivate, you will cultivate the kung fu of other sects...... Although it can also be cultivated, the effect is much worse......"
"Didn't you say that it was like a little nothing?? People are small and have no martial arts, but they can imitate all martial arts......" Zhao Chuanxi pursed his lips and said.
"You unlucky boy, didn't I give you an analogy??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi glared at the unlucky apprentice, "Do you understand the analogy??" What I mean is to say that the true qi you cultivate is similar to that of Xiao Wuxianggong, and you don't say that it is Xiao Wuxianggong......"
"It's got ......," Zhao Chuanxi rolled his eyes, "I won't argue with you anymore." I'll just treat you as if you didn't say anything just now?? ”
"...... you" Yun Zhongzidao's eyes widened, but for a while, he really didn't know what to say.
"Master......" Zhao Chuanxi sighed, "With you, Master, even if I have poured blood mold for eight lifetimes, you said that you explain something, but you can't explain it clearly, how can you preach and teach and solve doubts??" You still have the face to accept apprentices, I'm really ...... I don't even know what to say......"
"Little bunny, are you angry with me??" The eyes of the Cloud Son Daoist were red at that time. "Do you believe in clearing the portal for the teacher??"
"My brother is here, I really don't believe it......" Zhao Chuanxi shook his head, "You...... Not so bold......"
"Little rabbit cub......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Leader was about to blow up his lungs, "I must teach you a painful lesson today, otherwise you don't know the means of being a teacher......"
"Okay, okay......" Zhao Chuanxi waved his hand, "I know that your means are all over the world, and even my brother has to bow down, this is always okay, right?" ”
"Husband, I really didn't expect it. You are this kind of person, is that how you talk to your master?? You really disappointed me......" Bai Suyun looked at Zhao Chuanxi with disdain and said disappointedly.
"I can't think of it, I can't think of it......" Yunzhongzi Daoist suddenly burst into tears, "The apprentice that the old man has worked so hard to harvest." It turned out to be a white-eyed wolf, and it was not as good as a white snake spirit who had just transformed into a white snake spirit who knew more about personnel, and I was ashamed to be ashamed......"
"You don't understand...... Zhao Chuanxi glanced at his daughter-in-law, "Our master has to be cheap." The master who climbs along the pole, you must not give him a good look, otherwise. He can climb on top of you and haute pull a bubble of......"
"Ah......" Bai Suyun was startled at the time, and her little hand subconsciously covered her head, "Don't on my head......"
"You know you're scared, right??" Zhao Chuanxi smiled proudly, "He's pulled it on my head several times......"
"Huh......" Bai Suyun suddenly twisted his body and tried to stay away from his own man, "You're so disgusting, I said why do you always have a smell on your body, dare to be ...... Remember, go take a shower in a moment, or you won't want to touch me again......"
"The I just said is an adjective...... Zhao Chuanxi's face turned black at the time, "Describing him as having to inch in, doesn't mean that he really pulled, if he really pulled, I wouldn't have stuffed him with a stick bag at the right time??" ”
"You didn't lie to me, did you??" Bai Suyun still felt a little embarrassed, "Don't lie to me......"
"Why am I lying to you if I have nothing to do??" Zhao Chuanxi rolled his eyes, "I have this, must I??" ”
"Then why do you have a stinky smell on you??" Bai Suyun was still a little uneasy, "How did you get that smell??" ”
"Why didn't I smell it??" Zhao Chuanxi felt that he was about to die unjustly, since he had cultivated, when did he ever have a strange smell on his body? ? Isn't that a joke??
"In short, there is, it's fishy and smelly, and there is an astringent feeling...... Bai Suyun pouted and said.
"Puff......" Sister Bai couldn't help it at that time, and laughed out loud directly.
"What are you laughing at??" Yuan Siyu glanced at Sister Bai and asked a little puzzled.
"Hee-hee-......" Sister Bai leaned over and muttered in Yuan Siyu's ear.
"Mom, my car is going to be bad...... Yuan Siyu suddenly exclaimed, "But it makes me sick to death......"
"Why do you want it??" Sister Bai pursed her lips, "You haven't rented a house before, have you?" Can you guarantee that the house has not been rented to a couple of people before? ”
"Can that be the same??" Yuan Siyu glanced at Sister Bai, "The rented house is not mine, after expiration, as long as you don't pay the rent, the house is the landlord's, this car is mine, no matter what time it is, it's mine, do you understand??" ”
"If you don't want it, you can give me the car, I don't have a car yet......" Sister Bai rolled her eyes and said.
"I'll give you the car?? I just smashed it, and I won't give it to you......" Yuan Siyu glanced at Sister Bai and said with a sneer.
