Jingle jingle bells.

The class bell rang throughout the campus.

The bald chemistry teacher had already stood on the podium, and Tong Lele rushed to the podium.

As soon as she sat down, I lowered my head and asked quietly, "Lele, did you memorize the bald check today?" ”

"Don't worry, there are so many people in the class, they won't click on me." Tong Lele took a breath and hung a plastic bag of snacks on his desk

Then she began to carry all the books in the drawer to the desk, erected a high fence, and put the bag of snacks inside.

I didn't care about her anymore and concentrated on my lessons.

The chemistry teacher was the vice principal of the school, with a big belly, and he walked like a penguin, and he wore a pair of silver-rimmed glasses, thanks to which his eyes were sharp, and if anyone moved his ass in class, his eyes would scan like X-rays.

No, as soon as I whispered to Tong Lele, his little numb eyes kept looking at me, and I could see that my whole waist was straight.

Although he must strictly abide by the rules and precepts in his class, he is very funny in class, and can vividly explain the seemingly astronomical chemistry, for example, he especially likes to laugh at his bald head, "there is nothing in the first place, where to stir up dust".

It is precisely because of his "extreme intelligence" that he has since gained the title of "bald".

"Last time we learned about the relevant experiments, the mysteries of chemistry, I won't say more, and when you are about to get gas poisoned one day, you may remember the chemistry you learned today." The bald man teased, looking away from me.

As soon as I saw his gaze shift, I immediately lowered my back.

Tear pull.

There was a small tearing sound nearby.

I glanced at Tong Lele.

She was bent over, hiding her head behind the wall of books as much as possible, holding a pen against her head in her right hand, pretending to be thinking about a problem, and the other hand reached into the drawer, and as soon as she stretched out, she grabbed a ball of bread in her hand, and her head slowly moved up, her eyes fixed on the bald head, and she hurriedly put the bread into her mouth while the bald head was not paying attention.

I wrote in my chemistry book, "Didn't you eat?" Then he took down his chemistry book and pretended to be leaning against his desk and watching.

Tong Lele didn't pay attention at first, so I had to touch her left hand with my elbow.

She just looked at it, and after a quick glance at what I had written, she looked pitiful and nodded at me.

It's really pitiful.,The hip-hop dance club was invited by the welcome party.,Must appear in a show.,As a newcomer, Tong Lele just started to learn hip-hop dance.,Can only spend more time and sweat than others.,In addition,The performance in the class is also fully responsible for and supervised.。

I couldn't bear it, so I wrote, "Eat it, I'll show you a bald head." ”

Tong Lele looked at me with grateful eyes.

I turned my face away and stared at the bald teacher with all my attention.

The bald man talked about some life experiences, these life experiences involved a lot of chemical knowledge, because the first chapter of chemistry in the first year of high school is about some simple chemical experiment knowledge and rules, he has not touched chalk much, and generally uses PPT to show.

He didn't seem to notice that Tong Lele was stealing food, and he was getting more and more excited, as if he was the one who was responsible for the burning down of an entire building in his house due to an alcohol fire.

Let's chirp, chirp.

Tong Lele was like a hungry ghost reincarnated, desperately stuffing something into his mouth.

Probably the bald teacher was tired of talking, he suddenly stopped, touched the Mediterranean Sea on his head, and suddenly said, "You haven't memorized the mantra for me yet!" The chemistry class rep didn't remind me either! I know I'm not a biology teacher, so I don't know how my brain works. ”

The representative of the chemistry class who was lying on the gun for no reason trembled and hurriedly said yes.

"Well, I'll see." The bald man was looking at the roll call sheet that was placed on the podium.

The whole class instantly entered a state of nervous preparation, and some people who did not memorize the formula hurriedly and secretly opened the last page of the chemistry book - the periodic table of chemical elements, and even Tong Lele, who was eating glutinous rice balls, was so frightened that he swallowed the food in his mouth, and hurriedly took out the cheat sheet in the drawer.

