I went back to the dormitory in the evening, and saw Brother Hao and they were playing there to upgrade, after I went back, Brother Hao said to me: "Why did you go today, I didn't see you, I left in class in the morning, and I didn't come to school in the afternoon, did I really run away with Great China." ”

I took Dahua out of my pocket and threw it in the middle of the bed very chic: "Smoke, smoke, brother, you're welcome." ”

A buddy in the dormitory said: "Liu'er, it's gone, why did you smoke this." ”

"He must not be able to smoke it, this is viagra gave him today, and then the two of them disappeared together for a day, I don't know what to do" The other buddy said,

"According to my understanding of Liu'er, observation, and experience of being in contact with him for so long, the two of them will definitely not be able to do good things, and they must be very lacking in morality, the two of them are sneaky and disappeared for a day, and in the end, don't ask him, from his mouth, you can't ask anything" Brother Hao said while playing cards,

As soon as I heard it, damn it, these bastards, I bent down and pretended to be my China: "Okay, I'll give you the Great China pump, you all still say the same about me, don't smoke, don't think about it, I really take the Great China and run by myself." ”

Brother Hao followed and said: "Brothers, let's have one heart, I'll see where he can run, just like when you dealt with me with one heart with him." ”

"Who can have the same heart with you" After I finished speaking, I turned around and found that the door of our dormitory had been kicked open, and Yoko appeared.

Brother Hao touched his head: "I'll see who has the same heart as you." ”

I opened Great China, took out one myself, put it in my mouth, and didn't speak, because Yoko next to me spoke: "No matter when, I will have the same heart as the sixth brother, come, sixth brother, give a cigarette." I smiled and gave Yoko one,

Yoko put the cigarette in her mouth and took a puff: "Liu'er, where did you come from?" ”

I looked at Yoko and said, "They say I did despicable things in exchange, do you think I'm that kind of person?"

"Damn, who the said that about you, it's too unsophisticated, insulting your personality, go, go to sleep in our dormitory at night, there is a vacant bunk, there is a brother in our dormitory who didn't make up the class, I believe in your purity." After saying that, I was about to go out with my arms around me,

Brother Hao still played his professional skills and gold content in blocking the door, blocked the door, smiled with the two of us, and rushed over to me, the final result was that we were a dormitory person, and Yoko cleaned up Brother Hao twice, and after cleaning up, we went to smoke, and put some stories at night, until Brother Hao finally wanted to fight with me, we closed the story and handed Brother Hao Great China,

Yoko didn't leave our dormitory after the lights went out, and I wanted to talk about his legendary deeds, so I just said: "When I was leveling up today, I met a female legendary player, Little Mage. "Then he was carried out by Brother Hao and a few buddies in the dormitory.,Send back to their dormitory.,Back to the dormitory and lock the door.,If he lets him play in our dormitory.,It's the situation again tomorrow morning.,

I don't care, I don't go to class, but they can't do it, we chatted, slowly fell asleep, the next day everyone got up and cleaned up, ready to go to class, I didn't move, lay down and slept very comfortably, Brother Hao pushed me: "Why don't you go to class." ”

I ignored him, and then Brother Hao pushed me again: "Speak, if you don't speak, I'll pick up your quilt." ”

I opened my eyes and said, "I was so angry at the teacher's contempt for me yesterday that I decided to strike for a day today in protest." ”

"There's no other reason, it's really fake, it's so horizontal." Brother Hao was puzzled,

"You think I'm messing with you." I said,

Brother Hao stretched out his thumb to me, and then opened the door to go to class, the people in the dormitory were gone, I took out the phone and took a look, it was still early, I was going to sleep, the door was kicked open, and a sturdy figure jumped in, I glanced at this buddy, and scared me: "Who are you?" I subconsciously asked,

The man glanced at me, took out a box of Great China from his pocket very arrogantly, and threw it on my bed: "Get dressed, go, eat something, I'm ready to meet, I'm in a good mood today, I'll give you another box"

Listening to his voice, I heard it, it turned out that this person was Viagra, bright red down jacket, dark gray slacks, red Nike jogging shoes, with a pair of black sunglasses, not a lot of hair on the head, one by one, standing proudly, mixed up and down also exuding the smell of women's perfume, there is a small piece of ice in the hair, it is estimated that it was frozen downstairs just now, how do I look at it, how do you look like a big lobster, and it is just cooked, sprinkled with chicken essence of the big lobster,

I looked at viagra in an infinite reverie, viagra kicked me at the head of the bed: "What are you doing, hurry up, go, get ready, go to meet." ”

"I'm grass, why are you dressed like this?" I reacted and said,

"Nonsense, of course I met my dream girl." viagra touched his hair and said, "Look at how I am dressed today, how is it, whether it is windy or not." ”

I replied helplessly: "It's too windy, the question is, what are you doing so early, it's not even 8 o'clock, what time will you two meet." ”

"Hurry up, don't care what time it is for you" I couldn't sleep because of him, got up, smoked a branch of Great China, got dressed, cleaned up, and followed him downstairs, at a stall outside the school, the two of us ate breakfast for 20 yuan, smoking Great China, grass, what a luxury,

According to Viagra's original words: "Today, I am a rich man." "I watched Viagra talking, and his movements, how he looked like that ripe lobster,

I couldn't help it: "Viagra, can we take off our sunglasses, it's winter, and there's no sunlight, what's wrong with you." ”

"Pick a fart, I didn't sleep well yesterday, I have a little dark circles under my eyes, it's okay, I'll pick it up naturally after a while, okay, let's go, go to Central Park" viagra said,

The two of us got up, took a taxi, and arrived at our only small park here, Central Park, after getting out of the car, viagra pulled me to the opposite position of the park, I was a little puzzled, and asked him, "Is it going in the opposite direction." ”

viagra shook his head: "It's not time, let's find a place to stay, get ready, for my true love, thank you for your hard work, Liu'er, let's eat KFC at noon, eat with beautiful women, have feelings, have a mood"

"It's okay, don't work hard for me, how long has that woman been, how can you two confirm it, don't get a flower on your chest, it's a cold day" I smiled and breathed a sigh of relief on my hand,

"She wears a white down jacket, short hair, red-framed eyes, and carries a black bag, more than six meters in one meter, which is very recognizable, and she will recognize it after a while."

"No, I'm asking you, what time did you two make an appointment."

"Half past ten."

"I'm fucking fucking fucking your uncle."