"Tian Xin's wife, it's still your cow. The identity of the police is easy to use, wow, the latest blockbuster. Let's watch it together later, and we can practice it together after reading it. Tang Shuai looked at the disc in his hand and said.

"Tang Shuai, when did you take it? Took it and threw it away. ”

Tian Xin is really speechless, Tang Shuai, this guy, is a little too fast. Before she could react, the disc had already arrived in Tang Shuai's hands.

"Lost? Sweet wife, this is a recent blockbuster, and if you want to lose it, you have to lose it after watching it. ”

"You don't know what disgusting stuff you've got in your head. You have to show me to stay away, don't dangle in front of me, disgusting. ”

"Hehe, sweet wife, you won't feel disgusting when you transform from a girl to a woman one day."

"you, talk nonsense again and I'll tear your mouth."

"Don't be shy, sooner or later."

"You still say."

"Ah~ let go, let go, don't twist, it hurts." Tang Shuai didn't understand, why do women like to use this trick. If you can't say it, you will screw people, you will screw people when you are unhappy, and you will still screw people when you are jealous.

After that, I accompanied Tian Xin to buy some cooking materials, after all, this girl never cooks, and these things are not available.

After returning home, the time was almost up, and Tian Xin began to go to the kitchen to get busy. This is the second time in her life that she cooks, and the first time she has put the whole family in the hospital, and this time, there should be no problem.

Tian Xin cooked, Tang Shuai had nothing to do, entered the bedroom, turned on the computer, turned on the CD-ROM drive, and put the disc from the pit just now.

"Tang Shuai, come here, hurry up."

"Hmm~mm~ah~Ye~" Tian Xin shouted for a long time, but did not get a response from Tang Shuai, but heard the voice that made him blush.

"Tang Shuai, you bastard, who let you watch this kind of thing in my room?" Tian Xin said and rushed directly into the bedroom. At this time, the picture on the computer screen made her face drip blood.

"Damn, sweet wife, don't be impulsive, put the knife down."

Tian Xin only reacted at this time, she was cutting onions just now. Because she felt uncomfortable, she wanted Tang Shuai to come over to help, let Tang Shuai cut it, and she took a break. When I heard a strange sound coming from inside the dormitory, I came in with a knife.

"Tang Shuai, it's closed."

"Yes, it's me." Tang Shuai said and turned off the video. "Damn, the cover is really a lie. PS It's so beautiful, but I almost didn't scare it. The figure is not as good as that of a sweetheart wife. ”

"Tang Shuai, you die. Go over and help me chop the onions. Tian Xin walked over, snatched the disc, and threw it in half and stabbed it into the garbage.

Tang Shuai was pulled into the kitchen by Tian Xin, and when he saw the dishes that Tian Xin was cutting, he opened his mouth wide and looked at Tian Xin incredulously.

"What are you looking at?"

"No, sweet wife, what a knife worker." Mud horse, Tang Shuai knows why Tian Xin asked him to chop vegetables. This is really good knife work, this shredded potatoes, can be cut to the thickness of a finger, are you sure this is shredded potatoes, not fries? Forget it, Tang Shuai endured it, maybe Tian Xin actually planned to make fries.

The work of cutting vegetables was handed over to Tang Shuai, and at this time, Tang Shuai hadn't realized anything, he thought that Tian Xin just couldn't cut it.

After cutting the dishes for Tian Xin, Tang Shuai came out of the kitchen, and then watched Tian Xin's performance. Tang Shuai is looking forward to it, so beautiful, his cooking skills must not be bad.

"Tang Shuai, come and serve the food."

Tian Xin was busy until noon, and this was finally done. When Tang Shuai walked in, he seemed to have realized that something was wrong. What is the smell of burning? Take a look at the things Tian Xin made, why everything is black.

"Sweet wife, what is this?" Tang Shuai pointed to the bowl, black and autumnal, a thing bigger than a fist.

"It's braised pork ribs."

“……”

Mud horse, have you seen braised pork ribs bigger than a fist? Tang Shuai suspected that this thing looked scorched on the outside, but it was probably not cooked on the inside.

"And what's this poop-like thing?"

"What poop, are you disgusting? That's a fried beef patty. ”

"Where's this?"

"Shredded potatoes."

Tang Shuai swallowed his saliva, mud horse, can these things really be eaten?

"Sweet wife, why don't we go out and eat." Tang Shuai finally realized something. Can you eat these things? Won't people die?

"What do you mean?" Tian Xin was unhappy all of a sudden. It's you who want to eat my cooking, and now you have taken a day off to cook for you, and you have such an attitude.

"Uh...... Nothing, eat, eat. Tang Shuai didn't want Tian Xin to be unhappy. After all, Niu has also been busy all morning, maybe she just looks ugly, and the taste will be very good?

Tang Shuai took the food out and sat down with Tian Xin.

"Sweet wife, this is the first time we've eaten together like this."

"Hmm."

"There will be many opportunities in the future, sweet wife, I love you." After finishing speaking, Tang Shuai picked up a piece of beef patty and bit it.

When Tang Shuai suddenly said I love you, Tian Xin's heart trembled, and there was a ripple. But after seeing Tang Shuai's actions after that, Tian Xin understood what Tang Shuai wanted to express. This guy even thinks that his dish is poison, which is saying goodbye.

The beef patty has no beef flavor, only dead salty taste and the smell of this beef fried and burnt. As for other strange smells, Tang Shuai couldn't tell them.

"Is it delicious?"

Tang Shuai really wanted to scold his mother, the mud horse, he even dared to ask if it was delicious. With just one bite, there is an urge to make Tang Shuai go on a hunger strike.

"It's not unpalatable." Tang Shuai said.

"Why are you doing that? Eat a little more, come, try the ribs. ”

"Okay, okay."

took a bite of the ribs, which were bigger than a fist, and it was really the same as Tang Shuai expected. The surface was a layer of coke, the meat inside was still red, and the dead salty taste on the outside spread in his mouth, and Tang Shuai felt that his taste was going to be numb.

How is it possible that such a beautiful woman would make food like poison, this is unscientific. Or is it that this girl is deliberately manipulating him?

"Sweet wife, what you make is really distinctive."

"Really? Eat more. ”

“……”

"Can I skip it?"

"Nope."

"Have you tried it before?"

"Yes." Tian Xin smiled: "I know it's unpalatable, but you promised me before that you would eat it all." You asked me to force me to do it, so eat it all. If you don't eat it, we'll break up. ”

"Damn, you deliberately fix me."

"Want to break up?"

"I eat, I eat, and if I die, please remember, there is a man who once loved you." After speaking, Tang Shuai began to stuff these foods into his mouth, and he swore that this feeling was really more uncomfortable than when he was killed by Xiaomeng.