Chapter 33: What's going on

As a master of the Great Perfection of the Transformation Period, Long Jun has enough energy in his body to evaporate the red wine he drinks, so even if he drinks too much wine, he will not get drunk.

However, Zhang Xiaopang is different, he is just an ordinary person after all, even if he can drink again, there will be times when he gets drunk.

When he drank more than ten bottles of red wine, Zhang Xiaopang was already drunk and unconscious, and in desperation, Long Jun had to use acupuncture to relieve his hangover.

Everyone didn't expect that Long Jun could not only drink, but also relieve hangover through acupuncture, and for a while, everyone was very curious around him, quietly observing how he helped Zhang Xiaopang to relieve hangover.

Lin Yunyi was very envious that Yang Mei had found such a good boyfriend, however, Yang Mei was so embarrassed that she didn't know how to answer? Because, Long Jun is not her boyfriend at all.

Mulan Er wanted to speak and stopped, and under the pressure of Yang Mei's fierce eyes, she had no choice but to continue to hide the truth.

The whole birthday party lasted until late at night, and when parting, Long Jun specially told Lin Yunyi to take good care of Zhang Xiaopang, who had just woken up and was asleep again, so he left with confidence.

At one o'clock in the morning, Yang Mei drove the car and drove Long Jun and Mulan back home. Just as the car drove out of the Lin Family Villa and came to a narrow mountain road, a big tree more than ten meters high fell from the sky and fell directly in front of the car, blocking the way of the car.

Yang Mei's face changed in fright, and she hurriedly braked so as not to hit the tree, Rao was so, but she was still scared into a cold sweat.

Mulan'er, who was dozing off in the passenger seat, was awakened by the sudden voice, she rubbed her eyes vigorously, and said in disbelief: "I can't be dreaming, right?" ”

"I said Xiao Lanlan, I also hope it's a dream, it's not a problem." Long Jun shook his head with a wry smile.

"How can a good tree break? It can't be a lightning strike, right? Mulan scratched her head for some reason, and couldn't figure out what was going on?

"Hey, hey, Xiao Lanlan, I'm not pretending, don't look at me with such eyes, I'll be shy." Long Jun said innocently: "If you want to look, you just look at the back of the car." ”

"Pretending to be struck by lightning, why didn't you die of it? Hum! Mulan snorted coldly, and immediately turned her head to look behind, and when she saw the situation behind her thoroughly, she was taken aback.

Yang Mei never said a word, when she looked in the rearview mirror, her face changed in fright, and she saw that less than ten meters away from the car, a group of thugs with wooden sticks in their hands and dyed green hair were slowly walking towards the car.

"What's going on?" Yang Mei frowned, and when she was about to get out of the car, she was directly stopped by Long Jun.

Long Jun smiled: "It should be that they see that you are beautiful, so they will have bad intentions." ”

Yang Mei shook her head and said, "I don't think it's that simple. ”

"Don't think about it so complicated, it's a big deal that the soldiers will block it and the water will cover it." Long Jun squeezed his eyes at Mulan and said, "Xiao Lanlan, you are Xiao Meimei's close bodyguard, it's time for you to make a move, ha!" ”

"! Maybe they're not coming to our lady, they're coming to you. Mulan meowed and said, "You caused your own trouble, take care of it yourself, don't drag us into the water, hum!" ”

"Xiao Lanlan, I have no power to restrain the chicken, how can you see death and not save it?" Long Jun pretended to look at Mulan with pity.

"Pretend, continue to pretend, continue to pretend to be very incompetent." When Mulan said this, the thugs had already swaggered to the side of the car.

Yang Mei coughed lightly and said, "Don't quarrel, hurry up and find a way to deal with them!" ”

At this moment, a thug with red hair hit the front of the car with a stick, and said arrogantly: "Rely on your sister, you see us, why don't you get out of the car quickly?" ”

The front cover of the car was hit with a stick and immediately dented, but fortunately, this is a veritable famous car, and the shell is relatively hard, otherwise, it would have been scrapped a long time ago.

Long Jun patted Mulan on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Martial arts master, why don't you get out of the car and drive them away?" ”

"Don't pretend to be forced here." Mulan turned around and glared at Long Jun fiercely, and then, opening the car door like an arrow, flew out of the car.

The moment Mulan flew out of the car, she flew up and kicked the little gangster who knocked on the front of the car just now.

The little thug got up from the ground, patted the weeds on his body, and said angrily: "Rely on your sister, you dare to sneak attack Lao Tzu?" ”

Mulan didn't say anything, and the only thing that responded to this little gangster was a whirlwind split, thinking that she could easily kick it, but who knows, a kick in the air.

When Mulan reacted and wanted to continue to make moves, she was kicked heavily in the back.

"Stinky woman, it's none of your business here, it's better to get away, otherwise, even you will clean up together." The little gangster who took the lead was very surprised when he saw that after Mulan was kicked, there was still nothing wrong!

Mulan is an urban master, a very difficult urban master, who leads the gangsters with an awe-inspiring heart, can not provoke, and try not to provoke.

"What a big breath, don't think that there are many of you, the old lady is afraid of you, hum!" Mulan knew that these little gangsters just wanted to find Long Jun to vent their anger, but she still had to rely on the old and sell the old, and put on the appearance that I just wouldn't leave.

At this time, one of the little thugs who was watching and cheering loudly said, "Boss, why are you talking so much nonsense with this stinky woman?" She looks so beautiful, why don't we catch her, and then slowly clean up the stinky boy surnamed Long, heh! ”

The other thugs who watched from the sidelines, while laughing evilly, raised their sticks and coaxed, vowing to capture Mulan alive.

The leading gangster couldn't stand the coaxing of his subordinates, so he waved his hand and motioned for them to deal with Mulan together.

Yang Mei, who was sitting in the cab, had a sudden change in her face, she was not worried about herself, only about Mulan'er's safety, so she threw a look of help to Long Jun.

"Let's go help Lan'er!" Yang Mei, who has always been cold and arrogant, begged Long Jun for the first time in history.

"And then?" Long Jun squinted his eyes, looked at Yang Mei's graceful body with a meaningful smile, and said with a playful smile: "Is it that if I go to help her, you will promise to each other?" ”

"Get out!" Yang Mei faced Long Jun, who was brazen and took advantage of others, and felt disgusted in her heart.

Obviously, Mulan is helping Long Jun, however, Long Jun wants to play a scoundrel in front of Yang Mei, so it's strange that she doesn't feel angry.

"Little Meimei, don't forget that I'm just your personal little miracle doctor!" Long Jun smiled: "Xiao Lanlan, she is your close female bodyguard." Ahem, as for these more than a dozen wrecks, she should be able to handle it, ha! ”

In fact, Long Jun didn't get out of the car to help Mulan for the time being for another reason, because he wanted to protect Yang Mei secretly, and as for Mulan Er, he was not very worried.

If you can't even deal with more than a dozen ordinary gangsters, then Mulan Er will be Yang Mei's close female bodyguard in vain.

In the final analysis, Long Jun is not only secretly protecting Yang Mei, but also quietly testing Mulan'er, he wants to see how many catties and taels this Yang Mei's close female bodyguard has?