Could it be that there is a thief in the house?

Ah Yuan only felt a cold sweat on his back, the Bai family lived alone, and the nearest Aunt Li's house was two or three hundred meters away, if he was robbed, it would be purely a call for heaven and earth, and the end of the earth would not work!

Run out and call someone? The pile of copper coins in the main room is the only hope at present, if it is stolen, what a blow to the size of the Bai family who have just eaten a few full meals and are full of energy?

"Stay in the green mountains, don't worry about no firewood", Ah Yuan's legs have automatically retreated to the gate of the courtyard, the poor life, we are not afraid, as long as we don't get injured easily and lose our lives.

Behind the courtyard gate, there is a hoe, which is estimated to have been left by Boss Bai when he was cultivating the vegetable garden.

Ah Yuan grabbed it in his hand and immediately felt some confidence.

She retreated to the road, holding her hoe in both hands, and estimated whether she could calmly escape to Aunt Li's house if something was wrong, and then, kicking her healthy legs and feet, she shouted loudly: "Who entered our house?" Come out quickly, the poor family can't open the pot, and there's nothing to touch! ”

Yuan stared at the door tightly, waiting for movement.

"1-2-3-4-", Ah Yuan's count had not yet reached five, and sure enough, a woman came out of the house.

Seeing this, Ah Yuan had two adjectives left in his mind: "Short, fat!" ”

As far as the world that Ah Yuan has seen so far, this is the first person who can be called "obese", and when he steps out of the door with one foot, he is worried that the fat on his thighs will hit the wooden threshold.

It turns out that there are still people on this shijie who can eat haode!

Ah Yuan forgot about his fear, and actually had a little reverence for this fat woman, and little stars flashed in his eyes.

She has always been an "alternative". Before the thirtieth birthday, the beauties in the beauty salon talked about how stupid a certain woman was, and when she was fifty years old, she had not yet learned to cook, wash, and clean up the room, "I didn't even learn to make dumplings, let alone make noodles!" ”

"W-really?" "It's stupid! How can she get married? ”

After the remarks of the group attacking, it was Ah Yuan who was full of envy, she limped and said with a yearning face: "Oh my God, she is so happy!" ”

Then there was the sound of stools falling over, the sound of cupping bottles colliding, and the beauties staring at each other, unable to understand how the woman who was too lazy to be angry and resentful was "happy".

Only people who have worked hard since childhood can realize that a woman who has not learned to do any housework at the age of fifty must be a unique "happy woman", so that she can be lazy and stupid.

How can Ah Yuan, who is all-powerful in eighteen martial arts in life, not envious?

Therefore, at this moment, in the dusty Bai family courtyard, a fat woman appeared, as if she had seen a mascot.

Ah Yuan's nervousness dissipated for the most part, and he asked in a loud voice again, "Who are you?" How do we have the keys to our house? ”

The woman had already moved her other leg off the threshold, her short and fat body continued to move like a roller, and her head was slightly raised, looking at Ah Yuan outside the door.

Looking at the outfit, it doesn't look like a broad wife from a rich family, the coarse cloth gown can cover the buttocks, the fat pants are like buckets, when the person is not moving, the pants are also shaking, the trouser legs are tied, and the black leggings are wrapped around the plump ankles.

The woman's face is also very attractive, it is directly embedded in the shoulders without passing through the neck, the wrinkles on the fat face are scarce, it is difficult to judge the age, the fat lips, the bridge of the nose is collapsed, the eyes are squinted, and it is difficult to find the direction of the eyeballs.

Ah Yuan thought about it, and he didn't find a place similar between this woman and the Bai family brothers and sisters, and the one who could enter the door with his own key was either a thief or a close relative, right?

Fat to this extent, the possibility of being a thief is very small, and Ah Yuan is convinced of this.

Being a thief is a professional job, and the first thing to do is to be dexterous, at the very least, it will not be difficult to run.

And that's—

"Humph! Unruly girl, the boss is not at home, where are you going crazy? Don't do anything pickled, ruin the style of our old Bai family! ”

As soon as the woman spoke, she was full of anger, and her words were amazing, and a big crooked hat covered Ah Yuan's head.

Ah Yuan's subconscious little favor for the fat man, when he was hit, he picked up the hoe and walked to the yard, and put it behind the door steadily, then muttered: "I married in the past few days, but none of my relatives recognize each other, I can't say that I look at our family poor, afraid of touching someone's light, so it's okay, no one hurts, no one cares, we have nothing to do, and we can't get in the way of other people's families!" ”

Since this woman is disrespectful, she can't bear to be scolded casually, right?

"You stinky bitch, don't you hear me asking you?" The fat woman's ears are not deaf, but she was angry, and as soon as she raised her arm, her fingers pointed at Ah Yuan, and her entire upper body was turbulent.

Coming to quarrel? Ah Yuan smiled, my sister is not afraid of anything now, after her hands and feet are sharp, she feels energetic all over her body!