"Why are you so dark in your heart?? Your car, but the first car made by Canglong, do you understand the first car? ? How monumental is it?? You actually want to smash it, are you worthy of Canglong's hard work?? Sister Bai immediately said with a dissatisfied face.
"It's because it's the first car Canglong made. So I'd rather smash it than give it to you......" Yuan Siyu said with a sneer.
"Was that the first car I made??" Nie Canglong blinked his eyes, "No, I remember that the first car I made was a tricycle I made when I was a child, and I gave it to my cousin......"
"Puff......" Sister Bai laughed at the time, "Dare to love is the second car??" What's that still called?? Just call No. 2 to get ......"
"That's not right...... Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "The first car I made was a tricycle, the second car was a small cart, and now my father still uses it to push dung......"
"Haha......" Sister Bai suddenly couldn't restrain her daxiao. It turns out that this so-called No. 1 car turned out to be a junior?? Giggles, it's ridiculous......"
"That's even more wrong...... Nie Canglong shook his head, "The third car I made is a donkey cart that I welded with electricity, I don't know how it is in other places, anyway, in our hometown, the livestock raised by the family are generally donkeys." I still remember when I was fifteen years old, my grandfather's original donkey cart was made of wood, and after a long time, it rained again. The wood was rotten, and I was hooked on electric welding during that time. So I stole my dad's money, bought some steel pipes and angles, and welded a donkey cart for my grandfather. Don't say it, the iron is better than the wood, not only strong, but also light, for which I made my grandfather so rude......"
"Dare to love ......" Sister Bai blinked her eyes, "Someone's No. 1 car, can't even rank as a junior??" I don't know if I can get to the position of the junior......"
"Nie Canglong, you just say, how old can you get this car you made for me?" Yuan Siyu gritted his teeth and looked at the man, and said viciously.
"Old eight??" Nie Canglong thought about it and said with some uncertainty.
"Is it the old eight??" Yuan Siyu glared at the man angrily, "You made it clear to me......"
"Whether it's the eighth child or not, I really don't know......" Nie Canglong shook his head, "I've always liked to tinker with things since I was a child, sometimes I did it myself, sometimes I did it with my grandfather, of course, my dad has the same hobby as me, so sometimes I will work with him, counting the cooperation with my grandfather and my father, there are not twenty cars that are made, but there must be thirty cars......"
"Do you make so many cars for food?" Yuan Siyu gritted his teeth and said.
"Of course not...... Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "Who doesn't have a neighbor or something?" Oh, the neighbor saw that the car you made was very good, please help make one, what should you do?? Everyone has spoken, if you refuse directly, how much will it hurt your feelings?? ”
"You have a fart relationship with a few broken neighbors?? Do you kiss them or love them? Yuan Siyu's little face turned red, and he said angrily.
"Look at you......" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "This distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor, my grandmother was once poisoned by gas, thanks to the neighbor's help to send her to the hospital, otherwise, my grandmother would be ......gone."
"I ......" Yuan Siyu heard Nie Canglong's words, and she didn't know what to say at that time, it seemed that talking about how the neighbors and neighbors were, it was a bit of a feeling for other people's grandmothers, squeezing Nie Canglong, she didn't care at all, because she knew that Nie Canglong wouldn't do anything to her for this, but if she squeezed Nie Canglong's family, then maybe it would really make him angry, in fact, not only her, even Qin Xiaojun would not joke with Nie Canglong's parents and family, at most it was just taking advantage of him.
"Canglong is right, this distant relative is indeed inferior to close neighbors, in modern society, the sense of prevention is too strong, everyone has become a victim paranoia, the relationship between this person and people is gradually estranged, even between neighbors, there is a bit of a smell of chickens and dogs, old and dead do not get along...... Zheng Dongfang couldn't help but sigh and said.
"Our neighbors often come to our house...... Qin Xiaojun said with a smug smile.
"Your family lives in the compound of the municipal party committee, your father is the oldest, and it's too normal for neighbors to visit the house......" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl and said.
"You always praise me for being beautiful...... the girl pouted and looked at the man with a dissatisfied face.
"Sycophant, if you can visit your house, the official must have reached a certain level, if you praise your father for being handsome and chic, how pompous would it be? ? Leave a bad impression on the secretary, there will be obstacles to the promotion of the eight achievements in the future, praise you for being just right, as long as you please you, you say in front of your father, that uncle is really good, if there is a chance to be promoted in the future, your father will not be the first to think about him?? Nie Canglong pursed his lips and said.
"Little Green Snake, do you mean to say that they praised me for my beauty, and they deliberately flattered me and asked me to say good things to them in front of my father??" The girl's little brows were twisted, she glared at the man, and said angrily.
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