Chapter 974 Two Stories

Luo Yunhu's body was shocked, as if he had been insulted, he glared at Bai Mei with dumbfounded eyes, and reprimanded angrily, "Drink!" You can insult me as a beast, but you must not insult me as a beast! ”

"......" Bai Mei's spirit, which was still a little confused, instantly sobered up, and stared at Luo Yun with an extremely strange look, "Is there any difference in this?" ”

"Of course there's a difference." Luo Yun said as a matter of course, "I'll tell you a story and you'll understand." ”

"There must be this...... Bai Mei muttered quietly, but she did not refuse Luo Yun's request to tell a story to explain.

"When I was a college student in my previous life, there was a story circulating in the rivers and lakes: a female graduate student went to the professor's house, and the two chatted and talked about the late day, and the female graduate student ......"

"Wait!" Bai Mei ruthlessly interrupted Luo Yun's passion for storytelling, ignored his resentful expression, and asked with a posture of 'living to learn from old age', "Palace Master, what is a female graduate student?" Is it okay to eat? ”

"......" Luo Yun rolled his eyes wildly, but in the face of a good disciple who was "young and ignorant, knowledgeable, shameless to ask, and upward every day", Luo Yun still explained to Bai Mei in the spirit of a teacher's professional ethics, "What about female graduate students, uh, it's ...... The lord of this palace was not a college student in his previous life, this was called a bachelor at the time, and a graduate student was a master's degree, and only after completing a bachelor's degree can he study for a master's degree, and a female graduate student is also a female master. ”

After a pause, Luo Yun seemed to remember something, and continued, "After finishing a master's degree, you will study for a doctorate, and after you finish a doctorate, you will be a postdoctoral fellow." At that time, there was a special division for female postdocs, which did not belong to the category of men and women, but to the third category of people! ”

"Female postdoc? The third category of people? Bai Mei whispered a few times, unaware of it, and then asked curiously, "What about the postdoc?" ”

"There are two female postdocs to the next level!" The corners of Luo Yun's mouth twitched slightly, as if he remembered some unbearable past, "Either become a leftover fighter, be a strong woman who is clean and self-conscious, and keep herself like jade, or become a martyr, and the thoughts are accessible but mortal, and end your dirty life gorgeously......"

"Palace Master, what you said is so evil!" Bai Mei pouted, as if she didn't believe it.

"Believe it or not, anyway, my friends and I are steadfast in our faith." Luo Yun nodded with a righteous face, and then looked at him, ", what was I going to say before?" ”

"The story of the beast and the beast is not as good as the beast......" Bai Mei looked disdainful, and then muttered softly, "You don't even know what you want to say, and you even convince me of the delusion of a dream?" ”

"Even, go on, don't interrupt this time......" Luo Yun ignored Bai Mei's disdainful eyes and continued to talk eloquently, "Anyway, the female graduate student wanted to leave at that time, but the professor kept saying that it was late and it was not safe on the road, so you can sleep here and leave at dawn." The female graduate student said that it was inconvenient in your home. The professor said what does it matter, you still don't believe me as a person? So the female graduate student stayed, but she was bullied by the professor, so she said don't touch me. The professor said that I am a professor, and I am a beast when I touch you. ”

After a pause to moisten his throat, Luo Yun continued, "The professor really didn't touch the female graduate student that night. However, for this female graduate student, she barely slept that night, and she looked forward to the professor's coming. The next day dawned. The female graduate student got up and went home, and at this time, the professor came over and said, why did you leave so early? The female graduate student didn't look back, and threw a sentence to the professor: 'Beasts are not as good!' And he went straight away......

"Finished?" Baimei didn't hear Luo Yun's voice, and asked suspiciously.

"It's over!" Luo Yun nodded affirmatively.

"Palace Master, what kind of thoughts are you trying to convey to me through this story?" Bai Mei asked with a puzzled expression.

"Didn't you realize it?" Luo Yun looked distressed, and was very disappointed in Baimei's ability to understand.

"What?" Baimei waved her hand, looking cute and stupid that I didn't know anything.

"I ......" Luo Yun was speechless for a while, and then his eyes rolled, "Okay, since you don't understand this modern version, then I'll tell you about an ancient version, and the background of the times is also very in line with the setting of the Shenwu Continent." ”

"And?" Baimei's head tilted, her eyes widened, and she pretended to be an exaggerated look that she couldn't stand it and was going to faint.