The bald teacher hesitated for a long time, then raised his head: "Let's give a demonstration to the representative of the chemistry class first." ”

The representative of the chemistry class obviously made enough preparations, and as soon as he stood up, he spit out the mantra of chemical elements: "Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, boron, carbon, nitrogen, oxyfluorine, neon, sodium, magnesium, aluminum, silicon, phosphorus, sulfur, chlorine, argon, potassium, calcium." ”

"Worthy of being my class representative." The bald teacher praised smugly.

Next, the bald teacher called out several people's names.

Tong Lele, who was still extremely nervous, heard that the bald teacher called five or six people, and she estimated that the bald teacher was ready to call no one, so she continued to bow her head and eat glutinous rice balls.

I thought the same thing, so I gradually relaxed my guard, and my eyes couldn't help but cast my eyes out the window.

In front of the school building is a small park, with a cornice pavilion surrounded by trees, elegant chrysanthemum bushes, and a spraying pool, where students are in physical education class, and students come out of the commissary in groups of threes and threes, either licking with popsicles in their hands, or smoking drinks, and some chatting while walking.

During this time, I caught a glimpse of a large and familiar figure in the table tennis court, surrounded by weeping willows and cyan iron nets.

It can't be Gu Beichen playing table tennis, right?

I was sitting inside, looking out the window, and no matter how good my eyesight was, I couldn't see it very clearly.

So, I squinted my eyes and focused on trying to see if that person was Gu Beichen!

As for why I was so curious about whether that person was Gu Beichen, whether Gu Beichen would play table tennis, when Gu Beichen would go to physical education class, and how these thoughts came from, I think it may be that I have been plotting how to bring down Gu Beichen during this time.

"Tong Lele, that's a good name! Tong Lele, come and memorize it. The bald teacher suddenly laughed.

There was something intrigue in the laughter.

When I was away, I came back to my senses and sat upright.

And Tong Lele, who was named by surprise, was still sucking a bottle of Yili pure milk, and when she heard her name, she just sucked to the bottom and made a sound of West Road and West Road.

Coincidentally, the classroom was silent at this time.

Tong Lele hurriedly took off the milk carton and stood up.

The bald teacher may have noticed Tong Lele's trick a long time ago, so she relaxed her vigilance, only to see him smile slyly: "What to drink?" Drinking so much? Why don't you invite all of us to have a drink and let us all have a good time? ”

"Nope." Tong Lele lowered his head, and the nails of his hands clasped the edge of the desk.

Seeing this, I looked up at her in shame and apologized to her with my eyes.

Tong Lele shook his head at me, saying that it didn't matter.

All the small actions that were made between us were in full view of the North Bald Teacher.

The corners of his mouth raised a cold smile: "Tong Lele, can you memorize it?" ”

"Hydrogen helium...... Lithium-beryllium......." Tong Lele stammered out a few words.

I know that she can't memorize the four words at the beginning, guessing that they are the only beginnings she remembered when she read the cheat sheet just now.

Thinking of helping her escape, I pretended to be casual and quietly opened the chemistry book, trying to turn to the last page.

However, the bald teacher didn't give me a chance: "Have you eaten too much, gagged your mouth, and couldn't spit out words?" ”

Tong Lele was silent.

"At a young age, don't learn well! What's more important than attending classes? The bald teacher opened the mode of earnest teaching: "You should grow up, and you should be sensible, in this world, there are indeed many temptations that confuse you, but what you want and what you like to do, you must let go, when you take the road you must take, who cares if you go to the mountain of knives or the sea of fire!" ”

Although the bald teacher said that it was very inspirational, the people in the class turned on the blocking mode one after another, and Tong Lele simply yawned.

This move caused the bald teacher to explode: "You, look at it, how old is it?" Still learning to make up? ”

Tong Lele had to put on makeup during rehearsals, which was also something that could not be helped, and it happened that she came to class in a hurry today and forgot to remove her makeup for a while.