"Excuse me, without the permission of my master, you picked the lock of my house and went into the house to find out, which onion in this yard are you? How come I haven't seen it? ”

Just looking at the size of the Bai family's dress and daily diet, you know that the relatives don't take much care of her, no matter who she is!

"You—", the woman became even angrier, and her squinted eyes widened, "I am your eldest uncle!" I can't complain that your aunt said that you are not a fuel-efficient lamp, you are really an ignorant person! ”

"Auntie?" Ah Yuan blinked his eyes, his head turned quickly, this position is still very powerful, and he can't say that Boss Bai also has to be respected, however, Cai Lian and Ah Wen are not close to their aunt and grandmother, and there is still a lot of estrangement in their words, it is said that the banquet when they got married was placed at the uncle's house, and the cost was from the white boss, and the rest of the meals fell at the uncle's house, and the gift money of the guests was also collected by the uncle, saying that it was against the love of the nephews in the past few years.

Ah Yuan put on a smiling face and stood in front of the woman to greet her: "It turned out that my relatives came to the door, blame me for not knowing, that-aunt, you are here to give gifts today, right?" Chengguang also said that your life is also nervous, and it is not too much to pay tribute to the uncle, I said, there is no reason to go to the edge of the sky, how can the uncle take the gift money for his nephew's marriage and spend it for himself? It must have been that Lisuo was not counted at the time, no, it was sent now? ”

The fat "uncle" never expected that the new daughter-in-law would dare to arrange in person that the elders were not coming, and she dared to open her mouth to ask for money, hum! You should swallow what is in your stomach, can you spit it out again?

"Chengguang's family, you are young, and you just got married, I don't know how your family has lived in the past few years, hey! If I hadn't taken care of your uncle, wouldn't these half-sized children have starved to death a few times a few times? Chengguang doesn't understand the world, the gifts of the neighbors of Zhuangxiang Township, where will he see his face? Isn't it all because your uncle and I do it every year? That's what people are with us! ”

"Uncle Niang" was impassioned, and reasoned with the facts, Ah Yuan shook his head, feeling pity for the Bai family in his heart, although the big aunt said it brightly, in the end, she could understand that there was a lot of sadness in it.

The simple Bai Dalang is also a poor baby!

"Big Uncle" saw that Ah Yuan didn't speak, just shook his head and sighed, unhappy, slapped his hands, and said angrily: "Your father and mother are pure, and they died early, and your grandmother has to rely on our family to feed her, and you have to worry about taking care of your group of things that don't understand four or six——"

Is this scolded again? Ah Yuan's brain was not enough, and for the first time, he was scolded by his relatives face to face, but he didn't expect to respond immediately.

"Enough!" There was an angry shout, and an explosion sounded like thunder.

It turned out to be Bai Chengguang, standing at the gate of the courtyard with trembling hands and feet.

That face, black and red, was going to smoke.

Ah Yuan blinked his eyes and watched his man shake his hands and take steps, and he walked smoothly.

"Auntie, let's already say that the gift money will belong to you and repay the incense in the past few years. After I got married, I have nothing to do with you, my Bai Chengguang family, I won't come to your door to ask for food if I starve to death, why did I come to my house to scold my daughter-in-law again? ”

The thunderous sound of "boom" rolled past Ah Yuan's ears, and his uncompetitive body was frightened.

The "eldest uncle" seemed to be frightened, her fat body shrank a little, and she couldn't find any trace of her neck.

"This-that-", she moved to the courtyard door with a thought of Aiai, suddenly made up her mind, and turned around and dropped a sentence: "It's not your dead-eyed uncle, I was worried that you were hungry, so I asked to come and see-"

If you really cared, you wouldn't treat your niece and daughter-in-law like this, right?

Boss Bai looked at Ah Yuan with concern, as if she had been wronged, but unfortunately, the thunderous roars just now had scared her daughter-in-law.

Fortunately, Ah Yuan is not a wind blowing, and at this moment, his head suddenly opened up, and he pulled his legs to chase the "big uncle".

"Leave the key to my house, since the two families are no longer in contact, this can't be taken away!"

Who wants to let someone else shuttle around their home? Or such a superb relative?

Fortunately, the "eldest uncle" has an abnormal weight, and the distance to move is limited no matter how much she has the heart to accelerate, Ah Yuan trotted to the gate of the courtyard and occupied the advantageous strategic position of the courtyard gate.

"Uncle Niang" was still dying and struggling, and hung a smile on her skin: "Chengguang's family, you juniors don't understand, the elders of the family have a key in their hands, there is a case or something, I can also come to help you, look, it's cloudy today, right?" You've dried your yard clothes, and if you're not at home, the elders can help you put them in, right? ”

Thanks to Ya's strong support, thanks to the vote of the demon innocence, I am very touched by loneliness.