"Well, it's going to be easy for you to understand this time." Luo Yun said confidently, "Once upon a time, there was a scholar and a young lady who knew each other and fell in love. One day, they met on a trip, and when it rained heavily, they went to an empty house to take shelter from the rain and stayed overnight. There is only one bed in this house, and although the two are in love, they are not in chaos. The young lady took pity on the son, so she shamefully invited the son to share a bed, but in the middle of the pillow, wrote a note, saying, "Those who cross the line are also beasts." The scholar was a gentleman, and he really endured it all night, but he didn't get into chaos. The next morning, the young lady woke up, and left a note. There are seven big characters in the book, 'Thou shalt not even be as good as a beast'"

"Well, I understand this story." Bai Mei nodded very affirmatively this time, and then raised her little head again, her eyes were flooded with peach blossoms, "So what do these two stories tell us?" ”

"What a difference between a beast and a beast!" Luo Yun looked heartbroken, and really felt that Baimei's IQ was a hard injury, "That professor and scholar are typical beasts!" ”

"Forehead ......" Bai Mei's little hand touched her forehead lightly, tilted her head and blinked her eyes and asked cutely, "Palace Master, if it were you, what would you do?" ”

"Me? Of course I ......am" Luo Yun's chin was raised, ready to say something righteous and bright, but he was defeated under Baimei's transparent eyes that pointed directly at his heart, and he hesitated for a long time, and finally did not express his opinion.

"Ha, the palace master still dares to quibble, he admits that he is inferior to beasts!" Bai Mei clapped her hands, her face fluttered, and her expression seemed to come to life.

"Hmph, no matter what, you just can't say that I'm inferior to a beast." Luo Yun saw that he couldn't get the upper hand verbally, so he played helplessly.

"Why?" Baimei's little mouth was flattened, and I looked very unconvinced.

"Just because I'm the palace master." Luo Yunhu's body was shocked, and he said confidently.

"......" Baimei rolled her eyes and fell directly to the ground with blood.

"And why do you say that I have done you something inferior to a beast?" Luo Yun ignored it and questioned fiercely, "What did I do?" How did I not know about it myself? ”

"Now pretend to be confused." The corners of Baimei's mouth twitched, and she looked like she despised you, "Last night, the palace master secretly took advantage of us in the middle of the night after I fell asleep with Qianjiao's junior sister, isn't this a beast?" ”

"I'm taking advantage of you???" Luo Yun's tiger eyes were the largest, filled with a lot of disbelief and complex absurdity, "No one sleeps honestly, holding my thigh as a pillow in the middle of the night, and drooling on it; Who dreamed of chicken legs in his sleep, and grabbed my thigh is a hard bite; Who is ......?"

"Stop!" Bai Mei's delicate little face flew a light red, and hurriedly raised her hand to stop, and then let him continue, and all the troubles after he fell asleep were exposed, and those were the last things she wanted to know, so she changed the topic and said, "Okay, I misunderstood the palace master." ”

"Misunderstanding? Is it just a simple 'misunderstanding'? Luo Yun's pupils dilated, and he looked unwilling to give up, "Do you know how I survived last night?" Look at my ......."

"What's wrong?" Bai Mei looked at Luo Yun's whole body up and down with a puzzled face, there was nothing.

"Well, this is the effect of my shower and change clothes." Luo Yun looked down at himself for a moment, and then he reacted, and then looked up at Bai Mei again, with a look of righteous indignation, "Are you really so ruthless?" He kicked me out of the tent! And there was a torrential rain last night, and when I woke up, I found myself lying in a muddy ditch, and I was speechless......"

"Really?" Bai Mei's beautiful eyes widened, with a look of curiosity and doubt, "Why don't I know anything?" ”

Although Baimei pretended to be innocent and innocent of my innocence and ignorance, the treacherous and cunning Luo Yun still saw a hint of joy and success from the depths of her peach blossom-filled eyes, but in her heart, she was 120,000 sure that this little girl was definitely "framing" herself.

"Hmph, you just pretend, anyway, I've already 'avenged'." Luo Yun looked at Baimei, who sold a cute hand in front of him, and secretly thought in his heart, but he said, "Palace master, I was kicked out of the tent by someone in the middle of the night, and it was difficult to fall asleep, so I simply took on the role of a guard, and I guarded the door conscientiously all night, and the lightning and thunder that fell from the world were all dispersed by me, and not even a little electric spark was splashed on the tent!" It is precisely because of the hard work of the palace master and me that you and Qianjiao can sleep so comfortably! ”

"Yes...... Is it? Bai Mei narrowed her eyes, and the corners of her mouth provoked a little fox-like smile, "That person really wants to thank the palace master...... However, palace master, you are so careless, you are always like this, how will you live in the future! Look at what is under your feet? ”

"Under the feet?" Luo Yun lowered his head in a daze, looked at it at a glance, and suddenly the tiger's body shook, second, and shook, and his head was instantly covered with beads of sweat the size of beans, flowing down his cheeks, falling to the ground, and falling into the picture that he had forgotten by mistake.

Under his feet, there is a picture of a beautiful woman - Baimei in the picture, lying on the bed in big characters, her upper body is slightly tilted, her eyes are blurred, hidden tears, her cherry lips are half open, and her face is bright and sad......

Well, of course, the charm in this picture is also insignificant......

"This ......" Luo Yun was speechless.