Chapter 179: Heal in one shot
Mulan glared at Long Jun fiercely, and scolded coquettishly: "Your sister! If you are told to take good care of it, you will take good care of it, why is it all this nonsense? ”
When she said this, Mulan stood up, waved her small fist, and kept slapping Long Jun's back.
While beating, he said: "You say, are you underwhelmed?" Are you underwhelmed ......?"
Long Jun let Mulan'er's small fist hit him, and he didn't even think about dodging.
Anyway, I'm Xiaoqiang who can't be killed, oh no, it should be the god of war who can't be killed! It doesn't matter whether you dodge or not!
Thinking like this, Long Jun enjoyed it very much, this comfortable feeling of being slapped by a beautiful woman.
Yang Mei really couldn't stand it anymore, so she gently pulled Mulan Er away and said, "Lan'er, have you made enough trouble?" ”
"Miss, why do you keep defending this pervert?" Mulan was very unconvinced: "Why help him and not help me?" ”
"Lan'er, this is wrong for you, I am helping you or not helping your relatives." Yang Mei said angrily: "Look at you, you are so fierce all day long, like a female man, if you continue like this, then, in the future, no boy will like you." ”
"If you don't, there's no difference, what's the big deal?" Mulan said very disdainfully: "It's a big deal not to marry." ”
Yang Mei sweated wildly, and for a while, she didn't know what to say?
Long Jun shook his head with a wry smile, pulled Yang Mei out of the house, and walked straight in the direction of the mountain.
Yang Mei asked as she walked, "Long Jun, are those Chinese herbs you just mentioned difficult to find?" ”
"It shouldn't be hard to find!" Long Jun smiled: "There is nothing lacking on the mountain, there is a shortage of ......"
When he said this, Long Jun wanted to speak and stopped.
Yang Mei couldn't help asking, "What's missing?" ”
Long Jun gently scratched Yang Mei's nose and said with a smile: "There is a shortage of beauties like you." ”
"Cut!" Yang Mei took a sip of Long Jun and said, "Nonsense! Nowadays, people say that there are so many beautiful girls in the mountains, how can there be a shortage of beautiful women? ”
"That's right, that's right, there is a shortage of beautiful women like you." Long Jun said with a smile: "The King of the Mountain especially likes to find a big beauty like you to be the lady of the village, ha!" ”
"What did you say?" Yang Meixiu frowned, and said in a coquettish voice: "You try it again......"
"Don't say good things a second time." Long Jun coughed lightly and said with a playful smile: "However, you are an exception, because you are the material for the lady of the village, another day, after my brother becomes the king of the mountain, he will definitely find you to be the lady of the village, ha!" ”
"You dare?" Yang Meibing's eyes widened, and she glanced at Long Jun.
"What wouldn't I dare?" Long Jun stretched out his right hand, gently patted Yang Mei's buttocks, and said with a smile: "It's like this, this feeling is quite cool!" ”
Yang Mei's forehead was instantly covered with black lines, and Long Jun was so frightened that he ran quickly towards the mountain.
"Long Jun, you stop for President Ben, don't run!" Yang Mei chased straight in the direction of Long Jun, and shouted shyly: "If you are caught by President Ben, you will die." ”
Yang Mei was slapped on the ass by Long Jun one after another, which made her heart itch, and she almost couldn't hold back and shouted out in comfort.
"Come on, come and get me!" Long Jun turned around and looked at Yang Mei with a playful smile, "I haven't tried to be chased by a beautiful woman for a long time, this feeling is really not ordinary!" ”
Long Jun stood in place, staring blankly at Yang Mei who was chasing after him, and a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
Just when Long Jun fell into a state of endless aftertaste, his ears were suddenly tightly twisted by Yang Mei.
"Run, why don't you run?" Yang Mei snorted coldly: "Let's see if you dare to slap President Ben's ass again in the future, hum!" ”
"Don't dare, don't dare." Long Jun pretended to be in pain and said, "It's painful for me, it's painful for me." ”
"You deserve to die, who called your hands always dishonest?" Yang Mei glared at Long Jun fiercely.
"Hey, hey, Xiaomei, I'm slapping your ass for your own good!" Long Jun gently removed Yang Mei's Qianqianyu hand and said, "Don't you think that since I slapped your buttocks, your hemorrhoids don't hurt?" ”
"It really doesn't hurt anymore." After Yang Mei was reminded by Long Jun, she shifted her attention to her buttocks, and sure enough, she found that the external hemorrhoids that had just grown today were no longer painful.
Long Jun said very proudly: "Of course, I am a miracle doctor, and any minor or major illness can be cured in one shot." ”
The implication is that just now, Long Jun's purpose of deliberately slapping Yang Mei's ass was nothing more than to help her relieve the pain of hemorrhoids!
Yang Meiqiao's face was slightly red, and she patted Long Jun gently, and said, "Come on, how did you know that I had hemorrhoids today?" ”
"Come on, come on, don't worry, you sit down and rest for a while." Long Jun looked at Yang Mei's panting appearance because of chasing him, and said a little heartbroken.
Long Jun's favorite person is Yang Mei, just now, his purpose of deliberately teasing Yang Mei is nothing more than to let Yang Mei relax her muscles and move her muscles and bones well!
Similarly, he also wanted to test Yang Mei to see if Yang Mei was suitable for running on mountain roads? After a try, he finally tried out this pampered female president, who is not suitable for running mountain roads for a long time.
If Yang Mei runs for a long time, then she is likely to faint suddenly.
"Say it quickly, don't sell it!" Yang Mei gently pulled up her skirt, sat down carefully on a mountain rock, and said while panting: "I'm so tired of running the mountain road, I'm tired to death!" ”
Long Jun looked down at Yang Mei, staring closely at her breasts that had become high and low due to panting, and couldn't help but swallow a few saliva.
"Xiaomei, do you really want to know?" After Long Jun swallowed a few saliva frantically, he sat next to Yang Mei and looked at her graceful body with a deep smile.
"What is true, what is false?" Yang Mei glanced at Long Jun and said, "Don't tell President Ben that you have clairvoyance." ”
"Hehe, if only I had clairvoyance." When he said this, Long Jun's eyes quickly shifted to under Yang Mei's skirt.
"What do you see? Haven't you ever seen beautiful legs? Yang Mei shrank her feet and gently covered her skirt to her knees.
Long Jun coughed lightly and said, "Well, I've already told you the answer, let's go!" ”
"When did you tell me the answer?" Yang Mei looked at Long Jun with a confused expression.
"I said, Xiaomei, aren't you usually very smart? Why don't you understand it? Do you have to show you a demonstration? When he said this, Long Jun's eyes quickly shifted to Yang Mei's buttocks, and he put on a posture that I would show you right away.
"No, no need!" Yang Mei was stared at by Long Jun uncomfortably, and her delicate face turned red all of a sudden.
If she doesn't understand at this time, then she will be in vain as a smart female president of Bingxue.
The reason why Long Jun can see that Yang Mei has hemorrhoids today is because she is wearing a skirt today.
Yang Mei clearly remembers that when she and Long Jun were in the rape flower field, Long Jun once lifted her skirt and wanted to go further......
Obviously, Long Jun saw Yang Mei's hemorrhoids on her ass at that time.
Fortunately, this hemorrhoid is a newly grown external hemorrhoid, otherwise, Long Jun would not have been able to shoot Yang Mei's hemorrhoids just by slapping her ass once or twice.
"Since we don't need it, let's go, so as not to delay the precious time of collecting medicine." Long Jun said as he pulled Yang Mei to stand up.
(End of chapter)