The bald teacher grabbed her at this point and crackled with the concept of chemistry education: "You girls, you know how to wear lipstick!" You are tantamount to chronic suicide! If my wife wore lipstick, I would ......."

He was halfway through his speech, and continued with an embarrassed expression: "The ingredients in this lipstick include oil, beeswax, titanium dioxide and dyes, do you think wax can be eaten?" If you can eat it, buy a candle to fill your stomach when you are hungry! ”

It seems to make sense, I agree with it in my heart.

"Also, there are two chemicals in the dye, one is fluorescein, and the other is bromine, I won't talk about fluorescein, bromine, you pigs, you may not know." The bald teacher gushed endlessly: "Do you know about pesticides and disinfectants?" There's bromine there, and you're drinking pesticides and disinfectants in disguise! ”

"It's not a bad thing to kill roundworms in the stomach and disinfect them occasionally." Tong Le muttered unhappily.

But this was heard by the bald teacher, and in a fit of anger, he asked Tong Lele to stand at the back of the classroom, hold the book above his head, and punish him.

Later, the bald teacher seemed to be more interested in lipstick, and in the second half of the class, he talked about the chemical composition and effects of lipstick, as well as the side effects, which made the girls in the class panic.

As soon as the bald teacher left, the girls in the class hurriedly took out tissues to wipe the lipstick on their lips, while the boys had a relishful discussion about the second half of the bald teacher's disappearance.

When I crossed Ye Banfeng and they were about to appease Tong Lele, I heard Ye Banfeng laughing and saying, "I guess that bald head is trying to say that if my wife wears lipstick, I won't kiss her if I kill her, otherwise I will be poisoned by my wife, haha." ”

At this time, when we were shy, curious, and throbbing about some intimate actions between men and women, as soon as I heard this, the scene of Ji Mo's kissing the child Lele immediately flashed in my mind, and my face immediately turned red.

"Yo, madman, look, Lin Lu's face is red." A boy with sharp eyes noticed my blush, so he squeezed his eyebrows at Ye Banfeng and teased.

Since Ye Banfeng ate Gu Beichen's deflatedness, he is no longer high-profile and arrogant, and he gets along very well with the boys in the class, and he was nicknamed by the other boys in the class, called Crazy.

There is an implicit meaning that he is absolutely crazy to provoke Gu Beichen, a student bully in Jiangbei No. 1 Middle School.

Ye Banfeng glanced at me and slapped the boy on the head just now: "You talk a lot!" Underwhelmed! ”

I glared at the boy and walked over to Tong Lele.

Tong Lele was still holding a book, because the next class was still a chemistry class, and the bald teacher sent a chemistry class representative to supervise it, and I heard that the chemistry class representative was in conflict with Tong Lele because of the welcome party.

This time, it was equivalent to giving the chemistry class representative a chance to announce his personal vendetta, and since the end of class, he has been staring at Tong Lele motionless in his seat, with a smug smile on the corner of his mouth.

Tong Lele looked at his appearance and gritted his teeth angrily.

I walked over and tried to help her get the chemistry book.

She angrily refused: "Lulu, you don't care about me!" Isn't it just a matter of standing still? Who hasn't stood yet?! ”

The second half of her sentence deliberately raised her voice, as if she was deliberately provoking the chemistry class representative.

The representative of the chemistry class didn't care, but attracted Ji Mo on the other side.

As soon as Ji Mo came, he reached out and took down Tong Lele's chemistry book, and without the slightest reproach, he asked gently: "Are you full of food?" ”

In an instant, Tong Lele hugged Ji Mo and kept rubbing Ji Mo's chest.

Ji Mo smiled faintly, and touched her head with his other hand: "If you're still hungry, I still have a chocolate bar, do you want to eat it?" ”

In general, the most beautiful love in this world is that you can give me a simple hug when I need comfort.

We can only take off our full equipment in front of the closest and favorite person, open ourselves unguardedly, and throw ourselves into his arms without a trace of hesitation, because there is warmth in his arms.